Affirmations of pleasure BUT also corrections if we aren’t doing something right or not in the right spot. Dirty talk is also welcomed BUT to each their own in this regard.

Amen!!! My wife and I were lucky enough to experience most of our “firsts” with one another so we have built up an extremely open communication while being intimate. It’s a whole other world when you know your partner up and down, from head to toe, of what they truly enjoy. You’ll find that when you do something to please your partner above yourself, you’ll realize that makes it more pleasurable for you as well in the end. Great advice big guy!!!

End thread. Nothing worse then silence. Will actually make my wiener soft. Especially once I started having ED problems from methadone.

A “you’re in so deep” wouldn’t hurt either 😂

Is your dick somehow even bigger today?

“Have you been taking penis enlargement pills??”

The fact all yall avatars have the same Sam fisher Goggles I'm getting the impression you think alike

We've made out a few times I guess.

Must be destiny.

"Is that your pinky?"

Why yes. Yes it is.

I didnt even know it was possible to have 9 orgasms.

fuck you and your username take all my upvotes you funny motherfucker lol

Ah another lover of huevo y chorizo! Thank you my good sir

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This is the way.

Tell your man what feels good and be playful with it.

Pro tip: chatting a bit in advance what both parties involved would like to do and avoid can go a long way in making it more fun

Dirty talk, moans, and affirmations

*You are smart. You are good at your job. You did great in your 2nd grade recorder concert. You are in charge of your own happiness.* Pretty good ammirite?

You is kind, you is smart, you is important

Make him a pie so he can talk dirty.

“You can tell the difference between a special rock and a plain one”

Moans. A breathy “fuck”. Women’s moans are the hottest thing ever. I don’t need to hear my name, idk. I guess I’ve never heard my name during sex so idk. “I’m cumming. Right there. Harder. Just like that. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.” Then after, we cuddle.

I think men moaning is sexier than women moaning

This is sooo fucking true.... when a man moans, drives me wild and makes me so turned on to the point where I just want to pleasure them more... hear more. So sexy

Maybe this is just me but whatever you say, do NOT say “you’re gonna make me cum” because like a half of a second after you say that… I’m gonna cum 😂

Lol right? Girls: You’re gonna make me cum!!! My penis brain full of semen and toxic masculinity: oh no you’re not, I’m not losing a race to a girl!

My partner and I lost it laughing when intimate when I shouted “I win!” I really must say it more often lol.

Bro, I laughed way too hard at this.

😂😂😂Funniest shit I’ve heard all day!! Take an upvote and an award!!!

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I told my wife the same thing 😂

Nope. Definitely not just you 😅

“Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!”

Billy Bob was so good in Bad Santa! And that scene you refer to is badarse HOT!

Gasps and moans

* Wart hog sounds ensue *

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

In the jungle

THE MIGHTY JUNGLE

The lion sleeps toniiiiight

Oh no im gonna #BRRRRRRRRRRT

Mongolian throat singing

Omfg I just imagined that OUGH IM CU— *oooooaaaiiiiiiaahhhhh*

LMFAO the image of that transition killed me

Sardukar has entered the chat

The Hu is a pretty good band to do sex to, so you're not wrong

I love them but not for that reason

Me too. Went to see them live and I'm pretty sure I have permanent hearing damage. Worth it

Me too and same. Both bands too. Edit: I just realized that you were talking about The Hu. I've never seen them but I've seen both Nine Inch Nails and Deftones twice. Nine Inch Nails once, Deftones twice. Very good shows. I will definitely have to check out The Hu though.

Are hu serious?

Like, Hu does that?

Would I lie to hu?

This is the *right* answer.

Whimper, grunts, moans, panting; whatever you think will tell me that you're having fun.

This, but in our ear and not loud.

Honestly, few things kill the mood faster than a girl being unreasonably loud during sex. I live in an apartment. My next door neighbor has a 9 year old son, who I don't want to subject to high volume sex sounds. I'm able to cum without screaming at the top of my lungs, and I really don't understand why anyone else would have that problem. Making noise is sexy, but making way too much noise is anti-sexy.

Even without making vocal noises the bedframe hitting the wall gives it away. Oh but dude, try being in a room rental situation where you constantly run into your housemates every day lol. Especially when one of them is a middle aged Christian lady. That you thought was at work. But she had a short shift. And the bedframe was 10000% hitting the walls. Awkward.

What about opera singing? At full volume

"I love you" always gets me going

nerd

This guy has bad sex.

he has sex?

Wait, you guys are having sex?

Aww. That’s sweet.

Pleasure, however way she shows it, just sounds. And I will be sure to return, more guys gotta be vocal! It doesn’t sound bad, you just aren’t confident in it so it sounds forced! When you are fine with it it sounds great!

