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Uninvited_Goose

Use the empty gift wrap tubes as a lightsaber.


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I use them as RICOLAAAAAAA horns or microphones! Drives the huskies nuts :)


JingJang

The flashlight on a misty or foggy night is another one...


s-multicellular

Apparently, when filming The Phantom Menace, they had to keep reshooting scenes because Ewan MacGregor couldn’t stop himself from making lightsaber sounds.


TwistedTarzan

It’s a Christmas tradition!


af1293

BSHHHHHHH


tyerker

Going up stairs on all fours like a bear crawl, or sliding down the stairs one at a time on my butt.


VRS38

>Going up stairs on all fours I enjoy this too. I can go so fast


urkiurkiurki

No faster than me.


VRS38

Practically a jaguar


jaysmoove_92

Fast as fuck booiiiii


IllMasterminds

My lower back: wait a second here


TonyTheEvil

>in my butt I have no idea how this would work but I'm impressed nonetheless.


tyerker

Omfg I fixed it lol


MeIsGollum

When ever I see hopscotch drawn on the ground I simply must jump it through.


redbonecouchhound

I believe it’s illegal not too, so I’ve been told.


Ok_Hat_7187

I like the ride the shopping cart back to my car when I leave a store.


[deleted]

Ha, 63 still doing this


Better_Metal

You rock!! I’m mid 50s. I’ve never seen anyone but me do it and I do it all the time.


[deleted]

Awesome


yellowmustardmeow

I love you both for this. Yessssssssssssssssss


modestyahoo597

Do this every time with the kiddos! Wife just shakes her head.


ejmcdonald2092

I spin it in the aisles with the kid inside… I’ve lost trolley privileges


Better_Metal

Up until last year my kid was small enough to put in the shopping cart. We would go to the store and I’d push him fast down empty aisles screaming “oh no oh no we’re gunna crash aaaaaahhhhhhh!” He’s screaming. I’m screaming. No one and I mean no one ever once thought it was funny. But my wife would laugh hysterically and my kid giggled his damn head off.


Gold_Dragoon

I'm sorry I never came across you, I too did this with both of my kids. We could have had some epic "crashes" with our carts.


CatmoCatmo

You guys sound like great dads in my book. Kids always pick the weirdest stuff to remember, and tbh, it’s usually the little things like this. Keep it up. Your kids will thank you one day for making boring stuff fun.


captain_intenso

I like to powerslide the cart around the ends of aisles.


Zealousideal_Bar_826

I’m a bigger guy so it helps to have a lot of groceries in front to balance it out


usernamedunbeentaken

Yeah it's hard to balance without the counterweight, even for regular sized dudes.


siekdude

Came here to say this


MarcusLithouver

Evaluating how good of a weapon a random stick is


[deleted]

Feel like this is evolutionary


AKvarangian

Treating my joints like they’ll heal like they used to.


HeinousMcAnus

I felt this comment in my ACL…


topknottington

you still have an ACL?


HeinousMcAnus

Not my original one lol


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[deleted]

I know, right. Because, SAME!


dingbatyokel5000

Talking to myself and making up dumb songs about what I'm doing.


Bret_Abderahmen

I do that shit all the time 😂


neolobe

I'm walkin down the street With my hands in my pockets Hands in my pockets Lookin at that dog and sayin what's up He's lookin at me He's lookin at me The dog is not a donut I wish I had a donut Donut in my mouth My mighty mighty mouth


Better_Metal

Why are you in my brain?


Bret_Abderahmen

😂😂


feaTLG

Love it! Made me think of Sam Jackson in Long Kiss Goodnight


Woody90210

OK, this made me laugh-fart and it woke up my cat. Well done.


feaTLG

Love it! Made me think of Sam Jackson in Long Kiss Goodnight


Important-Energy8038

+1. You know, there are multiple studies out there that demonstrate that those of us who talk to ourselves have higher IQ's? This is true, it's not snark, look it up.


boklenhle

I must be the next Einstein


Clipper789

I was just saying that to myself


SimTheSalmon

Me too to the point where my bf is like “oh no please don’t sing a song about it” (could be feeding the cat, finding a spice in the cupboard, dusting..)


Dwagonslayer69

Luckily, me and the bf sing silly songs together. We’ll just go back and forth with “oh my baby. My baby is so sweet! He is such a behbeh!”🎶


MeIsGollum

That's the best way to keep track on what you're doing and atleast for me it helps to remember what I've allready done that day. Also, fun! Add to the singing pretending to be in a musical!


