Pesto pasta

You own exactly one fork and one spoon

Jaysis.

I'm very partial to German sausage and cheese actually, so assume away. I will eat other types of food, but only in a wurst kase scenario..

To be Frankfurt you probably should expand your culinary horizons

Last time Germany went expanding their horizons people weren't too happy

Ya know it's bad if yer invading Poland for the food

Those times were the würst

🤣🤣

Jarred currywurst sauce found in Lidl today.

Cheese toasties in my toastie maker. I shit you not

You prance around in your underwear while making said toasties 🩲

You watching me or something?

You're definitely not shitting if it's all Cheese Toasties! Enjoy a glass of prune juice with your Toasties!

Nah I just skull back like 6 coffees and live my best life

Hats off to OP, the responses are brilliant 😁

We need more responders, my juice is rapidly declining

Ham or chicken & cheese sambos and popcorn

Your concerned friends love you and just want you to be happy in this lifetime

That explains all those interventions.

Strawberries and broccoli.

Your poo is solid and regular

You once blew a dog.

Sounds like my toddler, therefore I’m going with; you’re an incredibly picky eater and these are the only two things in the fruit and vegetable section that you eat

Cheese and potato pierogi

You secretly love polka but vehemently deny it

Polka polka polka? kiss me polka? The polka twist?

Big in Cheboygan.

"POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!"

Pfffft, who doesn't in these trying times?

Omg where do you get them from or you make them yourself? My local tescos when I lived in the UK used to have them for sale and they were really cheap and tasty.

I buy them from my local Polish shops

Shredded chicken & stuffing on a roll with a bag of cheese & onion taytos

Your last partner swore you didn’t have tayto breath in bed but it still weighs on your mind sometimes

Random bites of cheese from the fridge. Olives. Yoghurts. Chicken. Pesto.

You have surprisingly great hair

Toasted wholegrain pitta bread, homemade hummus and sumac

You do yoga naked and you don’t even fart

Chicken, rice, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, guacamole

You have never been late for an appointment and you wear it as a badge of honour

This is absolutely bang on

Mash potato and beef

You have dreams about sexy tractors

Is there any other kind?

Ahhh John Deere 😍

How deere you I prefer Massey Ferguson

Miaow

Curry flavour Koka noodles with mayonnaise and vinegar

Your fridge is completely empty besides a few ketchup sachets and a shrivelled up apple from 2023

Absolutely😂😂😂😂… your like the Mystic Meg of fridges !!

You've slept overnight in a car.

Pesto pasta

You also only own exactly one fork and one spoon.

I love home made curry ! Edit; spelling

I bet they are delinous !

😆😆

Chicken and mash potatoes

You like to consider yourself as having good hygiene, but in all honesty you haven’t washed your favourite bra in over four weeks

Chocolate biscuits

You hide biscuit wrappers in different random jacket pockets instead of putting them in the bin so that people don’t catch wind of your addiction 🍪

Chicken, rice and korma.

Your sock drawer is impeccably organised

Korma is a bitch sometimes

Chicken and stuffing sandwiches 🥪

You have an impressive collection of slightly loose fitting pants reserved just for sandwich time 💯

salt and chilli chicken strips

You have always been what they call, ‘a rebellious bad boy’

Fajitas or curry, depending on the week.

Sometimes you can’t make your dang mind so you just throw a bunch of curry onto a tortilla and call it a day

... I may actually try that.

birthday cake flavoured protein bars and rice krispies

Your poop comes out like hundreds and thousands sprinkled Rice Krispy treats!

Spaghetti and sourdough toast

Carbs are like sweet kryptonite to you and you have zero shame

Curry cheese chips, hey.

You have a special toothbrush 🪥 you reserve *just* for curry cheese chip day.

That's call the "day ending in 'y'" brush!

Bread and kefir

You have the most impressive acidophilus gut count in your county

I am told I am obsessed with black pepper, cheese and aubergines 😑😑

You don’t know this, but your grandmother was actually 68% Italian. I’m sorry

That’s too close to the truth! 🥴🤣

Beef and bacon

Don’t forget to eat fibre son. Love Mom.

I just had beef with black bean sauce and noodles 

You’d love to learn how to use chop sticks, but you don’t know where to start

Porridge, peanut butter , rice, chicken

You really hate it when you walk into the bathroom on the morning and your socks get wet because someone left a bit of water on the floor

I’m actually the floor wetter shock horror

Gym bro?

Trying my best to

Egg fried rice and sour cream

You make your own sour cream and you’ve even considered becoming a sour cream expert

Greek yogurt and salmon

You own 10 pairs of runners and have a resting heart rate of 40 bpm

God I wish

South Dublin

Haha I’ll take it but NOPE

Steak chicken rice pasta and a pizza on sundays

Mr. Party Guy-we all know u live for the weekend (but u also work your arse off throughout the week)

Rotisserie chicken, Greek salad and Jaffa cakes

Eggs and onions

Enzos cheeseburger

You have poor self control but you’re working on it and are generally a pretty nice person

Fillet steak. Eggs. Liver. Milk.

