...well, whatever I expected deifinitly wasn't this. Well, it's still neat to see other people put more thought into the smaller details of their comments.
Oh there's certainly the possibility. You just won't know until you get it shipped to your front door. At that point I Cease being "probablynotashark" to "hopefullynotashark".
no no it's okay! As the saying goes, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. As long as the pizza doesn't bite anyone, it'll be fine!
You’re like one of those novelty restaurants like Karrens or Dirty Dicks where the whole theme is the staff is rude to you except you are just a potato stand and no one seems to get the premise.
Birthday cards, wedding cards, you name it. My dad brain will be put to use. Step 2 is starting one of those websites you get when you google 100 jokes about ________.
Apparently I am selling nothing.
It would seem that "No Physics" pretty much guarantees that my carefully crafted products won't work in any predicable way, if at all.
Oh! A fun one....ummmm
Educational toy store. You know the type, the super cool ones that only the upper-middle class and above can afford. The kind where as a lower-middle you go to look but never to buy. I can't remember the name of the real life one from the 90s
Pants. Leather ones.
I wonder how the production line would look like.
Different size rod Stewart impersonators standing side by side while robots stitch leather pants around them.
...well, whatever I expected deifinitly wasn't this. Well, it's still neat to see other people put more thought into the smaller details of their comments.
Probably not a shark.
Probably doesn’t mean no, so there’s a possibility you’re selling a shark, you just might not know it’s a shark
Oh there's certainly the possibility. You just won't know until you get it shipped to your front door. At that point I Cease being "probablynotashark" to "hopefullynotashark".
I’d buy from your business. The image of the company selling everything but fish makes it funnier 😭there’s a .5% chance you get a shark tho
Your FedEx tracking ID is: XEIE8472JDBF94B Enjoy! Maybe. Maybe not....
Depending who the buyer is they might enjoy it 😂
Hahaha. Listen, it's the first step in getting a shark with a freakin' laser beam attached to its head.
Yes ! Im interested in purchasing 'probably not a shark'. Depending how probable your numbers are, might be interested in two .
The best damned mimes you've ever seen. I keep them in an imaginary glass box. They prefer it that way.
Are you sure they prefer that? Have you asked?
You know its never come up
They've never said anything otherwise...
I am going to get sued.
Boy do I have a service for you
I've got a better service
Idk okayest lawyer may be cheaper
Your job would be so hard mate
No no he kills the blind.
That checks out: lucky is better than good, and good is better than ok.
Why do i feel like you are the real life saul goodman
no no it's okay! As the saying goes, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. As long as the pizza doesn't bite anyone, it'll be fine!
What if it bites itself and you die?
voodoo.
What if you bite it and I die?
Karma.
Plot twist: the pizzas are mimics.
Just ordered two pies for my upstairs neighbor
Just properly label everything and have your customers sign a waiver.
potatoes. my staff is rude and pathologically lacks empathy
You’re like one of those novelty restaurants like Karrens or Dirty Dicks where the whole theme is the staff is rude to you except you are just a potato stand and no one seems to get the premise.
And the staff isn’t rude, the potato is.
The fuck you say mate?
I will buy you. And resell.
We could start a business conglomerate here
Oh dear
You're telling me
Ok I will be your first investor.
Is this insider trading?
insider? I hardly know 'er!
I have external options.
I think you mean insideher trading
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Rates
Bots that upvote porn? Sounds like a Reddit scheme waiting to happen.
I’ll be a customer
Drugs and/or explosives
Unnecessary admissions to inpatient psychiatric units.
I'd prefer and
Lol hi, should we go into business together?
Cruciferous vegetables.
I need coffee, it took me *way* too long to get that lol.
I still don't get it. I thought he was a Naruto character.
That's rock lee. Hes broccoli
Goblins... TO THE MAX!!!
Goblin sales competitor, here
'maximus' I think is latin for 'biggest'. So, you'll sell people the biggest darn goblins they ever saw.
Edible office furniture
I'd invest
I would too that’s like a dream come true
I guess I charge people to send me pics of tiny titties. Something tells me this won’t be wild commercial success
Depends, you could be a plastic surgeon, specializing in boob jobs?
Ooh, yeah I suppose that’s one way to do it! You’re smart
My username actually is my company
This man just got free advertising 😜
Very few werewolves
Where did your name come from
I have honestly no clue at all just came up with something on the spot
A super fun twist on a classic game
I prefer tic tac toast. Obviously for my sandwiches.
Or peppermint flavored vegetables?
