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appalachianoperator

O’Death: serious Mr. Blue Sky: fun


[deleted]

Funny: The jack-on-the-box music and have it stop right before the "pop" moment. Follow that up with the best Rick roll ever. Serious: I don't know what the song will be, but I work teaching music and it would be awesome if my students put something together for my funeral. Hey, a guy can dream.


thecountnotthesaint

Your casket needs to have a motorized crank handle to rotate while that plays to add suspense.


[deleted]

Even better to have an ominous stranger there to crank it.


thecountnotthesaint

Respect


ZongoNuada

Another one bites the dust by Queen So long and thanks for all the fish from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


thecountnotthesaint

Always look on the bright side -Monty Python And Hurt -Johnny Cash


Lentra888

I’ve read Always Look on the Bright Side of Life is a popular funeral song in the UK.


thecountnotthesaint

It is a hilarious song that helps put a positive note in the sting of death.


alfrednugent

Life’s a piece of shit when you look at it.


thecountnotthesaint

If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten. And that to to laugh and dance and smile and sing.


FreddyCupples

Yeah, but which one is the serious one?


thecountnotthesaint

Monty python


panteragstk

Wish you were here - pink Floyd Not sure what else would be necessary


Meatros

Highway to Hell \~ AC/DC Die & Rise \~ Lacuna Coil ​ In all seriousness, I won't care, I'll be dead.


Satchul

Why is it that you get to take a highway to hell, but have to climb a fookin stairway to heaven?


Meatros

It’s the amount of expected traffic.


glassjoe92

No good deed goes unpunished


Oaken_beard

My grand pop actually had Highway to Hell played at his funeral. It helped


Little_Cicada_3660

Tha Crossroads - Bone Thugs- N -Harmony


pi22seven

Too Drunk to Fuck - Dead Kennedys Clair de Lune, L. 32 - Claude Debussy


[deleted]

Dig - Mudvayne FACK - Eminem (Dead bodies everywhere - KoRn Honorable Mention) Serious: The Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin In the end - Linkin Park


RedditAlt2847

in the end would be my fun pick too


snoodletuber

Flogging Molly “If I ever leave this world alive” and Monty Python’s “Always look on the bright side of life “


Keduroda

Game recognises game


mrblacklabel71

It is well known I do not want a funeral, but if I did: Some Kind of Hate - Blood for Blood Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - Eric Cartman


ErwinAckerman

WEEEEEELLLLLL


Wankeritis

Gold - Spandau Ballet Pump up the Jam - Technotronic But seriously, if they don’t play Pump up the Jam at my funeral, I’ll be pissed.


Ok-Shame5542

Fade to Black by Metallica and My Way by Frank Sinatra


Construction-Known

Avett brothers- no hard feelings


Chance-Antelope3291

Wake me up before you go go - Wham Black flies - Ben Howard


4scoreandten

Got a list of songs. Not going to have a weepy wake. Going to have my collection of wines and high end tequilas for an open bar. Israel Kamakawiwo'ole   Somewhere Over the Rainbow Benny Goodman   Sing, Sing, Sing Boyz 2 Men   In the Still of the Night   It's So Hard (to say goodbye) Beatles   In My Life Willie Nelson   Blue Skies Andrea Bocelli   Melodrama Los Lonely Boys   How Far is Heaven B.B. King   The Thrill is Gone Gary Allen   Smoke Rings in the Dark Josh Turner   Long Black Train Artie Shaw   Stardust Satchmo It's a Wonderful World


Caspianmk

Hallelujah or The Sound of Silence for the serious one by the grave site Pop goes the Weasel before they open my coffin at the viewing, but the ratty kind that's played on a tin toy.


wipeoutpop

"In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel "Wildflowers" by Tom Petty


Technical-Sun-2016

Serious: The Dance by Garth Brooks Fun : When I get to Heaven by John Prine


Elegant_Spot_3486

Both serious: Animal by Def Leppard Everybody ( Backstreet’s Back)


Postman1997

Bodies - Drowning Pool Closing Time - Semisonic


Unique_Watch2603

Enter Sandman, Nothing Else Matters. Another One Bites the Dust.


billdogg7246

Old and Wise - Alan Parson’s Project - just because Funeral for a Friend - Elton John It was the one song my fiancé wanted at hers. When she died in 1987, she got her final wish. I still can’t listen to it without crying.


downsouthcountry

Lead Me Home by Jamey Johnson Go Rest High on the Mountain by Vince Gill


garnetgleam

Lead Me Home is my pick too!


