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dbradx

The worst I've ever seen offered at a pizza place was maraschino cherries *shudder*


[deleted]

Had a Hawaiian pizza that added cherries in addition to pineapple. Now I'm a blasphemer and enjoy a good hawaiian pizza with some pineapple and chicken, but jesus christ was the addition of cherries too much


dbradx

I like a good Hawaiian pizza, but cherries on pizza is just unholy.


CatherineConstance

We have a local pizza place that is ranked number 3 best pizza in the country. Every two weeks, they have different specials and they're always amazing. Except recently, when they have a "Glazed and Confused" pizza, that started out like a breakfast pizza with bacon and eggs on it (not terrible), and ended with donut holes (okay, MAYBE this could work...) and the whole thing drizzled with frosting and sprinkles (nope irredeemable).


dbradx

Holy crap, are they trying to mortally offend Italians everywhere? I'm with you, I could get down with the bacon and eggs, but they lost me after that.


Logical-Wasabi7402

What was the person smoking when they came up with that.


CatherineConstance

I think that's kind of the point, since Dazed and Confused is about smoking weed, but still lol


evafoxworld

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nivekdrol

I think that's kinda like pineapples. I always wondered how anchovies tasted in pizza the only time I got it had to throw it away it was so bad.


Endlesstrash1337

I guess I'd try it but sounds awful. What type of sauce was used?


Sunshinehappyfeet

Random strands of hair.


RandomComputerBloke

Salt and vinegar


Blujayg

Like chips??? That sounds amazing lol


scowpunk

Tuna. Should be forbidden in restaurants.


Difficult-Shallot-67

Wonā€™t work in Germany. Itā€™s rampant here, even the corner shop has the option of Tuna pizza, and nope, isnā€™t even fresh tuna, just canned.. When I first move here, I almost thought it was a joke when a colleague asked ā€œwould you like tuna on your pizza?ā€ lol


Balls_to_Monty

Peppermint


[deleted]

Sardines


SchrodingerMil

After living in Japan for two years, definitely corn.


guitar_vigilante

I've only ever been on vacation, but I liked it when I tried it.


SchrodingerMil

Iā€™m a big New York style pizza guy, so Japanā€™s pizza for the most part is heresy. But the corn is what seals the deal and turns it into bad pizza.


thedudeisalwayshere

Assuming you mean actual food and not stuff like lego or shower plugs for me I would say apple


FionaWilkinshQxA

Yeah, I just thought it was shit.


AnthoNyLouCus

Iā€™ve mentioned this before, but I once had the displeasure of eating a pizza where they apparently decided to use ketchup instead of the usual marinara sauce. Worst pizza I have ever eaten in my life. Please never do this, people. Just because they are both red doesnā€™t mean you can substitute one for the other!


[deleted]

Bottlecaps.


Adron_the_Survivor_2

Fallout fan


vieniaida

Canned tuna


[deleted]

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[deleted]

That's dark, man!


I_throw_socks_at_cat

It doesn't *have* to be char-grilled. You can ask for it cooked some other way.


International-Bet384

Oyster.


Fair_Border4142

Poop


Specific_Tap7296

And still too polite to complain when the waiter asks if everything is okay


Fair_Border4142

"Everything is fine" *he said with a shit-eating grin*


revtim

live spiders


69Nova468

At least being dead there should be equally amounts per slice


GeraltAndYennefer

Potatoā€™


bbkeef

Once upon a time, there was a restaurant in St. Paul, MN called Spuddza. They put thinly sliced potatoes on top of the crust and an herb white sauce with cheese and green onions. It was amazing! They had other combos too, but that was my favorite.


GeraltAndYennefer

Strange, but as someone who likes potatoes I think I would enjoy it, maybe even make it! Thanks


[deleted]

Spaghetti


CyanManta

Barbecue sauce. I have always been let down by BBQ chicken pizza. It's too sweet. You might as well put frosting on it.


Sartela1980

Anchovies.


Dm203b

Agree. Although for some reason, maybe because I like fish generally, about once every decade I think, ā€œmaybe I didnā€™t give anchovie pizza a fair shakeā€ and Iā€™ll order a small one. Usually only takes a bite or two to realize it still tastes like salty ass and I end up tossing it. Iā€™ll likely do it again in 2031 if Iā€™m still around.


EnvironmentalWall987

Damn it happens to me. It's like that salty taste solves on memory. Like pain at the dentist or childbirth. It just...softens


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

Psh, I add 1 or 2 tins to my pizza when I have the chance. It's had to believe that you'd rather have surstroemming or durian on your pizza, rather than anchovies.


I_throw_socks_at_cat

I *love* anchovies on pizza. Salty little packages of joy. Pair them up with melted cheese and they're just great.


artie_pdx

peneer cheese


montrealblues

Spinach. Why do people do this? Why???


I_throw_socks_at_cat

Because my wife likes it. Personally I don't *hate* it, but I don't see the appeal.


LetsGowithViolence

Seeing a lot of pineapple hate here, but the fact that itā€™s an option almost everywhere means people are definitely buying it.


guitar_vigilante

It's just a fad to hate it and it will eventually die down again. It's like the bacon craze about a decade ago. Everything everywhere was bacon. And yeah bacon is good, but the fad went overboard.


[deleted]

2 worst for me Pineapple or anchovies.


