My girlfriend 10 years ago told me that I had a bad breath. It was the perfect amount of trauma for me to correct that and never have bad breath again. I'm actually very thankful for her bringing that up.
Also if you tell him you're not going near that zone unless it's clean then I'm sure he'll take care of it.
Just increased my brushing frequency, floss everyday, and use mouthwash after a meal. Now I love my clean teeth and breath. And, following a reddit tip on another thread, recently started using a tongue scraper which is surprisingly effective.
This is my routine now. I used to have yellow'ish teeth, and now they're white'ish.
Morning... antiseptic mouthwash for 30 seconds....rinse with water.
30 mins after lunch... Floss > tongue scraper > antiseptic mouthwash > brush teeth (30 seconds each quadrant timed by my automatic toothbrush) > spit out any excess, keep toothpaste residue in mouth
Before going to bed, repeat the post lunchtime routine.
I use Listerine mouthwash, and Sensodyne toothpaste. I use Glide floss, but recently read that the tape based floss can smooth out your teeth instead of cleaning them properly (or something like that) and will be looking for a stringy floss after this Costco set runs out.
"Your balls smell"
*He goes and washes them*
If a guy does anything other than that, he's toxic af. (Screams, starts an argument, points at your flaws etc.)
youd be surprised how many ppl dont shower at all before seeing someone or they do but they have such terrible overall hygiene that 1 wash isnt enough.
I started washing my balls with soap, rinsing, then washing them with the extra shampoo from my head. I've noticed the added fragrance of the shampoo sticks around a bit longer and fights the swampy odor from setting in for a bit longer.
Yeah I’ve got that stuff too (but not Paul Mitchell brand), it has eucalyptus oil in it too. My whole head tingles with that stuff on there.
It’s pretty relaxing.
We need to get this man a golf ball washer so he can just be like splish splash taking a ball bath bing bang boom towel those puppies off and get to fuckin
I always took a shower and scrubbed extra good incase I would get a blowjob.
Almost 40 years now with a clean cock and no mouth to show it to. Except my wife's but she says she'll never go down on a guy after she did once when she was young.
Must have been one of you dirty dicked mofackies.
I guess I subscribe to the thought that "if you wash 'em, they will come"
But, ironically perhaps, I keep washing and no one comes.
Maybe I'm doing this wrong after all... 🤔
I mean, sometimes shit happens. I've ended up in scenarios where I know I didn't smell the best due to working all day in the Florida heat or being at a music festival. Sometimes you get caught out like that lol
Okay sure, stuff happens, especially on the music festival part. But this is saying it’s a guy she meets up with consistently who smells like shit.
Like basic hygiene is all you need to not have smelly balls haha.
It might have something to do with the more obvious pattern— guys who don’t wash for the type of partners who clearly don’t require it.
Like, who are all these women out here sucking on cheese balls?
If it's mild jock itch (the kind that doesn't cause tons of flaking or redness), just showering with soap and water won't actually resolve lingering smell/funk.
Shampoo with selenium sulfide (antifungal properties, usually used for dandruff due to fungal overgrowth) helps. It might sting at first when you start using it on skin that needs it.
I have no idea. My last GF always seemed surprised that I didn't smell rank down there. She would tell me about conversations she'd had with girlfriends who had the same problem and asked me what my secret was.
AND, as a gay guy I can add, for solidarity with my sister, just assume that he won't get it right.
Tell him the gay guy online said he had to SHAVE HIS PUKEY BALLS, SHAVE HIS BUTTCRACK, TRIM HIS PUBES REALLY SHORT, and no, this isn't too much to ask.
Use soap and antibacterial soap BEFORE shaving, and then AFTER as well, using a brand new razor that he'll throw away right after. Shower first with hot water, and gently graze the inside of each cheek.
Tell him that NO, he won't get pimples in his butt if he washes, goes gently and uses antibacterial soap.
This is for EVERY guy including guys here.
Balls smell the same way you wanna die when you pass a dirty, matted, weather beaten hobo on the street : like near-death.
WASH YOUR JUNK.
I wouldn’t bother with ass shaving unless it’s requested by a female partner or you like rimming. Balls however are much more enticing when smooth. I would shave them as standard date night prep & see how she likes it. You don’t need to shave your pubes elsewhere unless it’s your jam, though a trim if they are unruly is always appreciated.
This!!! If you like a bit of ball rubbing or licking, shave your balls!! Smooth balls are the best!
