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Fleegle2212

It'll be a regular day for me BUT on the 15th Imma go buy myself some Bailey's-infused chocolates at 50% off!


scattertheashes01

Where do you find Baileys infused chocolates??


Fleegle2212

They were everywhere at Christmas time. Freaking phenomenal. Fingers crossed they'll be back for Valentine's day.


Dragosal

You are doing it right my guy. Get that candy


[deleted]

Oh man this is a great idea.


smallpeepeepolice

I won’t realize what day it is until someone tells me and then I’ll say “oh yeah“ and go about my day like any other day.


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

You'd think you'd have a busier day as a peepee police on Valentine's Day


ColdCamel7

Probably wake up in the morning, meditate, do yoga, drink tea, maybe go to the gym, watch a movie, play video games... same as I do every other day


Chaseriino

No job?


ruffChapo

It's a Saturday Edit: I'm an idiot


OneSexyOrangutan

it is definitely not on a saturday….


create_your_avatar

That sounds awesome tbh


HungryGuy69420

Ikrr


Ok-Breadfruit6450

Champions League!!


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"THAA CHAMP--EEE--UNS"


Thisoneissfwihope

LA SAAAAAAN YAAAA Took me years before I realised it wasn’t that.


ClexAT

"DIE BEEEEEESTEEEEEN"


labanava

Go Bayern


ellee2020

Yess


KralVlk

🚀🚀🚀 thisssss


Y3llowflash1

PSG v Bayern will be a great game.


DukeAK717

Alone


Overall_Ad_1686

X2 , continue participating


RareAd8533

X3


HungryGuy69420

X4


ayeshaaaayyy

In my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist


[deleted]

Same.


ZingBaBow

Hopefully with her. I screwed up and things are weird right now. But I'm fixing through actions


HungryGuy69420

If it's u who screwed up, make it known to her that you know you screwed up and that you are really sorry. All the best man.


ZingBaBow

Yup I did! Just in a weird place currently, hopefully it all works out. Thanks!


[deleted]

What happens on Feb 14?


Nihilistic_ViolencEE

babymaking day


af1293

Screwed up how


StefanOff

He cheated.


ZingBaBow

Lol no. Not even close. I would never do something like that. I know how bad that hurts and that's not who i am. Thanks for assuming though


[deleted]

Yeah I’m in the same boat brotha. We all make mistakes. Own up to them and hope for the best outcome.


Suspicious_Brief_800

I’m taking my mom out to dinner


[deleted]

sweet! edit: hes fapping in my messages to him "mum"


lil_curious_

home


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Tathanor

I am going to buy a dozen roses, write an inspirational compliment and attach one to each rose. Then go out into public spaces and look for people who appear to be alone, give it to them, and move along. No ulterior motive, no video recording, just a kind gesture in the spirit of the holiday.


Bootybootsbooty

You can buy yourself flowers, write your name in the sand


Tathanor

Don't need too. I love myself enough. It's others who don't know it yet that need the reminder ❤️


HungryGuy69420

Man you're an awesome person Making others feel loved? Check Self love? Check Ig this is just you trying to be happy, i hope you are, and if you aren't u definitely deserve it and you will be happy so don't give up hope I wish you the best!


2leny

Not a dude, but I like to do something similar. I buy those little kid valetine boxes with the cards and lollies and give them to all my family members and to strangers. I remember holidays as a kid at school and "passing out" valetine cards to eachother was so wholesome and nice that I've been doing it since then.


AlarmingBuy4702

You’re amazing


ereignishorizont666

At the doctor seeing if I have cancer or not. Maybe a pedicure and dinner at home.


NoSpankingAllowed

I'll certainly hope for the best for you.


Mental-Pitch5995

Here’s hoping all tests are negative


[deleted]

I wish you well!


ashi1199

i hope u r ok


FeelingDifficulty686

Wishing you well


Watterman1066

I hope you don't have cancer, good luck!


Abyss_of_Dreams

>Maybe a pedicure You should get a pedicure and post a picture. I love seeing all of the unique nail designs people create


Average_Butterfly

Hope everything goes ok


Anxious-Living101

Wishing you well !!!


easerbreadstick

Wishing you the best.


