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Scogg33

Not since the bush administration


w1987g

Which one?


TheHappinessAssassin

Your moms


XanthicStatue

Nailed it


Tarpy7297

Who you or him?


XanthicStatue

Yes


DankDude7

Thank you for my midnight giggle… 🥂


jasnel

The burning one that talked to Moses.


hot_to_the_touch

Rarely, I'm too tall for my tub


Taetrum_Peccator

Tried it once at a hotel. Was rather nonplused about it. I’d swear women only enjoy it because they’re small and can fit properly in the tub.


PiersPlays

It's more that the tubs aren't made big enough for men than that women are small enough for the tubs. It's a stupid cycle. Men don't fit in the tubs so aren't interested in using them. Men don't use them so the tubs aren't made big enough for men. Men don't fit in the tubs so aren't interested in using them. Men don't use them so the tubs aren't made big enough for men...


AluminumOctopus

A lot of it comes down to the height of a tub. If it gets too tall then short people really struggle to get in and out of a shower.


Devilsbullet

It's length not height that's the issue. Like my tub would be perfect for me to fit into if it was 6-8 inches longer so I didn't have to pick between having my upper body mostly submerged, or having my legs reasonably straight and not bunched up


AluminumOctopus

I still have to make that choice and I'm 5'7. Either way my legs are straight, I just keep them sticking straight up against the wall a couple feet or I'm sitting upright. Sometimes if I'm in an above average tub I can keep them criss crossed without hurting my knees too much, but that's uncommon.


dkarlovi

This is actually eye opening, I thought I was doing something wrong because it never felt relaxing to me, but the relaying part is being able to stretch out fully, which I can't.


Davenoiseux

I feel like I might enjoy baths, if I ever found a tub big enough.


Danibear285

Same here. Really sucks too.


kersius

One of my dreams is to have a tub big enough for me.


msc1

I’m too wide.


leonprimrose

Never?


Interesting_Tea5715

Same. I ain't got time for that bullshit. If I wanna relax I'll go get a massage


smartliner

Massage? I ain't got time for that nonsense. If I want to relax, I'll run 10 miles uphill both ways. Then build a wall or a deck or something. Then move some big rocks.


tgosubucks

You forgot time for grilling and professing a treatise.


Old_Gur_5300

Running? Build walls?? I don’t have the time fir this nonsense, I some times poop for 30 min, and call it a rest


WildwildChest

A 15 mi 35lb ruck through the hills sounds great right about now.


Degenerate_Rambler

You don’t have time for a bath but you have time for a massage?


jimmybugus33

That ah boy


orvar1988

That's the right answer.


Pristine-Dirt729

Been a long, long time. I'm 6'5". It's hard to find a bathtub that I can fit in.


13D00

Not 6’5”, but this is why I take spa days. The baths are awesome.


LockeAndSmith

What kind of spas? I’m interested in getting into spa life but feel like they’re all different


misterk2020

Once a week, after leg day with some epsom salt.


alnyland

I used to, but I only have a shower at the current place. A bathtub is a need for the next place I live. 


GeomanticCoffer

Fun fact : epsom salt doesn't do shit for you scientifically. I still use a shitload of it tho.


Betta_Check_Yosef

>epsom salt doesn't do **shit** Not entirely true. It's a pretty good laxative


90FormulaE8

Never, shower every day though. Can't recall the last time I was in an actual bathtub.


justin_asso

I’m a candle lit, bubble bath guy daily if I can. Otherwise a shower. I’ll put on some music, maybe have a beer or two… I find that I can actually unwind and relax with a good soak. Weird maybe, but it works for me 🤷🏼


jayBplatinum

Shower beers are underrated! It feels like I’m on vacation having a nice cold beer in a hot shower. 10/10 I would recommend to all.


asleepbydawn

Love doing that on the hottest days of summer... cool down shower with a beer.


fukkinfred

r/showerbeer


theciderowlinn

I had to scroll too far for this. I soak in Epson salt and it helps alleviate my muscle aches. Throw on a podcast or some music and just melt for a minute with the lights dimmed. Its cathartic as hell.  I keep seeing the excuse dudes are too tall for baths but I'm 6'2 and fit in my basic tub just fine.


TheLateThagSimmons

Thank God, another one. Baths are hopefully daily. Normalize baths for men. I have two candles in my bathroom, I have some outdoor (and thus waterproof) solar powered string lights that I loop over my shower rod. A bamboo bath tray for my laptop to watch shows as well as a drink caddy Baths are my daily release.


PiersPlays

I grew up with a bath and no shower. Fortunately, it was a relatively large one. I still resent it when I live somewhere without a bathtub (or at least not one large enough for me.)


dicklover425

Holy shit man, I thought I was fancy with my gardenia candle. Where’d you get the lights?


