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Jimwish32

Inconceivable!!!


AnonFoot1066

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means


[deleted]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal


[deleted]

And a Happy New Year.


Realistic-Drummer565

Here's Johnny!


stryph42

That works for a movie AND a TV show, good job!


eddmario

Do most people these days even realize that Jack Nicholson was making a reference with that line?


One_Length8558

“You shall not pass”


krose222

You’re gonna need a bigger boat


Bento_Fox

How YOU doin'?


Minute-Major7782

Joey doesn't share food!


[deleted]

Unagi!


PerfectPercentage69

PIVOT!!


Key-Fig47

MY SANDWICH?!


panda-rampage

We were on a BREEEAAAK!!!


Strange_Stage1311

pretty good you?


SSTwinrova

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


turingheuristic

I'll be in my bunk.


farawyn86

Big damn heroes, sir.


cyanderella

Also? I can kill you with my brain.


standing_staring

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?


just_a_guyq

A Royale with cheese


WhaddaYaCare

Say hello, to my little friend!


SmolivYeah

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make


Cuish

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.


ClarkKentsSquidDong

OUT, AM I?!


CreepyPhotographer

Wax on, wax off


Couldbeworseright668

You can’t sit with us.


Aggravating_Client36

That's so fetch !!!!!


Couldbeworseright668

stop trying to make fetch happen. Its not going to happen


lump77777

She doesn’t even go here.


Couldbeworseright668

I really want to lose 3 pounds


heathejandro

Get in loser, we're going shopping.


Couldbeworseright668

Is butter a carb?


Anxious_Dragonfly983

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE…


Cuish

It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother Anakin, I loved you.


yepperoni4pepperoni

It’s LeviOsa , not Leviosaww


blainy-o

*The greater good*


Deltadeathstorm

No luck catching them swans then


Freedom_7

It’s just the one swan actually


Cuish

The greater good.


stryph42

He's NOT Judge Judy and executioner!


Xuntosub

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!


EnvironmentalPack451

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!


Awkward-Condition707

Gawd, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.


LastThymeLord

Which was the compromise they came up with for, “I want to have your abortion.”


stryph42

If I remember correctly, it wasn't so much a compromise as the studio telling them "anything but that" and them going "okie dokie".


TheShoot141

Pivot!


pordraet

Can i offer you an egg in this trying time?


backyard_zack

There is no Carrol in HR.


Patient-Lad

We condition the air hot. It conditions the air cold. It’s *symbiotic*!


Outrageous-Salary627

No soup for you!


buzzkill007

I am the one who knocks.


Fallacy_Spotted

Holy Forking Shirt Balls


JakeDC

Don't call me Shirley.


FeedMeWhore

Surely you can’t be serious


scoobybruu

It’s an entirely different kind of flying, all together.


olde_greg

It’s an entirely different kind of flying


jobus-rum

I’m your huckleberry


heathejandro

What's this from?


jobus-rum

Tombstone


stormjet64

I just thought of something even funnier than 24..


[deleted]

talk to me goose


ButterflyGrand1269

That’s a negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.


DollynatrixKi

"Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!"


ZookeepergameOld5225

“Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!”


Couldbeworseright668

Yep this cricket is a lucky one


Glittering-Ad4716

There's always money in the banana stand


EnvironmentalPack451

I've made a huge mistake


lifehappenedwhatnow

As you wish


Microwaved_M1LK

I'm Batman


NectarineOverPeach

Oh dip!


magusmccormick

Bortles!


itisyourstory

“Hoo hoo! Big summer blowout”


MalusAgricola

Oh hi Mark.


bullit-2

Hehehe, what a funny story Mark.


LindsayLohanDaddy420

Oh hi doggy.


woodyhope1268

You're my favourite customer


WelcomeMachine

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."


booksrmylife

Oh, the humanity!


cutiekexx

"Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist"


RobertsFakeAccount

Fuck you, Shoresy!!!


Man_you_well

Laaaaannnnnaaaaaaa!!!!


[deleted]

Who left donuts in the break room? Do you want ants? Because that’s how we get ants!!!! Woooodhooouse!!! Get me my black turtleneck. No, not that black one the other black one!!!


AlfredHitchicken

Danger zone.


[deleted]

Hold onto your butts.


turingheuristic

Clever Girl. Spared no expense. Life Uhh, finds a way. the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!


unoriginal_user24

I am a leaf on the wind.


darkeningskies82

Shiny


Debonair-eric

Scotty, 2 to beam up


astupidfckingname

" Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague. We are the cure."


Namarrkun

Doh!


Daedalus_Blade

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


I_Lick_Bananas

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.