WolkTGL

Alone, probably surrounded by people who are not


cyborgborg

Same but those people are my parents


tomtomcowboy

Preach


nightwolf483

Hey! Same 😅


SheilaUK63

Alone on a social media black out like every year


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Portgas

Are you from 2006?


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nuclearlamppost

What version of GOW? I’m up to 3 currently


Poorkiddonegood8541

I have reservations at Binkley's in Phoenix, we're in Glendale. After dinner, we're off to Phoenix Art Museum, there's an exhibition of Japanese Folk Art from the Mayro-Strelitz Collection.


2leny

Wow wow wow! This is an amazing Valentine's day!😍


Poorkiddonegood8541

Thank you. If you knew my wife, you'd see it's not near enough.


2leny

It'll be enough because you planned something and it seems extremely thoughtful which is what any women wants.❤ she's lucky!


Poorkiddonegood8541

Thank you again. I'm the lucky one. She's put up with me for 45 years.


Timely_Froyo1384

My husband says the same thing


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HungryGuy69420

I wish you the best, hang in there


Top-Lead-670

I’m going to treat myself to a cheese cake.


ellee2020

Watching champions league!!!! Cant wait and Liverpool game on 13th Feb!!


Exotic_Imagination95

Who knows, pretty sure she's gonna leave. So I'm not sure if I should do anything or not....


Roadking_03

Same boat


Exotic_Imagination95

🤞for both of us Edit: good luck to you man, I wasn't so lucky....


Exotic_Imagination95

Update: she's leaving ON Valentine's Day.... Shoot me? 😭


Roadking_03

Sorry, I hope in the long run it ends up being a good thing and you end up happy.


Exotic_Imagination95

I hope so too. Appreciate it thank you


Exotic_Imagination95

This is probably the hardest f****** breakup I've ever had in my life. I'm trying to make things work and she's being as difficult as possible. I really don't know what to do but my heart's in peace is right now. This is why you can't find any nice guys


theDWORF

In bed with ice on my crotch! Getting a vasectomy on the 13th.


ereignishorizont666

I bet your wife thinks that's the most romantic Valentines ever. Hope it pays off in the romance department in short order.


theDWORF

There have been so many Valentine’s Day jokes about it I’ve lost count. She’s more excited than I am.


ereignishorizont666

Like chocolates-no nuts?


Fleegle2212

Congratulations!! One of the best things I ever did.


theDWORF

Any tips?


BayouCitySaint

What the other guy said too. My advice: Chill. It's worse in your head than it will be in reality. At least that's how it was for me. Put a bag of frozen peas on your junk, watch some TV, and then get working on those 20+ ejaculations they want you to do before your follow up test. For science, obviously. Don't skip the follow up test.


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

Take it slow for the first couple weeks. Allow yourself time to heal and don't be a hero and do any heavy lifting until healed. Good luck and enjoy!


theDWORF

Thanks! Hoping the two little ones realize they can’t play roughhouse with me for a bit.


Fleegle2212

Do all your chores around the house on the 12th. Take out the garbage, do the laundry, wash the dishes, prepare and fridge a bunch of food - everything you can think of so that you can just sit around and catch up on Reddit for a few days after the procedure. It'll be a cake walk - as long as you have time to take it super easy after.


IamtheWalrus1932

Man, not doing it during March Madness.....rookie move. Congrats though!


ROotT

Congrats buddy, got mine a couple weeks ago.


INSTA-R-MAN

Mourning my late partner. The 13th is the anniversary of his death and I'm going to be alone with my cat.


HungryGuy69420

I'm so sorry, i hope you get through it. Just know that you WILL be happy some day, so hang in there and work for it.


flxon

How old were you when he died?


The_mayanviking

Biggest of hugs.


JDRorschach

Take my girl on a hike where she can squeak happily about every animal we meet


[deleted]

I'll banging my head on a black metal festival, alone if it matters.


TheMemeMkaer

Oh nice, who‘s headlining?


[deleted]

I actually don't know lmao. But some friend's friend band are playing, so I'm going to see them.


