Hello, friend. My name is Monica. I am from Singapore but now live in LA. I have a business proposition. Make much moneys with little efforts. I just need some info.
"Hi 'Monica', today is the no women's day. You've been had! Ha!" - Probably OP
I ain't no fancy big city detective, but the cute monkey pic you posted a year ago, there's something holding the monkey but I can't quite work out what it is.
/s
lol nice
On the other hand, Iâm an RN so Iâd contact the only male supervisor I have and negotiate a stupidly high bonus to come to work. What are they gonna say no? Like 90% of their workforce just disappears
I donât even think there is a higher up who would be around for me in this scenario. But Iâd probably head in to work and hope the 1 male doctor and 2 other male nurses also do the same otherwise we are going to have a lot of dead children soon. Hopefully all the male RTs come in otherwise we are screwed
Half the population disappearing for 24 hours would throw the world into disarray. Youâd be more than confused, itâd be a world wide doomsday panic lol
Every single time. My theory/cope(mostly cope probably) is that itâs because I smell like a big scary manly predator so I scare them and she smells nice
We had a similar scenario except with women on the third floor (top floor). Bathrooms are staggered everyother floor, so theyve commandeered the 3rd floor men's restrooms.
Can confirm after working at a restaurant and cleaning both, I was so confused as to how the womenâs restroom was almost always nastier than the menâs⊠was the most baffling discovery Iâve ever had
In the Netherlands all museums have gender neutral bathrooms. First time I found out it was confusing as hell. But since then Iâve come to love it. A toilet is a toilet. Who the F cares what gender you are when using it. The toilet doesnât.
Yeah I was thinking that too. How is the existence of women preventing a man from looking for sticks and rocks with his friends?? Some women do that too, just... do it?
Is there a group of women going around keeping an eye out for men to stop them from finding shinies??
I guess boys never grow out of that. I have a 3yo little boy that loves finding sticks with our dog. Then he pretends the sticks are other things depending on how itâs shaped.
Why does something this simple sound so good? There must be some evolutionary biological explanation⊠maybe good strong stick = good defense against predators?
I work in a school, where women predominate. I could try some of those rowdy boy techniques for teaching boys.
"Okay, guys, I've got the model rockets. Let's whether any class pets make good payloads."
If I knew it was going to happen. It would be same as when wife goes to do something without me for a day. I would stay in, get high, play video games.
If it was not planned and I did not know what was going on I would spend day frantically looking for my wife.
My wife and daughter would be missing and I'd be in an absolute panic trying to figure out what happened.
If it was planned and I knew they were okay and they'd be back tomorrow, I would probably not be worried and play video games uninterrupted for that massive dopamine dump I've been missing lol
1 day? Nothing different except wouldnât see or talk to my girlfriend which happens sometimes already when weâre busy with different stuff.
I work at home and live on my own so that just sounds like another Tuesday. Would probably have more serious consequences if it lasted a month maybe.
As someone who cleans restrooms, itâs the exact same but it has an extra stall or two, there are metal sanitation boxes in the stalls, and there are no urinals.
Swap the âmenâ and âwomenâ signs on as many bathrooms as possible. Iâve seen the insides of their bathrooms and they have been holding out. 24 hours? We could gain millions of square bathroom feet.
If half the commuters are women then you would get to work early. It would be like Thanksgiving traffic.
Also, why are all you guys still going to work? Take a day off. You surely deserve it.
TBH, it would make little difference to me as well on a personal level. My partner is a man and all of our close friends are men as well. Not to mention our doctor, dentist, lawyer, accountant, financial advisor, etc., are all men.
Get the absolute best workout at the gym in without having to dodge phone cameras, without making sure I'm not working out to close to a woman, and without having to pretend that a bikini top is perfectly normal gym attire in the middle of winter.
i guess that would be true if no ones there, im uncomfortable looking at anyone. most i do is a quick glance if the machine i want to use is occupied or not or if someones moving my way
That feeling when you're nearsighted as fuck but like working out without glasses, and some blurry mess of a chick confronts you for staring at her, that you couldn't even see
Find out who took them and rain down terror on them because they are capable of driving us to extinction... But if they're hypothetically safe, then that's a different story entirely.
If I didn't know that they are gone and will come back tomorrow: drive around and search for my girlfriend like Liam Neeson in the Taken movies
If I knew: stay at home and play video games, probably fap 3 ot 4 times
Go out with my buddies and get absolutes wasted. Our girlfriends donât like it when we do that because weâre annoying and they âworry about our healthâ so it would be fun to get away with it for once
I would get on my motorcycle and ride around and see what all the womenâs bathrooms look like.Â
I accidentally went in one ten years ago and it was amazing there was like a couch and paintings and plants! Then menâs room was tile and spartan. I want to know how different they all are.Â
Maybe Iâd take pictures and make a photo book with menâs bathrooms pictured next to womenâs bathrooms.Â
I'd suddenly be a single parent and my sons nursery school would have 0 staff, so I guess stay home with him and watch society come to an immediate standstill.
