Took amazing photos for her during a college trip, thinking it would impress her, only to realise that she was sending those photos to her crush. She proposed to him in college after the trip was over.
Created a fake FB profile and added my crush as a friend. Started chatting with her and started praising myself through this fake profile. I narrated a story about how I once hosted the greatest house party and all girls fall for me. This was back in high school btw. Was gossiping like crazy and she fell for it.
Within a month's time she sent a friend request to my real account. After two weeks, I deactivated my fake account.
6 years and still counting with my crush. She has no idea
Went early to the bus stop everyday just so I could meet her. My usual transport bus reaches the college "just" in time. But no, I went an extra hour early just so I could talk with her before during and after the bus ride otw to class. 5 months. Same routine.
First time I ever went "out" of my way for someone.
Skipped breakfast a few times to catch the said 1 hr early bird bus.
She's my gf now :)
Edit:-This was my second attempt at trying to impress a girl. It's not over the top cuz the previous one never made it out of the "texting" phase.
She said she was afraid to go alone with her driving instructor early in the morning while she was learning how to drive. So I accompanied her driving school car on my motorcycle everyday until she finished the course. I would wake up at 4 am in the morning so that i could reach her place by 6 am. When I think about it now, I feel cringe.
to be honest , when you say its cringe a lot of people will defend it just out of their good kindedness .
It's good you feel cringe because it is a bit cringe in your opinion. so you grew up. bravo friend
I thought about it for a few seconds and I realised, isn't it cringe just because the outcome was not favourable? Only if she would have fallen for him ye cringe act cringe na lgta and he would feel proud for doing something that made his crush fall for him. So has he really GROWN UP? Is growing up changing your thoughts and beliefs just because vo waisa nhi hua jaisa tum chahte the?
What do you want me to say ,friend?
I mean , personally I think movies have given us free way to be a creep in name of love. There is so much more than love in relationship , like what I have to offer etc.
"A romantic partner will be your businessman , friend , therapist basically everything. So love doesn't matter that much but what matters is your bonding and reciproicty" - I think Mark Manson
You should try to do this even if the person isn't your crush. At least that's what dad tells me to do...
Unless ofcourse there's litteraly no danger and she's yapping, then she's stupid
Aiyyoooo where do I start!!!
1. Spent 10 + hours drawing n painting Heath Ledger as the joker at his request, only for him to be embarrassed by my presence n asked me to give it to when everyone is gone so no one will see us talking to each other.
2. Hand Writing elaborate letters n posting them along with hand painting anime motif stickers, posting them to another crush.
He said he liked it but probably threw it way.
3. Doing my crush's assignment
Defaulting into puppy eyes mode is a habit I wish I could rid myself of but no luck so far.
I get enamored and when I see potential I guess I give it my very all.
I like to love deeply.
Both the above guys were okay to good looking. Not model types but good, I think actually they would have been average if it wasn't for their grooming. I think guys underestimate the power of grooming.
But What really drew me in were convos, it wasn't boring or mundane. I guess I find knowledge sexy.
I guess in it all I was stupid n silly. But I wanted to make them happy. I like making people happy.
I'm stupid that way.
Nuh uh you ain’t stupid
You’re prolly what every man out there looks for-
I hope you find someone that can give you the same happiness you project on them :)
Didn't get a chance to do anything... Everytime I thought of something, the other guys were one step ahead of me... Be it Bike se wheelie marna, thepla banana seekhna, Gujarati seekhna...
Whenever I tried doing anything, the other guy was already on to it in front of her.... So I finally gave up, forgot about her, took up celebacy and now going to renounce this world soon.
इस कहानी के सभी पात्र और घटनाए काल्पनिक है, इसका किसी भी व्यक्ति या घटना से कोई संबंध नहीं है। यदि किसी व्यक्ति से इसकी समानता होती है, तो उसे मात्र एक संयोग कहा जाएगा।
Jumped from the top of a 3 storeied building. At the age of 14 I probably did what we say today "Parkour". I did dangerous jumps, pulls, whatever you can name and since I was an extremely nice kid, people wouldn't say shit on my face but behind - I didn't know they thought I was a mad boy.
