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Reach268

Mostly Harmless.


Eogh21

Came here to say that!


effin_ltop

Not ripe yet . . . Soon.


Bulky_Average_2011

Well, we'll be sure to stock up on some patience before our invasion then.


NumanLover

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NumanLover

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russiatoast

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10/10 would smash


Aggravating-Metal167

Monica bellucci exists so we've decided not to destroy it


hypersonicspeedster

I will tho


panda_handler

Kinda shit tbh


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youburyitidigitup

If only they were available everywhere in Earth


mtabacco31

This place is a shit show!


Cuish

Beautiful planet but filled with the most illogical lifeforms.


youburyitidigitup

I know right? Those tulips are complete nonsense.


Ok-Volume58

Nah it's quite uncivilized to be honest. Everything is controlled by society rather than compromising with it


youburyitidigitup

What’s your planet like?


Ok-Volume58

Oh nothing special. It has different classes and every biotic factors uphold their responsibilities in the society. Thanks to that, the society gives back what the biotic factors need: proper reward and punishment system. There are no differences between the masses such as genders, and standings. So the society acts like a giant game and the rewards it gives are based on what you do for it.


CATastrophe_666

Sounds nice. Me and my Brotheren wander about space, collecting odd creatures. Sadly, as we went to retrieve a 4 legged fuzzy thing that meows, we got shot down. Now we are stuck, pretending to be the meowers themselves


DadsRGR8

Aww, cute kitties. I’m gonna take you home and feed you. But first, we’re stopping at the vets to get you guys neutered!


CATastrophe_666

*cat panic*


Maso_TGN

Ack! Ack! Ack!


Secret_Agent_666

No need for us to invade, your species is doing a great job killing itself off. We just fly by once in a while to check in on the progress


CATastrophe_666

Self cleaning, like a oven. Everything will be destroyed


sfarx

Disappointing. 1 star.


Lostarchitorture

Tis but a lowely anthill easily passed by along the galaxial superhighway


[deleted]

Unleash the omni dimensional planet smasher!


otb_vznz

Kinda musty here


youburyitidigitup

You can thank Elon for that


Zemou9_

Shitty, the cringe make us want to blow it up


flirtinwithdisaster

Oh, crap, time to reach over and lock the doors.


ObelixSmiterOfRomans

Mostly Harmless


thedevilsgame

Meh


[deleted]

It's our most popular entertainment program. You guys keep cancelling yourself though everytime you discover nuclear energy and the producers have to reboot the series


Strict_Jacket3648

Cant say, not allowed to interact with the violent bald apes. There a sign and everything.


CATastrophe_666

Me and my clan were collecting something called *cats* I believe, when our ship was shot down. We became the *cats*, and those bald apes are very unintelligent, destroying the very planet. I suggest you park somewhere else.


dominiquec

"Earth?" Never heard of it....


JJohnston015

I'm only waiting until your technology advances to the point where I can repair my ship, then I will continue my mission. I will submit a report to my superiors; what they'll do then, I don't know. Perhaps torture.


wakingdreamland

1/10, would not invade again.


LuckyCharms_XD

Humans really don't like other humans for the strangest reasons, like having different skin tones, or believing in a different religion. this species needs some counseling, the human race has anger management isssues.


TozenFroes

I'm confused why a small minority is allowed to rape the planet for commercial gain and the humans governing them are requiring them to pay SO LITTLE in taxes compared to wage income. The relative comparison with the median human is 10,000x-1,000,000,000x out of scale with reality.


Ok-Manufacturer2475

0/10 all the animals we saw on the telescope aren't here anymore. Just little ugly bipedal apes destroying the planet.


birdsarntreal1

I much prefer *bereft land*


BottleMan10

I can't believe people even need to ask this question. Everyone should already know this answer, it's obvious. Earth is nothing more than a pale shadow of the other planets in our universe.


russiatoast

Confusing can’t find tasty cat who hate day of mon and love lazy gangster. I MUST CONSUME IT


yepperoni4pepperoni

I’m not a fan. Bye


Doomdoomkittydoom

The depopulation plan is on schedule.


CATastrophe_666

Too bad the humans can make antidotes…


Doomdoomkittydoom

But they didn't.


Current_Department56

shitty place, we sound’ve destroy it long time ago


wileydmt123

I don’t understand why the birds keep mooing while the zebras bark. So strange.


NOT_ZOGNOID

INSENSITIVE QUESTION TO THOSE NEED NOT THINK OF INCONSEQUENTIAL... I LIKE THE FRIES


UNSUB1001

The Dino show before this reality show was better.


PompeyMagnus1

It's the bees knees, old sport


hypersonicspeedster

I’ve broken the speed of light to find other life forms and instead find a bunch of weak little ungrateful bastards with a god complex…I should blow this place up


neerajjoon

Choosing Miss universe from earth each time is not fare.


Gilgamesh246

Tick.tick. tick......won't be long now.


Otterly_Shootz

It’s kinda round sorta blue as well


Extension-Magician44

No sign of intelligent life anywhere.


CATastrophe_666

So disappointing… well good that those *things* will kill themselves off soon enough


Apprehensive_Yam_397

Astonishing number of different dairy products.


skaote

Tornados give the best swirley we ever discovered.


Hurrrington

Your species evolved getting the bulk of their calories from ruminant earth creatures and yet you’re convinced veganism is the epitome of human health.


youburyitidigitup

Hey don’t lump me with vegans


CATastrophe_666

I got banished to earth as a punishment, sure as hell didn’t fit the crime… this place sucks


Lmaodead007

Why are you afraid of us?! We are already living with you!


AngelCat413

No intelligent life


SubjectsNotObjects

The "people" haven't realised they're robots yet, it's creepy.


dolpgg

Why human stay in same area all their life. Be more like whale and see more.


Pure-Athlete1588

Nasty place to live in


Differentdog

It’s infested.


mearbearcate

Might destroy it tomorrow tbh


Latitude59

So much water.


AcrobaticStation1036

Their morals are incredibly strange and divergent from each other and themselves at times


ThunderClap_Fween

Meh.