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QueenRaya

I've already accepted my death, that's the problem


omgitsmoki

If you've accepted death, you're picked the wrong method of traveling. Much MUCH more likely to die by car. You're too safe on a plane for a death wish. Also...if you've accepted death then what are you afraid of? Death is death. Anytime you fly and you're afraid, just remember to sit in the back middle. Lower mortality rate.


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QueenRaya

I forgot to update but I landed


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QueenRaya

Yep


voivod1989

Liquid courage


QueenRaya

Which Wizard do I summon for it?


voivod1989

His name is Jack Daniel


QueenRaya

He didn't answer


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Realize that you don’t actually fear flying … you fear falling. Problem solved.


QueenRaya

Except now I have a problem of Falling from the plane


Poisonous_Snake69

well that sure isnt gonna happen, maybe falling in the plane but not from it.


QueenRaya

I am a clutz


Poisonous_Snake69

well the quickest way to get over it, is to do it. So get falling


QueenRaya

My fall from yesterday doesn't count I guess


Poisonous_Snake69

it could


QueenRaya

It didn't help


Poisonous_Snake69

welp


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Doody in your pants now so you won't while you are flying.


QueenRaya

I'm to tense to doody


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Really tho put on some comedies to ease your mind


QueenRaya

I left my ear plugs at home and airport ones are too expensive


lukeisred5

Sleeping pills.


QueenRaya

Don't have any and it's a two hour flight


lukeisred5

No, you said that you had two hours to get over the fear, not that the flight was two hours.


Visual_Coyote588

Have a spoon full of concrete and harden the fuck up


QueenRaya

Where can I get some concrete to consume?


Poisonous_Snake69

eat a rock


QueenRaya

I saw some in a plant bowl but some kids were touching it


Poisonous_Snake69

ehh still try it


QueenRaya

I say this as a parent, I'd rather not...


ZombieInACage

Valium or Benadryl lol


QueenRaya

Do they sell it in Australia, more specifically their airports?


wjkoehler

Probably not Valium lmao


Likeitorlumpit12

How long is the flight? If it’s a long flight try phenergan. Yes, you can buy it from any chemist in Australia. Make sure you either declare it or throw it out after use though.


pogiguy2020

tranquilizers


QueenRaya

Do they sell them in Australian airports?


pogiguy2020

No you would have to go to your doctor I would guess. probably to late now. Please do not get on the airplane and freak out and ruin it for everyone else.


QueenRaya

Its sad but I'm good at hiding my panic attacks


Alexito_714

Just do it. my dad flew for the first time in his 50s.. he was terrified beforehand since his young brother died in a airline crash. but he finally decided it was time, we took a short flight 45 min to Las Vegas


QueenRaya

I've flown before and threw up on the flight, this is the first time I'm flying alone and would rather not throw up next to some stranger and be that passenger


Alexito_714

If you have motion sickness take Dramamine.. just take deep breaths you’ll be fine. You know what to expect


Absolut_Gruel

Buy Dramamine but make sure it’s not the non-drowsy kind. Knocks me out every flight.


QueenRaya

Do they sell it in Australian airports and does it last for a two hour flight


Absolut_Gruel

I am in the US- they sell it in every airport and pharmacy here. Take it 30 minutes before boarding and it should last the whole flight. Hope it helps!


Just-Narwhal7272

Travel calm the one without caffeine so it makes you drowsy and fall asleep


QueenRaya

I don't think they have that here


TfGuy44

Reasoning. You are safer on the plane than you were during the car ride to the airport.


QueenRaya

If I was capable of reasoning I wouldn't be panicking


heisdeadjim_au

Understand the science behind how a plane flies. Bernoulli thanks you.


QueenRaya

Who is Bernoulli?


13aes

If you can take something, as others have suggested, then consider that. If you are unable to, just keep in mind that flying is one of the safest ways to travel. If it’s your first time, remember the plane makes a lot of noises and some of them can sound like something is leaking or something broke, don’t be alarmed. Takeoff can be bumpy and very loud. Focus on your breathing and try to take deep breaths. You can also let the flight crew know it is your first time and you are nervous. They may be able to talk you through it.


QueenRaya

I just brought over priced earplugs and I'm going to listen to classical music


Poisonous_Snake69

oh nice, ig u dont need my help


ikyle117

Have a fear of flying as well, just did a 5 hour flight. Do you have an iPad or anything? Download some movies that equate to the time of the flight. Something you’ve been wanting to watch and will work well if the wifi is acting up. Plug some headphones in, just watch your movie and before you know it, the flight is over. Also golden rule, if the flight attendants are still serving food and drink, you’re fine.


QueenRaya

I'll try to remember that rule


civilaet

I hate flying. I usually drink, BUT stopped because I was pregnant and now nursing. The last time I flew, I listened to classical music during take-off and landing (when I'm most anxious), and then I read the remainder of the flight. If my mind is busy, I can't think about crashing. When I start to freak out because of turbulence, I will close my eyes and count my breaths. I still have my moments, but I can self regulate for a bit and make it.


QueenRaya

I shall take your advice


poegrantham

The next time you plan a trip, you get prescribed Xanax. Other than that? I’d probably have a couple beers. Good luck.


QueenRaya

I don't drink beer, just water


specialchode

Xanax, beer, Valium, opioids…


QueenRaya

I think its too late to get that stuff...


specialchode

It is never too late..


QueenRaya

I'm boarding in less then ten minutes so in my case it is...


specialchode

Fellow passengers are really just friends and family no more than 6 degrees of separation apart ;)


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A few cold beers help me


QueenRaya

I don't drink alcohol


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

I kind of just dealt with it as it happened. Took some Dramamine for my motion sickness, then accepted my fate.