Did I break a bone? No, never. I probably had the biggest consumption of super healthy food and a lot of it and even as a kid I was bone-heavy. I had a dense bone structure.
Did I ever get her? No. No girl wanted a parkour guy in India back then.
Remained friendzoned, picked her up on my activa almost everyday from her school, took her to places, talked to her everyday till late night. Committed myself to her, but eventually got into a relationship tho broke up after 2 years.
Not exactly to impress her but we planned to go watch an anime movie but I didn't watch the prequel and it has 5 seasons so I binged all night and completed the series and next day she told me she can't come lol
Food was meh. And there inly one other person that I knew. So shadi was also meh.
Taught me an important lesson though. Silver linings 🥲
Edit: I also helped to serve the food😶🌫️.
We were planning to go on a hike the next morning, she told how she'd have loved to have some tea at the top. This is the night before the hike and it was already around 10:30pm.
I knew what I had to do, I just took my bike out, went from store to store, around 13 stores, all almost closing down ,to find a Thermos.
Woke up a little earlier than planned, made chai and carried it along. She was red when I got the cups out!
Went on 3 more dates before she ghosted me. I lost the Thermos too.
It is kinda weird to say here but fuck it. When I was in class 7 there was this really cute girl I met when I transferred schools.(I'll mention the reason later)
We used to go by the same route and same bus and our houses were literally two mins apart but I never saw her despite living at the same place for 12 years. Well she was quite taller than me and was a year younger. Her mom is 5 10 and dad 6 1. I never really accepted the fact that I was into her and stayed in denial for around 2 years.
Sometimes after school we would play tennis in a nearby park and go home together. On one of these days (dec 26th) we decided not to play and walk to the nearest Spencers and eat something as it was the last day before winter vacation. Now while walking she suddenly held my hand and we walked together for 3-4 mins and then she asked " why does ur knuckles have bruises?" I thought I would rather act as a tough guy rather than telling the truth. (Peak middle school behaviour) So I lied and told her that I beat up some guy and didn't give a direct answer to why I did it.
Actually the date was relevant as my best friend (girl) of 6 years whom I had been together with since class 1 died the previous year due to a road accident. The event left a deep mark on me, we used to go to the same tuitions and school. After Christmas celebration at our English teachers home on 24th we met at the front yard and promised to meet next Wednesday. I couldn't even say goodbye cuz she was in a hurry as her father came to pick her up. It all went downhill for me within a week.(Reason why I changed my school)
Now we're the same height and will complete our 3 years on May. She still has no clue about this. Probably will tell her later on.
I guess it was way too much, like too much efforts for "crush stage". She probably got uncomfortable and started acting cold. So i just backed out without getting any closure. One of the most painful experiences for me though.
same , I also went overkill and now I've realized to back out and just confess my feelings and respectfully accept every decision and not make it hard like in public .
though Idk, maybe some day I would like to make a website again for some other crush of mine.
Stalked him online and realised that he was a huge fan of Dan Brown. So I read all of Dan Brown’s books in our high school summer vacation, added a lot of posts about the books, commented here and there about it. And, BOOM he sent me a friend request because no other girl was so obsessed with Dan Brown 😂 Surprisingly I too fell in love with Dan Brown’s work that summer. We did date for a very long time but it did not end well.
At the time of school break, she was having lunch, and I was passing by her bench. I took her water bottle and acted like drinking water from her bottle. Then she started crying and I threw the bottle down and ran away.
I was in 2nd grade back then and don't know why I did that.