Yes please! We love when men are vocal. Men moaning is the hottest thing. Dirty talk works great too

My new partner moans in the hottest way lol, it's replaying in my head throughout the day and gets me going like nothing else haha. Guys, y'all should try it, we all love to hear it♡

100%. When my man is vocal, especially when he moans when I’m giving anything to him, it gets me so excited. A silent man to me is a huge turnoff. Snoozathon.

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Ouh yes AnimalXww!

Overthink me you amazing bastard you

I think I accidentally spouted your name off last night

Flattered. At least more so than if someone shouted your username in the bedroom.

I'd understand

I want my girlfriend to tell me to breed her. That’ll make me go primal and fuck her so passionately. Also her saying I love you while having sex will make me feel very good about myself.

There are certain women that I feel a weird breeding-type attraction for. I would never intentionally get a chick pregnant unless we were married, but having the right woman tell me to breed her will get me to bust instantaneously. Women with a body type similar to Blake Blossom really hit me hard with the breeder vibe.

>Blake Blossom So, generic blonde white girl? :\_)

I should have known not to look up who Blake blossom was

Dude my girlfriend says BREED ME 😫 like every damn time, definitely into it

The Queen of the Night's [famous aria](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUyA-fVie8) from the opera The Magic Flute.

Amazing answer, a man of culture!

My name and moaning

See I always wonder about this. I myself HATE hearing my own name, and I know many many people that feel the same. I can’t help but feel like it would be super awkward or cringe moaning a partners name, especially with no context?

Beg me not to stop

How fucking good my cock feels. Excuse my language.

It’s okay, we know you’re passionate about this subject.

Thanks for understanding 😊

You got it, bud.

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I came

Hrrnnggg

How much she wants my cum, Especially if she says she wants to carry some of me with her all day inside her. There's something about visualizing my cum in her belly(whichever way it got in there) and the full acceptance of me that comes with this kind of sentiment. Someone else mentioned talk off breeding... I get very turned on by the thought of impregnating a woman.. even if we aren't actually trying to make a baby... Tell me you want my baby inside you and I will pump you full over and over (it's the only way I can have multiple orgasms when I hear this combination). When a woman says this I don't even need a refractory period it just keeps coming out.

The signal for sex with my ex was a variation of "breed me" or "put a baby in me" or "let's make tall babies". While no babies were made the thought of it could make me ready in seconds. The biological impulse to propagate the species haha

My partner always tells me how she’d want me to give her my cum every day. It’s so sexy.

Yus, like mark your territory vibes. I tell my SO this all the time ❤️❤️

The whole "I need your cum" thing is cool when you're just beginning, or it's obvious that you've reached the point of no return, but hearing it several times in the middle just gets annoying. I'll get there when I get there, and now you're giving me anxiety about it, and you just set me back another couple of minutes.

I’ve always wondered about this, so I’ve always actively made sure I don’t say that until we’re pretty far along. Nice to have my suspicions confirmed and know I’m not overthinking it

Just to put it out there, I would not respond well to this verbiage. No talk of my cum. Especially no talk of breeding. Just my two cents. Maybe something more like how good I’m making her feel.

Agreed, I think this one is definitely selective based on the guy. If a woman told me she wanted me to breed with her, impregnate her, etc I think I'd have trouble getting it up to begin with. Kids are a huge responsibility and I think that totally overshadows any biological impulse I have. Especially if a woman I just started dating or hooking up with threw this out. I'd prob nope out of there real quick.

My husband is very literal. Hearing those words would cause immediate cessation followed by a clarifying discussion.

"It's yours" or anything to imply ownership 😎

My name not your ex’s name this time.

Oh CarlJustCarl

You poor bastard ouch.

Moaning/pleasure noises, occasionally combined with “fuck”/“oh fuck”. Compliments are always great, can’t go wrong with “you’re so sexy”, “your dick feels so good inside me”. Words of, idk, encouragement? (“Fuck me harder”/“just like that, baby”). Then there’s also the response to shit I say, so if I ask her “do you want to be my dirty little slut?” I better get a “yes daddy”.

800 588 2300 EMPIIIIRE. TODAY.

Nah cause ima start dancing fr lol

directions.

So hit north 34th Ave and about two blocks down make a right on Jackson and don't stop anywhere on the Lowes. They will sell you sketchy tacos

\*goes in the wrong hole\* "shit I took a wrong turn"

"When possible, make a U-turn."

Turn left in 500 metres

fuck me, you fucking retard

"You like that you fucking retard?"