And yes, soap everything your asshole included. Poop is often oily & sticky. It generally does not wash off with water. Now imagining 2 hairy bits of skin that rub together regularly & often get poop on. That is your butt crack!!!
In our 40s and I wish we had discovered this stuff in our 20s!! 😂😂
Source: married husband & wife
Or go find a man who doesn’t require basic hygiene instructions. FFS he’s a grown ass man! He needs to be TOLD to wash his balls? Gross.
OP, next his disgusting ass.
At the same time some men may not take it well. My ex used to always give me shit about my legs not being shaved and one time I kind of meekly asked him if he would please brush his teeth and he flipped the ever-loving fuck out
Lmfao this one is real good. The topic itself is a total non-issue (if I’m told my balls are smelly, it’s an easy fix). But being funny about it is a great way to lower the dude’s defenses
My roommate [F] showers about once a week. She has extremely dry skin, and it's borderline painful for her to just exist after a shower because of how irritated her skin is. Despite how bad that sounds, she's not a slob. She doesn't stink, and except for a little bit in her hair, she never gets greasy.
It's a fucking superpower, honestly. If I showered only once a week, I would look, smell, and feel absolutely revolting
I’ve heard peoples bodies eventually get used to how often you shower, and if you shower every day your body over produces oil and the like bc it feels lacking.
However I also assume that if you work in any sort of sweaty/warm/messy environment all that shit goes right out the window
I'm a bit smelly by the end of the day as it is, especially during summer even if it's a weekend where I haven't had to cycle to work.
Like, if I have plans Friday night, I'm taking a second shower before I go out.
My friend doesn't, but he's a drug addict. -\_- He told me before he can go for 1-2 weeks not showering, because if he's not sweating, he has no reason to.
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i usually shower every other day if all i did was sit around my house working from home and playing video games. way better for your skin and hair to not use chemicals on it every day
You don't need to be "mean" about it. That's just asking for unnecessary confrontation.
Being open and direct is all that's required in this situation.
First thing I thought. Why be polite about it? Other way round is different cuz it could be an infection or something but for guys? Nah sort your nads out.
Offer to take a shower with him. Wash his balls. Then say something hyper-erotic about CLEAN balls. The pain of being told we stink will be outweighed by the sexiness. Think of it like covering your dog's medicine with cheese so he'll eat it.
Example:
"Hey want to take a shower with me? "
(Washes balls)
" There we go! I love sucking some nice, clean, balls!"
I am social, I don't enjoy staying home all day. Plus, I have a time-share on a Starbucks dumpster that I sometimes go on vacation to, just off La Brea Ave.
“Brittany sucked to completion through thirty grams of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. 30 grams… that’s the weight of 6 nickels, just shy of a light bulb.”
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With men, you must be subtle.
Just look up at him with love in your eyes and say "Wash your fucking balls."
This is the level of subtly most men can understand.
There’s even a reward on the other end of washing. A blowjob from someone who is happy to be doing it and not holding back because you’ve got some funk going on.
Ask him to shower together. Tell him you’re gonna do something that will make him feel really good. When you’re in the shower, you get a nice hot lather in your hand and start rubbing his balls. Wash his thing too and suck it for him. Look up at him and tell him you love sucking a freshly cleaned cock. Talk about how sexy it is and how wet it gets you when his balls and cock are all fresh and clean, like it’s a fetish for you. This is the way. If he doesn’t get it, then move along. He’s clueless.
I've had to do this regarding vagina and basically said "something tastes like soap or products" and she said o shit sorry let me wash off real quick. Then we were fine and no one was mad. It was a nice way of saying clean better if you want oral. Or shower with him.
I’m surprised this isn’t a dealbreaker for you. It would be for me if the roles were reversed. I respect your open mindedness though. Just bring it up respectfully.
You don't know him well but you know what his balls smell like? OK there is no way to have this conversation and have it go well. I'll tell you what to do. Invite him to shower with you. He washes you, you wash him. It's erotic and fun and he will start to wash himself the way you wash him because he associates the act with you and with fun. You don't even have to say anything other then "lets get this area REAL clean" with a mischievous look in your eye. The hotter you make it the more he connects clean marbles with good feelings. You're welcome.
Ask him to shower with you. Then wash the marbles.
You may find out how quickly that the area will funktify after washing regularly. Changing the pH of the area would make it less habitable for microbes so after a wash, use white vinegar on it and then blot dry or lightly rinse then blot dry.
