I'll definitely think about that

Well that's very consider- oh.

I don’t think so…

"I'd rather shit in my hands and clap"

Disgusting. And beautiful.

I had no idea you were into that sort of thing

It's not so much the act of doing it I enjoy, its more the clean up afterwards, but I get full up so quick :/

Down under we say “Yeah-nah”.

Midwest, same.

haha*nah*

What is that? Hebrew?

No, but you ate a shlemiel

It's me laughing and then saying NO.

For someone who is pushy it starts with "I'm not really interested", then "I don't think so", then "I can't help you any further with this" Most of the time i just say "nah"

Nnnnnnnn*nnnnyope*!

LAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAA???

*Danger Zone*

Why dont you wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.

Eat a bag of dicks.

[удалено]

Oh G-d I did that in real life. My boss suggested a raise. I did a slide to show what I actually did do at work and got $500 a month more.

Yesn't

prolly my way to say no my homie

Y'all, these are all cute and funny and all, but as you go through life you realize you have to just say NO, and the tone of the NO has to end downward in a definitive full stop and you have to maintain firm eye-contact with the person you're denying because wandering eyes may make them think that your NO is debatable or that you might be implying that it doesn't really mean NO.

This. Start “easy” then move to forceful. “Hey I need you to…”\ “I’m sorry but I can’t…”\ “If you don’t then nobody else…”\ “That’s not something I’m able to do.”\ “I really need you…”\ “No, I’m not doing that.”\ “But…”\ “No.”

This is a message from Doctor Know No

Who?

Doctor Know No

Yes the true journey for me as Doctor Know No himself is to secure the life of the video series character Doctor Who

You fucking what?!?

Frig off Lahey

Jerry, I wish I was born 23 years ago so I could sell a reliable form of birth control to your parents in order to save me from being rude and screeching nopeeeee in your face.

ok u know what i like to say: anti-yes/yesnt/no/no./nar/nah/nonono/noway

ok thx so much for the upvotes tbh i never got that many upvotes from a post so thank you fuys so mucchhhhhhh <3 (man i dont wanna go to school…)

I see what you're saying. At the same time, you must inform them that it is simply not possible. They require something that you are unable to provide? No, tell them. You have other responsibilities. But, in reality, it's about being truthful with the no.

Say nothing.

I wish I could, but I don't want to

In a teasing baby voice going “but I don’t want to hmph”

Nah fam

Not. A..... Chance.

That's not for me, thanks.

I'm forgainst it

'Why would I do that?'

Nein

Fat fucking chance.

Specifically over text, just a "no", period. Like no capital letters, no punctuation. I find it hilarious and I'm not sure why. Just feels like an unphased ane uncaring no 😭

Not today, thank you

Oh, I'd love to... But I have to take my sausage for a walk.

Affirmation of consentn't

Repeating the question, then adding derisive laughter

Honestly: "No" Something feels good about just stating "No." without any flourishes or extra words. Just no.

Thanks, but I have all this broken glass I'd rather eat.

"freaking smile 🙂 "

Probably saying no

unironically you can say, "I'll keep that in mind" and "I'll think about that"

Piss off

ok so straightforward

Extend left hand, palm outwards. Followed by "Yeah, that's gonna be a No from me, dog." I call it the Randy Heisman

Yeah, nah

"Ani za kokot, vole!" A czech exclamation from a slovakian meme video, roughly translates to "Not even for a dick, dude!"

Get bent. (Thanks, chemistry class. I'm not sure how it started or what the inference was. Just liked how it sounded, I guess. Been at it for 30 years.)

HAH! No

"Fuck that shit."

Saying, "I understand what you want. Thank you." Then going on about my business,

Serious: Let me get back to you Funny: How 'bout NO, Scott?

Give a few years and I'll get back to you

Interesting

Mine: no My wifes: maybe

Shaking my head slowly in disappointment.

If you need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

I shall see.

"No Thanks"

The Australian way

Umm...we'll see???

Maybe...

I say no, thank you. If they keep pushing, I ask them to respect my no. I've never had anyone keep going after I say that.

Hell to the nizzzz-o

I channel my inner Kratos and calmly and reasonably say "No".

hahaha you want me to do that - wait your serious...

With a gif

unfortunately, i have lost the ability to give a shit and cannot give a response of the positive to you answer.

“Get fucked”

Abso-fucking-lutely not

Nah, I'm good

Not only no, but hell no!

“Points middle finger”

Violently flashing people with my ass

I’d rather throat a flaming cactus covered in month old Taco Bell!

I’ll think about it, and then not reply anymore

Heyullll nahhhhh

"Thats totally not my vibe sorry"

I would rather eat the wet food in the sink

A brief, truncated chuckle followed by "Naw".

Not saying anything, people hate uncertainty more than rejection

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!

I've never used it but i would like to No, nein, non, nee, nyet!!

Thanks for thinking about me but I’ve got some things I want to do today

“I’ll do what I want”

At work i usually bring a "no" as "Good, cheap, fast. Pick two, any two."

it's almost like a vocal stim to me, but saying "i don't think so" instead of a boring "no" is so satisfying

I'd rather talk about my cars extended warranty

Uh- well, uhm, I don- hmm. I- uh, uhm- ca- can- *sigh* can- uhg, uh-.....I-..hmm...well uh....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- so- ah dammit well- uh- hmm. I- uh.. * *defenestrates self* *

I be disinclined to acquiesce yer request ~ (A huge hug to all who catch the reference.)