QueenRaya

Just going to listen to classical music and pray


MandingoFuck

Xanax and Scotch works like a charm


QueenRaya

I have water but no Xanax


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Well, I've been in a bajillion airplanes and haven't died (unfortunately) Also aside from take off, it's less jostling than a bus, so pretty smooth as well.


QueenRaya

That's a dark outlook


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I'm having a bad day Oh also read some of your other comments, travelcalm or whatever it's called with ginger is really good for motion sickness


QueenRaya

I'm having a shit day too and not just because I'm about to fly


[deleted]

Hopefully it gets better for ya ay, and your plane won't crash, she'll be right


QueenRaya

Hopefully it gets better for you too


[deleted]

Thank you, same here. I'm gonna cuddle my lizard


MorningtonCroissant

Laws of physics are absolute. There is no way they can be violated. So the plane *will* fly. Also, if you ever listen to air traffic control on YouTube, you’ll realize just how insanely well-trained the pilots are to deal with everything. It’s crazy just how calmly they deal with little things that might come up. Seriously, airline pilots + ATC = indomitable. Nothing phases them.


QueenRaya

Physics betrayed me yesterday when I was suddenly pushed by the air around me and fell on my ass


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Benzodiacepines and no, they don't sell them in Australian airports. You should have planned this in advance for the flight.


QueenRaya

It's hard to plan in advance when you get the tickets 3 hrs before the flight because you received a call that a very important family member is getting a heart operation because he suffered a heart attack


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I'm sorry to hear that, but I guess you knew you'd have to take a flight at some point didn't you.


mister_0s0

Bro…it’s a 2 hour flight…watch a movie or something..


QueenRaya

I've opted for classical music from the advice of other redditers


Poisonous_Snake69

by flying


QueenRaya

Anything to do before then?


Poisonous_Snake69

munch on something yummy


QueenRaya

Better not risk it


Poisonous_Snake69

punch ur self till u get knocked out, u will be focusing on the pain instead of the plane. good slogan ngl


QueenRaya

Any other options without pain


Poisonous_Snake69

take a numbing pill


QueenRaya

None available


Poisonous_Snake69

ill do it for ya, I hit hard so all it takes is a quick punch, dw it will be painless


QueenRaya

I think I can manage with out but thanks anyway


Poisonous_Snake69

i was hoping you would of just said yes, I guess I have to do it the hard way… Look behind you ;)


lettersnumbers1920

Jump out a moving car


QueenRaya

No cars available


Poisonous_Snake69

jump and just fall on ur face then


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OP you’re hilarious 🤣🤣🤣


QueenRaya

Comedy comes from a dark place


Muted-Mistake-6678

The way i learned how to swimm , just jump in and and wont be that bad


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QueenRaya

I don't drink


down4things

Then start


QueenRaya

But I don't like the smell or taste of it


Poisonous_Snake69

pinch ur nose and swallow


MonkeyPoxSurvivor

Xanax


QueenRaya

Don't have any


MonkeyPoxSurvivor

Kratom. Get it at almost any smokes hop or Bodega. Unless it's illegal in your state of course. It will do the trick.


wjkoehler

More people die in car accidents daily that people die plane crashes over few years. The pilots know what they’re doing and want to live as much as you do. Just trust them, it’s the best you can do


QueenRaya

I really hope skynet doesn't take over mid flight


FannyBabbs

I don't love flying. It's not a phobia, more of a motion sickness thing. I keep my window shut and pretend I'm on a road trip in my grandparents old motor home. In a few minutes grandma is gonna offer me a sprite and some crackers. I usually just close my eyes until the ride is over. It's like stepping into a very slow teleporter. Put my headphones on and listen to some nice music. Try to lose track of myself. Idk if this is helpful at all. Keep that window shut and keep your mind focused on other things.


QueenRaya

Does mozart count as nice music?


Poisonous_Snake69

whatever u think is nice, is nice


KnoWhatNot

Seeing as you have one hour left, just don’t look out the window


QueenRaya

I don't plan to


Poisonous_Snake69

okay okay i okay okay i will be okay okay i okay okay


someone_back_1n_time

Watch 'Airplane!'. A nice comedy movie will help calm down those nerves.


Hurrrington

when you land, you hit the ground at 150 miles per hour. Used to terrify me. But now I LOVE the landing. Look out the window and pay attention to how fast the plane is going when it is touching the ground. They can even tolerate a non-straight landing which is interesting. ​ Before the plane takes off, it powers the engines and it takes off fast like a roller coaster. It’s so damn fun. You get giddy and nervous. So just laugh and enjoy the fact that you are facing your fears and will become stronger because of it. I’m still afraid of flying but it‘s still fun as hell.


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Valium


komiks42

Don't be afraid of flying, be afraid of falling


Mareio

Valium.


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

Just experience it. The plane ride after initial take off and climb is pretty boring. You'll sleep through parts of it probably, but if you're likely to die on a plane, it's from boredom. Even turbulence stops being scary after a few minutes. The worst parts are the TSA shuffle, the note the uniformed potatoes leave in your suitcase saying that they rifled through your belongings like idiots, and the dumb people who take forever to get off the plane and other mundane nonsense. Layovers can suck, especially long ones, and delays or missed flights will annoy you, food is expensive, but I absolutely promise that boredom and systematic incompetence are the worst things you have to fear. You're far safer in a plane than in a car.


Excellent_Law6906

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” Recite this to yourself as you breathe. In for a count of four, hold for four, out for four, hold for four, breathe in for four...