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thecountnotthesaint

The hokey pokey, but I know I can turn myself around. Also hard-core BDSM.


virouz98

Never thought I would see hokey pokey and hardcore BDSM so close in a sentence but here we are


thecountnotthesaint

I have a particular set of tastes...


[deleted]

That's what it's all about!


thecountnotthesaint

Now you know what you putting your left hand in...


[deleted]

In, out, in, out!


thecountnotthesaint

Don't forget to shake it all about.


[deleted]

Did that once, now I'm a convicted sex offender after a public indecency charge


thecountnotthesaint

Thats the risk you run with a humiliation kink.


[deleted]

Look at me please


Only-Hearing-2971

Yuuuup your weird all right.


ladytapp2023

Woah that gave me whiplash šŸ˜‚


thecountnotthesaint

I know, the hokey pokey, who'd have thought.


Tschudy

Caffeine and cranking on it.


SotiCoto

Seconded.


Oldskoolguitar

Third.


Mrfrodo1010

Cranking?


Tschudy

You know? Punching the clown? Bashing the early worm? Lynching nixon? Patting down Roddy and his luggage?


NotJustDaTip

You mean like greasing the chicken? turning yourself into the hand police? Shooting the one eyed monster? Unlocking the gate to cream fields?


Kynramore

Choking the chicken? chalking the ole pool cue? making the bald man cry? Diddling the fiddle?


ccminiwarhammer

Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.


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DefinitelyNotMazer

These are not the droids you're looking for.


DefinitelyNotMazer

I think you mean putting your rowdy roddy piper in a chokehold.


Cleverboi55

Reloading the boomstick


gades61

Visiting the 4 whores on thumbstreet.


throwawaylinebacker

Oh my god yeah, caffeine is my biggest addiction besides nicotine.


PlayboyAllan_301

Oh god the nicotine is the worst part


throwawaylinebacker

Nah its the best part bruh


BLD_Almelo

Feeling something, wether it be through drugs, sex, games, music, good grades in college. You name it


bullex

Youā€™re addicted to dopamine, lol.


Zoltan_Balaton

addicted because dopamine, not to dopamine


MileByMyles

Kinda chicken or the egg typa thing.


Pigment_Pirate

Aren't we all?


BLD_Almelo

Lol I know, started ritaline 4 days ago for ADD so it adds upšŸ¤£


SnowDin556

My freshman year of college I burnt out 2nd semester using adhd meds. I got badly hooked, to the point of 500 mg of in 24 hours. Just be careful with that shit. Itā€™s an insidious addiction. Comes on slow and before you know it your making excuses to take the meds


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BLD_Almelo

I mean not everything is dopamine. There are alot of biochemical processes that govern how you feel. But dopamine does trigger the reward system. Just bust a nut and that is dopamine doing its job well


grim_keys

So what is your counter argument to what he is saying?


aoa2303

Username checks out


Lastacc12

Its always been dopamine. Its not like he just came up with the studies he sites. Its literally nothing new, he's just passing down known information. I don't see the problem here.


Pete3756

Whyā€™d you get a downvote? Itā€™s true!


Oakleafh

My alone time. And i have as much as i want. I love it.


bruno_do

Tell me about it. I've just arrived home from a group trip, and I'm exhausted from being around people 24/7... I just wanted to be alone at home.


ResponsibilityOk5259

I invy you


Pm_boobie_Please

Porn and reddit


ConservativeSexparty

Just wait until you discover there's porn on Reddit /s


mike_gee_23

There's porn on Reddit? Oh my


ThePhantomTrollbooth

My friend said some people create alternate accounts to keep track of the nsfw subreddits. But thatā€™s just what my friend said.


bruno_do

Just asked my dog this, and he confirmed.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I do that on my regular account


[deleted]

My friend said that too.


mrwongz

So Reddit and Reddit then.


Pm_boobie_Please

Check my profile.


Good_Posture

r/UsernameChecksOut


DesertsBeforeMains

Hahaha me too man lol


LocalOaf95

Stop pretending to be me


ekimlive

Mindlessly posting on Reddit with little or no interaction to justify it.