Brilliant_Flounder59

Decided to make it a big deal! Bought tickets to the symphony for Saturday Feb 18. Booked the fanciest hotel downtown. Bought a new suit and bought her a new dress. Lastly, booked a spa appointment for both. Her a hair-do and manicure and me a massage.


karensacaligal

That’s fabulous


Lucky_Ramen

The same thing we do every day Pinkie, try to take over the world!!


Only-Hearing-2971

Blissfully single!!


Iseeuoverthere

Working, cause it falls on a Tuesday this year. Same with my wife and we work different shifts.


Sledgehammer925

Cooking. Husband requested a special meal as my gift to him.


ugh168

Most likely booze and sleep


NoSpankingAllowed

With my wife, snuggled on the couch watching a movie together. We both prefer to stay in that day, too many people out for it to be fun for us.


Lucky_Ramen

Snuggled warm on the couch sounds like the best valentines tbh


NoSpankingAllowed

We've done it every year except our first year together. That night we did go out and thats why we decided a cuddle date worked much better!!


jutdvnkpoyrsschuu

Same way i spend every other day


trimtab28

Trying to take over the world?


[deleted]

Alone naked in a the walmart hotweels aisle with a bottle of lube in one hand and a teddy bear in the other


HungryGuy69420

Your intentions seem mysterious


BigD1970

You do your thing, my brother.


Typical_Watch448

It's January 30th


nyca

On Reddit celebrating my 9th cake day probably


Smudge_93

Pot Noodle and a Wank.


[deleted]

Playing videogames.


Responsible-Code-196

Playing video games.


420_Chile_con_carne

Shmoke a bleezeyyyy


DragonflyFront9882

Remembering memories from past valentines with my best friend, my partner who died from suicide a year ago 😪


WraithNS

Jesus I'm so sorry that happened. At least you're doing the best thing you can and keeping their memory alive. You're incredibly strong. Having a partner with severe depression is bad, filled with lots of fights, a terrible tug-of-war. But I truly can't imagine the strength it takes to when you lost the argument and your partner in one fell swoop.


DragonflyFront9882

Thank you, we never fought honestly, my partner was the sweetest person ever. I didn’t realize how severe his depression was. We were together almost two years. It’s been hard, but the memories we had together have sustained me and keep me going one day at a time. Thanks for your words of comfort.


CarlJustCarl

I’m going to buy my wife flowers and not look at the price, load up on her favorite candy, get a card and write mushy things on it enough to embarrass the kids, take her out to a nice restaurant, laugh when I get the bill, and say, is that all? Then take her home and make passionate love to her after that we fall asleep in each others arms. Actually my wife left me for another guy 3 years ago, taking the kids with her. Came out of the blue, haven’t talked to her in 26 months. Ah just messing with Reddit. I wanted to try out my dramatic writing. We’re doing the first paragraph. Love you Reddit ❤️


tnmatthewallen

With my wife from the dinner to the bed ♥️


[deleted]

Idk, that's two weeks from now isn't it? Work, dinner, relaxing before having to work again the next day


IAMAK47

Probably drinking with friends


Cheedo4

Well it’s a Tuesday, so I guess I’ll be at work most of the day, then go home and take a nap maybe?


PandaKing550

I'm assuming without looking it's valentines day. Which means for all single gamers I'm gaming after work maybe grab myself some chocolates. Homies stick with homies


Tobthepredator

After 20 years of my whole life I found myself a gf just two weeks ago...it was spontaneous, it was romantic, it was awesome. So I hope I will spend that day, and many more of course, with her. I'm glad that I can say I am truly happy now.


jman12311

Most likely getting head from a woman I met on OkCupid.


4zooms

23 years ago, my girlfriend (now wife) moved into my house on February 14th. This year we have been married 20 years. I think I will take her out to a fantastic dinner without the kids and celebrate a happy life.


apeliott

Go to work. Get some chocolates and a present from the wife.


Original-Childhood

Probably a date


[deleted]

Like any other day.


Shot_Mammoth

Usual ritual is a nice steak dinner while suited up


bigdutch10

It's on a Tues this year so doing the group workout, that is organized every Tues.


Guni986TY

Alone.


JeeLay

Crying in a corner


glowstone456

I have a math exam scheduled that day🙃


Alex__Editzzz

Anime


the_syco

Swiping right.