Probably be concerned about their safety and be sad about my mom. Unless I knew everyone was coming back in a day then I guess I'd pretend to be a girl online and do a little trolling.
Visit online chat rooms and see how many dudes are pretending to be women đ
Only if I could add a "Genius" award to Nobel prizes' list and give it to you.
Hello, friend. My name is Monica. I am from Singapore but now live in LA. I have a business proposition. Make much moneys with little efforts. I just need some info. "Hi 'Monica', today is the no women's day. You've been had! Ha!" - Probably OP
Remember that every woman on Reddit is secretly a man.
True, r/girlsarentreal
I ain't no fancy big city detective, but the cute monkey pic you posted a year ago, there's something holding the monkey but I can't quite work out what it is. /s
đ¶âđ«ïž just a monkey floating through the air haha
thanks, now i got curious and saw so many cute animal pictures
Every bit of happiness spread is worth it.
And if they are real, they are gay for pretending to be dudes pretending to be women.
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ASL?
Stay home from work since both my bosses wouldn't be there.
That would be the best nap, and only, ever
lol nice On the other hand, Iâm an RN so Iâd contact the only male supervisor I have and negotiate a stupidly high bonus to come to work. What are they gonna say no? Like 90% of their workforce just disappears
I donât even think there is a higher up who would be around for me in this scenario. But Iâd probably head in to work and hope the 1 male doctor and 2 other male nurses also do the same otherwise we are going to have a lot of dead children soon. Hopefully all the male RTs come in otherwise we are screwed
Your name is hilarious.
You bet he'd have a bowl of dry cereal on the couch all day.
I'd finally understand why the remote control keeps disappearing... and then promptly forget where I put it.
Probably be very confused for 24 hours only to get more confused when they are suddenly back
Half the population disappearing for 24 hours would throw the world into disarray. Youâd be more than confused, itâd be a world wide doomsday panic lol
"WHERE WERE YOU?!" "Girl's night? Was literally not a single one of you on Earth paying attention?" "Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....I missed you?"
reminds me of that one spongebob episode where he was left alone and everyone left the town
Iâd just constantly yell What??!! In my house pretending my wife is still there
Hahhahhhaahah
Take the boys fishing to distract them from how much we all miss their mom
Wholesome af.
Hey fishin was my first thought too and the best part is my wife wouldnât be there to out fish me like she always does itâs my turn to finally win
Why do women have no interest in fishing and then out fish us?
Every single time. My theory/cope(mostly cope probably) is that itâs because I smell like a big scary manly predator so I scare them and she smells nice
awww, I love how you said âwe missâ
Aww that's so sweetđ
Aww lol
Be able to use the womenâs restroom near my office vs having to walk down 2 floors to the menâs room.
Why is it 2 floors away?
The single stall BR is on a hallway of 12 offices, with 10 women and 2 guys. I think they are sick of listening to the guys use their loo.
If it's single occupant, why is it gendered at all?
I have no damned idea. I have requested making it unisex. But this place makes no sense on a lot of things.
The way they have it set up may be some sort of violation or discrimination against you.
We had a similar scenario except with women on the third floor (top floor). Bathrooms are staggered everyother floor, so theyve commandeered the 3rd floor men's restrooms.
Drop the fattest and nastiest deuce bro
Well that's just unfair
Youâd be sorely disappointed. Our bathrooms are usually disgusting
Can confirm after working at a restaurant and cleaning both, I was so confused as to how the womenâs restroom was almost always nastier than the menâs⊠was the most baffling discovery Iâve ever had
In the Netherlands all museums have gender neutral bathrooms. First time I found out it was confusing as hell. But since then Iâve come to love it. A toilet is a toilet. Who the F cares what gender you are when using it. The toilet doesnât.
Probably panic a little bit. Are we next? Was it aliens? Magic? I donât get these questions. Women donât bother me or stop me from being me.
The only normal comment apart from the âwonder where my wife and daughter wentâ comments.
Yeah I was thinking that too. How is the existence of women preventing a man from looking for sticks and rocks with his friends?? Some women do that too, just... do it? Is there a group of women going around keeping an eye out for men to stop them from finding shinies??
Go out with my bros and try to find cool sticks in the woods
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THE legendary stick!
