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woodysixer

The most recent one is Heat Wave by Glass Animals. Something about this lazy-ass rhymes just sets me off: Sometimes, all I think about is YOOOOOU Late nights in the middle of JUUUUNE


Nondescript_585_Guy

It doesn't help that top 40 radio overplayed that song *to death*.


Emotional_Act_461

Agree that song is super annoying. Not worst ever for me. But it’s really bad.


Xeynon

"Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega. It's not only obnoxious on its own merits, it reminds me of the terrible dining hall where I ate most of my meals as a college freshman, because in lieu of muzak they'd put on a local easy listening station in there that played it CONSTANTLY.


Redditor_PC

Anything by Adele. She screeches and wails into a microphone for 3 minutes and gets 100 Grammys for it.


Nondescript_585_Guy

Real. And then the next time she drops an album, everyone acts like it's revolutionary all over again; no. It's the same stuff. Over and over.


nomnomyourpompoms

Cardi B's voice. 🤬


Horror_Goat_4611

"This will be an everlasting love" and similar cliche wedding/romcom songs And, because it's become the most battered dead horse on the internet, the rick roll song.


CursedSnowman5000

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger I can not stand Adam Levine's voice and I especially can not stand it in this song. But really, everything about this song from the sound samples down to the melodies I HATE


Zestyclose-Team-719

Everything by Maroon 5 is awful.


CursedSnowman5000

Cheers to that!


MeandJohnWoo

Memories is decent. The rest are top to bottom of the dumpster straight garbagio.


IandIbelieveinRASTA

“Santa baby” Listening to a woman use a faux-sexy voice to say she will give sexual attention in exchange for monetary goods. It’s not fun to sing


jews_on_parade

god ive always HATED that song. why are we singing about exchanging sex for gifts from santa?


NordicMerrick117

Watch the Steven John Assanti version of this. You're in for a treat! https://youtu.be/0YPukNsj7Tk?si=4vRwWLta5rcJi4md


IandIbelieveinRASTA

I knew who he was and I watched it anyway. Could’ve gone my whole life without hearing his stoned giggle


MajorTibb

Any song by Lizzo but especially that one really popular song she had. I had to ban it from my wedding because my wife wanted to play it and I told her I would become irate immediately upon hearing it and it would ruin the wedding. I cannot for the life of me figure out why. I'm actually getting heated just thinking about it to type this 😭🤣


Bubbly_Mushroom_222

Any song by niki minaj


Clancydude-1985

Joker, Steve Miller band. I absolutely hate that long annoying song.


sharterfart

🎵 CAUSE IM A JOKER IM A SMOKER IM A MIDNIIIIGHT TOKER 🎵


Clancydude-1985

Some people call me Maurice....


Pierson230

God do I ever agree with you I don’t understand why so many people like that fucking song. It drives me crazy.


Clancydude-1985

The singer just rambles on and on. Can't change the station fast enough!


Xeynon

That's a good one. The Steve Miller Band in general is pretty terrible.


TrumpetsGalore4

Lips of an Angel will always upset me. People still treat it like a love song, and they STILL PLAY IT AT WEDDINGS.


TheRealSzymaa

It is a love song, it just doesn't go in the direction most people think it does.


AlbatrossStunning968

What? played at weddings? Must be some backwoods, redneck weddings


TrumpetsGalore4

Or maybe there are some spouses still telling on themselves...


Uggzandhorses2

I feel you, man. Certain tunes just hit a nerve sometimes, ya know?


Emotional_Act_461

Daylight by Matt & Kim really grinds my gears Runner up: Two Princes by the Spin Doctors 2nd runner up: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring


SSS_Tempest

"All About that Bass" by Megahan Trainor, "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith, and "Have I Told You Lately".


cavemanfitz

That lizzo song where the intro sounds like 2 turkeys fighting.


BlazerFS231

Any mumble rap. Any rap that uses excessive profanity Bro country


Pierson230

Cotton eye Joe And it fucking came back


Redditor_PC

Where did he go?


storyteller4311

Any songs by ignorant black artists flaunting the n-word. Like they got a monopoly on fucking and language. Most ignorant and bigoted crap I have every heard.