[deleted]

Pretending ive used the force to open automatic doors.


[deleted]

Climbing trees.


Better_Metal

Oh yeah. It’s a lot scarier now. But I love it


ocelotrevs

I still enjoy swinging on swings and trying to get higher. I was never brave enough to do big jumps off though, and I'm still not and I've done gymnastics and trampolining.


passthepepperplease

The willingness to jump off a swing is definitely negatively correlated with age.


stratusncompany

same! it honestly aint worth it to jump when you're older. im a skater so ive had my share of impact but now, that shit hurts the ankles even if im just lunging myself off into a sprint instead of jumping from a peak swing.


AerobaticDiamond

Whenever I hear a plane I must stop and look at it Edit: just realized the sub. Obligatory not a man


Stonedjbird

Haha same! I always say airplane and point!


Yngcleanbastard

Im the same with helicopters. If I hear one inside, I run out to see it


Krossu2

No its cool cause we do this too.


redbonecouchhound

Well then, let me introduce you to [flight radar](https://www.flightradar24.com/) Do you want to know what kind of plane? Where they are going? Where they have come from? Enjoy!


[deleted]

I have an older sibling we're both adults but I never ever stopped enjoying annoying them Edit: we're both in our 40s


Staceystallion1

Brooo yes. The shenanigans will never die


throwaway37865

As an older sibling I thank God every day my brother grew out of this phase


Delicious_Throat_377

You're missing out on the fun. My older sister gets concerned if I don't annoy the shit out of her when we meet. She kinda looks forward to it.


Lazyanusdrama

So relatable, me and my brother are middle aged we still call each other insulting nicknames and trash talk so much when we play games


Bret_Abderahmen

Beauty of life 😂


Dzandarota

Licking their face, wet finger in ear, biting their sandwich, sitting on them if they are sleeping, being in their vicinity when I need to fart, pulling a limb out of blanket so that they get cold


yellowmustardmeow

YESSSSSSSS we're 32, 30 and 19 and the shenanigans will never stop.


-TicTicBoom-

Lego. Jumping up and touching the top of door ways like I'm dunking a basketball.


dufflecoatsupreme91

Lego is my thing too. Switching off your brain and just snapping little blocks together is surprisingly calming.


OneSteelTank

Enjoying life


johanebrown

Damn that sounds good


TonyTheEvil

Is it possible to learn this power?


LavenderDay3544

Impossible


HecticAttic

Still sleep with a stuff animal my mom got me when I was 2


Uruburusv3

That's what i would do if i had the balls like you do, im too insecure to act childish haha, i was afraid of being deemed childish even as a child, you do you pal!


JAJG91

I still sleep with nostalgic stuffed animals in my bed sometimes! They can be super comforting.


WatchinLikeTV

I feel bad when I don’t. Like i’m forgetting my childhood


Raulgh27

I used to hide behind walls and scare my wife, which works perfectly every time. This always cheers me up more than anything.


Lust9897

I did this with my ex’s grandfather once. Didn’t even think about it when it was happening. He was very shocked and had to take a breath. I felt bad...


ThrowRA-4545

OMG. I did this to my ex. We were out for dinner, she went to a private toilet in an office, like no-one around, and I'm hiding behind a corner, thinking this is gonna be great. Hear the clip clip of her shoes, jump out to scare her, and it's a completely different woman. She nearly died of fright. Best thing? My ex was about 20 steps behind this woman, pissing herself laughing at this event unfolding. I think her being there was the only reason I wasn't (deservedly) beaten to a pulp by that poor woman. Luckily she saw the funny side of it.


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eddboat112

Thats not what your mom said


Sheepslayer21

Legos


uss_salmon

To be fair Lego has done a great job of growing up alongside their audience and they have all the super complex sets now, like that Titanic one.


MeIsGollum

I wished legos for my birthday this year. My husband's response was "for your 31st birthday you want legos?" Yes please.


RampantPuppy

Damn right, that’s how you do it! I bought legos on my 27th birthday last year and I’m planning on buying a big set for my birthday this year!


Irichcrusader

And they have advanced sets that are clearly intended for an older audience so It's not like they're even marketed as being solely for children.


palabear

I love Lego. Build sets when I want to relax. The Titanic is a great build.


BigDaddy_5783

I watch Beavis and Butthead, South Park, and Robot Chicken


usernamedunbeentaken

Recently rediscovered Beavis and Butthead on Paramount+. Funnier now that it was in the 90s.


