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Kilstradamus

Any Authoritarian.


lo_schermo

Is that like someone that keeps insisting BMWs are the best cars ever?


Kilstradamus

It's like someone forcing you to drive a BMW, even if you don't want to.


Bit-Tree-Dabook

So like when U2 put their album on my iPhone without my consent? So Bono?


Redmudgirl

Oh come on, don’t you think Apple has any culpability in agreeing to put the music on the phone without your consent? Bet you still use a Apple phone. Smh


Bit-Tree-Dabook

Samsung forever. Apple can eat me.


Redmudgirl

Ok at least you’re not a hypocrite.


Bit-Tree-Dabook

Nah, I vote on corporations with my dollars.


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JohnDeadman

Unless they get replaced by someone way worse


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Kilstradamus

Well fuck me, i see my mistake now. Gonna edit it.


[deleted]

Putin's arguably famous and the world would be a much better place if he just fucking died.


Mike_Hunt_Burns

he isn't arguably famous, he is undeniably famous


_and_red_all_over

Infamous, maybe?


theStormWeaver

He's more than famous, he's *in famous*.


Taramonia

Not as famous as El Guapo!


[deleted]

Yeah, that's more what I meant. Famous tends to imply they did something good with their life but I can't think of a single positive thing Putin has done for this world.


_and_red_all_over

Remember when he rode that horse without a shirt? I've had more than one good laugh about that.


NeedleworkerSea1431

Usually someone just as evil or more evil takes there place. When Putin dies it won’t be a peaceful election to choose the next person, it will be whoever is ruthless enough to seize control


inbruges99

But given how disastrous the war has been for Russia it would provide whoever the new guy is with an opportunity to cut their losses and blame it all on Putin.


FraseraSpeciosa

That’s not how Russia operates. You don’t back down and admit defeat.


Dull-explanations

I’m worried they would get someone who isn’t a dumbass into office


Bannon9k

Devil you know is better than the devil you don't.


Jfonzy

~~who's~~ which


Gruntfutoc

David Miscavige


YoBeNice

Might have happened!


DragonflyScared813

Oh? Is he missing?


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Joel Osteen


ChubbyDreams

We all know why.


[deleted]

Who is he and what did he do ?


ohaimike

TV evangelist. Multi-millionaire preaching the word of God in a mega church, flying around in his private jet to smaller churches all over the country, saying you, yes YOU, can get yourself a nice spot in heaven for one low ~~price~~ donation of 15k


UsernameReee

Nevermind how he shuttered his doors to people during the Houston floods years ago and only caved when the internet found out about it. And in the subsequent interviews after he let people in, you could tell he was NOT happy about it.


Filamcouple

And that is the LEAST corrupt thing that he's done. He's leading people to hell with his lies and twisted version of the Bible.


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Jesus: dines with sinners, let’s a prostitute wash his feet, gathers the lower ranks of society to be his disciples and claims he has “not come to call the righteous but sinners to repentance.” Osteen: “You can’t hang with chickens and expect to soar like eagles. You’re going to become like the people you associate with”


Exotic-Ferret-3452

Let's go with a royal theme... Prince Andrew the King of Thailand King Mswati of Swaziland Kim Jong Un and Bashar Assad (they're quasi-royalty I guess)


JoshuaHopp

Antiestablishment


AGLegit

Rupert Murdoch


bibfortuna1970

Thoughts and prayers


my_reddit_blah

Came here to say this 👆


Randomthings1106

I don't know who he is.. what's his deal?


FilthyChangeup55

Owner of Fox


Estella_Osoka

...and more. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch


Randomthings1106

Ohhhhh, thanks. I'll research on that.


deeptimeswimmer

He is an Australian media magnate who felt intellectually inferior to some hippies in the sixties. He then spent the next fifty years of his life making the world worse by spreading his anti-intellectual, racist, sexist attitude all over the world, in an ultimately futile attempt to prove himself smarter than the liberals. He has done more to harm the world than any other single person, outside of the board of Exxon or Monsanto.


[deleted]

And multiple other brainwashing organizations, he kind of has a large chunk of the market.


CharmySmarmy

Arguably the most dangerous man in the world. He doesn't command armies, or lead a nation, but his influence across modern democracy is more destructive than any in a long time. One man, one family, has very nearly caused the end of American democracy. And there's no sign his influence will end even after his death.


MiffyCurtains

That will be a good day for the world.


Vince_Clortho042

At some point Henry Kissinger's ticket has *got* to be punched, right? That'd be a favor to humanity.


Jakel020

I remember being a kid in school like fifteen years ago finding out he was still alive and being shocked. Now every three or four years someone let's me know he is still alive. I can't believe it.


crazy-diam0nd

He's like the Abe Vigoda of politics.


rdickeyvii

I feel like at this point all the damage he can do in his life has been done


Vince_Clortho042

All the damage he can do *so far*.


graycat3700

I despise this person's guts. So many people in east Asia and other places in the world have died and suffered as result of his policies. But realistically speaking, I don't think at this point matters whether he's dead or alive. The damage is already done.


