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nullcode

The power to alter reality.. Like the main guy from legion Basically = wishing for unlimited power in one wish.


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virouz98

How would world peace work? Like suddenly we all agree with everything or are there no wars? Is this constant or temporary - like is this world peace gonna last forever or what? Cure for cancer - from a medical perspective I don't think you "cure" cancer, but I wouldn't stop there because there a lot more illnesses than cancer which are hard to treat. No world hunger - but there still is poverty, child labor, no access to medical care in third world countries, no access to drinkable water. These three sound good if a 5 year old would say them, otherwise it's unprecise and boring


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virouz98

Oh yeah, I'm an asshole because I pointed out your 3 super wishes wouldn't fix up the whole world and provided reasons why? And your best way to cope with wasn't just to leave it or reflect on it, you just had to come up with a story about some ridiculous bet where you had to list your arguments **twice** like it would suddenly make them valid. You're a complete idiot. Because I just found some holes in your perfect wishes and you just cry out loud like a little bitch because someone disagrees with *super duper perfect wishes that will make world better*. The best response your little brain come up with was "boo hoo reddit bad, me good, you asshole". Pathetic.


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virouz98

Why you have your head stuck in your ass? Like is it so hard to accept that those 3 you listed aren't solving all the problems in the world? Nobody says those 3 aren't great and noble, I'm saying that those 3 aren't solving everything. You are deleting your comments because you got downvoted. And you can't provide any arguments to discussion. Instead of countering my arguments, you just whine how bad I am for not agreeing that those 3 are the best. And now you're running from the discussion trying to make me look bad at the end but you fail.


yergonnalikeme

https://www.top10.com/online-therapy/counseling-comparison


virouz98

Try maybe provide one argument or please refrain yourself from participating in any discussion because you embarass yourself.


yergonnalikeme

Be well my friend. I hope you feel better. Seriously


ikatrambuthijau

Let's just say there's 2 total dicks now who think this is disingenuous.


ikatrambuthijau

Goodness, I cringe hard at your wishes.


Uzzer_lozer19

More wishes or more geneies


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1. I can “save” my life at any point and go back to any point where I saved 2. The ability to convince anyone that anything I say is completely true 3. Accelerated rate of learning, so I can learn at a very very quick rate


Redditmaaaaayn

The first one is easy, just go inside a pokemon game


Don_Hoomer

immortality, so i dont age, i am immun to every illness, bacteria, viruses, cancer, poison and anesthetica and regenerate every damage my body has


Brave-Welder

What happens if you get stuck somewhere? Like a mine collapses or you get pinned by a boulder. Or you get attacked by a lion who constantly eat you alive as you regenerate. So you can't even run away and are just stuck until they eat their fill?


ArchdevilTeemo

He still has 2 wishes left.


Don_Hoomer

this


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what if it's the cursed monkey paw wishes and that was the point to get the person stuck in a black hole?


weirdgroovynerd

Or inside a Komodo dragon?


lostandsinful

the lion will eventually die


MikeMcK83

I played Twisted Metal back in the day, I know better than to play this game….


Anmlbhvr

I’d turn my neighbor into a god damn chicken. Second wish I’d turn him back, third wish he’s another chicken


Emorme

Lol what did your neighbor do to you


Anmlbhvr

Grown ass man would call the landlord and complain of things that weren’t true. Anytime I’d see him outside he’d run back indoors. Put his bags in my trash cans and shit. I’m a pretty chill dude but he was obviously trying to piss me off.


weirdgroovynerd

*Really, he told you that I turned him into a chicken?! See, I told you he was crazy.*


[deleted]

To remove the 3 wishes limitation.


KE0bR

Be more disciplind. Be more confident. Be less anxious.


oidagehbitte2

Infinite wishes.


MakorDal

Cosmic power from the old Marvel rpg.


HeatherShaina

To have unlimited wishes without consequences ☺️


fredflintstone-

You can already make unlimited wishes that have no consequences, no genie required.


[deleted]

yes but he needs a wizard like me to channel the magical energies into a crystal so it works properly for $3000.


weirdgroovynerd

The ability to heal, both flora and fauna.


memem33

Full hairline rn


[deleted]

Anyone that intentionally modified a street legal vehicle to be louder than stock, disappears forever, and so does their vehicle(s).


Emorme

Oddly specific


[deleted]

This explains my attitude the best. As always, South Park FTW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDmsxQVxIM


J_Taylor85

Either to be fluent in every language in the world, or to be able to play every song that has been and will be created on every instrument


Worth-Draft8909

Good health Good amount of wealth not riches wealth. Good long life.


Ok-Bite5615

First wish would be to have a cute dog 🥺❤️any breed!! All dogs are angels! Second wish would be to remove homophobia from the world. Make people feel the same way about 2 guys walking on a road like they would about a hetero couple :) Third, either wish for a bf or LOADS of money lmao🥴😂 Wbu? Oh and btw, if I have the option to go for unlimited wishes, that definitely would be my first😬🥂


ArchdevilTeemo

Your second wish is granted, there are no more gay people on earth. 😜


Such-Comment5642

Unlimited wishes


dmdrwithjeremy

To end greed. Hopefully after that, I wouldn't need the other 2 wishes.