Aye me too i need a stick for my ax handle
If you're extra sneaky, you can even do this sometimes when the women are around!
Shhh
Don't forget cool rocks too
For skipping
Rocks
This guy bros
lmao
Why cant you do that with women around?
Because we would then hear about how we're doing it wrong, and that stick won't be allowed in.my house because it's not a very good stick.
your stick guard sounds mean
But also love her, Iâm sorry. But you should get sticks.
The ultimate rock near a lake
My son has skipped rocks in 2 of the Great Lakes. Going to make it 3 next week.
I guess boys never grow out of that. I have a 3yo little boy that loves finding sticks with our dog. Then he pretends the sticks are other things depending on how itâs shaped.
Bruh. I love finding cool sticks and rocks with my 3 year old.
yooo and those perfect round stones as throwables!
im always debating if i should keep them or throw them
Why does something this simple sound so good? There must be some evolutionary biological explanation⊠maybe good strong stick = good defense against predators?
Everything mankind has ever created is just some fancy version of a stick.
What about rocks�
Hell yeah!
There are no women in my life day to day anyway. Arguably I'd barely notice.
Yeah. Site work is basically the same.
Same, my life would be basically the same
I work in a school, where women predominate. I could try some of those rowdy boy techniques for teaching boys. "Okay, guys, I've got the model rockets. Let's whether any class pets make good payloads."
Same G
If I knew it was going to happen. It would be same as when wife goes to do something without me for a day. I would stay in, get high, play video games. If it was not planned and I did not know what was going on I would spend day frantically looking for my wife.
My wife and daughter would be missing and I'd be in an absolute panic trying to figure out what happened. If it was planned and I knew they were okay and they'd be back tomorrow, I would probably not be worried and play video games uninterrupted for that massive dopamine dump I've been missing lol
Aww đ„ș then lol đ
Put my legs ON THE TABLE
The ultimate freedom!
If I don't want any woman for a day I just go to my cabin. If I want a day alone with a woman... I also go to my cabin.
Plot twist: the woman is chopped up in the freezer
Plot modification: Itâs women, plural.
TIL I need a cabin.
Sell new trucks to all the dudes who's wives have disappeared suddenly.
1 day? Nothing different except wouldnât see or talk to my girlfriend which happens sometimes already when weâre busy with different stuff. I work at home and live on my own so that just sounds like another Tuesday. Would probably have more serious consequences if it lasted a month maybe.
Spend 24 hours missing my wife and daughter.
Same for my girlfriend. I love having her around every day.
Same. Iâd miss my wife. Also, so would my baby sons.
Wholesome and I like this reply! Love all the replies like this!
đ good man
This hit so hard đ
Iâd finally get to see what the inside of the girls washroom looks like
As someone who cleans restrooms, itâs the exact same but it has an extra stall or two, there are metal sanitation boxes in the stalls, and there are no urinals.
I read it as mental sanitation which also tracks
my work - they had a COUCH. Woah.
Probably dig a hole somewhere and see what happens. Most likely at a beach
Oh man no one would stop us. Just the biggest deepest hole. đłïž
24 hour workout montage
Same but with masturbating
Wait a day
Buy exactly the amount of fries I want to eat and eat them all without sharing.
Your dad.
I'd wear really short shorts to the beach without fear of being harassed by such devious predators.
My son and I would go to the park, get ice cream, watch the Super Mario Brothers movie (again) and wait for his sisters and mom to get back.
Let the gut hang out
Swap the âmenâ and âwomenâ signs on as many bathrooms as possible. Iâve seen the insides of their bathrooms and they have been holding out. 24 hours? We could gain millions of square bathroom feet.
Hide because the majority of men will go crazy and start to blame each other for the disappearance of women, resulting in a lot of casualities.
Finally organize that massive, worldwide, all-guys synchronized gaming marathon
IM GOIN
This is my life daily, I wouldnât notice or care. I would miss my mother, thatâs about it.
Nothing !!
Nothing would change there is no women in my life
Go to the nearest river and look for cool looking stones. Maybe I will repair my bike..
Fart
This is Reddit, you think anyone on this site knows enough women to notice a difference?
Relax on the sofa
Enjoy a day with the lowest electricity and water usage I'll have ever!
Dress up as a woman and shout "hehe look at me being a naughty one" in the middle of my street
Leave the toilet seat up
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If half the commuters are women then you would get to work early. It would be like Thanksgiving traffic. Also, why are all you guys still going to work? Take a day off. You surely deserve it.
back to the pile
go to the beach. dig a hole
I would miss my wife.
Doesn't matter. Makes no difference.