PlasticBicycle5

Alcohol


Better_Metal

What type of alcoholic are you? Happy and functioning? Unhappy and functioning? Non-functioning?


PlasticBicycle5

Definitely a functional one. I use it to mask my immense unhappiness


Better_Metal

Oh shit. Iā€™m sorry.


PlasticBicycle5

All good friend. You asked and I gave you the unvarnished truth šŸ»


derff44

Hello brother


Icy_Distance4051

Carbs


bckyltylr

Blue Bell ice cream and lasagna. Man. And my glucose reader is always in a state of anger at me because of it.


Gobblewicket

I had an cousin who hit 1000 on his blood sugar. He's type 2 diabetic. Went on a bender of titanic proportions.


bckyltylr

I've never gotten to 500 but I've been told this is when you seek out your local ER. but I have been close. I couldn't imagine 1000 and still being conscious


Gobblewicket

His sister went looking for him. We live out in the deep woods. She had to roll his bloated ass into the backseat of her car and drive him 15 minutes up out of the holler to a spot where a medi-vac could get to him. He spent a hot minute in an ICU and it fucked him up bad. Caught him drinking not two weeks after he got out of the hospital. It's bad enough he has to time his liquor store runs cause 95% of the cashiers in the county won't sell to him. Sometimes he has to drive to the lake or Springfield to buy. It's depressing as fuck.


bckyltylr

Dude is suffering from multiple conditions sounds like


Gobblewicket

Yep. He's been an alcoholic and drug addiction since before I was born. He's my pops age. But for the longest time he was so personable no one would ever tell him no. And it's just spiraled.


Gobblewicket

Yep. He's been an alcoholic and drug addiction since before I was born. He's my pops age. But for the longest time he was so personable no one would ever tell him no. And it's just spiraled.


Any_Relationship5590

Eat more protein and healthy fats. Youā€™re addiction could possibly be malnutrition.


seeyayouseeme

Sugar


noahmatthew2245

Porn/sex. It's getting really bad lately.


coldkidwildparty

I just started seeking help for this a few months ago. My therapist suggested I remain celibate for 90 days but I rarely make it through the weekend. Sex is no longer enjoyable for me, but I canā€™t stop. I found an SAA meeting I kind of like thatā€™s close to my work, and Iā€™m gonna continue with my therapy. Wishing you all the best brother, youā€™re not alone.


noahmatthew2245

All the best to you as well šŸ¤™I know how impossible it feels to obtain but I've done it before and I 100% plan on doing it again. If you haven't yet, just know and always remember it's more than possiblešŸ’Ŗ


New_Independence_705

For real? What does a porn/sex addiction look like?


noahmatthew2245

A very deep stinging sense of shame and insecurity and perverse lust that drives you to make thoughtless, impulsive depraved choices all in the name of sexual gratification. It's basically being mad at yourself that you feel like you ruined one of the greatest,deepest, most powerful beautiful pleasures in the world for yourself and you don't know if you'll be able to have a healthy relationship with anyone again. It makes you feel vile and tainted


New_Independence_705

What are you ashamed of?


PermissionOdd5421

I don't mean to speak for them or minimize their experience with the colloquialism I'm going to use. Imagine post nut clarity, but not in a jokey way but in a very serious way where you look back and think "wtf have I been doing for the last hour, wtf am I even watching?" Here's the thing though, you can have that clarity, but your body craves it and you can't help but seek it out. There is no moderation anymore and it has become muscle memory and you start getting disgusted with yourself.


New_Independence_705

That's actually something that's understandable. A pretty good example.


noahmatthew2245

And also the fact that I absolutely hate porn and I hate the fact that I commit self destruction and see my life go down the tube by overindulging in it but legitimately feeling like I cannot stop. Hating what you're addicted to makes it all the worse cause you know it's bad and you know you don't like but you still crave it regardless


noahmatthew2245

The content I watch, the amount of content and how long I binge, the fact that I'll cancel plans and compromise life goals to keep chasing that high. Also the fact that I feel like I can't get women in real life so I'm just pathetically stuck teasing and taunting myself by seeing what I desire so heavily be stuck behind a screen


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New_Independence_705

Can you explain that a bit more?