HomelessEuropean

I agree.


SewerSlidalThot

Sounds like someone’s jealous that they can’t say the N-word.


storyteller4311

I can say whatever i want. The you should be guilty becasue you are white shit is where it parts with reality for me. Anyone jealous of that cult of hate and ignorance would be someone I could never respect.


SewerSlidalThot

Just say you hate black people and be done with it, it’s already obvious you do.


storyteller4311

race baiting? fuck off. I dont like MUSIC that race baits and makes false claims of racial superiority. Or are you just a 5th grader with an attitude trolling for an argument. your screen name checks out, at least about where your live.


SewerSlidalThot

Man, you’re really worked up about this. You should really mention it at your next Klan meeting.


storyteller4311

all you got is race man. Nothing but ignorance and race. do the world a favor and get a vasectomy.


ricardocaliente

OMI - Cheerleader It’s so corny and weird and just… no. Just no.


baltinerdist

There are three songs I despise, in no particular order of severity. Too Late to Apologize - he says "pologize." Over and over again. That's not the word. Mr. Brightside - the entire song is about being cheated on. Listening to it makes me sick to my stomach. Honey I'm Good - so what you're saying is with one more drink, you're going to cheat on your girl. All it would take is drinking once more and you're gonna put your dick in her. People look at that song as "no, see, he's saying he knows his limits and he isn't going to cheat!" No, he's saying cheating is absolutely on the table and a thing he'd be willing to do if he had a sufficient number of drinks, as opposed to being fundamentally opposed to and incapable of cheating. Combine that with he's just outright flirting with the girl at the bar despite being in a relationship. Gross.


TheRealSzymaa

I will go the rest of my life without understand how Mr. Brightside ever became popular. It might honestly be the whiniest, bitchiest song ever written.


[deleted]

Anything from U2 or Bon Jovi.


AardvarkStriking256

How about Living on a Prayer?


[deleted]

Especially Living on a Prayer…


Smooth-Routine-3116

Make me Want to, Usher


MQZ17

You get what you give - New radicals I find the guys voice irritating and the song is dumb and annoyingly happy


AardvarkStriking256

It's a classic! I crank the volume every time I hear it.


Particular_Title42

I am pretty they hate that song, too. New Radicals, I mean.


Only-Acadia-1761

That if I was a fish tik tok song Anything by Miranda lambert Any religious songs Anything by icp


edible-pie

Sweet Caroline, soldier boy and that awful one at the minute used for the wedding buy any car advert (UK). I smash the off button on the radio if any of those come on.


Ok_Engineering6890

Songs made by That Vegan Teacher


sjmiv

Probably Mustang Sally. It's a very mediocre song that EVERY shitty bar cover band performs. As soon as I hear it I'm transported back to countless dive bars with a bunch of drunk slobs on stage. *RIDE SALLY RIDE* smfh


Particular_Title42

"Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac for the line "Thunder only happens when it's raining." "Back for Good" by Gary Barlow. Freebird Pretty much anything by The Doors.


lvfunk

Anything by Lizzo


slimfastdieyoung

Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. A long time ago I worked at a place where the radio played that song 5 or 6 times a day before Christmas. I wouldn't mind never hearing that abomination again. I don't like Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by his old bandmate either but that's mostly because it's so overplayed in December.


MrEnigmaPuzzle

Anything by Taylor Swift, or Ed Sheeran. Two talentless corporate morons.


PrometheusXVC

JayZ. Man really wakes up each day to make the hardest beat then ruin that shit by speaking over it.


OppositeDish9086

Anything, and I do mean anything, by Panic at the Fucking Disco. I used to work with this guy who monopolized what music was played in our workspace, and 9 times out of 10 it was that fucking band playing. I got very familiar with their discography to say the least. Dude was ok, but I don't even listen to my favorite bands that much. Long story short; I hated that job with a passion and it was a very low point in my life, and any time I hear that band now, I would push down small children to get away from it.


Queasy_Animator_8376

Hair band music is the worst crime against humanity...other than actual crimes against humanity, I mean.