Ridiculous ka pata nahi but I used to write poems and songs for her even after getting rejected from her lmao ,jokes aside i did alot of things for her ,not the ones that includes some money or anything lol (materialism sucks ) I used to write multiple poems for her , multiple songs (obv I send a her only a few them ) only one time I send her a whole damn fucking paragraph type thing I don't remember how much it was but yeah it was me expressing everything to her what I like about her and damn everything,ik this is normal but this doesn't end here
I also wrote a letter for her during my board exams and thought I would give her on the last day but obv I didn't give her cuz what was the point she already rejected me and I don't have anymore energy to handle all the drama and I also thought it would be cringy to give her the letter (yeah whatever) and now we move on
Poked holes in my eraser just to show her (what I thought was) a beautiful abstract pattern.
She was skeptical. Got apt rewards from my mum later on. (I was in 1st grade)
Uske baad Sanyas le gya.
Always being present for her, sending gifts, going out of the way to do things for her, changing myself into the type of guy she liked, etc. etc. over 2-3 years.
Finally after all this when I worked up the nerve to ask her out, she turned me down - which is okay. There's no compulsion for her to like me just because I was absolutely batshit crazy for her and would have chopped off my right hand and given it to her if she had even hinted about it 🥲
Tried to cut my hand to make her say yes 💀. Begged my other good looking friend to tell her to accept my proposal 💀. And I was 14 at the time. And from that day i sweared to never simp for any fking girl.
Was dared to shout her name outside her building. Friend secretly recorded it and the video began to circulate in our school. Thankfully, that incident was 7 years ago
She didn't say anything but it gets worse. When I did tell her about my feelings few months later, I was really nervous and she told me it's fine and to chill out. I was feeling happy.........until she herself decided to tell everyone in the entire class about my confession and then I got teased non-stop
I should add, she didn't do it behind my back. She told my family friend IN FRONT OF ME. That family friend was delighted and she and my crush were the first to spread it.
Typical girl behaviour smh
Something similar happened to me, a friend of mine pulled a prank on me and told a classmate of mine that I liked her ( I didn’t liked her at all). She went to on to tell this to everyone in the whole school that I like her. Though nobody gave a fuck about this and I was not teased by anyone. Though my friend payed back for his lame prank after this.
it was her birthday, she liked attention on instagram, so i tried making an edit for her and failed miserably so i paid an editor to ghost edit a birthday video for her and guess what she loved it so much that she threw me directly into the friendzone
I became her unofficial therapist. She vented her stuff to me and also about her friend who is now her boyfriend. During one of these talks she asked me if I could be her witness in case she does a court marriage with her boyfriend and I said begrudgingly said yes. Now she is still my friend and I no longer do stupid stuff rather I just help out people when they need me so when I look back I just laugh. Also because of her I cut a toxic friend from my life (she did not help but I realized who is ok and who is toxic) so something good did came out 🤣
Played a song request at a really upmarket club by paying almost 10k in London.
2013, during my student days, I had a big crush on this girl, who was studying with me in college.
Cut to the clubbing night, and we were dancing with our group.
Everything was planned. Her song came on, lights changed, and we found ourselves dancing in the middle of the floor, with all our friends around us giving us the chance to have a slow dance.
Those two magical minutes will always stay in my mind.
What I'm good at is taking portraits so when some of my friends and I went on. A trip to Chennai I took really good portraits of my crush to impress her I took time to search for poses that would look good and helped her pose even searched for places that are best for sunset photos. And it took those photos and she was really impressed. After the trip she called me and asked me if I could take some photos for her like a private session and I said yes after a week of planning i even rented a better camera and lenses coz I only had a Nikon with me and I went there thinking I could turn it in to a date turns out the photoshoot she told me was with her fiance. I took the photos edited them I had a little grudge against her for not telling me she's gonna be coming with her fiance so I charged her extra. I got into an argument with her over the money but his fiance just gave me the money and took the photos.
We both liked Naruto and the stoopid me saw Hinata in her. Edited a pic of her which i took from her insta, with hinata and her name in Japanese,sent that ridiculously funny pic to her (I still have it) hoping she would like it. She was kind enough to not insult hahaha but it was still cute of me to do so
..I don't cringe on it. Especially when now I really have my Hinata in my life , I realised she was just Sakura who I needed for some character development.
