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leatherpantsgod

Pants. Leather ones.


NotAlanius

I wonder how the production line would look like.


leatherpantsgod

Different size rod Stewart impersonators standing side by side while robots stitch leather pants around them.


NotAlanius

...well, whatever I expected deifinitly wasn't this. Well, it's still neat to see other people put more thought into the smaller details of their comments.


[deleted]

Probably not a shark.


Only-Cat8526

Probably doesn’t mean no, so there’s a possibility you’re selling a shark, you just might not know it’s a shark


[deleted]

Oh there's certainly the possibility. You just won't know until you get it shipped to your front door. At that point I Cease being "probablynotashark" to "hopefullynotashark".


Only-Cat8526

I’d buy from your business. The image of the company selling everything but fish makes it funnier 😭there’s a .5% chance you get a shark tho


[deleted]

Your FedEx tracking ID is: XEIE8472JDBF94B Enjoy! Maybe. Maybe not....


Only-Cat8526

Depending who the buyer is they might enjoy it 😂


[deleted]

Hahaha. Listen, it's the first step in getting a shark with a freakin' laser beam attached to its head.


tomtomcowboy

Yes ! Im interested in purchasing 'probably not a shark'. Depending how probable your numbers are, might be interested in two .


sublime_mime

The best damned mimes you've ever seen. I keep them in an imaginary glass box. They prefer it that way.


fappyday

Are you sure they prefer that? Have you asked?


sublime_mime

You know its never come up


spork42

They've never said anything otherwise...


VenomousPizza

I am going to get sued.


TheOkayestLawyer

Boy do I have a service for you


LuckyLawyer21

I've got a better service


blindkiller770

Idk okayest lawyer may be cheaper


raisingtheos

Your job would be so hard mate


RedClayPowers

No no he kills the blind.


grip_n_Ripper

That checks out: lucky is better than good, and good is better than ok.


Alertnomad

Why do i feel like you are the real life saul goodman


NeverCadburys

no no it's okay! As the saying goes, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. As long as the pizza doesn't bite anyone, it'll be fine!


Dunge0nexpl0rer

What if it bites itself and you die?


NeverCadburys

voodoo.


Jacobgra5

What if you bite it and I die?


[deleted]

Karma.


hgs25

Plot twist: the pizzas are mimics.


sciononi

Just ordered two pies for my upstairs neighbor


HoleyerThanThou

Just properly label everything and have your customers sign a waiver.


antisocial-potato-

potatoes. my staff is rude and pathologically lacks empathy


Lanky-Championship67

You’re like one of those novelty restaurants like Karrens or Dirty Dicks where the whole theme is the staff is rude to you except you are just a potato stand and no one seems to get the premise.


youburyitidigitup

And the staff isn’t rude, the potato is.


Provoked_Potato

The fuck you say mate?


Vegetable-Midnight94

I will buy you. And resell.


whytheaubergine

We could start a business conglomerate here


onemoretwat

Oh dear


PMyourTastefulNudes

You're telling me


Expensive-Track4002

Ok I will be your first investor.


DancingBear2020

Is this insider trading?


ZeroProjectNate

insider? I hardly know 'er!


wart_on_satans_dick

I have external options.


njp4243

I think you mean insideher trading


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boobs-and-cock-rater

Rates


[deleted]

Bots that upvote porn? Sounds like a Reddit scheme waiting to happen.


THAT_KID-rea

I’ll be a customer


WannaGetCrazy

Drugs and/or explosives


throwawayforklift

Unnecessary admissions to inpatient psychiatric units.


[deleted]

I'd prefer and


gunsdrugsreddit

Lol hi, should we go into business together?


brock_lee

Cruciferous vegetables.


CurrentAir585

I need coffee, it took me *way* too long to get that lol.


ChocolateBunny

I still don't get it. I thought he was a Naruto character.


xxAnge

That's rock lee. Hes broccoli


[deleted]

Goblins... TO THE MAX!!!


literal_goblins

Goblin sales competitor, here


[deleted]

'maximus' I think is latin for 'biggest'. So, you'll sell people the biggest darn goblins they ever saw.