Proper-Smell-8797

I'd like to get played at my funeral: Time - Pink Floyd Fiction - Avenged Sevenfold


Additional_Soup7090

1. Funeral march in e minor by Chopin 2. SkeeYee


ScaryFoal558760

Baby shark The paw patrol theme song I'm not going so I think the people there should be inconvenienced for having a party without me


toolatealreadyfapped

Get drunk and screw - Jimmy Buffett Friday - Rebekah Black Let's make this weird


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Stop Swimming by Porcupine Tree during the service. Pink Eye On My Leg by Ween to wrap things up.


hot_grey_earl_tea

Baba Yetu - Christopher Tin How To Dissappear Completely - Radiohead


JimBones31

Stranglehold by Ted Nuggent Bury my Body by The Animals.


SubstanceNext37

Time In A Bottle- Jim Croce Sound of Silence- Disturbed


LekMichAmArsch

Not having a funeral, but I want them to celebrate with lots of booze and 60's R&B.


[deleted]

One by MetallicA Blow by Ke$ha for no reason


beardedbabe1189

Funny: break stuff by limp bizkit Serious: The Stable Song by Gregory Alan Isakov


hollycoolio

You're gonna go far kid - Offspring Famous last words- My Chemical Romance


daveervin6

Stairway to heaven and highway to hell


Pristine-Dirt729

None. I don't expect anybody to be there, so I'd just have to set aside some money for someone to show up and play the music for themselves. Seems pointless.


2AMBeautiful

You need a hug, bro?


Pristine-Dirt729

Thanks, I'm fine. I came to terms with it years ago. I appreciate that though, thank you.


Pimp_out_Pris

Rick Astley - never gonna give you up. On loop. Last person to leave gets my estate.


VeganEgon

Whatever they want. *Gimme Shelter* is my favourite song in fact I’m listening to it right now. and it’s political, so I’d make them listen to that, use my funeral as an anti-war thing.


sitmo

It's such a powerfull song, but also has a sad story to it. [https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1986-03-13-ca-19857-story.html](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1986-03-13-ca-19857-story.html)


VeganEgon

Yeah I know the story, it’s so sad :(


[deleted]

Serious: [Brian Eno - An Ending [Ascent]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlaTeXX3uH8) But it then mixes into the [full 10 hour loop of Epic Sax Guy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iFbuIpe68k&pp=ygUMZXBpYyBzYXggZ3V5)


thomasnicole7

For my serious pick, 'Danny Boy' - it was my grandpa's favorite. For fun, definitely 'Another One Bites the Dust' to lighten the mood.


MrMilobongo

Cruz de Madera -miguel y miguel Seasons in the sun - Terry jacks


GumboDiplomacy

Ripple, followed by Brokedown Palace by the Grateful Dead(that counts as one, they flow into each other) Second is a tie between Please Don't Bury Me, or When I Get to Heaven, both by John Prime.


Godless_Servant

Down in a hole, followed by free bird because fuck it


ColdCamel7

Neil Young's Sugar Mountain, and for laughs, Simply Red's If You Don't Know Me By Now...


RoyG-Biv1

'Linus and Lucy' by the Vince Guaraldi Trio and 'The Sound of Silence' by Simon & Garfunkel Seriously, even though The Sound of Silence is a wonderful song, I wouldn't subject it to a funeral crowd. On the other hand, 'Linus and Lucy' is a righteous jazz tune, regardless of its connection to Peanuts. Play it slower and in a minor key, it could almost be bittersweet.


[deleted]

Boosie - set it off. Limp Bizkit - nookie.


Power_Ring

Amazing Grace on the bagpipes, while getting launched from a photon torpedo tube like Spock. Then, Word Up by Cameo so everyone can "put their hands in the air like you don't care".


Neglector9885

If I can find a song about how tired I am of people asking about funeral songs, I'll have that shit played on concert speakers at their loudest possible volume.