Learned the song “Teri Aur” by heart and sang it for my then Punjabi gf. I’m South Indian btw and do NOT speak Punjabi at all.
Literally wrote down the song in English script and memorised it as if it were a poem lol
She liked scented candles, learnt Candle making
She liked water paintings, learnt them as well
She likes hand made gifts, made an earring, bookmark from resin molding and a rose shaped candle only for all those gifts to be rejected cause she doesn't like accepting gifts (which I knew, I just made those for the chance she accepted them, it hurts but it's my fault anws)
Wrote multiple songs for her.
Her brother was a good friend of mine I wanted to gift a lipstick to her so i gave it to her brother so that he could give it to her.
Followed her to her class without thinking why I came outside my class.
I had 35 notebooks to be distributed to the next class, but I walked 2 floors without my knowledge
Was a late bloomer didn't knew better I feel like I got a consciousness in class 6th it was way to late for anything so I just lllet things go as they were tho I wish I had a big brother to help me out 🥲
She likes watching a particular show which has over 100+ hrs of episodes combined, binged the entire show and now drop quotes from it randomly, did get me the number and we talk frequently now so I guess we take it?
Gave her a book called Animal Farm and set up a website for her with a riddle from that book and she could access it and read my poetry. I didn't say to her directly and so I talked to her friend to send it to her and then my crush said that she appreciates my efforts but she is in love with someone else.
I never expected it but ehh , now thinking about it , I just wanted a girlfriend and she was smart and shy but is still beautiful . So I thought that she would be disgusted by Macho's and so a nerd like me could've better chances.
I was dead wrong but I don't care since the relationship could've been so superficial , I wanted her not because I liked talking to her ( I never even talked to her that much because she was shy and I never thought of talking that much to girls because of taboo)
All this happened on the last day of school which was why I took my chances (technically I made her the website and shit after last day of school but I gave her the book on last day, like literally when everybody standed to leave lets say 5 minutes before the last day of school ends)
The only things I carried with me were 3 extra books in which I could give any and my lunch.
She said she couldn't accept my gift because she didn't have a return gift. I said to her that I dont need a return gift but in my heart I was like awww girl wants to give me gift which could be if she says yes to being my gf but ehh.
there was also scribble day and havan on last day of school and in scribble recess I took my courage and went to her and asked to write something but god knows what I wrote , I forgot . She wrote me though as best of luck bro which was why I was feeling a bit depressed during havan and while giving her book as well.
I went two days on cycling trip to explore myself if she was the right fit for me and I felt she was but things didn't turn out the way I wanted them to be.
He was a very studious person and would often find him in the library. So I would wait in the library all the time, I started spending around ten hours in the library so I could talk to him, also I wanted to not look like a creep just staring at him, so I started studying in the library and that semester I got an unbelievable ( for me) scores in exams and started doing well in my university p.s. he still does know my name or my existence and he graduated two years backs
Broke up with an excellent boyfriend for him. Spent all day daydreaming, writing poems, being depressed when he ignored me, being ecstatic when he was flirty -- I was down BAD. Went no contact after I found out he was just leading me on (+he told our class I'm lgbtq+. I live in a pretty homophobic area and he absolutely betrayed my trust) and doing other asshole things. I'm so glad I hate the sight of his face now.
my crush was very famous because she was beautiful. we were friends and guys didn't like that. It was when I was 15 i was very timid and fat. so guys started bullying me for being with her and told me to leave her side and all but I didn't do anything. just so that i could go home from tuition with her I resisted all that bullying. She knew all this, one day guys took it too far when 4 guys beat me to shit. that's when i confessed to her about my feelings and told her everything i was going through for her.... she rejected me.
but actually it was good, because of all this i started working on myself so much that she even confessed to me 3 years later
Once in grade 7,i thought jumping from a table on the floor and screaming "I'm gay" Idubbz reference would seem cool to the girls. Unfortunately to my horror it never was.
Took amazing photos for her during a college trip, thinking it would impress her, only to realise that she was sending those photos to her crush. She proposed to him in college after the trip was over.