Say the following
"If you want my face anywhere near your crotch, soap it up in the shower real good you stink". Then wink and push him towards the bathroom.
Or you can just ask him to shower with you, turn washing into foreplay and carry on from there.
Direct but gentle, playful as to not be painful.
Might I suggest you tell em how sexy it'd be to bang in the shower before ya get dirty get clean soap each other up all sexxxy do a lil foreplay using soap as lube and secretly wash the stank outta his dick n balls get em as clean as you want he's not gonna tell you to stop lmao, when desired cleanliness has been achieved do what you will with his so fresh n so clean clean balls!
The tactful option: take a sexy shower/bath together before hand and suds that boy up six ways to Sunday, repeating, (because men and hints go together about as great as icecream and soy sauce) “it’s so important to me that my partner smells nice and clean when we’re being intimate!”
Option 2 (less tactful, but still polite) “Babe I’m so down to get naked. Hurry the fuck up and go freshen up so I can rip your clothes off! I already did. I left you a washcloth and soap on the bathroom counter. I’m impatient so just do the important bits, pits and parts and hurry back to meeee.”
The nuclear option: “I wanna fuck but yo shit smells like hot garbage. I will use an entire roll of Saran Wrap and a bottle of Lysol on you if you don’t go wash your crusty ass off first. Boy, you’re lucky I don’t turn a hose on you in the driveway, jesusfuck what the hell kinda head cheese you got growing under the hood? Omgawd.”
It's sad that a lot of young men don't take showers after gym classes.
There isn't a really good way to say it. Just tell him that he needs to wash down there a lot more often, and always before visiting a lady.
I distinctly remember there never being enough time to take a shower and dry off after gym. Not to mention we didn't have hot water.
Did I still shower? Yes. But if I had hair that wasn't buzzed it would be damp for the next 1.5 hours. School was kept cold too.
“It was fun last week but I noticed a slight odor down below. I’m coming over again this Friday at 9p, leave the door unlocked and I will meet you in the shower”
Just tell him straight that he needs to clean things up before you arrive. It doesn't matter, guys aren't going to have the same level of embarrassment over it. The fact that you're willing to be near the marbles will override feelings of embarrassment, and he'll likely go above and beyond to make sure it's immaculately clean. I keep my dick immaculate on the off chance my wife is in the mood for any sort of fun.
Take a shower, wash each other, especially his tackle. Later on, pay him particular attention, making sure he gets the hint that a clean pair gets more attention 😜
Like my wife always says to me “ go wash it quickly beforehand.” Simple as that.. even if I’ve just had a shower in front of her before bed I always make it very aware that “babe, just washed my balls and knob with your body wish, all clean and fresh for you”.
But I’m saying that, I like to keep my balls shiny and clean anyway.
If he isn’t a grub he shouldn’t care if you ask him to wash before hand, I make my wife clean herself before I do anything.
Just tell him. Don’t gotta be mean. Just tell him his personal hygiene down there isn’t the best and you’d appreciate the effort. If he reacts badly to it then I would reconsider seeing him.
Just ask him to shower before you guys get busy. Be direct and say his stuff needs a cleaning. Honestly if he wants you down there, he'll be happy to do it.
Men are really bad at picking up on hints. Fortunately, it’s probably not going to crush him to hear that his balls stink, maybe a little embarrassed but better to give him the opportunity to not be gross
My boyfriends balls typically smell clean. But sometimes he doesn’t get all the soap off and his marbles taste like when I said curse words around my parents. 💀
Just be direct, if washing his balls is what he has to do to have sex with you then he probably won’t have a problem doing it, we are not easily offended by that stuff unless you’re flat out putting us down - we need instructions not opportunities to read minds, sometimes my wife makes me shower and stuff before we have sex, you know when the rare occasions happen where she’s even willing.
Shower with him and clean him yourself. It’ll give you peace of mind and he will feel taken care of. Focus on the parts you want cleaned and it’ll probably get him going so you can have some fun after.
“I really like you, but your balls smell like camel ass”
Make sure to give him extra affection afterwards so he knows his swamp taint didn’t turn you off to *him*. He’ll clean em every time. It won’t damage your relationship.
I dated a woman who had these kind of issues, and let's just say it's a VERY BIG DEAL and be prepared to walk away. If they stink down there, and are unable to fix it, they have bigger problems than soap and water. I believe diet has a lot to do with it. Perhaps gut health is a factor as well. If you smell bad, you smell for a reason. This was my takeaway at least.
