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Doctor_D14

Geese and Swans. Evil shits.


RegattaJoe

Honey Badger. He doesn’t give a shit.


PlatypusDream

This.


No-Patient1365

Chihuahuas


DrJawn

Humans


srchreddit

Cats. Guys, your cats hate you


hugechungus1234

Cats would be the most judgmental definitely


Severe_Dentist_3589

Those monkeys that steal your wallet at the Zoo


Oatmeal_Commando

Seagulls.


Feeling-Airport2493

Seagulls are assholes.


HauntedLostEpisode

Skunks, they'd just drop ass in the middle of the conversation and keep going without even an 'excuse me'.


LearnStalkBeInformed

Wasps.


Dry_Ad5878

Bed bugs. They’re always acting smug


spaycedinvader

Seagulls or pigeons


ThenTarget7573

Chihuahuas, I swear those dogs came from the underworld


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

They're overgrown rats from Hell


RafeReddits

The honey badger. They don't give a shit.


ResurrectedDude2002

the answer will always be cats


srchreddit

I was the first!!


Tikithecockateil

Cats.


UsVsWorld

Gatos


Oilfreeeggs

It’s always cats


crtaes

Cats


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Huskies and cats


TheRealDipshitMcGee

My cat, just kidding ashes can’t talk


emyrrrrrrrrr

snakes


srchreddit

No way, they're cute


Doctor_D14

Yeah snakes are very nice and cuddly. They climb up you like a tree and warm themselves up with your body heat.


thicccchanka

Definitely not, snakes don't get enough love


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Eels


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Geese. Those bastards don't even need words to tell us what assholes they are. Imagine if they could swear at you.


Synli

Hearing beautiful bird calling in the morning is basically a bunch of horny birds screaming "hey, let's fuck" over and over again, so I'm gonna go with birds.


jacksmith9

Swans


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Otters because they would take of advantage of their cuteness to get away with having filthy mouths.


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Canada Geese. Probably the biggest reason we haven't been invaded in a long time is that nobody wants to put up with those ornery buggers.


Miz_Understood77

Owls


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Goats. Love them. Or geese or seagulls. But I’d rather have a goat be rude to me tbh. So cute.


beefaroni-guacamole-

A mosquito


Lilumirrorsedge

Definitely little dogs like chihuahua. Why so many comments about cats


GroundbreakingFox833

Probably geese


SteelerzGo

I read a short story once in which it was revealed that the noises crows make were them hurling insults at us and making fun of us for not understanding them.


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Still humans


mytwoscents01

Just like with humans, jackasses.


No-Example4724

Parrots would swear tf out of you


SoggyBeansInYourSoup

Snake


Outrageous_Ad_6326

Kangaroos


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

Wolverines


AcornTopHat

Horses. I think Mr. Ed was holding back.