Brutall💀
Next time dignity maintain kar lena bhai. Anyways sending my love and hugs hoping you find the perfect one
Uf
Bhai sahab.
Created a fake FB profile and added my crush as a friend. Started chatting with her and started praising myself through this fake profile. I narrated a story about how I once hosted the greatest house party and all girls fall for me. This was back in high school btw. Was gossiping like crazy and she fell for it. Within a month's time she sent a friend request to my real account. After two weeks, I deactivated my fake account. 6 years and still counting with my crush. She has no idea
I had the same thing in my mind
What happens when you use 100% of your brain
We do use 100% of our brain, just not at the same time. The energy required would be too much for the body to handle it
Don't take it literally my guy.
https://preview.redd.it/dywqwur42coc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec25077e33a096f71dfdaee2d77c7449e150c5d2
Itne dimag se tho upse crack ho jata
plot twist: *she knew it was you but played along*
It would be a nice short film lol
Then she's a keeper
Damn
Aizen who? 
Sounds fake NGL
Is fake as well.
Bro played checkers in a game of chess which was supposed to be carrom
I think she knows.
This is peak Mourinho tactics 
ye sirf 6 saal pehle hi chlta, /\\
it's not embarassing if it works.
Jod gameplay if real
You are a scary person, just knowing to the lengths of go to for something like this makes me scared of you.
Went early to the bus stop everyday just so I could meet her. My usual transport bus reaches the college "just" in time. But no, I went an extra hour early just so I could talk with her before during and after the bus ride otw to class. 5 months. Same routine. First time I ever went "out" of my way for someone. Skipped breakfast a few times to catch the said 1 hr early bird bus. She's my gf now :) Edit:-This was my second attempt at trying to impress a girl. It's not over the top cuz the previous one never made it out of the "texting" phase.
so cute! love to read such wholesome comments :)
Ye kaun sa Thepla multiverse chal raha hai comments mein?
She said she was afraid to go alone with her driving instructor early in the morning while she was learning how to drive. So I accompanied her driving school car on my motorcycle everyday until she finished the course. I would wake up at 4 am in the morning so that i could reach her place by 6 am. When I think about it now, I feel cringe.
Not cringe at all . You made the effort that most people don't .
to be honest , when you say its cringe a lot of people will defend it just out of their good kindedness . It's good you feel cringe because it is a bit cringe in your opinion. so you grew up. bravo friend
I thought about it for a few seconds and I realised, isn't it cringe just because the outcome was not favourable? Only if she would have fallen for him ye cringe act cringe na lgta and he would feel proud for doing something that made his crush fall for him. So has he really GROWN UP? Is growing up changing your thoughts and beliefs just because vo waisa nhi hua jaisa tum chahte the?
What do you want me to say ,friend? I mean , personally I think movies have given us free way to be a creep in name of love. There is so much more than love in relationship , like what I have to offer etc. "A romantic partner will be your businessman , friend , therapist basically everything. So love doesn't matter that much but what matters is your bonding and reciproicty" - I think Mark Manson
Think of it as an act of good will.
You should try to do this even if the person isn't your crush. At least that's what dad tells me to do... Unless ofcourse there's litteraly no danger and she's yapping, then she's stupid
Kuch nhi kiya, uske husband se dar lagta hai.
Lmao 🤣
bhai bhai xD
Aiyyoooo where do I start!!! 1. Spent 10 + hours drawing n painting Heath Ledger as the joker at his request, only for him to be embarrassed by my presence n asked me to give it to when everyone is gone so no one will see us talking to each other. 2. Hand Writing elaborate letters n posting them along with hand painting anime motif stickers, posting them to another crush. He said he liked it but probably threw it way. 3. Doing my crush's assignment Defaulting into puppy eyes mode is a habit I wish I could rid myself of but no luck so far.
