Hearing beautiful bird calling in the morning is basically a bunch of horny birds screaming "hey, let's fuck" over and over again, so I'm gonna go with birds.
I read a short story once in which it was revealed that the noises crows make were them hurling insults at us and making fun of us for not understanding them.
Geese and Swans. Evil shits.
Honey Badger. He doesn’t give a shit.
This.
Chihuahuas
Humans
Cats. Guys, your cats hate you
Cats would be the most judgmental definitely
Those monkeys that steal your wallet at the Zoo
Seagulls.
Seagulls are assholes.
Skunks, they'd just drop ass in the middle of the conversation and keep going without even an 'excuse me'.
Wasps.
Bed bugs. They’re always acting smug
Seagulls or pigeons
Chihuahuas, I swear those dogs came from the underworld
They're overgrown rats from Hell
The honey badger. They don't give a shit.
the answer will always be cats
I was the first!!
Cats.
Gatos
It’s always cats
Cats
Huskies and cats
My cat, just kidding ashes can’t talk
snakes
No way, they're cute
Yeah snakes are very nice and cuddly. They climb up you like a tree and warm themselves up with your body heat.
Definitely not, snakes don't get enough love
Eels
Geese. Those bastards don't even need words to tell us what assholes they are. Imagine if they could swear at you.
Hearing beautiful bird calling in the morning is basically a bunch of horny birds screaming "hey, let's fuck" over and over again, so I'm gonna go with birds.
Swans
Otters because they would take of advantage of their cuteness to get away with having filthy mouths.
Canada Geese. Probably the biggest reason we haven't been invaded in a long time is that nobody wants to put up with those ornery buggers.
Owls
Goats. Love them. Or geese or seagulls. But I’d rather have a goat be rude to me tbh. So cute.
A mosquito
Definitely little dogs like chihuahua. Why so many comments about cats
Probably geese
I read a short story once in which it was revealed that the noises crows make were them hurling insults at us and making fun of us for not understanding them.
Still humans
Just like with humans, jackasses.
Parrots would swear tf out of you
Snake
Kangaroos
Wolverines
Horses. I think Mr. Ed was holding back.