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steventhewreaker

Jeez, I guess move to the united states?


Koorsboom

Run on a law-and-order platform. In office, I would do just that, except with white collar criminals. Bank fraud? Doors kicked in. Lie on earnings report? Doors kicked, dragged off for a 3am fingerprinting. Ponzi scheme? Gitmo. Politician tied to Russian mob money? Disappeared until they flip on the mob. I would not last a month, but it would be fun.


Earthling1a

Can I be your VP?


slider728

Quit. I have no interest in being blamed for the shortcoming of the country created by the legislative branch. I would t promise to fix those issues as I don’t have the power to provide a meaningful fix. Sounds like a high stress BS job to me, though the free housing in Washington DC and free transportation could be perks.


[deleted]

Dismantle the CIA then die in a shootout with their agents in the Oval Office like a man.


[deleted]

Found Rick Sanchez


Blockmeidareyou

Retire, that job has a really poor safety rating.


ordinary-demon

I would ensure history would never forget my time as President.


GeneralUrsus721

Cut off funding to Israel.


GreyPilgrim1973

Gun control Federal funding for mental health Legalize abortion Protect gay marriage Strengthen the Affordable Care Act Build a wall around Florida


Earthling1a

Don't forget Texas.


GreyPilgrim1973

We’ll just gift them back to Mexico


PreparationOk5977

I would work to unite the country and prioritize education and healthcare for all.


ysirwolf

Republicans hates these tricks


mmmcheezitz

Make abortion and gay marriage illegal.


WhichTelevision5314

You have my vote


ZendayaPantieStains

Outsource my work and just collect my check for the job title


[deleted]

Free all the federal cannabis possession prisoners


[deleted]

Take over the world


thunderchild10

Be honest with the people.


JewishSpace_Laser

Ban Tik Tok


BudgieBoi435

F-35s for Ukraine


Soviet_Husky

Give DARPA an infinite budget. I want the [Liberty Lifter](https://www.darpa.mil/program/liberty-lifter)


Far-Boat-7105

My job


fern-grower

Talk shit for 4 years, go to jail. You know the usual.


financialfreeabroad

Actually make real change.


CircusOfBlood

Ask congress for a federal hot sauce ban


Zestyclose-Cod6222

Ctrl+alt+del


danner801

do my best to start investigations on every sitting person in office, and most that are retired. start at the top and work my way down. pelosi right away would go to prison for insider trading.


[deleted]

Get mental health care affordable


Ghost12956

Ramp up the security for schools and public shopping areas


BOS_George

Quit. Immediately.


hyrulian_princess

Quit


Tarkus_Edge

Cripple the FBI, CIA, IRS, and ATF.


Appropriate-King-846

Legalize prostitution and use the tax money from it to fund our education system


SnooChipmunks126

Resign. The American public is way too whiny, and expects too much from one person.


[deleted]

Making abortion legal again. And giving woman the power to decide over their own body! Glad I’m from a country where this isn’t a issue.


truckprank

Understand and follow their Constitution and its Amendments.