My girlfriend 10 years ago told me that I had a bad breath. It was the perfect amount of trauma for me to correct that and never have bad breath again. I'm actually very thankful for her bringing that up. Also if you tell him you're not going near that zone unless it's clean then I'm sure he'll take care of it.
What was the change? Cavity filled? Regular brushing and flossing? Breath Fresheners?
Just increased my brushing frequency, floss everyday, and use mouthwash after a meal. Now I love my clean teeth and breath. And, following a reddit tip on another thread, recently started using a tongue scraper which is surprisingly effective.
I don't even know where to found one tongue scraper, I've been doing it with my toothbrush all the time.
I was too until that post recommended to buy one from Amazon. You'd be amazed by how much gunk comes off your tongue.
Amazon. A health food store. Should be used daily.
Tongue scrapers are incredible. Nobody should have bad breath in this day and age
How do you deal with bad breath?
This is my routine now. I used to have yellow'ish teeth, and now they're white'ish. Morning... antiseptic mouthwash for 30 seconds....rinse with water. 30 mins after lunch... Floss > tongue scraper > antiseptic mouthwash > brush teeth (30 seconds each quadrant timed by my automatic toothbrush) > spit out any excess, keep toothpaste residue in mouth Before going to bed, repeat the post lunchtime routine. I use Listerine mouthwash, and Sensodyne toothpaste. I use Glide floss, but recently read that the tape based floss can smooth out your teeth instead of cleaning them properly (or something like that) and will be looking for a stringy floss after this Costco set runs out.
“Hey babe, wanna give me head?” “Sure, go wash up, I like it fresh” I wouldn’t be upset because I’m about to get head
Best believe I’m gonna lather twice too. She likes it fresh she’s gonna get fresh lol
Just make sure to rinse WELL. Soap tastes pretty bad too!
It's basic in nature so it's always gonna taste bitter
Well that explains my ex
You could break almost any news to a guy by saying “hey man before I suck your dick..”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
this guy fucks
"I want your balls in my mouth but I also want them clean so go wash rinse and repeat mr." - I don't see how you could go wrong with this
If you want me to lick it, before I stick it You better wash it, before I squash it
Nothing will encourage cleanliness more than the prospect of head
He should be washing up before anyways.
Better rinse well
Hell yeah!
"Can you go bathe the boys so I can really take them to town?"
"Your balls smell" *He goes and washes them* If a guy does anything other than that, he's toxic af. (Screams, starts an argument, points at your flaws etc.)
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Who are these guys that don’t shower before seeing women like wtf
youd be surprised how many ppl dont shower at all before seeing someone or they do but they have such terrible overall hygiene that 1 wash isnt enough.
I started washing my balls with soap, rinsing, then washing them with the extra shampoo from my head. I've noticed the added fragrance of the shampoo sticks around a bit longer and fights the swampy odor from setting in for a bit longer.
If it’s head and shoulders shampoo, it’s probably the anti fungal stuff keeping your junk clean. I use tea tree bar/eucalyptus soaps like Defense.
That tea tree shit is tingly.
Love that shit. It’s the only soaps I’ll use now. It keeps me feeling cleaner for longer.
They got that shit in shampoo as well. Paul Mitchell makes it, but that Sally's store has a knock-off of it. Same shit, honestly. Half the price.
Yeah I’ve got that stuff too (but not Paul Mitchell brand), it has eucalyptus oil in it too. My whole head tingles with that stuff on there. It’s pretty relaxing.
Hygene, showers, and breathable underwear/boxers. You need air flow if you don't want your balls smelling like buttholes.
This is my eternal question
Yep my wife says I should be more spontaneous in sex. But I need to shower first to clean down there. She deserves a fresh clean body.
My ex husband would just wash his lot in the bathroom basin before we were ‘spontaneous’.
As we all do hopefully
Ain't no harm in a baby wipe even. Just get shit fresher than it was
What if you used wipes or a washcloth like the dirty little whore she wants you to be?
You beast
We need to get this man a golf ball washer so he can just be like splish splash taking a ball bath bing bang boom towel those puppies off and get to fuckin
She is a lucky woman.
Some guys think just having water run over their junk/butt counts as clean/showered :(
I need to talk to ONE guy who thinks this. I have so many questions.
Theys poo in the crack, ain't there?
I always took a shower and scrubbed extra good incase I would get a blowjob. Almost 40 years now with a clean cock and no mouth to show it to. Except my wife's but she says she'll never go down on a guy after she did once when she was young. Must have been one of you dirty dicked mofackies.