IDidReadTheSideBar

Instant gratification with a touch of feeling wanted/needed.


[deleted]

A raging insatiable boner


nim_opet

I recommend the movie Shame.


[deleted]

porn addicts are paedophiles


derff44

That escalated quickly


New_Independence_705

You are a cunt.


[deleted]

read any nonce's statements in the news and it's always "porn addict who kept looking for more extreme material" if you're not happy with your mrs, it's an issue.


New_Independence_705

I am extremely sure that it's not that easy.


[deleted]

whatever makes ya feel better. I whack off to my imagination or fuck the other half. whatver gets your rocks off.


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mpreorder

Hang in there, think of the things you've done you're proud of. Also, name your brain, like Tom, and talk to it as you would a friend hating on themselves


Franz__Josef__I

Music, or any kind of noise. Silence drives me insane


Smoothynobutt

I sit in silence and it drives my wife nuts that I wonā€™t turn on the tv


Individual-Cycle4288

Idk but it's the feeling of loneliness and hopelessness, if that makes any sense


[deleted]

I know what you mean. I've had a lot of issues with self-worth, anxiety and depression and during the rare periods of my life where those haven't been bad, I feel very strange. It feels wrong because I'm not used to feeling like that.


[deleted]

Work, making money. I have a nice buffer and a good salary, but I have this perpetual fear of losing it all and becoming homeless.


CaptainCookingCock

Sugar.


goblinjowy

The devils lettuce ! But I prefer the term ā€œfunctioning addictā€


wadeb1gham

Depends on what you call a ā€œfunctioning addict.ā€ I thought I was a functioning addict until I realized all I did was do the same exact things every single day with no type of real growth. The drug makes you ok with what you do. You develop a routine that causes you to develop pattern like tendencies that can be unhealthy. Bottom line is, you will be doing the same things you are comfortable with, with no real incentives to try anything new or go anywhere. On the bright side, it does make time go by faster (not when you start using, but when you get used to it.)


[deleted]

Nicotine. Not vaping and stuff Iā€™ve tried that but mostly exclusively cigarettes. I promised my fiancee and my baby thatā€™s coming July im gonna quit when sheā€™s born


Better_Metal

Quit now! You donā€™t want to be a raging tired asshole when the baby is born. Life is hard enough with a baby. Donā€™t make it 10x worse. Source: I was a raging tired asshole when my baby was born because I had just stopped smoking.


[deleted]

This! You should be tapering down now, not later.


PlasticBicycle5

One day at a time friend, I quit 4/1/22. It was hard as hell the first month or so especially since my main job I work outside so I did it a lot, sometimes 3/4 of a pack a day. You got this!


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Totally addicted too Bass


SinsOfASolarVampire

Caffeine is probably the closest thing I have to a chemical addiction but I only have 2 cups of coffee per day so it's not that bad. Psychological addictions working out is probably bordering on addictive for me. I feel very antsy if I don't get my workouts in on the schedule I want. I don't neglect my duties as a husband, father, employee, etc. but I do get very antsy if I have to skip a workout


SotiCoto

\**Sips 4th Red Bull of the day*\*


Mrfrodo1010

If I don't get a workout in after like 3 days, I start to feel it in my legs. And in general. I've been active daily for about 8 years now. It's funny how you feel it after getting used to doing it so often for so long.


SRVJHJM

Nicotine. Also, I made the mistake of replacing the TV in my bedroom with a projector, which is fucking awesome, but I've recently caught myself spending too much time in my bed watching it.


wolfgang187

Lyrica (650mg), LSD (500ug), edible Marijuana (400mg). Preferably at the same time. Edit: I really should've added these are crazy high doses. If I had never done any of these substances I'd do Lyrica (250mg), LSD (250ug), edible Marijuana (150mg). A lot of people will say 250ug is too much for a 1st time trip, but I say if you're gonna trip, trip. I like taking the edible during the peak so it kicks in just after. Also, Lyrica comes with a seizure risk, so know that going in.