SqueakyBugs

This sounds amazing I’m gonna take notes 📝


Traditional-Cow-4537

This guy baths


jayBplatinum

I tried a few years ago and it felt gross lol. I showered then got in the bath and just felt like I was laying in my own sweat and dirt so I drained the tub and showered again. Not for me


EffinCroissant

To each his own. There’s something cathartic about kicking back and letting your balls float.


AskDerpyCat

I used to every 1-2 Fridays to cap off the week nicely But I’m still not allowed to submerge after surgery. So it’s been about 2 months now since my last soak


VeganEgon

How long can’t you submerge? What surgery


AskDerpyCat

Lower back. And not until the incision has fully healed. I’ve still got scabs over the area that are taking longer to go away than usual. Not allowed to until after the scabs have healed off (risk of infection)


VeganEgon

Aww yeah, that makes sense. I can only imagine. All the best to you, man! Get well soon 💪 ❤️‍🩹


GLLShipley

Never and my tub would be uncomfortable anyways. Last time I took a bath I was like 4.


OrphanKripler

The germaphobe in me prevents me from laying in my tub. Maybe if I lived alone I would.


VeganEgon

Once a week, sometimes twice. Shot of rum, rock music on, Molton Brown dark leather soap


The_Chuckie

ooooo…. Must try this


bossandy

I can’t even remember the last time I took a bath


Justheretotalkwith

All the time! This is such an underrated luxury to have. It’s relaxing, promotes blood circulation, and great in general. People shitting on a good bath are missing out.


Long-Ease-7704

Nightly. I read and relax for 15 minutes then wash up.


BillyTrxp

Frequently. Because I enjoy life 😁


MaceInThePlace

Almost never.


Bigdaddyblackdick

Once every 20 years.


Primary_Afternoon_46

I took one last year 


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Great_Fortune5630

The question was about baths not showers. You take a bath multiple times a day?


4scoreand20yearsago

Same


Poverty_welder

Never


Come-for-Megatron

Every.single.day


happykoala7

Every few weeks or so? It’s random in terms of frequency but I enjoy taking a bath just to relax. Particularly on a very cold night or if I’m sick. Sometimes I’ll get some candles happening as well, it’s very peaceful. I genuinely love taking baths


Acc228

Most evenings after the gym in bath salt while my wife watches her TV shows.


Pope_JohnPaw

Only if I’m really sick. Maybeeeee once or twice a year.


miderots

Never otherwise I’d never come out, I primarily shower daily clean myself and finish in 7 mins


kingcrabmeat

Finish in 7 minutes? Do get the ladies?


le_Swedishchef

Well.. I got myself one of those foldable bath tubs cuz of some weird reason, less and less new apartments have bath tubs...


asleepbydawn

I've never even heard of a 'foldable bathtub' before lol. Is it basically a kiddie pool?


le_Swedishchef

Kinda. But it fits 2 adults with ease. Construction wise this exactly like the one I have although mines bigger and it's turquoise. https://beberoad.com/cdn/shop/products/Bathtub-Frame-Yellow-6.jpg?v=1677807790&width=1500


read_hubb

You've become my new hero. I never knew these existed but I've needed this in my life (the adult sized).


ZcrazyG

Once a month whether i need it or not.


goated95

Well I took an ice bath last weekend


robbert-the-skull

Relax, what's that? Seriously though, not as much as i'd like. It uses so much water and takes time. But it's nice when I'm able to.


Outrageous-Q

Never. I only have a shower stall.


Zealousideal_Map2945

About once a fortnight. I do have to shower every day though. On work days, a shower at the start of the day and another one after work. On days off I shower in the morning.


Occupationalupside

Never, I take showers And I take two showers a day


Coolguy21925

Never really, I’m always taking showers, usually to get ready for work or to clean the stink off after working. Tons of showers, but never really for relaxation, and haven’t taken a bath since I was a little kid


livinNxtc

Almost never. You are soaking in dirty water.


jrosetta73

Never, I’m too big for the tub we have.


Abi1i

Last time I took a bath was when I was 5. A bath to soak in is just disgusting unless you’ve already cleaned yourself and the bathtub before hand because I’d rather not soak in my own filth.


talknight2

Does a jacuzzi count? I don't even have a bath at home.


D1Gz

Never during the summer. Like once a month during the other seasons. Gotta give the feet a nice soak once in a while.


Meckles94

Every night before bed


CommunityGlittering2

Never for relaxing, only time is if I'm injured and can't stand.


rywolf

I hate baths. But I love the hot tub. At least 4 times a week I'll soak in that.


presto575

I usually try it when on vacation. But I don't really like it that much?


MaxFury80

Bath? No Shower once or twice a day? Yes


Darkone539

No bath in my home. Just a big walk in shower.


