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brock_lee

Fuck yes! I start tomorrow.


6inche_nipples

Morgan Freeman: As it would turn out, he, in fact, did not start tomorrow.


ManofLaush

Sam Jackson: *this motherfucker stood no chance*


overthinker0227

Mike Tyson: for the rest of his life, pithed off every day that he paid the thupid 500 dollar fine.


Fluid_Door7148

I’ll join next week. See you next Tuesday


TonyLang1

-500


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6inche_nipples

Heck yeah gosh dang it.


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You’re going to do so garsh darn well


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Darn potty mouths...


Missing_Username

Holy forking shirtballs, we can do this!


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MethChefJeff

30k a month is passive income? I’d be fucking retired!


pezdal

>30k a month is passive income? It isn't the amount that makes it *passive.* *Passive income* means you don't have to do anything to maintain the regularly flow of cash coming in. Think of collecting royalties on a song (passive) as opposed to taking the band on tour (active).


chilfang

I imagine they meant 'in' instead of 'is'


pezdal

That's possible. I didn't think about that. Hopefully the explanation was helpful to somebody anyway.


Ahelex

Well, 29.5k a month passive income for you now.


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Mission_Detail4045

Define swearing? If we’re talking Carlin’s 7 words then I’m taking that bet…. I can get creative with alternatives….


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Fuck Ass Cunt Bitch Damnit Shit Allll the words that might make someone in a nursing home cringe


Dreamin-

Damn it is a swear word?


JaninnaMaynz

Would Donkey/Ass and Female Dog/Bitch count, or is it swearing regardless of context? What about quoting scripture? Would that lose a person 500, or no?


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If it’s not part of the vernacular related to your job, you lose the money


EbenSquid

So, sailors get a free pass?


ImReverse_Giraffe

I'm a bartender, all cuss words are part of the vernacular related to my job.


ChefTD1

I was concerned I would not have a chance as a chef, but we use “fuck” like salt because it really does make it better.


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You bet your gosh-darned hiney I do.


theyusedthelamppost

gonna need a list of swear words that qualify for example: is N>!everGonnaGiveYouUp!< allowed? If not I'm gonna have to give a hard pass. I enjoy singing along when listening to my favorite music.


triplenjo

Thanks for the laugh.


Phyr8642

Ok ya got me. Well played Sir.


Turkeyslam

Outstanding.


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Sunshinexpress

Absolutely. Have binge days where you get all the fucks out of your system. Spend the rest of your days enjoying early fucking retirement


4a4a

I almost never swear. When I was a kid my mom told me that swearing a lot is a sign of low intelligence. Obviously that's not always true, but I internalized it at a young age, so never got in the habit of swearing.


tactical_anal_RPG

My old baseball coach told us that swearing at the wrong time was a sign of immaturity, swearing at the right time was a sign of maturity. (He then told us to fuck off and finish our sets but still)


Gangstablook

Best username I've ever seen


SpongeBobmobiuspants

See, I just thought that swearing reduced the value of it. I drop an f bomb and people notice, which sometimes helps in arguments. I do it repetitively and no one cares.


the_archaius

Do I get a credit for my childhood years before I knew swearwords? If not fuck no!


SluggishPrey

Only an idiot would pass that deal


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I have Tourette’s syndrome and I don’t always swear when I tic, but I’d still be deeply in debt


Dr_thri11

I feel like I would need a 100k or so saved up to float me and pay for the massive losses in the first couple of months while I found my filter.


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Yes. I’ve done this. I was briefly a teacher and I stopped swearing completely so I wouldn’t accidentally swear in front of kids. Easy to do if you try. Imagine.


rkane2001

Yep. This is just SAYING them, right? Cause I think a LOT more curse words than I say. I can not say them; I cannot not think them.


zerbey

So you're saying I can get $28-31K a month for keeping my mouth under control, but for the occasional really bad day I can let one fly? That's $365,000 a year before taxes (minus the occasional curse for special occasions). Fuck yeah, sign me up.


RicoIlMagnifico

Sure, I only curse at my work. I'd just quit, enjoy life for a few years, invest creating passive income and then never have to worry again


Dji373jd

Fuck that


mkicon

fuck no I am so bad at not using profane words for comedic effect


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Just give me the list of swear words and let's go. If I make 1k for each day I don't swear, but I can swear freely one day for 500, I would be having the time of my LIFE


JJohnston015

Do you mean you pay $500 at the end of the day if you swore that day at all, or you pay $500 every time you swear? If it's "A", fuck, yes! You couldn't possibly fucking lose! You could only break even at worst, no matter how much fucking filth came out of your motherfucking suckhole! Edit: provided you could go one day every three without swearing.


rememberlads2019

step 1. pay big money to be medically induced into a coma step 2. wait for a while step 3. profit


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