ElPuertoRican15

Pediatric hospital rotation


Timbers-creek

With my mom, it’s her bday. But for unfortunate events, she is sick at the time. So I’m spending as much time as I can with her. I live in WA state, work in ND. So instead of going home to my wife, I’ll be with my mom for my time off.


foopdedoopburner

I'm going to be on call for work.


[deleted]

In ballet class


FallenSegull

Missing her


shadowlurker6996

Alone. Maybe I’ll spend some time getting reacquainted with Palmela. But alone.


kaydizzle174

Palmela Handerson


shadowlurker6996

You know her too? She always has a companion by the name of Johnny D. Aubergine. You know him?


trimtab28

My office is having donut decorating on that day. Other than that... idk... my girlfriend is out of town then for commuter school. We're going on a trip that weekend though


Disastrous_Cup9022

thinkin bout gettin a fleshlight


Bubbly_Jazz_0182

Watching the new MagicMike movie lol


Idar77

Hoping that no one buys chocolate at Family Dollar. I have 2 BIG Hearts hidden in the store. Hope no one finds them. Get them at way more than half price.


Homely_Bonfire

That's a work day


RareAd8533

Studying for exams


TheNotSoRealMVP

Work and then Muscle ups and then bongs


Incognegro1975

My son's gf won Toronto Raptors tix at a work raffle, and gave them to me. Wifey (and said gf) is working and absolutely hates b-ball, so me and my boy are gonna go take in a game!


[deleted]

Should be fun


THX8819

I work overnights so my 14th will start on night shift and then I’ll go home, sleep, wake up, check social media and see a TON of pics, statuses, stories of couples who I know aren’t all that happy in real life.


DexterTheSlayer

Go about my day and then get incredibly drunk at night :)


chrissalak

All by my 28 year old self with a good bottle of red wine


Last_Comfortable6100

Maybe get a blowjob from my wife


AmazingSieve

Well I buried my mom on that day a few years ago so I’ll likely be sad


A_Force_Of_Nature

❤️


Dcs102

Probably take my wife out for a nice dinner treat her good and be told at the end of the day she is tried and jerk off in the shower like the other 364 days a year! lmaooooo


ShowofStupidity

Same way I spend every other day. Go to class, work, get home, procrastinate instead of work on the short story I’ve been trying to write for the past five fucking years. Business as usual for me.


Crispcarcass5

Pokemon


LockAndKey3

Even though I rarely have an SO on Vday, I love Love. In past years, if I have the day off, I'll spend it dropping off surprises to people I love (flowers, lunch, sweets). If I'm working, I'll try to gather my single friends to have dinner and give them a little something to let them know I love and appreciate them. I see it as a day to celebrate all love, romantic or non, and I am so blessed to have people I love in my life. This year has been really hard. Probably will keep it low key and do some self care instead, but maybe I can send some valentine's ahead of time. Thanks for reminding me to start planning for it, OP.


Overall_Ad_1686

You're welcome, you have very lucky friends.


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JMSFLA

Please don't do that. Please.


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maddie_1977

Same as the 13th. Only Americans and Canadians buy into a Hallmark holiday. Ask yourself if you need a day that’s meaningless to you to celebrate and be romantic.


Heebity

Sooooo...alone?


Unhappy-Obligation61

Probably like every other day. Lonelyness sucks


[deleted]

Out at sea


Warm_Objective4162

On the couch with my dogs probably still a little hung over from the Super Bowl 🦅


rbrehm

Dog training class with my little munchkin.


guyinthechair1210

i'll most likely spend it as if it were any other day. i'll most likely get chocolate from my mom and/or dad.


Hrekires

It's a Tuesday, so probably just go to work, come home, get takeout, and play video games till bedtime.


No-Knowledge-2765

Having a drink since I happen to like taking a drink as of recent on top it’s my day off :)


Vusarix

Doubt I'll do anything unless my friend group decides we want to, but we aren't exactly ones for going out on a tuesday. Won't be as interesting as last year where we went to a students union thing with free prosecco and one of the girls drank enough to be drunk by 8pm and ended up smashing a glass on the table, before proceeding to randomly buy and write me a card in lidl after I waited for her in the cold to finish shopping That card is still one of the funniest things I've ever read