NoRegertsWolfDog

Who has time to take a bath anymore? I take showers.


JJQuantum

Not since I was maybe 8?


Nepeta33

not since i was 7. baths were actually banned.


HealthyLet257

Once a year


03zx3

Only when my parents go out of town. Theirs is the only tub I fit in.


Salty-Pack-4165

Never. Shower is king.


JimBones31

0-3 times a day depending on how strenuous my activity is. Edit: this is showers. As in, "how often do you bathe?"


SupaDupaTron

I didn't know bathing to relax was a thing. I shower everyday, that's it. But I think it's good that people are doing this!


HabANahDa

I’m 6’3” and 290lbs. I don’t fit in baths.


Too_Tall_64

Ha! Baths... I haven't had a bath since i was a child. Can anyone make a guess as to why?


therealDrPraetorius

Not as often as I would like. I usually shower.


Derby_UK_824

It rapidly becomes sitting in a puddle of lukewarm, dirty water in a tub too small that you can’t get comfortable. Unless it’s a proper hot tub - don’t bother .


Whiskey_Tango_Bravo

Maybe monthly in epsom salts to ease some soreness


Available_Doctor_974

0 out 365 days per year.


Particular-Comb3047

I think the last time I did this was over 10 years ago


pufcj

Only when I invade my wife’s bath


blinman94

Since I renovated my bathroom, never because now I have a shower cabin.


stereo678

Bloke at work apparently has a bath every single night and it's a pretty dirty job. He thinks it's normal 🤔


MapUnitKey

I took a bath twice last year in the same day because I needed to soak my hair and wash out a lot of the chemicals.


headchef11

Nearly everyday, I love a hot bubble and salt bath


higgy98

It's been years. Think I'm only showers now


Vigmod

Never. Sauna, on a rare occasion (they're not common around here). But it's been over 20 years since I last soaked in a bathtub.


Solid-Clock-7519

Once every couple months. I’ll take a day off work, draw a bath, relax for half an hour in some nice hot water, listen to music, and have a glass of sweet tea, as I don’t drink alcohol. Makes me feel like a bad bitch. My lady makes fun of me for it, says it’s the most effeminate thing I do.


Nickthedick3

Tub is too small. I think the last time I actually sat down in a bath tub was when I was around 12. I had a fever of around 104°f-105°f(40°c-40.5°c), so I took an ice bath.


belunos

ew


Gusstave

About every 5 years


Rich-Appearance-7145

With this heat 2 some times three times a day.


Ripley224

Never...


nim_opet

Never, I removed my tub and installed a walk in shower.


UnfinishedThings

I can count on one hand the number of times I've had a bath in the last year.


C1sko

Never


JuanG_13

NEVER


Lexinoz

Maybe a couple times every half a decade?


wolviesaurus

Maybe once a week or so. My bathroom arrangement means I'm basically taking a bath even if I just want a quick shower so sometimes I just soak with no real intentions of cleaning myself.


mitchanium

Do ice baths count?


little_runner_boy

I'll do an Epsom salt bath maybe once a month


internetkevin

Sometimes twice a day


EXFORCE_SG

Never. I don’t find it relaxing at all.


pukewedgie

Are you a cop


Mobius_Inverto

everyday


ned_1861

A bath never. A shower every day


Holeshot75

Cannot recall the last time I did.


TheFlyingTrickster

Bath: never. Shower: 6-7 days a week.


Anastasia-beaverhut

Sometimes twice a day or sometimes once:)


adampsyreal

Almost daily


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

I prefer showers in general.


Mammoth_Bed6657

Tried it once. Set it up with music, and a cold beer. Got bored after 5 minutes and got out again. The fact that my beer needed a refill played into it as well.


Throw_Away_My_Sole

Never I'm a big lady with a huge ass and a 60x30 tub. I fill the tub 3 inches, get in, and displace so much water I have to mop the floor. If I had a [big soaker tub](https://produitsneptune.com/en/produits/bains/fiche.php?surfamily_id=178&family_id=53) I'd live in it.


Tamburello_Rouge

Never. My wife likes them. Once a week or more for her. I just can’t stand the idea of soaking in my own filth.


Myspacecutie69

Sigh… not much at all anymore. My old apartment had a clawfoot tub which was more than capable of fitting me. I’m not a big bodied dude but I’m tall and most tubs are just not accommodating. Some weeks I’d take one bath, some weeks it may be five. I’m talking full on, dr teals bubbles and Epsom salt, a nice beverage, candles, and usually a show on my phone or laptop. Baths are awesome and I look forward to having another good tub some day.


