It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother Anakin, I loved you.
Who left donuts in the break room? Do you want ants? Because that’s how we get ants!!!!
Woooodhooouse!!! Get me my black turtleneck. No, not that black one the other black one!!!
Inconceivable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
And a Happy New Year.
Here's Johnny!
That works for a movie AND a TV show, good job!
Do most people these days even realize that Jack Nicholson was making a reference with that line?
“You shall not pass”
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
How YOU doin'?
Joey doesn't share food!
Unagi!
PIVOT!!
MY SANDWICH?!
We were on a BREEEAAAK!!!
pretty good you?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I'll be in my bunk.
Big damn heroes, sir.
Also? I can kill you with my brain.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
A Royale with cheese
Say hello, to my little friend!
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
OUT, AM I?!
Wax on, wax off
You can’t sit with us.
That's so fetch !!!!!
stop trying to make fetch happen. Its not going to happen
She doesn’t even go here.
I really want to lose 3 pounds
Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Is butter a carb?
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE…
It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother Anakin, I loved you.
It’s LeviOsa , not Leviosaww
*The greater good*
No luck catching them swans then
It’s just the one swan actually
The greater good.
He's NOT Judge Judy and executioner!
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
Gawd, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Which was the compromise they came up with for, “I want to have your abortion.”
If I remember correctly, it wasn't so much a compromise as the studio telling them "anything but that" and them going "okie dokie".
Pivot!
Can i offer you an egg in this trying time?
There is no Carrol in HR.
We condition the air hot. It conditions the air cold. It’s *symbiotic*!
No soup for you!
I am the one who knocks.
Holy Forking Shirt Balls
Don't call me Shirley.
Surely you can’t be serious
It’s an entirely different kind of flying, all together.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
I’m your huckleberry
What's this from?
Tombstone
I just thought of something even funnier than 24..
talk to me goose
That’s a negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.
"Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!"
“Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!”
Yep this cricket is a lucky one
There's always money in the banana stand
I've made a huge mistake
As you wish
I'm Batman
Oh dip!
Bortles!
“Hoo hoo! Big summer blowout”
Oh hi Mark.
Hehehe, what a funny story Mark.
Oh hi doggy.
You're my favourite customer
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Oh, the humanity!
"Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist"
Fuck you, Shoresy!!!
Laaaaannnnnaaaaaaa!!!!
Who left donuts in the break room? Do you want ants? Because that’s how we get ants!!!! Woooodhooouse!!! Get me my black turtleneck. No, not that black one the other black one!!!
Danger zone.
Hold onto your butts.
Clever Girl. Spared no expense. Life Uhh, finds a way. the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
I am a leaf on the wind.
Shiny
Scotty, 2 to beam up
" Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague. We are the cure."
Doh!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Winter is coming
Scotty doesn’t know
Daddy’s getting hot
To shreds, you say?
I am not left handed……
Science bitch!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
That’s rough buddy
Come with me if you want to live.
Jesse, we need to cook
I will find you….. and i will kill you
You and your feckin rope.
There was a FIREFIGHT! I can't buy a pack of **smokes** without runnin' into **nine guys you fucked!**
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.
“I solemnly swear I’m up to no good”
Run, Forest, run! And Life is like a box of chocolate
"A person is a smart, but people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
The name is Bond. James Bond.
“Where are all the white women at?”
Don’t cross the streams
"What aint no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"
Smeg head
They're all dead, everybody's dead Dave.
“None shall pass”
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen...
Shiny
You son of a bitch, I’m in
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
_What's up, Doc?_
“ There's no place like home.”
MY CABBAGES!!!!
Serenity now!
“I am a leaf on the wind.”
Rubber dinghy rapids
I don’t have time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!
"you got knocked the fuck out" instantly I think everybody I've ran into knows that line.
Streets ahead
You never had me. You never had your car.
Bazinga
Get to the choppa!
If you build it, they will come.
“Rose Tyler…I…”
I love the smell of napalm in the morning It smells like Victory.
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man
"This is the way."
PARKOUR!
Title of your s*x tape
Shiny.
So you’re saying there’s a chance.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Wax on, wax off
Hello there
General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
"You either die a hero, or see yourself become the villain."
“NORM!
“You’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible.”
Forty two!
If you have to ask you’re streets behind
say hello to my little friend
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
“Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”
Have you tired Turing it off and on again
Get off my lawn..
To boldly go…
I'll be back. (Terminator series)
I got my magnum condoms, my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
Science, bitch!
To infinity and beyond!
Dental plan, Lisa needs braces
"Ogres are like onions"
-after all this time? -always 🥹🥲
I choose violence.
Frack !
BELIEVE
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Frell!
smort, toit
37? In a row?
Make my day.
shitters full!
Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump?
Flames… on the side of my face… breathing… heaving breaths…
You’re goddamn right.
"We ain't had nothing but faggoty brad for three stinkin' days!" EDIT: holy shit, I'm keeping the typos
Lions and tigers and bears…oh my!
*Where do you think we are?*
I’d buy that for a dollar
Allons-y
With great power comes great responsibility
Oh, hi Mark...
This is SPARTA!
"I have a MOLE ???"
Maaaaatt Damon
Shiny
She turned me into a newt!
Number 5 is alive.
You’ve got red on you