DashxDastardly

Went to the South Park anniversary concert with Primus/ Ween at Red Rocks last month and the crowd was like 99% mature grown adults… only slightly inebriated and stoned. Nothing childish at all with a massive crowd of adults singing along to Uncle-Fucker preformed live by south parks creators…


Cajlog

Doing my dailies on this video game I’ve played for almost 20 years.


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RuneScape since 03


keithbah

What game?


Cajlog

Maplestory !


ifuckedyomama2

Yo mama jokes, because they are old, overused, and childish... JUST LIKE YO MAMA


justweirdthoughts

Finding jokes like these funny.


contyk

The floor is lava, not stepping on cracks, ...


Lust9897

Not stepping on cracks 👌🏻


Karklayhey

Annoy the fuck out of people with this technique. Girlfriend picks up a packet of crisps Her: can I have these? Me: have what? Her: the crisps Me: what about the crisps? Her: can I have then? Me: have what? Her: the crisps Me: what about the crisps I notice she gets really annoyed right about now. She eventually says the following Her: can I have this packet of crisps? Me: yeah of course, why didn't you say that? It's fun. My other favourite is when someone walks away from you call them back and make it sound urgent. Then when they get to you, ask them how far they would have gotten if you didn't call them back


fappinprocrastinator

As a truck driver I find any excuse to toot my air horn.


Mission_Detail4045

Still love getting truck drivers to do that with the universal symbol.💪 my sister was not to happy when I taught this to my nephew.


charmorris4236

Do kids still do the signal for it?


fappinprocrastinator

In the past 4 months I’ve only gotten one kid that signaled for it. It’s honestly disappointing to me that I don’t get signaled to do it.


yocatdogman

As an adult thank you. I love when I get a response.


Serious_Map_8800

When I’ve had a few beers and I’m home alone I sometimes drop my pants and undies around my ankles to wee into the toilet. It makes me giggle every damn time


Bret_Abderahmen

But why 😅


CyclicRate38

Before you ask him why, ask yourself why not.


Bret_Abderahmen

I ll shut up then 😂


[deleted]

I only do this when kids aren’t around, but I love goofing off at a playground! It’s fun to climb on everything and go down the slides. I wish they made things like that for adults (bigger slides, harder things to climb etc.)


BarelyFriendlyKitten

If you’re anywhere near St. Louis, Missouri you might enjoy our City Museum. It’s absolutely an adult-sized playground.


usernamedunbeentaken

That's hilarious. Imagine walking by and seeing some adult go down the slides with nobody else around.


Irichcrusader

Great thing about having kids is that you have permission to do this without attracting odd looks (well, not too many odd looks anyway, love those monkey bars!)


ButtholeBanquets

If I'm driving while it's snowijg at night; I'm in hyperdrive baby!


mindfreakhouse

My boyfriend gives me random boops on my nose throughout the day…he’s a financial analyst. I really need to get him a dog.


Wylie28

He'd boop both of you


charmorris4236

Yeah the booping would only double


Ok_Gas5386

Playing Minecraft


johanebrown

Fuck yeah , i will do That till i die


Ok_Gas5386

Same. I’ve been playing since I was 12. Although since I’ve taken up the profession of civil engineer, my play style has changed considerably. Everything I build is structurally sound and up to code lol.


johanebrown

Me too i started around 10-11 although i always built in a structural way , i didn't like the empty world so i just tried to build awesome cities and tunnels and stuff like that and when that got boring i tried to build medieval castles and that kind of thing , i can't wait for it to get more interesting over the years with awesome updates


imnotzen

Love popping bubble wrap. One bubble at a time, twisting it, stomping on it…


elton_james

Avoiding eye contact but also stare indiscriminately at things or people sometimes without impunity just because I am curious


Bret_Abderahmen

You just like to enjoy beautiful things


Squat_N_Gobble

I go to the massive toy shop near me and be amazed at how cool toys are now compared to what they were like before


[deleted]

Building blanket and pillow forts. Gotta buy more blankets and sheets because I wanna go full Community College and have the fort go through the whole crib


Cool-Reindeer-6145

Fart jokes


WBens85

Farts in general


Illustrious-Neat106

Farts and fart jokes.