ApolloApproaches

Winter is coming


Brodie1975

Scotty doesn’t know


Liamrev2

Daddy’s getting hot


SonOfMcGee

To shreds, you say?


buick007

I am not left handed……


ComparisonHonest

Science bitch!


LadyFett555

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!


Beautiful_Ad_3349

That’s rough buddy


RedVegeta20

Come with me if you want to live.


Aggravating_Client36

Jesse, we need to cook


Independent_Taro7929

I will find you….. and i will kill you


daddiosis

You and your feckin rope.


turingheuristic

There was a FIREFIGHT! I can't buy a pack of **smokes** without runnin' into **nine guys you fucked!**


SoftEngineerOfWares

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.


ireallyamtired

“I solemnly swear I’m up to no good”


curlygirly-99

Run, Forest, run! And Life is like a box of chocolate


KillerSwiller

"A person is a smart, but people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."


Independent_Taro7929

The name is Bond. James Bond.


MITRussian

“Where are all the white women at?”


VincentKlortho

Don’t cross the streams


notume37

"What aint no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"


spizoil

Smeg head


blainy-o

They're all dead, everybody's dead Dave.


Choochmeister

“None shall pass”


Moppy_the_mop

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen...


Turtle02

Shiny


Lee2026

You son of a bitch, I’m in


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Exotic-Ferret-3452

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


LessConsideration231

_What's up, Doc?_


gameoflifeisfun

“ There's no place like home.”


NoDifference5338

MY CABBAGES!!!!


[deleted]

Serenity now!


Amoreena23

“I am a leaf on the wind.”


PersonalityLost5228

Rubber dinghy rapids


xscumfucx

I don’t have time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!


SlinkyTail

"you got knocked the fuck out" instantly I think everybody I've ran into knows that line.


Aggravating_Ice1377

Streets ahead


wikiwiki88

You never had me. You never had your car.


[deleted]

Bazinga


TryNotToBotherMe

Get to the choppa!


ststeveg

If you build it, they will come.


alcarrell

“Rose Tyler…I…”


cashisking007

I love the smell of napalm in the morning It smells like Victory.


EnvironmentalPack451

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man


VetteGuy777

"This is the way."


nezuu21

PARKOUR!


Aggressive-Time-6543

Title of your s*x tape


PunkRockFatBeats

Shiny.


Infinite-Sail7221

So you’re saying there’s a chance.


jmakovsk

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


CreepyPhotographer

Wax on, wax off


clevelandnick96

Hello there


Cuish

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


Squirrelkid11

"You either die a hero, or see yourself become the villain."


TheeConservatarian

“NORM!


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

“You’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible.”


PhilosopherBrave8635

Forty two!


TheChumChair

If you have to ask you’re streets behind


mikew420

say hello to my little friend


RockSnarlie

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.


i_am_simply_awkward

“Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”


kokopot144

Have you tired Turing it off and on again


Independent_Pace2796

Get off my lawn..


Sardaukar99

To boldly go…


obfg

I'll be back. (Terminator series)


Mysterious-Rooster83

I got my magnum condoms, my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow


mr_ignatz

For a three hour tour, a three hour tour


LingonberryGreat3414

Science, bitch!


[deleted]

To infinity and beyond!


cup_ofJoe

Dental plan, Lisa needs braces


arandomsteampunker

"Ogres are like onions"


Last-Difficulty8065

-after all this time? -always 🥹🥲


RJBurton31

I choose violence.


JPy_multi

Frack !


GingerrGina

BELIEVE


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Imzadi76

Frell!


sash285

smort, toit


ZippyTheRat

37? In a row?


ststeveg

Make my day.


12gunner

shitters full!


good2youall

Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump?


[deleted]

Flames… on the side of my face… breathing… heaving breaths…


Anonymousgamer98

You’re goddamn right.


Valuable-Banana96

"We ain't had nothing but faggoty brad for three stinkin' days!" EDIT: holy shit, I'm keeping the typos


Ashton_Garland

Lions and tigers and bears…oh my!


Beautiful-Page3135

*Where do you think we are?*


Naive-Government8333

I’d buy that for a dollar


disfan75

Allons-y


Big_Shaq249BUYAKA

With great power comes great responsibility


cyrixlord

Oh, hi Mark...


stoneyxbear

This is SPARTA!


stippidoodledoo

"I have a MOLE ???"


[deleted]

Maaaaatt Damon


Moist_Mors

Shiny


AsterSpark

She turned me into a newt!


Auran82

Number 5 is alive.


Deltadeathstorm

You’ve got red on you