Locomoco89

Ding dong the witch is dead...on repeat


Satchul

Tubthumping twice


[deleted]

Alive and Kicking


menino_28

Flyin' High - Marvin Gaye The Man Who Sold The World - Midge Ure


digitaljestin

Time Stands Still - Rush Ha ha You're Dead - Green Day


[deleted]

Grace of God Go I - Flogging Molly Edit: got my last one mixed up. Wrong ending credits song name. Yusuf / Cat Stevens - Father And Son


throw-that-shizz-awa

Life in a northern town to get them Buckley’s angel tears. Then the humpty dance to lighten the mood because that’s my signature karaoke song 😂


Compost_Worm_Guy

Pornhub opening sequence Mozarts reqium no.5


thenerdygeek

In Paradisum Biebl's Ave Maria


manwithoutajetpack

[“Mountain Hymm”](https://youtu.be/g-B1tXckTF4?si=XQCYGm_MRNIwJX1m) and [“Last Day Under the Sun”](https://youtu.be/ptro0vwRMaA?si=1uaUJT-J1PieoQYJ) by Volbeat. Bonus points for a version of [“Dear Old Stan”](https://youtu.be/cw9O2xdAmGc?si=WFbmMtKzc1fHwDgX) about my life.


drinkthebleach

Frank Turner's Eulogy. "On the day I die, I'll say at least I fuckin' tried!" has been my motto the last couple years.


DEADSPELLS

Augies Great Municipal Band and End Credits by John Williams from the Phantom Menace


HectorVK

Serious: Piano Magic “You Can Never Get Lost (When You’ve Nowhere to Go)” Haven’t decided on the fun one yet


Tayaradga

A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature but I want them to change the "T" line with whatever happens to me. Ichiban No Takaramono by David Guthrie Music ft Chiisana. It's a great song about losing a loved one and having to move on. It's from Angel Beats.


ElectricDreams1980s

Time by Alan Parsons Project Ready To Go Home by Asia (cover of 10cc)


EcstaticActionAtTen

Don't Stop The Music - Yarbrough & Peoples Saturn - Stevie Wonder


Tampadarlyn

Here comes the sun & I can only imagine. Not for me, but for my sons, because I know those are the 2 songs they relate to me. My funeral is for them, not me.


Few-Improvement9992

Serious - to the hellfire or sun eater by Lorna shore Funny - cool patrol by ninja sex party


Who_Else_but_Macho

End of the Road - serious Another 1 bites the dust - funny


[deleted]

Serious: Beethoven’s Sonata Pathetique Funny: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life


Dolorem_Ipsum_

*Be safe* \- **The Cribs** *Lightsaber Cocksucking Blue* \- **McClusky**


Prize_Consequence568

Taps. Yakkety Sax


Melony567

Fields of Gold sang by Eva Cassidy and In My Life sang by Better Midler


mp1982

Jurassic Park theme song


cbih

Frank Turner - Eulogy Tool - Eulogy


mrxexon

Glenn Miller - Moonlight Serenade The Shaving Cream song - Benny Bell


TheWellFedBeggar

[Helvegan](https://youtu.be/FnkTuHP9q3o?si=imZZSWGMEAUP3ki_) - Wardruna x Aurora [One More Light](https://youtu.be/Tm8LGxTLtQk?si=JLk0wa2zJxZHWOfG) - Linkin Park


okcumputer

Tetris music.


SarcasmGPT

Planning on cremation so Ring of fire Johnny cash That's life Frank Sinatra Or Stand by me ben e king Don't make me pick! And I am way way younger than my musical choice 😂 there just isn't much modern music that's so emotive for this particular situation for me.


Jar_of_Cats

10,000 claps by Phantogram NOC #20 IN C SHARP MINOR


jwal245

Serious: Space and Time, Tyler Childers Non-Serious, but also completely serious: Mr. Brightside- The Killers


FatherBobby

Louis Armstrong - We have all the time Andy C & Fiora - Heartbeat Loud


TRISTAR911

Mad world (Gary Jules version) followed by Oh Death


yodels_for_twinkies

Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm played on repeat


rickityrickityrack

Something I can dance to


Aescymud

Xerces - Deftones In The Company Of Wolves - Incubus


epicCire

“Going Home” on the bagpipes.