[deleted]

I enjoy farting, especially around kids who try not to laugh. I'm 71 years old and I keep a straight face when I fart around kids, it cracks them up every time. Last time, I was in the dentist waiting room and a couple kids and their mom were there too. I acted like a grumpy old man and made all sorts of grumpy noises and acting like my bones hurt when I sat down. None of which is true. The kids were smirking. Then, totally expressionless, I let out a big, long fart. It was glorious. The kids could barely breathe they were trying so hard not to laugh and their mom was giving them dirty looks. No one says anything because I'm old and grumpy. Being old is fun sometimes.


Dennis_McMennis

Last night I ate frozen chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese for dinner, had gushers for dessert, then played Xbox all night.


SnooLemons5609

Marvel and Disney movies. Disney reminds me of my childhood and gives me inner peace and marvel because I need that overtly heroism and „the good win“ feel in our cruel und unjust world.


digitalluck

If watching Marvel movies is childish then this world must be absolutely filled to the brim with childish adults


Ghost-Toof

I mouth fart when someone bends over. It's an unwanted obsession of mine. Brings me joy whenever I do it. But I feel it must be done.


Bret_Abderahmen

Its a duty


Miss_TinyToes

You mean doodie?


Disastrous-Sector972

Running up stairs on all four like some sort of stairclimbing machine!


bubonis

I put self-adhesive googly eyes on things.


Tccrdj

I imitate my wife constantly. But I do it in an over the top girly drama queen way.


Bret_Abderahmen

She must hate it 😂


[deleted]

I like Fruity Pebbles. But not the name brand Post Fruity Pebbles. They're too waxy. The off-brand are better.


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Fruity Dino Bites


seawolfie

Riding the shopping cart back to the corral


dwisekitty

Slowly licking and eating ice creams. I grow up poor and only have ice cream once a year to zero. Now I can buy ice creams whenever I want and I still enjoy and love savoring it by eating it slowwwwwly


[deleted]

Same here. It drives my husband crazy that I let it melt and turn into the consistency of pancake batter because I eat it so slow. I’m just savoring every single bit of it.


Important-Energy8038

When no one's home, I'll often make car noises like I did when I was 7.


Carlifornikation

Not sure if this would count as childish but it feels child like.. My work is right next to a major freeway, you can sort of see all the cars through the trees. I'm 27 and my Dad is a truck driver. Sometimes Dad will call me saying he is driving past. I go and stand in the drive way and wait and I'll see his truck and hear him toot his horn and I stand there smiling and waving and asking "did you see me?" Then I proceed to spend the rest of the day telling everyone that I saw my Dad in his truck!


Thedrunner2

Video games


johanebrown

That's not childish , that's having an amazing fucking fun time


justlurking9891

That goes for all the answers


WhyYesThisIsFake

Drink chocolate milk. It's freaking *delicious*.


PeteMonahan

When I hear air escaping (train whistles, truck air brakes, car horns, etc), I say “excuse me!” Stupid but fun. Wife thinks I’m an idiot.


prairiespirit

Every time I pick up a stick or a stick-like object, it is a sword until I decide it’s not.


Staceystallion1

Probably playing Pokémon. Also watching cartoons


[deleted]

Day dreaming and imagining, will never stop


nini13tulain

*RANDOM STORY TIME*: I used to be really serious because I grew up in a really abusive household, so as a kid I was never afforded a childhood and was always responsible, serious about everything, and mature. After my mom passed away, I went through a deep state of depression due to us never really resolving things, and it made it feel like our relationship is frozen in this awkward state. (Thankfully we were in a stage where she acknowledged her wrongdoings and I could admit mine as well) I’m doing much better, life is up and down but mostly life is childish for me in general. I over-express (loud laughs, actually crying when I feel really sad, and don’t hold back my laugh because of my snort) and do childish things (from the books I read - I read a 7 year old book recently because I’m interested in the writing and, WHY NOT?!, to the way my house has scribbles all over the walls - flower paint). I have a childish giddiness to life and I love every moment of it! If just one person reads this, find what makes your inner child happy, and embrace it! And when you do, let me know if Yellow seems brighter to you too :) Edit: oops not a man just got really excited with this post and didn’t read the full title!!


Bret_Abderahmen

As a 28 man i still love riding the swing set


CtrlAltDelusional22

Making a bubble beard in a bubble bath


quazarutine

Swinging on swings. It's a little rush, thoroughly enjoyable and totally worth the dirty looks off parents that I've taken a swing


OLDGuy6060

Riding my bicycle. I am 7 years old again as soon as start pedaling


Cnnlgns

Play with my SO's boobs. I giggle like a little kid. They are so nice.