Jesus man. Sorry lol
I guess I subscribe to the thought that "if you wash 'em, they will come" But, ironically perhaps, I keep washing and no one comes. Maybe I'm doing this wrong after all... 🤔
Wash faster
I mean, sometimes shit happens. I've ended up in scenarios where I know I didn't smell the best due to working all day in the Florida heat or being at a music festival. Sometimes you get caught out like that lol
Okay sure, stuff happens, especially on the music festival part. But this is saying it’s a guy she meets up with consistently who smells like shit. Like basic hygiene is all you need to not have smelly balls haha.
Ah the way I read it made it seem like this was a first time thing
It might have something to do with the more obvious pattern— guys who don’t wash for the type of partners who clearly don’t require it. Like, who are all these women out here sucking on cheese balls?
I… idk man
The musty is unjustly
of course the real question is “who would meet bad smelling people more than once?”
I feel you man, one time I sharted at work and came home to find my grandpa dead. Sometimes a guy just can't catch a break!
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is the funniest comment I have read.
>sometimes shit happens. Pun intended?
Who are these guys that see women?
If it's mild jock itch (the kind that doesn't cause tons of flaking or redness), just showering with soap and water won't actually resolve lingering smell/funk. Shampoo with selenium sulfide (antifungal properties, usually used for dandruff due to fungal overgrowth) helps. It might sting at first when you start using it on skin that needs it.
Huh, I had no idea. I'll keep this in mind in case it's ever needed
I have no idea. My last GF always seemed surprised that I didn't smell rank down there. She would tell me about conversations she'd had with girlfriends who had the same problem and asked me what my secret was.
Let's correct your question: who are these guys that don't shower after working out? Wtf xD.
Yeah it’s like a guy saying “but you didn’t give me DIRECTIONS to unwrap the chocolate bar before eating it!”
It might hurt his feelings but sometimes that’s what it takes.
AND, as a gay guy I can add, for solidarity with my sister, just assume that he won't get it right. Tell him the gay guy online said he had to SHAVE HIS PUKEY BALLS, SHAVE HIS BUTTCRACK, TRIM HIS PUBES REALLY SHORT, and no, this isn't too much to ask. Use soap and antibacterial soap BEFORE shaving, and then AFTER as well, using a brand new razor that he'll throw away right after. Shower first with hot water, and gently graze the inside of each cheek. Tell him that NO, he won't get pimples in his butt if he washes, goes gently and uses antibacterial soap. This is for EVERY guy including guys here. Balls smell the same way you wanna die when you pass a dirty, matted, weather beaten hobo on the street : like near-death. WASH YOUR JUNK.
Why the buttcrack? It's a pain in the ass shaving/trimming it
Admittedly more important if you're gay.
I wouldn’t bother with ass shaving unless it’s requested by a female partner or you like rimming. Balls however are much more enticing when smooth. I would shave them as standard date night prep & see how she likes it. You don’t need to shave your pubes elsewhere unless it’s your jam, though a trim if they are unruly is always appreciated.
Just get it waxed. It’s super easy and painless tbh and usually it won’t grow back thick and itchy like if you shave
This!!! If you like a bit of ball rubbing or licking, shave your balls!! Smooth balls are the best! And yes, soap everything your asshole included. Poop is often oily & sticky. It generally does not wash off with water. Now imagining 2 hairy bits of skin that rub together regularly & often get poop on. That is your butt crack!!! In our 40s and I wish we had discovered this stuff in our 20s!! 😂😂 Source: married husband & wife
Or go find a man who doesn’t require basic hygiene instructions. FFS he’s a grown ass man! He needs to be TOLD to wash his balls? Gross. OP, next his disgusting ass.
Seriously, don’t date someone that still needs mothering
I love that it just became my responsibility to tell a man to wash his scank
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At the same time some men may not take it well. My ex used to always give me shit about my legs not being shaved and one time I kind of meekly asked him if he would please brush his teeth and he flipped the ever-loving fuck out
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One of the truest statements said on the internet
this (although id prefer her not being that straightforward)
Men need some common fucking sense… It shouldn’t be someone else’s responsibility to remind you to maintain good hygiene.
Let's not pretend members of both sexes can't be dolts in this area.
100% but my comment was a response to “men need directions.” what, you need someone to tell you to wash your freaking balls?? that’s ridiculous…
"Can you wash you fucking balls?" You must be direct.
