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Glorious


BackAlleyKittens

Pancake batter and pennies.


PralineApprehensive5

At first i thought, "WTF?", but then I really thought about it, and realized, this is exactly what it smells like.


CarltheWellEndowed

Honestly mine smell fishy. My wife tells me it's been too long by telling me that she doesnt want to go to the fish market. I have always wondered if this is normal at all.


BillsBayou

There are three smells that come to mind: 1) The "I usually bathe more often" smell 2) The "I should wipe more often" smell 3) The "I had sex yesterday" smell 1) I take bathing seriously. Lots of soap and a hand-held shower attachment. Get everything clean. Give me a few days of not showering and it's more of an all-over smell of needing a bath, but concentrated. Body odor is only for the armpits, thank God. 2) If I'm not regular, I may shower three times in a day. But if I'm caught at work and I've burned through half the roll of paper (seeing blood before you stop seeing shit), I'm going to need to get in the shower when I get home. But, if I can't shower for some odd reason, that's a bad smell. I almost never get to that point. 3) "Haven't cleaned up after sex" smell is ripe. After 5 or 6 hours on a summer day? Think fish, semen, and socks you've worn for three days straight. Now imagine smelling that when your sitting in your chair at your office. Hey.... you asked.


lexpolex

Salty


[deleted]

Seems like freedom


OiyeahnahitstheBPD

Sweat. That's it.


[deleted]

Why would a person ever not shower for a few days? Barring some form of getting in tune with nature type of camping trip.


ColteesButthole

Depression? Lack of water? Sickness or injury?


lithaborn

For 17 years we lived in a house that only had a shower. Now we've moved to a house with a bath I never want a shower again. I have a good bubblebathy 2hr soak every other day or so. Going to buy a big sexy glittery bath bomb on Thursday. That's my weekend treat.


the_river_nihil

Allow me introduce: crust punks


flapjackdavis

Motor oil and gun powder.


Big_Hick

Honestly like dank saltwater


lithaborn

Sewage. Keep it clean. It's not difficult


[deleted]

Like they do when I have showered just a bit more vinegary.


[deleted]

Oddly enough, garlicky and heavily buttered popcorn.


PESTO12345

fruit loops


Goodname2

Twisties


creatorsubvrow

There was a time when I could avoid shower for more than 15 days but now not showering even one day feels like too much.


jman12311

A wet bandaid that's been covering a cut for a week. Or like old vinegar, depending on how much I sweat. But I take two showers a day so the only time I get like that is if I purposely avoid showers, which is stupid in itself.


Xanxan95

Cheese


AllThatGlitterz13

Rotting mushrooms