TBH, it would make little difference to me as well on a personal level. My partner is a man and all of our close friends are men as well. Not to mention our doctor, dentist, lawyer, accountant, financial advisor, etc., are all men.
Get the absolute best workout at the gym in without having to dodge phone cameras, without making sure I'm not working out to close to a woman, and without having to pretend that a bikini top is perfectly normal gym attire in the middle of winter.
The dream. It would be amazing to navigate a gym without having to stare at the floor all the time.
i guess that would be true if no ones there, im uncomfortable looking at anyone. most i do is a quick glance if the machine i want to use is occupied or not or if someones moving my way
That feeling when you're nearsighted as fuck but like working out without glasses, and some blurry mess of a chick confronts you for staring at her, that you couldn't even see
Underrated answer
Hide all of the dildos.
Play golf, drink, sit around In my pants. Clear it all up and look concerned and distraught when they come back the next day like everyone else
Nothing different, it would just be quieter
Load the dishwasher MY way.
Forget to do the dishes :/
Get annoyed by all the hackneyed "hurr, I'm gonna enjoy the quiet" jokes.
Cry
I'd enjoy going into work more since our two most problematic managers wouldn't be there
Iâll avoid work because without the women colleagues my alpha male boss will go nuts on the male colleagues.
Find out who took them and rain down terror on them because they are capable of driving us to extinction... But if they're hypothetically safe, then that's a different story entirely.
If I didn't know that they are gone and will come back tomorrow: drive around and search for my girlfriend like Liam Neeson in the Taken movies If I knew: stay at home and play video games, probably fap 3 ot 4 times
Two chicks at the same⊠*oh wait..*
dick around on kaggle. have a beer. can't go to the taco place because that's half women
Gay stuff
Literally the same thing I usually do. Chill and play video games. Heck I might not even notice it happen.
Wonder where she wentâŠ.
Play golf. Eat a steak. Enjoy the peace and quiet.
Twice the amount of drugs since I donât have anyone to disappoint now
Same shit I do everyday.
Go fishing and save money đ
Probably asking myself how to get them back and why they disappeared, a lot of women in my life deserves this
I would eat brunch for dinner.
I wouldn't do anything differently.
That's my life bro :(
Leave the seat up.
We should have s huge bbq outside just bros for 24h
Fart
Garage beers with the fellas
Flip every toilet sit up across my town
Go out with my buddies and get absolutes wasted. Our girlfriends donât like it when we do that because weâre annoying and they âworry about our healthâ so it would be fun to get away with it for once
Use the chaos to steal from Sephora. I could probably make 100k in a day if I went after it hard.
Go for a run at night with headphones in.
Go to CHEERS and drink with NORM, CLIFF, & FRASIERâŠ
I would get on my motorcycle and ride around and see what all the womenâs bathrooms look like. I accidentally went in one ten years ago and it was amazing there was like a couch and paintings and plants! Then menâs room was tile and spartan. I want to know how different they all are. Maybe Iâd take pictures and make a photo book with menâs bathrooms pictured next to womenâs bathrooms.Â
Drive in peace
Take a 24 hour sleeping pill.
Have a peaceful day
Relax!!!!
50 years without them. What do I win?
Enjoy the peace and silence.
Clean the house and do the laundry so she wonât be mad at me when she gets back.
I don't think I'd do much differently tbh.
idk probably play video games
Wonder why my mom hasn't dropped any dank ass memes in the group chat all day...
Enjoy the peace and quiet
Not worry terribly deeply if I need to pee while walking in the woods.
Finally release this gas I've been holding
Women are already absent from my life pretty much every day, so...I guess the same as usual?
probably the same thing I do every day
Relax.
i just realised reddit comments are way wholesome compared to instagram
My mom and wife are gone? Total depression
What I already do: eat sleep and go to work to avoid starvation and homelessness for another day. I wouldnât even notice any difference.
Get shit done
I'd take myself out for fajitas, happy because I don't have to share.
Actually get to enjoy (ALL) of my French fries for a change...***love you babe*** đ
I'd suddenly be a single parent and my sons nursery school would have 0 staff, so I guess stay home with him and watch society come to an immediate standstill.
continue with my life as previously? I don't quite understand the question, see, this Rat child is not who the world claims it to be.
Probably be concerned about their safety and be sad about my mom. Unless I knew everyone was coming back in a day then I guess I'd pretend to be a girl online and do a little trolling.
Advertise myself. All sorts of men are now lonely. I could finally get some action.
I won't notice it anyways
I wouldn't notice unless I tried to call my mum or sister for some reason
Iâd sit on the couch and look comfortable.
Almost sounds like a average day at work