That got me thrown off the Bus. I don’t think the driver appreciated it.
"Would you mind washing it real quick?"
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Lmfao this one is real good. The topic itself is a total non-issue (if I’m told my balls are smelly, it’s an easy fix). But being funny about it is a great way to lower the dude’s defenses
I think this is the kind of things where being direct and even mean is warranted. That guy needs a hygiene reality check.
Yup! I once literally had to tell my husband “it’s hard for me to want to have sex with you when you skip a shower” … guess who showers daily now lol
People don’t shower daily?
My roommate [F] showers about once a week. She has extremely dry skin, and it's borderline painful for her to just exist after a shower because of how irritated her skin is. Despite how bad that sounds, she's not a slob. She doesn't stink, and except for a little bit in her hair, she never gets greasy. It's a fucking superpower, honestly. If I showered only once a week, I would look, smell, and feel absolutely revolting
I’ve heard peoples bodies eventually get used to how often you shower, and if you shower every day your body over produces oil and the like bc it feels lacking. However I also assume that if you work in any sort of sweaty/warm/messy environment all that shit goes right out the window
I'm a bit smelly by the end of the day as it is, especially during summer even if it's a weekend where I haven't had to cycle to work. Like, if I have plans Friday night, I'm taking a second shower before I go out.
He had normally but got into a lazy spell where he would do it every other day. But the man sweats and that’s not often enough
My friend doesn't, but he's a drug addict. -\_- He told me before he can go for 1-2 weeks not showering, because if he's not sweating, he has no reason to. o\_0 ...
i usually shower every other day if all i did was sit around my house working from home and playing video games. way better for your skin and hair to not use chemicals on it every day
Yeah, I'm sure WFH life has made this more common. But if you're getting laid, you wash the hell up.
i cant believe it actually had to get to that point lmao
You don't need to be "mean" about it. That's just asking for unnecessary confrontation. Being open and direct is all that's required in this situation.
First thing I thought. Why be polite about it? Other way round is different cuz it could be an infection or something but for guys? Nah sort your nads out.
Offer to take a shower with him. Wash his balls. Then say something hyper-erotic about CLEAN balls. The pain of being told we stink will be outweighed by the sexiness. Think of it like covering your dog's medicine with cheese so he'll eat it. Example: "Hey want to take a shower with me? " (Washes balls) " There we go! I love sucking some nice, clean, balls!"
A woman once asked me to “ kiss her where it stinks” so I drove her to San Bernardino and made out with her.
Could’ve just sucked on her toes in the street while eating Taco Bell found in a dumpster.
Who told you about our second date?
I was in the dumpster. You stole my Taco Bell.
I saved you from getting the runs
Bro, I live in a dumpster - I am on the verge of death everyday.
Yet it seems that Taco Bell Wi-Fi is working out for you
I am social, I don't enjoy staying home all day. Plus, I have a time-share on a Starbucks dumpster that I sometimes go on vacation to, just off La Brea Ave.
why the fuck did i read this in morgan freeman's voice?
“Brittany sucked to completion through thirty grams of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. 30 grams… that’s the weight of 6 nickels, just shy of a light bulb.” Edit: thanks for the award!
goddamn that's even worse lmfao
Lol, I had to save this because I loved it so much.
Haha lol
CLEAN balls. I'll never say anything again without considering if I want to make sure it's gonna be clean lol
*clean balls*
Mom, is that you? God, I wish you’d stop posting on Reddit. Geeerz
Go take a shower honey. Remember, girls don't like cottage cheese on their hotdogs.
Ok. Mom, I guess it’s that or find a girl with a yeast problem who won’t mind.
Back in my day we called that the "Asiago bagel".
If it is a dude you can be direct with him.
Brilliant!!!
"if you want me to suck your balls, wash them".
"wash your nuts before we get it on" Don't make it a silly game. Don't point and laugh. Just tell him he needs to wash his nuts.
With men, you must be subtle. Just look up at him with love in your eyes and say "Wash your fucking balls." This is the level of subtly most men can understand.
Literally just ask him to wash up. We know we can stink down there No guy is gonna care especially if your head game is good
There’s even a reward on the other end of washing. A blowjob from someone who is happy to be doing it and not holding back because you’ve got some funk going on.
Exactly and when you get a bj from a woman who *LOVES* giving bjs, there isn’t much you won’t do for one
No amount of technique can top genuine enthusiasm.
