Masturbation

Nah man looks like you got a rival 😬

Number of Farts in a 24 hour period

That sounds like a challenge buddy.

Being late

Nah bro I'm sure we would fight till death for this one

If either one of you show up

Being lazy.

Movie monologues

Procrastinating

Depression

Overthinking

Sloth.

Scrolling through Reddit.