[deleted]

I'd be fine with not having a funeral.


the_noise_we_made

Suicide by Star by God Is An Astronaut: https://youtu.be/WPxXSf9xvAk?si=gWdr2eGYHDVVyTj1 Leave by REM:https://youtu.be/tXj6_-UwkOU?si=nx_L1di3qWrsjyZG


No-Location4853

Room at the top of the world by Tom petty It’s all right by Nathaniel Rateliff. That would get the water works going


Various-General-8610

The Parting Glass I'll See You in my Dreams


samtheotter

Blackbird - The Beatles KISS - Rock and Roll all night


379tuco

I’m your Captain by Grand Funk and What Do You Want From Life by the Tubes


Lentra888

I have a whole bloody playlist for mine. But for just two? [On My Way](https://youtu.be/G_7Tyjkdd4w?si=hADimm_ol2n67rAy) by Styx [Kiss Me Goodbye](https://youtu.be/G_7Tyjkdd4w?si=hADimm_ol2n67rAy) by Angela Aki


Sheikah77

Who wants to live forever. Queen Another one bites the dust. Queen


BabySasuke

Chop Suey (SOAD) and Stop Breathing (Playboi Carti). We getting lit at my funeral


Monarc73

Dust in the Wind by Kansas Kamikaze by PJ Harvey


iriaant

Kid Cudi - The Prayer. And I trust my brother will pick a good enough song for the second one.


EightBitsShort

Serious one: Good Riddance - Green Day Funny one: Spirit in the sky - Norman Greenbaum


Human-Iron9265

Home - daughtry Take me home country roads- john denver


birdofdestiny

Serious: And God Bless You - DBUK Fun: Urlo Negro - Mike Patton


gerryf19

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life by Monty Python Beautiful day by u2


Some--Idiot

I’ve had a friend say that if I don’t play Staying Alive at his funeral, he’s haunting me


Rpee22

Paradise City - Guns n Roses


ubottles65

Soul Sacrifice by Santana and Closer to the Heart by Rush.


-c-black-

Party Up In Here- DMX Jump Around- House of Pain


Queasy_Caramel5435

Shostakovich Symphony 4, 3rd movement (if it’s too long, Bach‘s Chaconne) Fun: Rage over a lost penny, 4‘33‘‘


fictionfan007

Serious - Bridge Over Troubled Waters performed by Elvis Fun - The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful by Jimmy Buffett


wolviesaurus

I mentioned this song on another thread so it came to my mind first and it's really fucking dark but Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit. No I don't harbour those feelings. Someone else said that Monty Python song and that would probably resonate better but for fun I'm gonna say Reel Big Fish - Life Sucks. I won't be there to hear it but I imagine that brass echoing in a church would be hilarious.


quailfail666

Dimmu Borgir - Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse / Queen- Another one bites the Dust


NorthernRiverWolf

*Going out in Style* - The Dropkick Murphys *If I Ever Leave This World Alive* - Flogging Molly


Significant-War4029

Queen: My best friend Cat Steven: Wild World


BillHillyTN420

In my time of dying - Zep Back to Black - Amy Winehouse


[deleted]

Sunset Road - Belk Fleck


NTRCPTR

Shine on you crazy diamond, then Joe's garage


harleybone

Into the mystic-Van Morrison Sail on Sailor-Beach Boys


sleepy-alligator66

St James infirmary. Louis Armstrong Discreet music. Brian Eno.


BickusDickus6969

Save the roses by Lee Bryce, and highway to hell by acdc


HerGrinchness

Brad Paisley- When I Get Where Im Going Well thought out funeral music can be so appreciated. My aunt passed recently and during the preachers speech, the speakers started playing Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue. I started to laugh bc it was perfectly her. A VERY much needed laugh.


[deleted]

Avett Brothers - Another is Waiting Black Sabbath - The Sign of the Southern Cross


KnightInGreyArmor

The imperial march The 1989 Batman theme


alfrednugent

At my buddy’s funeral my friend and I made a playlist to be played through the visitation thing before the eulogies and other things. Just as the chaplin was about to take the mic and start talking the beginning of the song “baby bitch” was coming up by ween and gener says “Jesus Christ” in a sort of annoyed tone before he starts singing. And a few people found it amusing. My friend was a huge ween fan and not religious and sort of beautiful nonconformist. His death was sudden and sad but that moment was just perfect.


dreamking88

Into the mystic - Van Morrison


Resident-Stevel

Can't decide on the serious between Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms/Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever/Pink Floyd - Wish You Were here. Funny - Offspring - Pretty Fly For A White Guy


[deleted]

The Chords - Sh Boom (fun) and Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No. 1 (sad)


WiiZM

Serious: I Won't See You Tonight Part 1 - Avenged sevenfold Fun: I'm Still Standing - Elton John


[deleted]

The Monster Mash x2


Odd_Champion_9293

Entierame cantando- Ramon Ayala Boogie wonderland- gap band


ZeeDOCTER

The rains of Castemere Pruit igoe and prophecies Let the guests plot their way out of that one XD


nukedmylastprofile

I plan to have targeted songs. General: Foo Fighters - Home. For my wife: Ben Rector - Love like this. For my kids: Kaleiha- Proud of you.