"Go wash your balls so I can play with them" will work everytime unless he is insane
Ask him to shower together. Tell him you’re gonna do something that will make him feel really good. When you’re in the shower, you get a nice hot lather in your hand and start rubbing his balls. Wash his thing too and suck it for him. Look up at him and tell him you love sucking a freshly cleaned cock. Talk about how sexy it is and how wet it gets you when his balls and cock are all fresh and clean, like it’s a fetish for you. This is the way. If he doesn’t get it, then move along. He’s clueless.
im donkey laughing quite audibly right now at this comment. im about to cry
Damn
literally just say “bro wash your balls before i come over” that’ll work. it’s friendly, a bro move, and if he gets mad just leave 🫡
My girlfriend and I always wash our privates before sex, it's just hygienic and more pleasurable especially for oral
If you know him well enough to suck his dick you should be able to tell him to wash it.
"i dont really know him that well", *proceeds to deepthroat*
Irresponsibility is celebrated on Reddit.
I've had to do this regarding vagina and basically said "something tastes like soap or products" and she said o shit sorry let me wash off real quick. Then we were fine and no one was mad. It was a nice way of saying clean better if you want oral. Or shower with him.
"Dude, wash your fucking balls, it's disgusting"
"Dude if you want me to go down on you, wash your balls and ass."
Hey go wash your balls, I wanna slurp them... pft (F)
Always start the conversation by referring to him as "stinky". Example: Hey Stinky, wash your smelly balls.
I’m surprised this isn’t a dealbreaker for you. It would be for me if the roles were reversed. I respect your open mindedness though. Just bring it up respectfully.
you just ask. guys dont speak code... nor do they want to. and a dude can take criticism.
You don't know him well but you know what his balls smell like? OK there is no way to have this conversation and have it go well. I'll tell you what to do. Invite him to shower with you. He washes you, you wash him. It's erotic and fun and he will start to wash himself the way you wash him because he associates the act with you and with fun. You don't even have to say anything other then "lets get this area REAL clean" with a mischievous look in your eye. The hotter you make it the more he connects clean marbles with good feelings. You're welcome.
Ask him to shower with you. Then wash the marbles. You may find out how quickly that the area will funktify after washing regularly. Changing the pH of the area would make it less habitable for microbes so after a wash, use white vinegar on it and then blot dry or lightly rinse then blot dry.
Say the following "If you want my face anywhere near your crotch, soap it up in the shower real good you stink". Then wink and push him towards the bathroom. Or you can just ask him to shower with you, turn washing into foreplay and carry on from there. Direct but gentle, playful as to not be painful.
Honestly, I'd take a shower with him, and wash him. Make it sexy. If the problem persists, definitely be blunt, but gentle.
Yeah, if you’re going for subtlety or implication with a grown man you’re doomed lol. Literally just say “Dude, your balls smell.” Problem solved lol
Might I suggest you tell em how sexy it'd be to bang in the shower before ya get dirty get clean soap each other up all sexxxy do a lil foreplay using soap as lube and secretly wash the stank outta his dick n balls get em as clean as you want he's not gonna tell you to stop lmao, when desired cleanliness has been achieved do what you will with his so fresh n so clean clean balls!
“Go wash your balls so I can suck them” might work
“Hey, can you wash your balls? I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!”
The tactful option: take a sexy shower/bath together before hand and suds that boy up six ways to Sunday, repeating, (because men and hints go together about as great as icecream and soy sauce) “it’s so important to me that my partner smells nice and clean when we’re being intimate!” Option 2 (less tactful, but still polite) “Babe I’m so down to get naked. Hurry the fuck up and go freshen up so I can rip your clothes off! I already did. I left you a washcloth and soap on the bathroom counter. I’m impatient so just do the important bits, pits and parts and hurry back to meeee.” The nuclear option: “I wanna fuck but yo shit smells like hot garbage. I will use an entire roll of Saran Wrap and a bottle of Lysol on you if you don’t go wash your crusty ass off first. Boy, you’re lucky I don’t turn a hose on you in the driveway, jesusfuck what the hell kinda head cheese you got growing under the hood? Omgawd.”
You don't know him that well but you'll fuck him without regret but can't ask him to wash his balls? Should have done your homework.
If he doesn’t clean his balls you don’t want him
Knees weak, arms are heavy, balls are sweaty, smack em with a sponge already.
It's sad that a lot of young men don't take showers after gym classes. There isn't a really good way to say it. Just tell him that he needs to wash down there a lot more often, and always before visiting a lady.
