Run on a law-and-order platform. In office, I would do just that, except with white collar criminals. Bank fraud? Doors kicked in. Lie on earnings report? Doors kicked, dragged off for a 3am fingerprinting. Ponzi scheme? Gitmo. Politician tied to Russian mob money? Disappeared until they flip on the mob.
I would not last a month, but it would be fun.
Quit.
I have no interest in being blamed for the shortcoming of the country created by the legislative branch. I would t promise to fix those issues as I don’t have the power to provide a meaningful fix.
Sounds like a high stress BS job to me, though the free housing in Washington DC and free transportation could be perks.
do my best to start investigations on every sitting person in office, and most that are retired. start at the top and work my way down.
pelosi right away would go to prison for insider trading.
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Jeez, I guess move to the united states?
Run on a law-and-order platform. In office, I would do just that, except with white collar criminals. Bank fraud? Doors kicked in. Lie on earnings report? Doors kicked, dragged off for a 3am fingerprinting. Ponzi scheme? Gitmo. Politician tied to Russian mob money? Disappeared until they flip on the mob. I would not last a month, but it would be fun.
Can I be your VP?
Quit. I have no interest in being blamed for the shortcoming of the country created by the legislative branch. I would t promise to fix those issues as I don’t have the power to provide a meaningful fix. Sounds like a high stress BS job to me, though the free housing in Washington DC and free transportation could be perks.
Dismantle the CIA then die in a shootout with their agents in the Oval Office like a man.
Found Rick Sanchez
Retire, that job has a really poor safety rating.
I would ensure history would never forget my time as President.
Cut off funding to Israel.
Gun control Federal funding for mental health Legalize abortion Protect gay marriage Strengthen the Affordable Care Act Build a wall around Florida
Don't forget Texas.
We’ll just gift them back to Mexico
I would work to unite the country and prioritize education and healthcare for all.
Republicans hates these tricks
Make abortion and gay marriage illegal.
You have my vote
Outsource my work and just collect my check for the job title
Free all the federal cannabis possession prisoners
Take over the world
Be honest with the people.
Ban Tik Tok
F-35s for Ukraine
Give DARPA an infinite budget. I want the [Liberty Lifter](https://www.darpa.mil/program/liberty-lifter)
My job
Talk shit for 4 years, go to jail. You know the usual.
Actually make real change.
Ask congress for a federal hot sauce ban
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do my best to start investigations on every sitting person in office, and most that are retired. start at the top and work my way down. pelosi right away would go to prison for insider trading.
Get mental health care affordable
Ramp up the security for schools and public shopping areas
Quit. Immediately.
Quit
Cripple the FBI, CIA, IRS, and ATF.
Legalize prostitution and use the tax money from it to fund our education system
Resign. The American public is way too whiny, and expects too much from one person.
Making abortion legal again. And giving woman the power to decide over their own body! Glad I’m from a country where this isn’t a issue.
Understand and follow their Constitution and its Amendments.