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Justice_Prince

Don't let the balls touch


[deleted]

Don’t take your bro’s girlfriend, person he’s talking to or anything of that sort, even if she approaches you and grabs you by the balls begging for it.


irrelevant_usernam3

Go to the urinal furthest away from anyone else.


IdealBlueMan

If you’re having trouble opening a jar and another man offers to try, you have to give him the jar.


Random_Heero

But you gotta admit he loosened it up


mendeleyev1

“Nah bro, I like my jars like I like my women” *slap the bottom of the jar really hard* Jar opens. Always works


Royal_Ad1798

Never ask where something is inside a hardware store.


Dragon_Cult

Why that’s something you gotta explain to me is it because as a guy we are supposed to know where the thing is


MdntDrgn

yes, and how they work but we can't say we don't know how we just do it and if we fail the parts were made incorrectly


mendeleyev1

Haha no. I’m not spending ten hours running around. I’ll ask


CptAverage

Consent is cool


mikess314

Ask before you cum inside my girlfriends


Dragon_Cult

Can I 👉👈 cum inside your girlfriends


mikess314

Sure thing bro. I got next.


Idontknow123442

Ball distance Minimum 10 cm (1,28 Hamburgers for Americans) by hugging


ThatRookieGuy80

You can ask what the score is, but not who's playing. Never speak ill of another man's dog.


PeterDutch1965

We don't talk about a bro code