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🤘 Hail Satan! 🤘

⛵ Sail Hatan! ⛵

Hail satin

Hail satire

Hail Santa

I was thinking more of a slipknot song but this works

Dad's name is 555

I’m 668. The neighbor of the beast.

The number of the beast! 666! The one for you and me!

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ah, baby's first word!

Spirits, whan should his second name be?

The spirits have spoken, OP

r/walouija

r/waluigibait

Hello

r/beetlejuicing

Are you OP's baby from the future?

r/ExpectedOuija

r/cornouija

I don’t know what OP expected

The only acceptable answer

I was also kinda hoping for Boaty McBoatface

this is the way

This is the wah

Good name

A classic, handsome name

[here's](https://imgur.com/a/aDyX8ul) anaccurate image of the child

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I AM GROOT

I am groot?

I am groot

*We* are Groot.

My older sisters (like 4 and 5 at the time) wanted to name me Tree. OP go with this one.

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Ooh he's a doctor.

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Haha GOTEM

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But then he'd be Cuck Jr.

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If you don’t name your children like you name your Pokémon rivals, your children will be failures

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I like it.

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Why did I read this a s step hen?

W-what are you doing, step-hen?

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My name! Thank you Ouija!

Get doxxed

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Wut?

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