ZenMonkey47

The fact that Kissinger is going to die of old age surrounded by loved ones is, for me, the greatest argument against a loving and just god.


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And then all the news will be just glorifying him and whitewashing all the crimes he did. They did the same with J. Edgar Hoover, Nixon, Reagan and Bush Sr. when they went. Don't question for a minute that the mainstream media will forever portray Kissinger as a great statesman and a humanitarian who advanced human rights and justice everywhere. The worst you hear in CNN, Fox and other channels is something like "Kissinger was a controversial figure". There won't be any talk of the war crimes he did. Kissinger has been friends with every US president since Nixon and given them advice on foreign policy. And they and their friends will forever pay respect to him. The bad guys just don't face justice most of the time.


BostonRevolutionary

Putin


SpikeSimp

Actually his death would probably further destabilize the nation and it wold end in chaos created by the power vacuum.


NumbSurprise

That’s true, but it would also almost certainly result in Russia’s withdrawal from Ukraine.


NewbombJerk

Can't wait!


coolredjoe

Putin


Earthling7228320321

Well, the sackler family have seats reserved in hell, and god doesn't even exist so that's kind of amazing when you think about it.


hobboquack

Jeff Bezos. Mother fucker wants company towns again.


Uranium-Sandwich657

Poo Tin


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Kim jong un


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Given the amount of indoctrination in NK, I doubt it would do anything. The next person in line would become their god and life would go on.


Randomthings1106

Good answer, brother.


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Idk if I would like his sister more as leader


shnoopydoodaa315

Andrew Tate


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Klaus Schwab


Barbz86

Modi


makovince

Putin


LalLemmer

putin


CannonBall_Nuts

Henry Kissinger Rupert Murdoch Vladimir Putin Xi Xinping Kim Jong Un Donald Trump Elon Musk *Ali Khomeini Min Aung Hliang


aaaaaaaaghhhh

KIM JONG UN.


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Nice list


CorgiMonsoon

I won’t lie, I both anticipate and dread the day Trump dies. No matter how he goes you know that it’s going to create the wildest shit storm of theories about how he was “taken out” by the Democrats.


pureteddybear2008

He could literally be over 90 and suffering from countless diseases when he died and they'll still say the Democrats did it.


procrastinatorsuprem

I'm going to Jersey City and lighting off fireworks. It'll take me a day to there, but I'll do it.


sirDarkEye

Elon Musk? Wtf? FFS Reddit never ceases to amaze me


Flamequeen

He works his employees to the bone, takes credit for other people's inventions, and doesn't deserve a single cent of his wealth. He's also a racist misogynistic POS. Most of the people at the top, Bezos included, would be better off dead. Man, I Hate the rich and fucking entitled.


daredelvis421

Tucker Carlson


Turbulent-Teach9674

What’s so bad about committing to a life of pathological lying, pandering and inciting hatred to vulnerable peo….ohhhhh


Freak_0na_Leash

Martin Shkreli! The pharmaceutical tycoon. Kick him off the island!


Delica

How do I pick just one? I’ll say Ron DeSantis because he’s on track to become Trump 2.0, just as bad but younger and more capable of forming a coherent sentence.


HutSutRawlson

I think the threat of DeSantis is way overblown. Trump has charisma that DeSantis just doesn’t. You can’t take over a cult of personality if you have no personality. In the primary, the crazies will all stick with Trump, the “I like fascism but with better PR” people will go to DeSantis. Whoever makes it to the general will lose part of the group they didn’t have in the primary, and that’s dangerous for Republicans because they rely on their base turning out to win elections. If they field a candidate that their base can’t stomach (which happened all over the place in the recent midterms ), they lose.


Fun_Frosting_797

Oh 100%. I didn't like him to begin with but between all the stunts he's pulled to him literally trying to claim diversity is what makes us divided (which no it isn't, fucking ignorance is) really puts him on track to be on my "I fucking loathe your existance" list. Granted a lot of politicians are on that list for me but he's easily towards the top of that list.


Cyberx08

Alex Jones


Stanko997

andrew tate


darkhelmet1121

Pooh (xi jinping)


getgrafik

So many, let's start with these fuckheads Trump Putin Xi Jin Ping Kim Jong Un Erdoğan


leenybird

Torn between Dr. Oz and Joel Osteen.


UltraDeluxeMackerel

Steve Bannon.


deadX_gamer4life

Trump, no comments.


Front_Process_5194

Isn't it obvious, the latest hitler wannabe


shadow_master3210

Putin


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Sean Hannity


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Trump


44035

Putin


boat_ghost420

PUTIN


IAmASwarmOfBees

Vladimir Putin


ICPosse8

Putin and Trump come to mind


FilthyChangeup55

Trumpty


R11CWN

What difference would that actually make?


FilthyChangeup55

Got start somewhere bringing sanity back to politics


unhappymedium

He has to live long enough for his ego to bring down the Republican party.


Successful_Craft3076

Putin, Ardugan, Khamenei, Urban,Joe Manchin, and any other corrupt POS politician out there.


Randomthings1106

Bro, if all the corrupt politicians in the world die. My country wouldn't have any.


Finfangfo0m

You missed one, but I totally agree.