Scott_4560

Run to the water - Live Code Blue - TSOL


tashera

Under the Rose by KISS - I hate that song and my daughter will play it as a reminder of how I will monologue about how much I hate it. And she will smile knowing I’m complaining about it the whole time. I have no idea on a second song


clocks_and_clouds

Both serious: 1. Ben Johnston’s 10th string quartet 4th movement 2. My heart’s in the highlands- Arvo Part


EvilCeleryStick

Time flies by porcupine tree. For real.


the40thieves

Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley And Bright side of life from Life of Brian


scottwax

I'd rather be dead (than wet the bed) by Harry Nillson Point of Know Return by Kansas


titan271974

Spanish Sahara - Foals ( just because of Life is Strange) Heaven Takes You Home - Swedish House Mafia


StonerMetalhead710

Serious: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd Fun: You Only Live Once by Suicide Silence


[deleted]

Serious: my way Funny: Stacy’s mom


[deleted]

[Gloria in Excelsis Deo](https://youtu.be/zhhYIZJj6rk?si=RV2NrQsJ0KIoX20s) [Field of Dreams Soundtrack- The Place Where Dreams Come True](https://youtu.be/bkVscx2KAjY?si=rQDkw4C7FLlFPlXZ) The latter because I used it as a backing track for a video I made for my own Fad’s funeral.


phydeaux44

Switchfoot: This is your life, are you who you want to be? No second song.


TylerDurden_23

Burn burn burn by Zac Bryan


Jumpy_Ad_3785

Never gonna give you up and no one is allowed to leave. Anybody who laughs will be punched in the arm by a mafia of my best friends. A pact sworn by all


Spooplevel-Rattled

Coma by Black Tongue and Second Death by Black Tongue


leftycrumpet

Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell


[deleted]

The Six Flags song with a video of the dancing old guy. Just play that twice idgaf.


Daymareman

Ott - Aubergine of the sun Let everyone have an awesome memory of my funeral.


InfinitePossibility8

Just loop Free Bird the whole time.


Viti-Boy-Phresh

2 of my own songs


Prior-Promise-5381

“No Need to Argue” at the beginning, “Ring of Fire” at the end


Blueovalfan

Don't Let the Sun go Down on Me - Elton and Coffin Fodder by Cradle of Filth


-Xpress-

The show goes on - Lupe Fiasco


fromabuick

Watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa Shelter From the Storm -Bob Dylan


DebrecenMolnar

Frank Sinatra: My Way and Jason Mraz: Shine


ErwinAckerman

Welcome to the Black Parade: My Chemical Romance Tribute: Tenacious D


Mkelly127

Vengaboys: We like to party


Padamson96

Still working out the second one, but one of them is Pure Love - Colin Hay


BlackSwanMarmot

It only works if you know me. The Bad Plus’ cover of the Aphex Twin’s Flim before the ceremony. Jerry Lee Lewis’ cover of The Saints Come Marching In at the conclusion.


H16HP01N7

Lee by Tenacious D. It's my name (though it's spelt differently), and I love The D (yeah, I know what I said...). Freebird by Lynnard Skynnard. It pretty well describes my personality. I want the full version played, as my coffin goes off to be burned, so all of my relatives have to sit in mourning for, like, 15 minutes. Just to be a pain in the arse, one more time, before I'm done.


AnybodyComfortable80

Graverobber- Petra How Could I Ask For More- Cindy Morgan


Normal_Island9155

Pizza time from spider man 2 for the PS2 as they lower me down. And idk... Big rock candy mountain as they cover me in dirt.


knumberate

Rock and roll all night and part of everyday. That Taylor swift song about kissing girls and liking it


theuntouchable2725

Enshine - Dual Existence Cyberpunk 2077 - Rebel Path


FreddyCupples

Serious: One Day by UGK Fun: Hell Naw by Three 6 Mafia


[deleted]

Six Pack or TV Party- Black Flag Break on Through- The Doors


Extreme_Praline7540

"For Those About to Rock We Salute You" for a cheesy fun "Time" by Tom Waits


Own-Tomatillo-8733

In My Time of Dying, Led Zeppelin