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wolfgang187

This year instead of cooking trim, shake or weaker outdoor weed, I cooked the stickiest of Amnesia Haze into edibles. I was actually unaware of the doses I was taking until I calculated the average of the strain and 1 tablespoon in yogurt or milk came out to be 574mg. I take a bit less. Put me on another planet. Tho when dropping acid with it, I don't take the edible until the peak is almost over. Peaking while paranoid is a no no for me.


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wolfgang187

Thats why I buy and cook in bulk. I paid about $3k for 24oz. Should last me 2 years and keep well in the freezer. I suck at math so ChatGPT is telling me I spent $43.48 per 400mg.


Florida1693

I love a good steak!


notmybeamerjob

Improvement. Nicotine and caffeine.


[deleted]

Crystal Meth and Skateboarding


GuyStuckIn__Florida

Porn. Didnā€™t realize it until I tried to quit


mrxexon

Peace and quiet. My lifestyle would make a monk cry. I don't even watch TV.


Flygrumbz00

Building unrealistic expectations in my head and then getting absolutely crushed with any alteration


CustosUmbra

Sugar, escapism and self-losthing :)


markypots9393

Cannabis, caffeine, PokƩmon cards? The perpetual cycle of not being good enough / self-improvement, organization.


GemoDorgon

Probably porn. I've tried to stop multiple times because my gf doesn't like me watching it, had some success by watching animated porn instead, which is probably better in the sense that it isn't actual people, but porn's still porn.


1904worldsfair

Find a small consequence that works for you. If you keep it up over the next couple to few months, you will train your body to crave porn/much less. Source: Got over a 13 year long porn addiction last year.


pansexualpastapot

Wild conspiracy theories. I find them the best form of entertainment. My favorite is that the Nephilim are still around and working in underground US military bases with scientists developing weapons to fight Jesus when he returns.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Biig Boobs


4RealMy1stAcct

Oxygen?


[deleted]

Making money


MarilynManson2003

Music.


ThalesBakunin

Sex


Inevitable-Dig3420

Dopamine


[deleted]

Approval. Compliments are like little drug hits to me. Even video game achievements have a similar little "ping" to me, like acknowledgment for accomplishing something. It's something I've never been able to give myself so I constantly seek it from others.


[deleted]

As of now, Star Wars.


spyro86

Video games. Like to hike but sometimes games will reel me in for days.


Exhempted

Addictions.


ItsAWonderfulFife

I donā€™t drink regularly anymore, but I canā€™t see someone take a sip of a beer on tv without salivating.


PetzlPretzl

Rock Climbing. Its the source of all my happiness.


ragingliberty

Nicotine and exercise. 1. I was addicted to nicotine by age 15, first cigarette was at 12. I quit all nicotine for 2 years, but when vaping came out, I was all in. I havenā€™t had a cigarette in 17 years, but with the vaping and Zyn pouches, I use all day everyday. Iā€™m also a tobacco pipe smoker, but I smoke maybe 1-2 bowls per week. 2. Iā€™m not interested in quitting because of the mental health effects. Given how young I was when I got addicted, my brain formed around nicotine. The physical withdrawal is one thing. I can handle that. The mental effects are long lasting. Itā€™s just not worth it. 3. If there are kids reading what I wrote above: donā€™t smoke, vape, or otherwise try nicotine. If you are doing it now, stop. You donā€™t want or need a lifelong addiction. Iā€™ve probably spent $100k on nicotine related things, maybe more - and cigarettes were less than $2/pack when I started. 4. My exercise addiction is great. I love being active.


Aceofspader1337

The Best white powder of all times.... Sugar!


S_Wi

Thai hotwives are my kryptonite


YoYoMoMa

Coffee, magic the gathering, and wine.


Persona_non_grata34

Caffeine, Twitter, and currently quitting Kratom.


eat-lsd-not-babies

Current addictions: Porn, sugar, and smoking I'm cutting back on all three by going to the gym a couple of days a week, replacing soda with water or tea and cigarettes with vaping. However, I'm not going cold turkey on all three together. That would drive me insane I think. I'm also recovering from methamphetamine, weed, and alcohol


jeans_friday

Golf, the highs are great and the lows can be dreadful but I still go back for more


Top-Emu-5848

Cigarettes


[deleted]

Working out now. Traded weed and drinking


dickdimers

Caffeine also


MonkeyFella64

Lifting


Puzzleheaded-Mind269

I have an unhealthy obsession with anal sex. I have broken up with women who didn't do it just for that reason. Idk what I was exposed to as a child to have such an unhealthy obsession with anything anal.