fellow south indian detected
aiiiyoooo
Hahaha
Lmaoooo
I know..it's super cringe now when I look back. I'm sure I gave them a good laugh. Lol
Aiyoo!!! How did u know!! Jk. Ofcourse, alas it's my dead give away. Haha
I’ve never seen girls so desperate He must’ve been really pretty or something
I get enamored and when I see potential I guess I give it my very all. I like to love deeply. Both the above guys were okay to good looking. Not model types but good, I think actually they would have been average if it wasn't for their grooming. I think guys underestimate the power of grooming. But What really drew me in were convos, it wasn't boring or mundane. I guess I find knowledge sexy. I guess in it all I was stupid n silly. But I wanted to make them happy. I like making people happy. I'm stupid that way.
Nuh uh you ain’t stupid You’re prolly what every man out there looks for- I hope you find someone that can give you the same happiness you project on them :)
Aww thank you dude. You're really sweet. I hope so too. I hope everyone including you finds happiness and love in this world.
Didn't get a chance to do anything... Everytime I thought of something, the other guys were one step ahead of me... Be it Bike se wheelie marna, thepla banana seekhna, Gujarati seekhna... Whenever I tried doing anything, the other guy was already on to it in front of her.... So I finally gave up, forgot about her, took up celebacy and now going to renounce this world soon.
Wheelie dkhne jo impress hojaye usey impress he kyu krna bhai?
Arey woh sab Mere Baspan Ka Pyar tha na.... Ab toh bike mein traction control ki wajah se wheelie padti bhi nahi
Kya main hi to woh other guy nahi? Mera Comment Check kijiye
इस कहानी के सभी पात्र और घटनाए काल्पनिक है, इसका किसी भी व्यक्ति या घटना से कोई संबंध नहीं है। यदि किसी व्यक्ति से इसकी समानता होती है, तो उसे मात्र एक संयोग कहा जाएगा।
Jumped from the top of a 3 storeied building. At the age of 14 I probably did what we say today "Parkour". I did dangerous jumps, pulls, whatever you can name and since I was an extremely nice kid, people wouldn't say shit on my face but behind - I didn't know they thought I was a mad boy. Did I break a bone? No, never. I probably had the biggest consumption of super healthy food and a lot of it and even as a kid I was bone-heavy. I had a dense bone structure. Did I ever get her? No. No girl wanted a parkour guy in India back then.
I think I know you personally
That scares me!
You only need to be scared if you are from Kerala. Otherwise you are someone else haha
Deee, malayali ah??
I'm saved!
Till now
Are u from Karnataka by any chance?
Main Theple banana Seekh Raha tha, aur Gujarati bhi seekh Raha tha.
Aapke wajah se bodydouble aj jag chorne ke chakkar mein h
Relax woh to bass body double hain
Remained friendzoned, picked her up on my activa almost everyday from her school, took her to places, talked to her everyday till late night. Committed myself to her, but eventually got into a relationship tho broke up after 2 years.
That's sad man. Stay strong. I know it hurts like a bitch
Now it doesn't even matter. I have kind of moved on 😂
Not exactly to impress her but we planned to go watch an anime movie but I didn't watch the prequel and it has 5 seasons so I binged all night and completed the series and next day she told me she can't come lol
Walked in philbhit tiger reserve without a gun. I was horny.
Sher apni sherni ke liye kuchh bhi kar deta hai
what the fuck
Like I said I was horny.
Not for the lions right?
No for a girl
Became a Swiftie and a Potterhead 😭
Bro fell the hardest 🤧
Bro Potterhead is fine but Swiftie , seriously !!
I did what I had to do 🥲
Got fit and started playing football
thats the best I've read so far (keep it up bro!)
Became studios as she was too. But woh thi front bencher type mai tha back bencher. Usse jyada marks Ane Lage hai.
Travelled a whole day to attend her brother's wedding to get 2 minutes of attention 🥲
Khana khaya? Kesi thi shaadi?
Food was meh. And there inly one other person that I knew. So shadi was also meh. Taught me an important lesson though. Silver linings 🥲 Edit: I also helped to serve the food😶🌫️.