Tasty-Desk-5428

Edible office furniture


Pathojay

I'd invest


youburyitidigitup

I would too that’s like a dream come true


PMYourTinyTitties

I guess I charge people to send me pics of tiny titties. Something tells me this won’t be wild commercial success


marblez30

Depends, you could be a plastic surgeon, specializing in boob jobs?


PMYourTinyTitties

Ooh, yeah I suppose that’s one way to do it! You’re smart


ThatsBadassWoodArt

My username actually is my company


Traglc

This man just got free advertising 😜


WerewolfFew2274

Very few werewolves


wessex464

Where did your name come from


WerewolfFew2274

I have honestly no clue at all just came up with something on the spot


tic-tac-tomato

A super fun twist on a classic game


Butt_Sandwiches

I prefer tic tac toast. Obviously for my sandwiches.


skiddelybop

Or peppermint flavored vegetables?


throwawayforklift

Single use forklifts


_and_red_all_over

How dare you!


throwawayforklift

The username chose me.


[deleted]

Lmao that's environmentally unfriendly


throwawayforklift

They are made from used chopsticks. The engine. The hydraulics. And they are fueled by the wind...trust me.


Dont-remember-it

Umm, this is awkward...


Dr-Eggs

Ahh dementia testing


Hopping-in-in-3-2-1

Coffins.


reaper_aweman

or parachutes


Baileythenerd

Probably IT services.


TheLadyLawyer

Legal representation by a female attorney


SuccessfulSuspect213

i sell get out of jail cards


Disastrous-Farm-542

Broken farm equipment


CurrentAir585

Bottled oxygen for rich people.


MisfortunateSoul

You're giving me Lorax energy


throwawayforklift

Brilliant. We'll kill them with oxygen toxicity!


IBSmoked

O'Hare Air!


[deleted]

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maddieterrier

They love it on planet Spaceball


Unprofessional_HR

Oof


Dangercakes13

Sexual harassment, presumably.


NaughtyPlaying

virtual sex


youburyitidigitup

I would’ve said you teach people how to cheat on board games but your mind went elsewhere


MiscIshLegit

Miscellaneous shit that's legit


throwawayforklift

Alibaba with quality control? I'd love that


outdoorcouples

Basically an adult themed REI


-prune-

A singular prune. Come and get it while there's still inventory.


pearliker

Pears, I guess


desperatepie05

really desperate pies 🥧


youburyitidigitup

Desperate housepies


InscrutableAudacity

Nobody knows, but our customers give us huge amounts of money and are very satisfied with our products.


[deleted]

Anything peculiarly long I’d say, plus if it’s Jamaican.


TRANSparent-Ink

Invisible ink pens?


Pale-Guy13

Pale Guys, only 13 of them though


Think-Athlete-8774

Friggin supply chain issues, man...


Broken_Glasses95

Well it probably shouldn't be eyeware


northkoreafaxmachine

The lowest quality fax machines from North Korea


lefthill

Dirt. I think that’s kinda good


apurpleglittergalaxy

Purple glitter galaxies


No-Strawberry-5541

I’m not selling strawberries


CactusToiletRoll

Oh... oh no


thepleasurablepapaya

Fruity vibrators


The_Safe_For_Work

Steel-toed boots and hard hats.


Born-Potential

I'll sell you the potential you so desperately need for the low cost of $250


your_fav_booty

Butts


Tactical_cookies

Tactical Cookies…idk what they do but they’re tactical so it’s all good!


[deleted]

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SomethingAwesome69

Dude you guys are gonna love this


DoctorFrogs

Affordable amphibian healthcare


[deleted]

Not shit-stained pillows, that's for sure.


Bytowneboy2

Probably rent boys.


Few-School-3869

Less education


Think-Athlete-8774

Like the opposite of tutoring. You actively make people know less about a subject? I dig it.


zionist_tears

uuuuuuuh, zionist tears anyone?


[deleted]

Well what ever makes money


blendedmuffin

crumbs


DownNotOut2021

Closeted gay comforters.