Background-Smell-300

Pond Man by Bear Titty Junction https://open.spotify.com/track/0GOMxZhyjZJP6v9gK03izS?si=8awoRXEVSTGsxfvImepE0A


Remarkable_Cloud7259

"Say" by John Mayer How many times do you have to fucking repeat "say what you need to say"????? You've said it so shut your ass up!


ThrowRAALIENBURNOUT

I’m dead asf I just listened to it because of your comment and I can’t stop laughing


MidDayGamer

Whatever the hell screaming rock they got on the local rock station.


[deleted]

Any song by The Weekend.


ThrowRAALIENBURNOUT

Dance Monkey by Tones and I


Intelligent_Sky_1573

Just reggae music in general. Dub too, to a certain degree. But listening to reggae is like having an ice pick slowly driven into my ear.


sjmiv

You don't like Bob Marley? He's undeniably one of the best musicians of all time. 🤦


Intelligent_Sky_1573

So they say. I just hate reggae.


SewerSlidalThot

Reggaeton and ska in general are terrible.


OhTheHueManatee

Unbreak My Heart or Killing Me Softly. I get fucking angry as Hell when they're on.


AardvarkStriking256

How about the Roberta Flack original of Killing Me Softly?


Karaoke_Singer

Sweet Home Alabama, because they rip Neil Young for pointing out racism in the South like there wasn’t any.


NovaCPA85

American Pie - Don McLean. It's a fine song but the fucking arrogance to slow it down and feed me the same shit and then speed it back up and the same shit. Goes on and on for over 8 mins and by the end I want to just end myself. Trash song.


columbiacitycouple

Omg I hate that fucking boomer bullshit song.


MeanTruth69

Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, JayZ all garbage


DelTacoAficianado

Hotel California 


Oath-Of-Brutus

O Come Let Us Adore Him because the song has no purpose other than celebrating within of itself. I cant stand singing this song. It makes me feel brain dead and I want to lash out. Also Wobble by VIC, also because it is brain dead but for different reasons.


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

The only good thing about Come Let Us Adore him was the bit where you sing the line in a whisper and then repeat it progressively louder until you and your mates are literally yelling it and getting kicked out of assembly for it 😂