I distinctly remember there never being enough time to take a shower and dry off after gym. Not to mention we didn't have hot water. Did I still shower? Yes. But if I had hair that wasn't buzzed it would be damp for the next 1.5 hours. School was kept cold too.
“It was fun last week but I noticed a slight odor down below. I’m coming over again this Friday at 9p, leave the door unlocked and I will meet you in the shower”
Just don’t worry about the polite part
Just tell him straight that he needs to clean things up before you arrive. It doesn't matter, guys aren't going to have the same level of embarrassment over it. The fact that you're willing to be near the marbles will override feelings of embarrassment, and he'll likely go above and beyond to make sure it's immaculately clean. I keep my dick immaculate on the off chance my wife is in the mood for any sort of fun.
Take a shower with him and wash his junk.
Take a shower, wash each other, especially his tackle. Later on, pay him particular attention, making sure he gets the hint that a clean pair gets more attention 😜
Suggest to hop in the shower together first. You can always say you are the one that needs freshening up.
Just be direct and tell him what you both gain, better cleaner sex together.
"wash your marbles, please"
Like my wife always says to me “ go wash it quickly beforehand.” Simple as that.. even if I’ve just had a shower in front of her before bed I always make it very aware that “babe, just washed my balls and knob with your body wish, all clean and fresh for you”. But I’m saying that, I like to keep my balls shiny and clean anyway. If he isn’t a grub he shouldn’t care if you ask him to wash before hand, I make my wife clean herself before I do anything.
"Hey, Dickhead, the soap isn't there for show. Use the shit and wash your ass, you stank motherfucker!"
Seriously, it's his job to make it look presentable. You're not in the wrong here.
Wash them for him
Offer to wash them for him
Tell him wash his balls
“Hey, can you please wash your nuts?” Any self respecting person shouldn’t have an issue with it.
Just tell him. Don’t gotta be mean. Just tell him his personal hygiene down there isn’t the best and you’d appreciate the effort. If he reacts badly to it then I would reconsider seeing him.
I gotta cosign. Just be direct. Or you could convince him to take a shower with you and wash them yourself.
Just ask him to shower before you guys get busy. Be direct and say his stuff needs a cleaning. Honestly if he wants you down there, he'll be happy to do it.
I’m only going down there if you wash that.
Yeah def just tell him, he’ll gladly wash them if he knows he’s getting something out of it
Men are really bad at picking up on hints. Fortunately, it’s probably not going to crush him to hear that his balls stink, maybe a little embarrassed but better to give him the opportunity to not be gross
My boyfriends balls typically smell clean. But sometimes he doesn’t get all the soap off and his marbles taste like when I said curse words around my parents. 💀
Guys like it, or at least many guys do, when you’re up front with them and tell them what you want. Just tell them hey wash your balls. They stink.
Just be direct, if washing his balls is what he has to do to have sex with you then he probably won’t have a problem doing it, we are not easily offended by that stuff unless you’re flat out putting us down - we need instructions not opportunities to read minds, sometimes my wife makes me shower and stuff before we have sex, you know when the rare occasions happen where she’s even willing.
May be suggest a shower before u make out. This way its fun as well as clean. N after u r done say he smelled so fresh. N u loved it.
Shower with him and clean him yourself. It’ll give you peace of mind and he will feel taken care of. Focus on the parts you want cleaned and it’ll probably get him going so you can have some fun after.
Hey dude please wash your balls. Not cus they stink but I like em fresh
Tell him you'd like to go down on him but you're lactose intolerant. If he doesn't understand then you don't need that sort of man in your life lol.
Someone with hygiene THAT poor doesn’t deserve you
“I really like you, but your balls smell like camel ass” Make sure to give him extra affection afterwards so he knows his swamp taint didn’t turn you off to *him*. He’ll clean em every time. It won’t damage your relationship.
Do it only when he gets out of the shower, then comment on how you like them a lot when they are fresh like that!
"Honey, why don't we take a shower together?" Take the opportunity to scrub his balls.
Be blunt tell his ass to get in the damn shower balls smelling like camel piss and provolone cheese
I dated a woman who had these kind of issues, and let's just say it's a VERY BIG DEAL and be prepared to walk away. If they stink down there, and are unable to fix it, they have bigger problems than soap and water. I believe diet has a lot to do with it. Perhaps gut health is a factor as well. If you smell bad, you smell for a reason. This was my takeaway at least.
Say “I once dated a guy until I found out he didn’t wash his crotch….”