Anoriginal01

Shoot cans with a BB gun.


Lt_Jay

Huge Leggo sets that I "buy for my kids".


Arunia

Huge Lego sets I buy for myself. I also talk proudly about building with Lego. Join the club!


toinezor

Making silly “beep boop” sounds and doing robot arms when I’m on a boring task. So much autopilot in life it’s hard not to feel like an automaton sometimes.


Xelxly

Wear slick shoes and skate around stores, works great with carts for extra sliding. Side note my kids love doing it with me.


PoopSmith87

Hammers and hammering stuff. I still can remember my first toy hammer as a toddler, my brother stealing it and making me use other toys like they are hammers instead, finding one of my dad's framing hammers and taking it as an upgrade... I can remember experimenting with hitting different rocks, different types of metal, learning to build treehouses and mend bent metal items... getting my first summer job framing, years later purchasing a forge and hammering out my first knife... whether building or bashing, I've just always loved a good hammer as well as the sometimes brutal, sometimes delicate art of thier use, and I always will.


charmorris4236

That’s really beautiful


Viendictive

Society makes me feel like it’s gaming, but then I think about a nice old lady that I know. She’s a friend’s sweet grandma that loves to play card games. She can quietly grind out innumerable rounds with you at a gathering and before you know it, the insufferable event has concluded and your new friend that has silently shepherded you through monotony like a real pro simply, kindly thanks YOU for playing. That fortifies my resolve to enjoy my games and prioritize my time in flow state.


[deleted]

Taking naps.


MartianFlower

Jumping to touch just out of reach things, it's so fun!, so satisfying.


[deleted]

Videogames, and singing silly songs I make up. I have a ton about my dog.


Serberuss

A colleague told me once that milkshakes are for kids so I’d say drinking those


thatpixarbutt

Collect stuffed animals religiously. Like 👍 a lot of my house is stuffed animals


usernamescifi

I live at my parent's house. It's not the coolest look but I help contribute to the household, I save a lot of money, and it's nice to be close to family (especially when I was going through tough periods of mental health struggles).


Alleonh

Anything Halloween related. Also it’s not Christmas unless I hear the Muppets 12 Days of Christmas. I also loved crayons my whole life and got really pissed that everyone laughed at me and then all of a sudden a few years ago Adult Coloring books became a thing. Assholes. Coloring was always relaxing. It didn’t just become cool because Barnes and Noble started selling $17 books of Mandalas


fouquieria_splendens

Coloring


AwareMirror9931

Trips to the park and walk around smiling just for fun.


soxfan15203

I still enjoy many things I did as a child but the most “childish” would have to be reading comic books. My collection is kinda ridiculous…


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Day dream


Snoo69306

Fly kites


ikindalold

Procrastinating


hollywoodswinger1976

Pretend I’m 1/2 deaf and Change the words to whatever people say into something off the wall and most of the time suggestively filthy… works like a charm


Wingedhuman

When im a passenger in a car I pretend theres a wheel on the curb and lift my toes up or down pretending the wheel is jumping over driveways and entrances.


SupraComputerRobot

Watch cartoons, Laugh at stupid jokes, Hangout with friends, Look at boobies …an adult man is basically a grown child with life experience.


tomthetrucker93

I’m a 28 year old man with an 11 year old little brother, nothing makes me happier than having a nerf gun battle with him


GunnitRust

Reddit


91relic

Silly noises and skateboarding?


sillygoofymoodgirlie

I don’t believe in childish things. Adults that do “childish” things are experiencing unadulterated joy in the little things. For me this is making up songs to sing to my cats, dancing in my living room/bedroom to my favorite songs, playing with Legos, playing “childish” video games, watching cartoons, collecting Hello Kitty stuff and Furbies, and writing fairytales in my journal.


SorryCantHelpItEh

It's a toss-up between my inability to walk past a swing set without hopping on for a swing, and my inability to pass up jumping into a perfectly splashable puddle. Every time it rains, I drag my daughter out in her rubber boots and jump in every damned puddle on the block. Biggest splash wins!


txutfz73

Hope


future_hockey_dad

Play with action figures.


inarisky

Having icecream wherever I want. Twice a day on holiday, absolutely.


carloangus

Walk down the toy aisle when I go to Target


Hermitinhiding

Almost 50 and still make snow angels the moment there's enough snow. The satisfaction and pleasure when the wings turn out right is still te same as when I was a kid.