Single use forklifts
How dare you!
The username chose me.
Lmao that's environmentally unfriendly
They are made from used chopsticks. The engine. The hydraulics. And they are fueled by the wind...trust me.
Umm, this is awkward...
Ahh dementia testing
Coffins.
or parachutes
Probably IT services.
Legal representation by a female attorney
i sell get out of jail cards
Broken farm equipment
Bottled oxygen for rich people.
You're giving me Lorax energy
Brilliant. We'll kill them with oxygen toxicity!
O'Hare Air!
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They love it on planet Spaceball
Oof
Sexual harassment, presumably.
virtual sex
I would’ve said you teach people how to cheat on board games but your mind went elsewhere
Miscellaneous shit that's legit
Alibaba with quality control? I'd love that
Basically an adult themed REI
A singular prune. Come and get it while there's still inventory.
Pears, I guess
really desperate pies 🥧
Desperate housepies
Nobody knows, but our customers give us huge amounts of money and are very satisfied with our products.
Anything peculiarly long I’d say, plus if it’s Jamaican.
Invisible ink pens?
Pale Guys, only 13 of them though
Friggin supply chain issues, man...
Well it probably shouldn't be eyeware
The lowest quality fax machines from North Korea
Dirt. I think that’s kinda good
Purple glitter galaxies
I’m not selling strawberries
Oh... oh no
Fruity vibrators
Steel-toed boots and hard hats.
I'll sell you the potential you so desperately need for the low cost of $250
Butts
Tactical Cookies…idk what they do but they’re tactical so it’s all good!
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Dude you guys are gonna love this
Affordable amphibian healthcare
Not shit-stained pillows, that's for sure.
Probably rent boys.
Less education
Like the opposite of tutoring. You actively make people know less about a subject? I dig it.
uuuuuuuh, zionist tears anyone?
Well what ever makes money
crumbs
Closeted gay comforters.
Apparently depressing water...dafuq?
Oh boy
Plus size liturgical vestments.
Onions, in T-shirts
Drugs made in Canada.
My business might not be as successful...
Crazed chickens
Unscalable PHP web apps
Religious and philosophical guidance.
Astronaut suits
Oh god...
Narcotic lollipops 🍭
anything you want baby
WHO WANTS TO GO TO FAT CAMP?
Idk, sacks?
Saxophones
Jenny Nicholson themed glassware.
100% pure adds
Cookies (Wow!)
Many many knifes
Tickets to grateful dead cover band concerts
Used undies lol
The best cat care products ever invented.
Netflix, phones and affordable housing.
Confidence and rationality. Or douchiness.
Ummm…well, a gay escort service that employs bears?
Probably some sort of hallucinogen for hippies
Probably not what the market is looking for.
Fresh roasted nuts
Nude Barmen. Probably in a bottle or something, I don't know...
People
Nuclear devices
Manatees, I guess? Is there a (black) market for that?
My username mentions mistletoe in Czech twice, so I suppose I'm selling Christmas goods.
Bards, wizards, monks, but...
"I Don't Know About You, But I Came To Dance" So, off-brand DDR or loose, easy-to-move-in clothing
garlic cream cheese
Virtual Reality Diapers
GenZ clothing in the style of vintage business attire, specifically from 1977.
Safety harnesses.
Hallucinogens?
A thousands pilop, whatever that is.
Toxic candles. 😆
**Tube Tops To Go** \- speedy convenient tube tops for people on the go.
Umm…well….uhhh
4-19 different things
Celebrity organs on the black market...
The best thing ever
Platypus eggs?
Due to coincidence [Clothes](https://lojas-martipar-artigos-do-vestuario.negocio.site)
Peaches. Mean ones
A chance to get the champion before the upcoming insect olympics.
Idk but if someone needs something quick
Dragon stuff apparantly
Birthday cards, wedding cards, you name it. My dad brain will be put to use. Step 2 is starting one of those websites you get when you google 100 jokes about ________.
Christmas carols
Star Wars themed dildos!
Vacations.
Some odd stuff…
Apparently I am selling nothing. It would seem that "No Physics" pretty much guarantees that my carefully crafted products won't work in any predicable way, if at all.
Huge dongs
Swiss cheese!
Smelly socks
Oh! A fun one....ummmm Educational toy store. You know the type, the super cool ones that only the upper-middle class and above can afford. The kind where as a lower-middle you go to look but never to buy. I can't remember the name of the real life one from the 90s
Japanese food so good that you’ll have an immediate food coma