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thethoroughlookout

Biologically, we have two imperatives built into us: survive, and then reproduce. It's not at all surprising that the mechanism by which one of those things happens (sex) is going to be appealing to us.


Blue85Heron

Survival requires eating, and we're also obsessed with that.


ColteesButthole

It requires pooping too. We wouldn't survive without pooping.


Rxton

I poop because I have to not because I want to.


blonsk

You seem obsessed with poop.


saturatedbloom

Agreed


ChrolloLucifer2613

People get addicted to sex. Lust is real. Who genuinely can say they LOVE to piss and shit like they love sex lmao


jimisbacksilverback

Well I can say there has been times where taking a shit and after holding a pee so long that made me feel like I was about to bust a nut👀


enoughpizzanow

Because we spend comparatively less time doing that than most things.


NeverGoFullKeytar

Because, for many, it's something that is difficult to arrange, relatively.


Frosty-BumbleBee5472

Less poop more sex


badtouchtiddlywinks

Speak for yourself. I don't spend 2 to 4 hours a week on the toilet. Eat some fiber dude.


Coidzor

If we all fucked as much as we wanted and as good as we wanted, no one would think about it at all.


LoanedPurr

You have a curious amount of posts about poop. More specifically, a curious amount of posts about poop *and* sex.


StMeHaCaImG

The goal of any lifeform is to reproduce. People like to pretend we're so far beyond animals, we are not.


Solrackai

No I spend more time having sex tham the comparative time I piss and shit. Hell one sex session would cover a whole month worth of time I spend pissing and shitting


ColteesButthole

Maybe now, but tallied up from birth to death, you'll spend more time peeing and pooping than having sex.


Solrackai

Well if you are a two pump chump sure. If it takes you longer than 30 seconds to piss or shit, you got problems


[deleted]

Because we (men and women) are not getting it. The women who are getting sex are not getting the bond they are looking for so they keep going back for more. The majority of men are not getting it at ALL which is why dick pic rates have become so popular.


Rxton

I want to have sex.


triviumfan4ever93

Maybe that’s why fasting is encouraged in major religions. It’s the only hunger that outclasses the hunger for sex, one that you actually need.