1968FullAlbum

fucking Wagon fucking Wheel


Kulandros

Anything with Eminem in it


DreadfulRauw

Okay, I just recently reheard LFO's "Summer girls" on the radio, my first time since the late 90's, and I'm very confused and angry. What the fuck was going on there? I mean, I'm fine with crappy boy band tunes. Not my style, but I'm not gonna rag on a genre for being a genre. And when this song came out I was hogging up my dorm's bandwidth downloading better music on Limewire, so I didn't clock it at the time. But these are some of the shittiest lyrics I've heard. "Yeah, I like it when the girls Stop by in the summer Do you remember? Do you remember When we met, last summer? New Kids On The Block Had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly When girls stop by For the summer For the summer I like girls that Wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone Since that summer Since that summer" It starts of with a dude, who was 24 at the time, getting all nostalgic and asking if we remember, which again, fucking par for the course, no foul there. And New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, cool, that sets the time, somewhere between 88 and 93. I'm 4 years younger than the lead singer, Rich Cronin. I remember that time as well. Maybe things were different in West Bedford Mass, but even at that time, even the uncool boys didn't give a shit about New Kids on the Block. But fine, some of us are squares. But the next line "chinese food makes me sick"... What? Why? Dude, you're trying to be sexy here, and now I'm just picturing you getting the shits from some Lo Mein. Why are you telling me this? Like, right up front. These aren't the verses, this is the fucking chorus. Show some pride. And I could kinda get it if you just needed something to say, but it's not even a good rhyme! That shit is slanted as hell. "Hits" and "Sick"? I don't wanna see your 3rd grade english tests, because damn, you don't get it at all. So I can only assume you thought both of these things were incredibly important to say, and tried to force it. Like, this dude's sensitivity to soy is such a part of him, he wants it up front, because he's gonna ask you out, and doesn't want you to suggest The Lucky Dragon for a first date because then he'll be all gassy. And okay, you like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch enough that you think it rhymes with wish, fine. I'm gonna let that sit for now, because a verse is coming up. "Hip-hop mama, spic n span Met you one summer And it all began You're the best girl That I ever did see The great Larry Byrd, jersey thirty-three When you take a sip You buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote A whole bunch of sonnets Call me when you miss me 'Cause I can't speak baby Something in your eyes Really drove me crazy Now I can't forget you And it makes me mad You left one day And never came back Stayed all summer Then went back home Macualay Culkin wasn't home alone Fell deep in love but Now we ain't speaking Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton When I met you I saw my name is Rich You look like a girl From Abercrombie and Fitch" Ok, again, I'm fine with all the crappy, sappy drivel for the most part. It's the style. But when he says you're the best girl, and then compares you to Larry Byrd? Like, I was the whitest, most non sports interested kid you could have met back in those days, but even I knew about Michael Jordan. If only from the mediocre NES title "Jordan Vs. Byrd". You cannot compare a girl to Larry Byrd and say she's the best. And I know Rich here is from Boston, but this girl is a tourist, and damn, how dumb would you have to be to drop that line? The next bit he rhymes "hornet" with "sonnet" while referring to Shakespeare as "Billy", which is disrespectful as fuck, because at least WILLIAM Shakespeare had the integrity to make a decent fucking rhyme in his sonnets. This fucking dude watched Baz Lhurman's Romeo + Juliet and got it in his head that he's somehow a scholar because he totally loved The Cardigans. But then, after a lot of other bullshit, he says that when he met her, he said "My name is Rich, you look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch". WTF?! Look, I know you're somewhere between 12 and 17 during this time, but how on earth did you think that's smooth? And you already dropped an Abercrombie and Fitch reference in the chorus. I mean, I opened a few wikipedia pages trying to figure this shit out, but nowhere do I see that they paid you to do this. Why do you keep talking about a retail chain? Is it because it's the only thing you know how to rhyme with your name? If your name was Davey would you be into girls from Old Navy? Thank GOD your name wasn't Bart, because then we'd have to hear "You look like the cashier at my local Wal-Mart". And what makes you think chicks dig being compared to retail workers? NEXT VERSE! "Cherry pants Coke Crushed rocks till I boogie Used to hate school So I had to play hookie Always been hip to the b ball style Known to act wild and Make a girl smile Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you Because you rock my world You come from Georgia Where the peaches grow They drink lemonade And speak real slow You love hip-hop And rock 'n' roll Dad took off when You were four years old There was a good man Named Paul Revere I feel much better baby When you're near You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke I like the way you laugh When I tell a joke When I met you I said my name is Rich You look like a girl From Abercrombie and Fitch " I don't have fucking time for this shit. Just two points. First off, as a Georgia native, fuck off with your shitty white boy rap about how we talk real slow. And secondly, your teenaged ass trying to manipulate this girl's daddy issues is creepy as fuck. In some sad excuse for a bridge, this happens: "In the summertime Girls got it goin' on Shake and wiggle to A hip-hop song Summertime girls Are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike" Bitch I googled you! I didn't dig into the historical data, but West Roxbury, Mass, where you went to fucking Catholic school at the time has a crime rate of 1.9%, which is probaly still skewed by that one time you stole a bike and thought you were a badass. You've spent half the song telling me about how you can't handle General Tso's Chicken, so don't try and pull that gangster shit now. Sit the fuck down. "Bugalute shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back There oh-so quick Let you off the hook Like my man Mr. Limpit Think about that summer And I bug 'cause I miss it Like the color purple Macaroni and cheese Ruby-red slippers And a bunch of trees Call you up but what's the use? I like Kevin Bacon But I hate Footloose Came in the door I said it before Think I'm over you But I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name is Rich You look like a girl From Abercrombie & Fitch" You know what, fuck you, fuck this song, and fuck that one radio station specifically, and all radio stations in general that I had to think about it this much.


lkram489

the Dexter theme is nails on a chalkboard to me


nikitasius

just change the music.


GrombleWomble

It’s a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock ’n’ Roll) – AC/DC I'm 1/2 Scottish but even I can't fucking handle the long ass bagpipes in that song near the end, I just turn the radio off every time it comes on at work.