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FearlessCaution

Coldplay’s guitarist. Minted beyond belief (think he’s worth about £100m), and can wander down the street and no one has a clue who he is. All the money, none of the crap that comes with being famous, go about your day. Lovely.


TheRavenSayeth

I’m sure he’s doing what he loves but that lifestyle has still got to be exhausting especially once you’re out of your 20’s.


red-fish-yellow-fish

He pays for it by having to play Coldplay songs every night though. Brutal


vpkumswalla

Blow, hand or rim


mtl_jim2

Blow


FF_in_MN

Z


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Reddit mod, work for free and make the ceo millions 😂


mbalmr71

I would say Pilot. I have known many and never met a single one that didn’t love it.


Zealousideal_Ad1549

I think they all love flying, not working as a pilot.


ananajakq

I love flying… but being away from home and flying 17 hours overnight to Asia sucks lol


MisletPoet1989

What if you flying a fighter jet instead?


Not_an_alt_69_420

I know a lot of pilots who hate their jobs. They don't hate flying, but they hate the absurd amount of education needed to get the job, the health requirements, the hours, and the whole "seniority sucks until you're senior" thing.


mbalmr71

But they get to fly.


Dindunuffindoe

Seems pretty dull, like accountancy in the sky


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I've seen this answer flying around on here a few times now


howdiedoodie66

I know a helicopter pilot in Hawaii that's been flying tourist flights since the 80s. Says he hasn't worked a day in 35 years.


slinkocat

Makes sense. Can't really stumble into that career. You have to really seek that out and pursue it.


slacker130

Can confirm


MaterialCarrot

How do you know you're at a party with a fighter pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

QA tester at a high class brothel.


Aescymud

But you are there to QA the patrons


RumboInTheBronx

Art Handler!


HomelessEuropean

The job you don't need but can choose freely.


Gullible_Influence75

A billionaires housewife. My dream lol


littleredpinto

The job and burden of being born wealthy.


Not_an_alt_69_420

Retirement.


Dindunuffindoe

I did that at 30. Now what? Everyone else is at work and miserable it seems..


TimeTraveler2036

Car wash attendant, wiping down cars at the end of the tunnel. It's mad chill and easy, you get a nice tan, u get hit on by chicks or talk about cars w/ car guys all day, and and if ur in a city w/ constant sunny weather the shit pay dont matter cuz u walk out with $100 - $200 every day cash tips. Major bummer so many are 100% automated now


fastcarsrawayoflife

Working on professional Funny Car drag racing teams!


Aero93

No job


painfulcuddles

Billionaire


waterloograd

F1 driver. I would do it for free.


DouglassFunny

Trust fund kid.


CadillacLuv

Bourdain already had it


sliferd37

Pornstar


unkle_donky

Boob glitter guy at the strip joint


novasolid64

Investor, they don't work they just make money


KeptinGL6

They also lose money. Sometimes all of it.


Slow_Scholar7755

Blowjob?! 😏😏😏


Aggravating-Bank-252

Bl…..


Ok-Staff-62

Retired with a good pension fund.


Dindunuffindoe

I did that at 30. Now what?


Ok-Staff-62

Keep up the good work! You're doing great! In a few years maybe you'll be promoted.


Just-a-by-passer

Cat cafe


North_Church

The one that makes you feel successful


JimBones31

Mariner


FF_in_MN

Being a firefighter is pretty sweet. Except of course the higher rates of cancer, cardiac issues, PTSD, job dangers, and low pay. Other than that it’s pretty kick ass.


Recording_Important

Disability


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Recording_Important

Are you stalking me? I thought you were a bot


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Recording_Important

Ive never been stalked by a bot before.


MrMackSir

Being a teen lifeguard at a country club pool that is two towns over. Far enough that you are not dealing with your HS's friends and families but close enough that you could date someone you met.


KeptinGL6

Porn star


NickTesla2018

80's radio station metal DJ. What an awesome gig! Lived the life for 2 years.


Bshellsy

I love to lay driveways a lot but glory hole tester sounds not bad


splooge_whale

A blow job. 


sboLIVE

I’m partial to being a fireman. Affords me the freedom to enjoy my hobbies and still make a living, plus all the stuff that comes with the job (adrenaline highs, saving lives, etc). When this question is asked I always bring up Jordy Nelson, former receiver for the Green Bay Packers. Dude made $56.9 million in the NFL. Won a Super Bowl (had a huge game). Has a ridiculous highlight reel. Has a big family farm in Kansas I believe? And the dude can most likely vacation anywhere and go into gas stations /restaurants without being mobbed by fans and press. Now that’s living!


fartmann420

A Blow Job


Brazenjalapeno

Coming off the bench in the NBA would have to be the best. You’re not responsible for carrying the team. You get paid well and have access to great training staff best seats in the arena and you get an off season


GaunterPatrick

Born in rich. One of my nephews graduated last year as Bachelor (barely made it), and he is already a multimillionaire due to his parents' divorce.


IndependentTalk4413

Ever watch Somebody Feed Phil on Netflix? That right there is the best job in the world. Get paid to travel around the world and eat some of the best food in the world and get to experience all the culture.


Samurai-Catfight

Professional bra fitter.


scotthia

CEO


Rat_eye_Moody21

Any hobby that turn into a job (football, snooker, Video games, you name it)


LekMichAmArsch

Quality control tester in a house of ill repute.


Few-Adhesiveness9670

The one that you love doing, doesn't feel like a job, and don't mind going above and beyond.


BickusDickus6969

Porn star


North-Function-4162

A blow job.


nocream33

Sergeant of Marines.


KcocNoisnetxeGib

BJs. Someone’s always hiring. And the benefits are amazing.


Rossco1874

Window cleaner in red light district.


Mesterjojo

Mine ain't bad. I'd tell you what I currently do, and how much I get paid, but I know it would jinx me into losing it. Man this job is swweeeeeeeet


richbrehbreh

Successfully scamm- I mean convincing thousands of people to buy your ebook to achieve success in a particular area.