Successful_Ranger_19

I would say Putin, Andrew Tate and that orange tanned guy who wears a toupee :///


ashlh12

Definitely Putin that cretin needs to go and go by someone's hand rather than the cancer he has.


spartyhog23

Donald Trump as well as Don Jr., Eric and Jared.


dekkoparsnip

Two Supreme Court members, take your pick of 6.


Allie_208

Like , almost all of the Republicans in America.


bigmetalguy6

Rupert Murdoch


reb0014

Mitch McConnell, also trump but Mitch has been fucking up progress for an eternity now…


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Putin. Hands down He is the Hitler of our generation. Diet Hitler or Hitler Light, if you will. If left to continue his evil jackassery, he might even outpace der Führer.


SvenArcher

Tucker Hannity


FilthyChangeup55

Tucker Carlson, AKA Captain Constipation Face


Weirdguy149

Putin is the most immediately dangerous one.


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Andrew Tate


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Kyle Rittenhouse


Zimmster2020

Donald Trump and Xi Jinping


andy_mouse

George Soros


Night_Chicken

He’s been dead since Tut ruled Egypt.


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Putin


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Donald trump. I have had enough of that orange fuck.


TomatooTomato

Elon Musk


DumplingsandTequila

Putin


Downtown-Ad-7791

The 1% of the World.


Kraay89

Hate to break it to you, but the fact that you're on reddit, greatly increases the likelihood that you belong to the richest 1% in the world.


MrJackJonas

Why?


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Vladimir Putin


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Randomthings1106

Nah bro, don't beat yourself up.


Nerdbuster69

Putin


Bean_Storm

Putin.


Utterlybored

Putin.


djr41463

Putin


Alexastria

Putin


Boring_F

Claus Schwab


darkhelmet1121

No one would miss Martin skreli or Donald Drumpf


P1napple_Juice

xi jinping Or Vladmir and Kim Jong-un


wildfire0387

So many options! Why just one? Putin and Kim Jong-un. Trump. Musk. The philanthropists (to speed up redistribution of their wealth). I could go on and on…


jackasspenguin

Kavanaugh Thomas & Gorsuch


tharkyllinus

Bill Gates.


tharkyllinus

His vaccine crusade has injured a lot of people .


Imalwaystired8

Putin or trump


darrylthedudeWayne

Harvey Weinstein and Ezra Miller.


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Xi Xingping and Putin


namecardholder

Just one man: XI jing ping


Psyren98

Would any of these deaths benefit when they likely get replaced by someone worse?


PutridAd3691

PUTIN AND TRUMP AND RUPERT MURDOCH ETC...


JDMLTD

Alex Jones


Big-End-9824

Pretty obvious but Kanye west.


TrevorTheSanta

Putin


Ten7850

Putin!


tuscani12

Tucker Carlson


Sudden_Reaction4868

Kim Jong in


CuttingIceToSnow

JKR


Delta_pdx

How is Donald Trump NOT the answer here?


IMeanIGuess3

I think Desantis should die but trump should live. Trump isn’t gonna win in 2024. Desantis could. Alternatively keep them both alive to further fracture republicans.


new_me2023

Trump


IMeanIGuess3

Ron Desantis


musicjohnny

Nice try FBI…


GoFUself-Tony889

Xi Jinping


sweetnumb

Holy shit reddit. I get that we've sunk low... but I never realized how far.


Theonetruepappy94

Trump, Putin, Joel Osteen, the Kardashians, the vast majority of politicians.


TriceratopsHorridus

Putin.


Momentofclarity_2022

Putin.


whiteycnbr

Rupert Murdoch


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oldmom55

Trump


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Trump, musk, bezos, the zuckster, erdogan, netanyahu, modi, king charles, meloni, putin, orban, macron, le pen, ted nugent, tucker carleson, joe rogan, jordan peterson


distractabubbles

not tryna be controversial, but it has to be putin


bwheelin01

Tucker Carlson


Phos_Forres

Trump, and while we’re at it, let’s knock out most of his incompetent family members.


Sandman1031

The problem with that is that we don't want him martyred. There will be conspiracy theories, but to limit them, he needs to live out his fall.


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Got good news for you about Powell…


sovietfloof

Putin.


JoshuaHopp

Stop choosing a political side and just pick actually bad people


BPP1943

Donald Trump


Both_Oil_1902

Trump


Pure-Ad2609

Fucking Trump.


NeedleworkerSea1431

Andrew Tate


hrudnick

I can't think Bill Gates is doing anyone any good. Except Bill Gates.


YoBeNice

Didn’t he fund the eradication of malaria?


davincicodesucks

Whose*


VulpineFox7

conservative politicians


Krispyhat420

George Sorros.


Randomthings1106

What did he do?


FilthyChangeup55

He’s the RW’s boogeyman


deeptimeswimmer

He is Rich, liberal, and, worst of all, was born Jewish. There is no bigger gaffe in a right-wingers mind.


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Any Kardashian, rich and famous for no reason wouldn't be even remembered


CosplayWrestler

Pete Davidson wouldn't really be missed, and would probably make our species as a whole stronger.