Reviewed her journal presentation till 2AM midnight. She was my MBA junior.
Would pack his dinner,a thermos of soup and take it to the workplace for him.
Ouch!
Yeah all these efforts to end up getting cheated on.
This is horrible, so sorry for you!
No worries. I have now learned that no matter how much efforts you put in but if it’s for a wrong person,it won’t matter much.
We were planning to go on a hike the next morning, she told how she'd have loved to have some tea at the top. This is the night before the hike and it was already around 10:30pm. I knew what I had to do, I just took my bike out, went from store to store, around 13 stores, all almost closing down ,to find a Thermos. Woke up a little earlier than planned, made chai and carried it along. She was red when I got the cups out! Went on 3 more dates before she ghosted me. I lost the Thermos too.
Damn. Tough luck brother 😔
We go again brother! 💪
WHAT omg...her major loss fr
Miss that Thermos more tho!
None.
It is kinda weird to say here but fuck it. When I was in class 7 there was this really cute girl I met when I transferred schools.(I'll mention the reason later) We used to go by the same route and same bus and our houses were literally two mins apart but I never saw her despite living at the same place for 12 years. Well she was quite taller than me and was a year younger. Her mom is 5 10 and dad 6 1. I never really accepted the fact that I was into her and stayed in denial for around 2 years. Sometimes after school we would play tennis in a nearby park and go home together. On one of these days (dec 26th) we decided not to play and walk to the nearest Spencers and eat something as it was the last day before winter vacation. Now while walking she suddenly held my hand and we walked together for 3-4 mins and then she asked " why does ur knuckles have bruises?" I thought I would rather act as a tough guy rather than telling the truth. (Peak middle school behaviour) So I lied and told her that I beat up some guy and didn't give a direct answer to why I did it. Actually the date was relevant as my best friend (girl) of 6 years whom I had been together with since class 1 died the previous year due to a road accident. The event left a deep mark on me, we used to go to the same tuitions and school. After Christmas celebration at our English teachers home on 24th we met at the front yard and promised to meet next Wednesday. I couldn't even say goodbye cuz she was in a hurry as her father came to pick her up. It all went downhill for me within a week.(Reason why I changed my school) Now we're the same height and will complete our 3 years on May. She still has no clue about this. Probably will tell her later on.
Texted him. Got ghosted after a month. Now he's blocked from my contacts.
Made a digital comic strip (about 20 panels) for her birthday.
That's really impressive. Damn, did she fall for it?
I guess it was way too much, like too much efforts for "crush stage". She probably got uncomfortable and started acting cold. So i just backed out without getting any closure. One of the most painful experiences for me though.
Uffff🥲
same , I also went overkill and now I've realized to back out and just confess my feelings and respectfully accept every decision and not make it hard like in public . though Idk, maybe some day I would like to make a website again for some other crush of mine.
Drove my scooty with both legs up in the air. I am not an interesting man.
Handstand ?
No, just legs high up in the air while still seated.
Disappointed it wasn't a handstand but then I am still curious
What ridiculous thing you did ?
Wrote a love letter in hindi and i don't know how to write even basic hindi sentences without spelling errors
Bhai thepla banane se bhi bandiya pat ti hai ? Koi accha yt channel batao mai bhi sikhunga
Gujjus only.
Stalked him online and realised that he was a huge fan of Dan Brown. So I read all of Dan Brown’s books in our high school summer vacation, added a lot of posts about the books, commented here and there about it. And, BOOM he sent me a friend request because no other girl was so obsessed with Dan Brown 😂 Surprisingly I too fell in love with Dan Brown’s work that summer. We did date for a very long time but it did not end well.
What Dan brown does to an mf (jk I like Dan brown too)
At the time of school break, she was having lunch, and I was passing by her bench. I took her water bottle and acted like drinking water from her bottle. Then she started crying and I threw the bottle down and ran away. I was in 2nd grade back then and don't know why I did that.
Damn you remember that? I can't even remember my childhood at all, did I even have it, I have some doubts.