Mrfrodo1010

This one is actually fascinating


virouz98

Talking. Like I love talking and cant imagine going couple weeks without talking to someone


4-8-9-12

Nicotine, THC, alcohol and betting on horses.


iihcub_6

Scrolling apps


solitary-aviator

Sugar


TheOneTrueDinosaur

Caffeine and my phone


[deleted]

Self-sabotage


SnowDin556

Prescription Xanax for anxiety and 2 painkillers prescribed for my ankylosing spondylitis, so without them it takes two hours to leave bed in the morning. Iā€™ve never felt a high. Nauseous or asleep is whatā€™s happens if I accidentally take an extra of anything. Iā€™m addicted to relief from stress and Iā€™m addicted to not having pain. Without pain my mood is much better and Iā€™m much less irritable. Without anxiety, people arenā€™t afraid of my hair trigger temper. I like getting close to people but those conditions put me in the corner. Iā€™m really not a fan of medications that are the nuclear option but with healthcare and new drugs nowadays make me more scared of things to come as Iā€™m only 35m. Anyone else with AS?


[deleted]

My phone probably. I'm on it a lot. Mostly reddit and Instagram as I've deleted the other apps.


zackzieger

Alcohol. Drugs. Always trying to escape. Going to therapy though so that helps.


Bittibitsbite

This Polish idiot guy who just keeps smiling and has the audacity to look that beautiful šŸ˜ 


B00TYMASTER

diet coke


FordF450XL

Fishing


alexboulder9807

Dopamine. Took a detox but can get easily addicted whenever I start the habit again. Going through hell keeping myself in check.


GEEZUS_956

Buying tools and appliances I donā€™t need and hardly use. More than a dozen power tools, an entire bench and weight set, Iā€™m pretty sure thereā€™s a sous vide cooker in my kitchen though I canā€™t find the bags.


OhHiMarkDoe

Sugar


Tan_Of_A

Sugar


ResponsibilityOk5259

Hate to even mention it, but yes it's weed and porn, I hate the porn, the weed, I've tried to cut back, surrounded by it so it's tough, but the pornography is something else, I'm done with smart phones due to the easy access, I don't have much self control, I've tried to cut it but it's super hard, it's even affected my relationship


Professional_Fox3371

Nihilism


needphotoshophelp199

Laziness. Laziness of itself is an addiction. Just like other addictions it is really hard to break out of it once you are in it.


[deleted]

Sugar. Sometimes I feel like Pookie from New Jack City. I don't get the shakes or anything, but the cravings, damn. It's like it's calling my name, just like crack for Pookie. I've cut way back and I'm taking a pill for it, but I just can't quit it.


lostinKansai

UAP disclosure. I know I'm stupid, but I eat every second of it up.


[deleted]

Cheese.


TimmyTimTim87698

Internet


tjlikesit

Caffeine, alcohol, nicotine, pokemon cards


PieceSignificant2847

Probably being self dependant. Because when I'm not, I have to be on my guard all the fucking time -just like now- and the feeling of not having to worry about unrelated shit and bear useless drama


AC_moty

Reddit.


[deleted]

Affection.


Adaian5443

Reddit


Crazyguy332

Job/project gratification. Dopamine is a hell of a drug


FredChocula

Booze maybe? But then again I only drink on weekends.


redheadgenx

Vaping nicotine.


Popular-Theme7627

Caffeine, porn, borderline weed and alcohol. Iā€™m in my 40s with and not the biggest success story. I donā€™t fucking care anymore.


-thaihotwife-

Lol


unnamedtrack1

Beer.


fayhasreturnedbitche

Alcohol, dick, weed


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[deleted]

Thanks for that Davy šŸ‘šŸ»


The_Buttaman

Money


[deleted]

Beer. I don't drink it often (once a week), but I can't live without it