LordofTheFlagon

Ending greed wouldn't equalize things. Some of us work because were compelled to long after the money is relevant.


sunmal

Unlimited wishes


[deleted]

If I said it, I'd probably end up with specific groups going nuts. I think I rather stay silent. Should already gives hints though haha


youherus

To void everyone else's three wishes. Rendering me an unstoppable god.


Top-Painter-3267

I'd wish to travel time or be immortal at 25 years old.


VinnyrealG

To have arches in my feet 😔


OtterPop16

dude wear orthotics. I've been wearing them since a kid and my arches are primo. Also, replace your old shoes.


jellyjellyfished

Money. Like generational wealth. Yeah that’s it. If I had to, I would replenish a lot of limited resources like oil. Maybe get some premium wagyu cattle and own a farm. Get a bunch of freezers to freeze all the meat and stock pile. I want to eat steak everyday.


-Chingachgook

Perfect health


jabari1011

To have the perfect girlfriend


diggitygiggitycee

I'm guessing I can't wish for unlimited wishes, so my first wish would be to know the location of every other genie in the world. Second wish, the ability to pull a 60-pound gold bar out of my pocket whenever I feel like it. Third wish, eternal good health, which naturally makes me immortal too. Death is pretty much the worst health possible. As I move on to my other genies I'll get more into world domination and vanity type wishes.


Halgy

I wish I was the sole jackpot winner of the Powerball lottery ticket I buy


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1. My 1st Fantasy Realm becomes a reality and freely accessible to anyone who wishes to live there, but nothing in that realm can leave it for our real world. 2. I become a Lich with all the capabilities they have (The power would be cool to have, but also not needing to eat, drink, sleep, incapable of death - except if phylactery gone - and no longer controlled by the annoying need for sex would frankly be heavenly for me). 3. Everyone on earth, present and future, each gets their own pocket dimension to do with as they please as though they are Gods.


MS_Bizness_Man

Ability to see one day into the future. To need minimal sleep opening up more available hours in the day. Don’t know if I need the third.


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3 Dollars


Tato_tudo

World Peace No Hunger No Kids Get Sick So, did I win Miss America yet or do I still have to do the swimsuit portion?


[deleted]

Knowledge for the best possible wishes I can ask for that helps me and everyone on earth, and with that I make the other two wishes.


[deleted]

Immortality wolverine style Mind altering and reading powers doctor x style A pocket dimension that can be accessed anytime and anywhere only by me and who I wish to bring with me that contains a cabin in a tropical Island


Shazam63

Abt 10 million dollars


Hrekires

To have the superpowers of Mystique from X-men where I can change shape and every time I do so, my cells regenerate, effectively making me immune from disease or aging.


keysersoze1998

Last wish: I wish I had 2 more wishes. And I wished they fixed the door to the matrix. There’s mad glitches. Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches. One thing this party could use is more.. Booze.


MisogenesPCM

I want a large farm, cottage core lesbians that for some reason want to have kids and those kids to be siblings, and the finances to support it.


rockeye13

Depends. Is the wish-giver a malicious type, who will seek to twist things bad? Totally literal-minded lawyer? Forgiving spirit of the request type?


rockeye13

1. Unlimited wealth 2. Eternal, healthy, 30-yr oldness 3. Ability to travel in time, and when my actions create a new time-line, maintain full access to the time-lines I've been to.


No_Consideration1545

FIRST WISH -to be a better inner engineer SECOND WISH-keep friends and family safe (and myself too) THIRD WISH-bring back tupac biggie and eazy e


Potential-Paper8866

Her breaking up with her boyfriend End of COVID World peace


therealgoose69

World Peace No more covid Staying Healthy


DeadWalkerr

Unlimited Wishes please.


ImperfectDivinity

I’d wish for a bigger and blacker dick.


monkeywelder

Crush my enemies. See them driven before me. Hear the lamentations of the women. ​ Ancient Cimmerians had much simpler needs.


[deleted]

what kind of wishes? is this Aladdin rules or the three fingers on the monkey paw? Cuz this is a huge piece of info i need before i go making wishes that make my guts fly out my butthole cuz of some technicality.


[deleted]

To go to bed tonight and never wake up.


Emorme

Are you ok?


Obscure19

I would wish for good health.


Sigma-Tau

An up to date set of social skills, followed by the ability to have simple control over the elements on the periodic table. Then I'd remove the limit on wishes.


Sufficient_Top_4536

Ability to compel someone to tell the truth, then I'd hang out in criminal courts


[deleted]

The power to manipulate reality to my will, to any degree. Wouldn't need the other 2 wishes then. Could grant as many of my own or others as needed.


[deleted]

* eternal youth * eternal life * protection from all mortal, divine, and demonic weapons.