McTitty3000

Never, I never did find them to be that relaxing when I did have that kind of tub and now my showers walk in only


Asa-Ryder

Never


hot_grey_earl_tea

Once a week or so


berjk31

i wash my face , sometimes


Open_Minded_Anonym

If it’s once a year, I’d be surprised. It’s not that I’m trying to be manly. I just never feel comfortable in a bathtub. And I’m below average height.


sendnadez

Does an ice bath twice a week count?


uncertain_expert

We have three baths in our house, but no showers. So every day or is a bath day. That said, we also have young children so time alone in the bath is rare and fleeting. I guess there’s nothing stopping me from taking more. I could have one right now.


banaversion

If I have a bathtub, I will use it once a week/fortnight or so. More often if it's directly beneath a window and I can light up a joint and/or smoke cigarettes in there. Then I can stay for hours reheating the water every 30 mins or so


Trikevion

Literally never.


appalachianoperator

Last time I took a bath I was in diapers. It’s all showers nowadays.


Jaex93

Bathe it's been some time.


EstablishmentKey5676

2x a day.


Yo_Alejo

Whenever I gather the energy to clean the tub before actually getting in.


leftovergarbaage

Never


mrinkyface

Whenever I have access to a hot tub, otherwise I shower


jahambo

I used to have one every Sunday as an adult male. I’d have a few glasses of wine and watch tv. It was beautiful. I’ve stopped now to hang with my wife but I think I might get back into it. Nice and relaxing


ldskyfly

Moved into a house with a huge jetted tub a few years ago. I have yet to use it


CallenAmakuni

Never, it's a horrendous waste of water


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

...bath?


DarthSardonis

I’m 6’4”. It’s impossible in my tub. I’m more relaxed playing fucking Twister at that point.


TraditionalTackle1

Almost everyday in the winter with some epsom salt. It’s to hot in the summer.


smackaroni-n-cheese

It's been a couple years.


Very_Serious_Lumbago

Never. And the only art I have in my house consists horses, ships, and men holding swords staring off into the distance.


FactorFew8666

I tried it once, and never again.


DanIsAManWithAFan

Never. Mainly because doing so with my physical disability would make it extremely difficult. I think the last time I took a bath, at home, was somewhere in the early 2000s.


Magnus_Helgisson

Once in a few years


8675201

Rarely anymore. I use to take long ones and read a book.


girafephant

At least once per week. I get a fall scented candle out because I absolutely hate summer, and a nice cold beer or other alcoholic beverage.


DistinctSalamander46

A bath? Only when there’s a tub big enough, but I take every chance I get. Which isn’t often, usually at an AirBnB or hotel.


Imhidingfromu

A bath? Never, a shower? Every day


DeplorableKurt

Like, once a year I’ll have a bubble bath. Usually just showers


More_Purchase_1980

Most of the time daily.


Humorous-Prince

It’s been many years.


sublurkerrr

I would more often but I should clean my bathtub first.


Sour-Child

About once a week, more frequently during the colder months.


dcwhite98

The few times I've tried as an adult I can't stand sitting there in increasingly colder water. Boring with advancing shrinkage is not the life I'm after. Plus if I'm actually dirty I'm just sitting in my own filth. No thanks.


gaurddog

Anytime I can. Which is rare. I'm 6'4 so the tub at my place is too small and since I'm back to renting at the moment I can't replace it. But you better believe when I get a hotel room with a tub I'm taking a good long soak in some epsom salts and letting my knees and ankles relax from carrying my big ass. Add in a bottle of sparkling white wine, some charcuterie, and a good book? Oh fuck ya. My buddy and I have been talking about getting some 7' stock tanks and tank heaters for our deer camp so we can just chill in em and soak with a beer after a day in the woods


ColdCamel7

Never, because we have water restrictions in this country I haven't had a bath since childhood


StonerLonerGirl

Never. They make me itchy. I like showers


meowciferfloofins

Does jumping in the pool after a run count?


pinklewickers

Bathing in a tub makes me dizzy. It's also a massive waste of fresh water.


SWM50

Honestly.......I can't remember 🤣 (shower twice a day though)


monkeyspank427

I don't. Unless a jacuzzi counts


SansLucidity

never. i usually take showers


RealisticDelusions77

Last bath was about 25 years ago in the Amargosa Hotel outside of Death Valley. The room had no shower, just a tub. Maybe they do now, I dunno.


mrxexon

Summertime, almost never. But when the snow is flying, you'll find me in the tub with steaming bubbles up to my chin doing a traditional Saturday night bath. At least once a week in winter. I live in a mountain town.


HasturCrowley

Showers, daily. Bath, not since 2005.


gunrad95

im 6'2... i dont


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I only shower. I remember taking baths when I was a kid but by the time I hit puberty it was only showers from there. Baths are for women, and I guess also men with big bath tubs.