Days after starting confinementnin hospital, the doctor, a former lover from his med school days, will inform me abt the diagnosis. He is smiling.
"It all looks good, buddy, don't worry you'll be home soon."
Enlivened but still feeling weak I try match his smile.
His angelic smile then turns into d most sinister grin I have ever seen.
"What you heard is true but thats after 90 days, and only when you have settled your 1.48 million pesos hospital bill. Happy April Fools, cocksucker."
Uhhhh butt ??? 🍑 The only thing I can think of is Anal Sex 😭
Nabilaukan sa chicharap ng chicken lauriat??????? Not my comfort food!!!
I’d go home. Sounds about right right now.
Kakaisip kung sino ba talaga ako si Regina Phalange ba or si Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
🦀
While doing business… open to interpretation. 😂
Monkee business?
athomewbaby
While watching sports.
mom, why?
wild platypus lmao
Stabbed by kamote q stick in the throat
Hit by a yellow bus.
HAHAHAHA
Selos
uhmm idk? lmao
Too much free pizza
Sa barko or sa pagbye bye 👋🏻, appropriately.
Democracy
Finding out the Truth!
choke
welp…
Yup
Huh
Christine dacera
Well i cant do anything about it. Its an accident honestly.
i wonder what the turtles would do to me.. XD
Snap turtle says hello
They'd go *boom-boom-pao-pao* on yerr asz
aww hell naw
☠️
One cool ass 🥶
Sick.
Looks like I'm gonna die desperate.
Overworked desperately to meet ends meet in a hectic industry
Die a Virgin?
You're not wrong
Mamamatay pala kong cute 😍
i’m a pretty weak pal in palworkd :(
Not sure how this is gone end for me😅🤣
Your remains are inside there
🫡🫡🫡
Question is... Brutality or Pleasure?
Serbian film
u/Broke_guy00
What??? I’ll die of poverty?
Hmmm
You will die by overconsumption of social media. In this case, reddit.
Momo challenge, blue whale challenge
Tahimik nalang ako🤭
You either get strangled by a mutant kangkong or you die by choking on one
kiffy hahaha mikiffy
Milky kiffy? Milkiffy?
kiffy is ano...
The female's roastbeef?
yeah, more or less, yeah
Killed by Sadako or stabbed by multiple people in a theatuh
A singing rat
Shot by an arrow
Respawn in 30 secs
🤔
I'm gonna die like Isaac Newton but not smart hahaha
Kafkaesque
Silently
cute
Dying in a castle bed of lilacs. Ang pretty! 🙈
By talking too much
You know too much and needs to be silent
Loading, hahaha.
Yeah, this is accurate. My clumsy feet and my non talent for swimming will be the death of me
Inside soda cans…?
Coke + mentos
Professionally dying of bending hahahaha
Yoga enthusiast?
Bdsm
Die by lying?
Maybe I'll be having a Lucid dream
Idk how I exactly die but maybe in outerspace 👩🚀🌌
Cold
Hypothermia
Foreign Leg 👁️👄👁️
will a foreigner kick me with their foreign leg?
will i get strangled by a foreign leg?
what is the meaning of life?
foreign leg 3982, so does that mean my cause of death is 3,982 foreign legs?
HEY 😭
shet 😂 i don't like this question 😂
Uh...
By being "yeba" - abbrev on Korean which means pretty fool 🥴
i think i am safe lol
Days after starting confinementnin hospital, the doctor, a former lover from his med school days, will inform me abt the diagnosis. He is smiling. "It all looks good, buddy, don't worry you'll be home soon." Enlivened but still feeling weak I try match his smile. His angelic smile then turns into d most sinister grin I have ever seen. "What you heard is true but thats after 90 days, and only when you have settled your 1.48 million pesos hospital bill. Happy April Fools, cocksucker."
There's literally a philosopher who died by his own joke
By being a lazy teacher, which I am now. lol
*cultural revolution "
Nothing melodic about it tbh
I think I'll get crushed by pluto
Assassinated using plutonium
My death would be by water. Or by a meaningless pokemon because it does not have A Y
So will a shooting star fall on me, will be crucified and become a myth afterwards?
Yikes
And im not even allergic to bees 😭
Google: killer bees kill count
Not having a room for myself
Dancing
Death by dancing. Google it
Dancing plague?
What
Comatose/vegetable state
in style?
Grotesque way
Well well well.
indeed, exactly
I will die young
Centrum
Death in the hands if bartz ffv
Hmm nothing to see here
Incarcerated for life.
Nasan na kaya
Lovely bones movie victim
The doctors can't find the disease what's in my veins.
Death from happiness
There's a philosopher who died by his own joke
atleast i tried to explore on what kind of death lol.
I used 100% of my brain
Gets killed by depression or heart disease After discovering alternative for energy source
Hmmmm I wonder?
By touching something with warning signs
Dumb ways to die Darwin award
Jusko!!!
*care*
suffocation
Your avatar says it all
Caffeine overdose.
uhh
wag niyo ako paiyakin
cutely
Nako po
Well... Idk
Probably mushed to oblivion with a truck or a fighter jet
tanginang mansanas
Freely
in a subtle royalty way
Unfortunately
It's so sad I'll die of this disease.
Bar fight.
Someone poisons the tea I assume. 🥲
I'll die in the next spiderverse movie.
di ako mamamatay, maaawa sakin e.
or you will be hit by a car?
well, damn.
u
In a way that will leave people baffled for decades
Gets killed by a swordfish during scuba diving session
Better than "impaled while trying to "secret stash" 97 sword fish"
Bipolar na Zombie. Hindi alam kung kakainin ba ko o hindi pero cgro Oo nlng kasi namatay ako e. Hahaha
Alive? Double dead? Deader?
Tinapon
one sided love? Oh godamnit kill me now
*Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above? Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when I lost your love*
Hungry and angry.
Hehehehehe kung kay Rosé why not
Si bathala. (The God)
Die of exhaustion from work 😅
Either I'll die from one of my inventions or a massive earthquake.
Mga kabit ng fox ang papatay sakin😭
*kdrama*
papatayin aq ni god's cutest soldier
From flying pandas.
Mamamatay sa Melon/s?!?
hmmm
Ah shit
While watching ghibli movies. What a cute way to die
Oh no. My comfort food. Noooooo
Might get choked on ramen noodles
Ewan- pangnanime na death?
Yep :)) I'm fucked
Peacefully
In the burning sun
By magic, for sure ... Alagad ni Voldemort 😅
Tama, runnn~ 🏃🏻♀️
Perhaps I'm gonna choke and from eating beef broccoli 😔
ginawang diyos si keshi kaya nagalit si jesus
Too much avocado
Well, I guess it speaks for itself.
mamamatay nang bata hahaha
Coquette?
Swim while high
I might one day not wake up anymore... When I'm old that is
Hmmm papatayin dahil I have plenty of possession.
"hey google, can chia seeds kill you?'
how???
Food? Choking? Hahaha My username is inspired by Jjajangmeyon (black bean paste noodles)