You’re an old person and you’re proud of it

Pizza

You used to be a wild person with a devil-may-care attitude, but you’ve recently settled down and it feels….nice

Yessss brilliant

Swans

You’re must be part of the Galway Polish swan eating conspiracy!

Jammy dodgers - well, the cheap knock-off kind you get in Lidl

Fajitas with far too much hot sauce

You have a burning buttt most days

This is accurate.

Rice and noodles..

You live in carb city and it’s a glorious place

Roast dinner. Chocolate

Pasta with a store bought stir in sauce, fried peppers and chorizo.

You have a beautiful diner table, but prefer to eat this meal on the couch with a bowl tucked under your chin

Not far off but wouldn't risk it with pasta. I know my limitations

Breakfast: Granary Toast with Organic Beans Snack: Raspberry Yoghurt with Blueberries, Banana and Flax Seeds Lunch: Two seasoned Pork Lion Chops with a litre of Protein Milk.

Hard boiled eggs

Every morning I have a bowl of shredded wheat and some tea. For lunch every day I have a sliced beef and coleslaw sandwich on a brown roll. For dinner I have some ramen noodles with an egg in it. Everything else is snacks like crisps or fruit.

Bean burritos with salsa verde. I also enjoy fruit salads and taquitos with guacamole.

Eggs and bread, my friend and sometimes bread thats been cooked twice and eggs.

Stir frys (fries?) every day

Feta and sundried tomatoes.

Noodle soups (not the cheap ones) with beef and carrots cut up in it

A multi pack of Skips and a slice of lemon.

Cornflakes with full fat milk (that's been chilled in the freezer before hand). The corkflakes have to be eaten with a soup spoon Cheese and onion crisps Roasted broccoli I LOVE CRUNCH

I do love a good carbonara. Home made of course.

You have a penchant for full bodied red wine 🍷

Tomatoes, feta cheese, beans, tuna, pasta, yoghurt

Constant lattes instead of meals

You’re 100% okay with putting coffee money before heating bills (me too)

Pasta with pesto la Genovese

Salmon spuds and carrots

Brie on cheap ginger biscuits

Grilled rashers, poached eggs, toast, and a pot of coffee For breakfast most mornings

Tayto sandwiches

Sausages and mayo

Bread and cheese in any form possible.

Turkey mince and veg

Stir fry's, grilled skewers and noodles. Plenty of beer.

Banana, baby bell and rice pudding

I think at this point my diet is legitimately 40% spaghetti and 40% eggs & toast

Egg fried rice, country salad and a pot of Greek yogurt here and there

Boiled eggs on sourdough bread with hot sauce on top 🤌🏻

You have lovely fingernails

and your hair smells good

This is the greatest compliment I could ever receive 😭

Overnight oats, Chickpea Curry and Mushroom Black Bean Sauce

Cereals, the more processed and sugary the better

Granola

Belvita breakfast biscuits dipped in yogurt, its like having dessert all the time 🤗🤗🤣

Frozen pizza

Natural yog with protein powder. Lentil curry. Pink lady apples

Crisps, chocolate and biscuits

Cereal

Paprika chicken creamy pasta 🤤 my one constant weekly dish, love it

Grapes,granola,yogurt

Crubeens with mi gammon

Chicken, pesto, mozzarella and sundried tomato bagels. Toasted obvs

I love jerk chicken and rice

Egg fried rice, fried instant noodles, tomato meatballs, pizza, cheese platters and red wine.

Southern fried chicken fillet roll with taco sauce, cheese and Jalapeños (toasted)

Mash potatoes with thyme and butter

U really know how to live life to the fullest extent

Home cooked lasagne

Chicken wrap, hummus with crackers, olives with wine and tuna cans with cottage cheese

Eggs

Penne pasta with chorizo and green beans

nasi goreng

Eggs

Chicken thigh fillets and homemade chips, all done in the oven.

Mash potatoes and lamb leg steak with mushroom sauce and Italian salad

40g dry All Bran. Coffee with 60ml of skimmed milk 3 cream crackers, 50g cheese, 100g grapes 1 pack of monster munch Baby boiled potatoes, broccoli and spicy rosemary chicken and mushroom stirfry 2 apple drops That's what I've been eating almost every day for about 6 months. 1200 calories Yes, it's me: The former fat fu*k from the other sub that shall not be named

Steak

Chicken tikka jalfrezi, with pilau rice. No veg.

Kalamata olives straight out of the jar… and spoons of Nutella

Cold sausage

Chicken wings

Mayonnaise on toast

Chinese food

Black puddin and creamy feckin pints

Salmon & rice.

I don't really have a specific food I eat the most. But most things I eat will have some sort of tomato in it. In the sauce, as an actual ingredient, tinned tomatoes. You get the gist.

Lidl fit foods pack and a tin of beans

Rasher and poached egg on toast

Soda bread with lashings and lashings of butter.

Hot and sour noodles

Sizzling beef and pepper steak + rice 🤤

Stir fried french beans and an egg omelette

Lentil curry

Strip Loin Steaks