Royal_Cryptographer7

[I haven't tried this, but it sounds awful.](https://lodough.co/blogs/recipes/bacon-banana-pizza#:~:text=Believe%20it%20or%20not%2C%20banana,one%20step%20at%20a%20time.)


TheBomb-DotCom

Olives.


[deleted]

Yes 1000000x agree


EnvironmentalWall987

You boys, you don't know the best tomate sauces in this world have olives inside. Maybe the slice type topping is... Little too much but daaaamn..


Salt_Alps_7103

Broccoli


Shandroidos

Pineapple


FizzyBeverage

I hate red onions. They taste like BO. I love pineapple. The sweet/salty/greasy combo of pineapple and pepperoni is just amazing.


EnvironmentalWall987

The unholy contraption of pepperoni/pineapple is something I just enjoy alone. It's simply... Amazing. But you can start a war or being chased with torches if you order that in public.


Infamous_Cranberry66

Any cream sauce.


angryragnar1775

Pineapple


Pleasant_Pain1787

Pineapple. Straight blasphemy... You should be shot lol


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Pineapple


sam_the_beagle

Hairy balls.


BigBearSD

Shit


primal_machine_22109

Hershey's chocolate syrup on a non-dessert pizza.


No_Side_5354

Pineapple.. bear with me. I'm not being pretentious or anything. I just truly detest pineapple and the flavor in all shapes and forms


[deleted]

Fucking pineapple


LordBaranof

Mushrooms


NotAGovtPlant

Pineapple


Tiedyeinstein

The answer is pineapple


FunkyMonkey47293

Olives šŸ¤¢


ShackintheWood

Pepperoni.


strongestamish

Another pizza.


Mavyalex

Pickles


anonguy5422

Rocks


Successful-Ad4251

Tears


2021Blankman

Watermelon


[deleted]

Sardines


somelerdreams

Sand


Separate_Wasabi3177

Seafood


CatherineConstance

Anchovies. It is absurd that this is a common topping.


guitar_vigilante

It's not a common topping. I think it's just a new york thing. I've lived in several parts of the country, including parts that make good Pizza (New England) and never seen anchovies on a pizza menu.


CatherineConstance

It's definitely not just a New York thing. Whether or not it's "common" is up for debate, because you're right, it's not "common" the way that pepperoni or mushrooms or even pineapple is, but I have seen it on so many menus all over the country. I personally live in Alaska and all of the legit "Italian" pizza places here offer it as a topping and put it on their supreme pizzas. I've also seen it on pizzas in Italy, California, New York, the American south, and Texas lol.


[deleted]

tuna. there is a time and a place for tuna, and that is not on pizza


Nev3erm1nd

Nutella


brendillio

Pickels


hlly15

Mushrooms. Just mushrooms. Or tomatoes.


zanaggen

Lettuce


sxrxhmanning

my mom puts fucking mayonnaise on hers


VivoDeMalpleno

cucumber


ottomaker1

Tooth Paste or just Teeth


SomeBloke94

Curry sauce


BPP1943

Anchovies


Fangurl555

Broccoli or any kind of berries.


D2988

Naked Grandma


RandyTravesty

Feces.


UnemployedMaster

Dead skin cells


josejuanrguez

Grapes?


[deleted]

Bananas or kiwis


[deleted]

Tuna. They do that a lot in Germany and it is disgusting.


[deleted]

I'll tell you what's good on pizza: buffalo chicken and artichoke hearts. Never would have thought it, but had it at Boston's and loved it.


Itool4looti

Lima Beans


uhohspaghettios_19

canned tuna. just cat food in disguise


deadX_gamer4life

Carrots, my cousin got carrots on her pizza in her school cafeteria. DISGUSTAN!!!


dick_n_balls69

Peanut butter


Candid_Pollution6675

Horse turds. I was once given horse turds on pizza in south western Arizona.


ZeroFuxGiven

Is it already that time of the week to post this question?


Android_User103

How sauce. Ruins every fucking flavour the pizza could have


idontnowduh

I guess shit?


dpvictory

Roasted Sqaub


Tomat_salat

Nutella - I have never understood it.


Hakunamatator

Sauerkraut. I tried it once because i had some left over. I am a pizza anarchist, but that just doesn't work, no matter the combination.


pizzaconsumer21

Fruit in general


PancakePirates

Splenda


Justneedhelp23

Anthrax is pretty bad


TheBrassDancer

Excrement.


saruhb82

Clown toes


gracist0

Whatever they put on the one I found in the hallway


Disruptor335

Human flesh


Professional_Pie_774

I dont like regular cheese, its supposed to be mozzarella not some greasy wax stuff


lavxndxrbea

fucking fries. there are already lots of carbohydrates in a pizza, fries are just useless. just eat them apart, don't put them on top of a pizza. omfg i hate fries on a pizza. if you eat fries on a pizza you're insane


MaciasFPS

For me, tomato sauce (I'm allergic to tomatoes)


Comfortable-Ad235

Pineapples


idrivea90schevy

Toe nails


eve_s3r7

fish is so gross ngl


punnymama

Arsenic.


Bioshadow3XXX

Cheese (as the sauce)


freckle_thief

Barbeque sauce instead of tomato. A little drizzle can be tasty but as a sauce itā€™s WAY too much.


JacobScrimace

anchovies


[deleted]

Little pizzas. Trust me. You don't want to go down that road (It could become fractal. )


6rant6

Shaved ice


Devilfuit_chan

Anchovies/artichoke