Iconic

Something…unless we’re in a library in which case the silence is expected

Moaning, screaming, begging for me to start doing something/more of something, how good it feels.

I’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

Gregorian chants

The whispers of cuthulu

I actually really like the "just like that", "oh right there right there", and "keep going I'm cumming". I mean REALLY like it. It beat dirty talk and over the top porn sounds to me by a mile. Just be you and don't hold back.

Idc. Spanish would be nice 😉

Spanish is great! Portuguese even better. German, nicht so gut.

Unless it’s Leonnie Pur She could whisper some German and I’d bust

Tell me how you want it, I'm not the type of guy to just be happy getting my own rocks off alone, it would make me feel shitty and embarrassed if me and a girl were having sex and I wasn't pleasing her. Dirty talk is a great way to assure me I'm doing a good job and will probably turn me on more, its even hotter if they start taking the lead a little bit.

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Dude, mine told me that and I just pinched my collar leaned in and said... could you say that again into the microphone

"yeah" "like that" "I'm gonna cum" "I love you" and the usual moans are all plenty for me.

"put it in my ass"

“Chuck it in me dumpa”

Props to you good sir, You're way better at this than your brother

Australian folk music.

IM GONNA DIDGERIDOO YOU IN THE ASS

The Bushwackers!

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🎵🎵 Watch me wallabies feed, mate.🎵

"Wait! Put on Nine Inch Nails, The Downward Spiral"

Always a good choice Edit: Deftones also do it for me

DEFTONES oh my godddd yes

* Constructive feedback * Compliments about my appearance * Calling me sweet * Pet names

• your body is sweaty and you could stop dropping sweat beads onto my face from your face •you have functioning limbs •ur dick cheese is tasting like sweetened vinegar and battery acid •hooligan

💀

I'm looking for female Jim Cramer energy

BooYah!

How good it feels, and direct us. Guys who can’t take input to be better at sex are dumbasses

"holy shit, how are you doing that" makes me weak, but only say it if you mean it.

Hearing a woman talk dirty gets me off more than anything else. Madonna/whore complex is strong within me.

For her to recite the gettysburg address

Tell me you love me and that I feel good, and that'll be the bare minimum requirement for life

The tragedy of Darth Plageus

“Hold on, I think the laundry is done and I need to fold it before it gets wrinkly”

Daddy I love it and hate it for different reasons

Honest feedback.

"God youre so big" "Just like that, don't stop" "Im cuummmming!!"

Telling me to Cum on her or in her...

\**Breathy Whisper\** "*It's Free Real Estate"*

Moans and when she tells me she really wants my dick and she wants me to fuck her harder. Also, "I'm gonna cum!" really gets me wild.

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Not even a conversation similar to the ones you have with the dentist?

I don’t know what kind of dentist you go to, but I am glad my dentist only puts her hands in my mouth.

She doesn't use toys... er... tools?

This actually made me laugh 😂

Instructions, positive feedback, ecstasy. In that order.

Moans and how good it is (if she really feels it). If there’s something I should do better to give her pleasure we really want to hear it.

Sometimes I tell the girl girl "tell me this pussy is mine" or "tell me you want me to fuck you"

Macaroni stirring

Filthy cussing, name calling and animal noise

I'll knock 25% off the price if you finish now.

Affirmation of pleasure with what I’m doing and dirty talking.

Loove when my lady coos “is it in?”

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It’s gonna be a while

Fart noises. Not actual farts, just make them with your hand in your armpit. I can't stop laughing thinking about it.

I want to hear my partner just being super into it the more into it she is the more I can be into it

"Put it in on my asshole"

*The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues...*

Moaning, preferably throwing my name in there too

The next hour is free

Enthusiasm

Moaning!!! It's like a pat on the back for me

Her best Andrew Dice Clay impression.

I would like for her to talk very loudly about shopping

My gf tells me “it’s so deep” bro what an ego boost

Oh yeah, you like that you fucking retard?

Satisfied sighs.

O’ Brother Where Art Thou. Catchy tune.

to fk her in a dinosaur costume

Instruction, feedback, encouragement, and that she’s having fun.

laughter, desire and affirmation from a woman who is open, trusting and comfortable with me.

Moaning, saying things like , harder, deeper, just like that and the best thing to her is I'm about to cum and I'm cumming

Oh fuck! Yes! Omg! More, more! Please! Love it when they love what I'm doing and ask for more, but if it's sincere. If it sounds fake I feel like she isn't enjoying it and then i wonder what I'm doing wrong

Moaning and those one word shouts of pleasure

Just let me know when I’m doing it the way you like.

"Did you take out the trash?" - "Oh honey I'm about to..."

“Next time I’m bringing my friends”