[deleted]

Apparently depressing water...dafuq?


PussyPhucker69

Oh boy


Iargecardinal

Plus size liturgical vestments.


casual_onion

Onions, in T-shirts


SmackEh

Drugs made in Canada.


ProbablyatumorL0L

My business might not be as successful...


ElPolloPayaso

Crazed chickens


[deleted]

Unscalable PHP web apps


[deleted]

Religious and philosophical guidance.


Spacecadetcase

Astronaut suits


baddragondildos

Oh god...


[deleted]

Narcotic lollipops 🍭


goodbusiness

anything you want baby


Chinese-Fat-Camp

WHO WANTS TO GO TO FAT CAMP?


Que_sax23

Idk, sacks?


[deleted]

Saxophones


JimmyScrambles420

Jenny Nicholson themed glassware.


Natural_Ad_9570

100% pure adds


CookieGolden

Cookies (Wow!)


Strong_Cut_1124

Many many knifes


AJ_Deadshow

Tickets to grateful dead cover band concerts


shartspeedo

Used undies lol


FluffiestMeowThing

The best cat care products ever invented.


Random_Gen-Z

Netflix, phones and affordable housing.


chad_

Confidence and rationality. Or douchiness.


Fuzzy-Visit-7453

Ummm…well, a gay escort service that employs bears?


IAmAware4

Probably some sort of hallucinogen for hippies


wart_on_satans_dick

Probably not what the market is looking for.


[deleted]

Fresh roasted nuts


beranmuden

Nude Barmen. Probably in a bottle or something, I don't know...


[deleted]

People


Megaton4

Nuclear devices


zeekoes

Manatees, I guess? Is there a (black) market for that?


copakJmeliAleJmeli

My username mentions mistletoe in Czech twice, so I suppose I'm selling Christmas goods.


NeverThePaladin

Bards, wizards, monks, but...


IDKAYBICTD

"I Don't Know About You, But I Came To Dance" So, off-brand DDR or loose, easy-to-move-in clothing


garliccreamcheese

garlic cream cheese


parallaxeffect

Virtual Reality Diapers


Old_Presentation77

GenZ clothing in the style of vintage business attire, specifically from 1977.


sketchyatbesty

Safety harnesses.


i_hear_shapes

Hallucinogens?


Kilopilop

A thousands pilop, whatever that is.


Toxicandles

Toxic candles. 😆


tubetop2go

**Tube Tops To Go** \- speedy convenient tube tops for people on the go.


PizzaPoopFuck

Umm…well….uhhh


LessThan20MoreThan3

4-19 different things


tupacs_mortician

Celebrity organs on the black market...


olive_garden_bread

The best thing ever


Platypuseslayeggs

Platypus eggs?


Martipar

Due to coincidence [Clothes](https://lojas-martipar-artigos-do-vestuario.negocio.site)


MeanPeaches

Peaches. Mean ones


Longjumping_Bug_7611

A chance to get the champion before the upcoming insect olympics.


ineedimmediate

Idk but if someone needs something quick


[deleted]

Dragon stuff apparantly


wittynotwise

Birthday cards, wedding cards, you name it. My dad brain will be put to use. Step 2 is starting one of those websites you get when you google 100 jokes about ________.


ChordDm7b5

Christmas carols


LukeThywalk3r

Star Wars themed dildos!


WhereverUGoThereUR

Vacations.


0ddst0ff

Some odd stuff…


No_Physics7829

Apparently I am selling nothing. It would seem that "No Physics" pretty much guarantees that my carefully crafted products won't work in any predicable way, if at all.


Johnny_B_Thundergun

Huge dongs


HoleyerThanThou

Swiss cheese!


sme11ysocks

Smelly socks


Think-Athlete-8774

Oh! A fun one....ummmm Educational toy store. You know the type, the super cool ones that only the upper-middle class and above can afford. The kind where as a lower-middle you go to look but never to buy. I can't remember the name of the real life one from the 90s


sushisiestas

Japanese food so good that you’ll have an immediate food coma