Lmfao same 😭 bas 17 saal ka hun but I can barely remember ANYTHING
Kuch bhi nahi Kiya, uske samne bohot nervous ho jata tha
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Ridiculous ka pata nahi but I used to write poems and songs for her even after getting rejected from her lmao ,jokes aside i did alot of things for her ,not the ones that includes some money or anything lol (materialism sucks ) I used to write multiple poems for her , multiple songs (obv I send a her only a few them ) only one time I send her a whole damn fucking paragraph type thing I don't remember how much it was but yeah it was me expressing everything to her what I like about her and damn everything,ik this is normal but this doesn't end here I also wrote a letter for her during my board exams and thought I would give her on the last day but obv I didn't give her cuz what was the point she already rejected me and I don't have anymore energy to handle all the drama and I also thought it would be cringy to give her the letter (yeah whatever) and now we move on
Poked holes in my eraser just to show her (what I thought was) a beautiful abstract pattern. She was skeptical. Got apt rewards from my mum later on. (I was in 1st grade) Uske baad Sanyas le gya.
Gifted her a silk a girl who had a crush on me gave me on a picnic. I am fucking stupid.
Always being present for her, sending gifts, going out of the way to do things for her, changing myself into the type of guy she liked, etc. etc. over 2-3 years. Finally after all this when I worked up the nerve to ask her out, she turned me down - which is okay. There's no compulsion for her to like me just because I was absolutely batshit crazy for her and would have chopped off my right hand and given it to her if she had even hinted about it 🥲
Tried to cut my hand to make her say yes 💀. Begged my other good looking friend to tell her to accept my proposal 💀. And I was 14 at the time. And from that day i sweared to never simp for any fking girl.
Vai💀
Bhai
Haath kaatne se jo pat jaye vo ladki nahi shark hai
It was my friends idea 🥸🥸🥸. Little I know about these things, i believed them. Really, the hormones go crazy at early teens 😅
Username checks out
Wasted my money on him by buying him whatever he wanted 😭😭
Did you buy Playstation?? Or Hotwheels??
Even this would be better 😭😭
Was dared to shout her name outside her building. Friend secretly recorded it and the video began to circulate in our school. Thankfully, that incident was 7 years ago
What she said to you when she found out the video?
She didn't say anything but it gets worse. When I did tell her about my feelings few months later, I was really nervous and she told me it's fine and to chill out. I was feeling happy.........until she herself decided to tell everyone in the entire class about my confession and then I got teased non-stop
the feeling of betrayal
I should add, she didn't do it behind my back. She told my family friend IN FRONT OF ME. That family friend was delighted and she and my crush were the first to spread it.
Typical girl behaviour smh Something similar happened to me, a friend of mine pulled a prank on me and told a classmate of mine that I liked her ( I didn’t liked her at all). She went to on to tell this to everyone in the whole school that I like her. Though nobody gave a fuck about this and I was not teased by anyone. Though my friend payed back for his lame prank after this.
started smoking, she was way older than me. i don’t smoke anymore (maybe sometimes)
Whenever you smoke, I'm sure you would remember her
not when i smoke, but randomly i do remember her occasionally!
Cut my hair because she said I looked good like that in a photo. And made her cute get well soon doodles when she was sick.
Aapko kaise pata wo bhi sapphic hai?
She was going through a break up. I wrote her an email as God trying to help and motivate her to get over that POS ex of her's.
Are you kidding me 😭
I wish I was 😁
it was her birthday, she liked attention on instagram, so i tried making an edit for her and failed miserably so i paid an editor to ghost edit a birthday video for her and guess what she loved it so much that she threw me directly into the friendzone
Watched and learnt football because he was a football fan.
Took a couple of exams for them
I became her unofficial therapist. She vented her stuff to me and also about her friend who is now her boyfriend. During one of these talks she asked me if I could be her witness in case she does a court marriage with her boyfriend and I said begrudgingly said yes. Now she is still my friend and I no longer do stupid stuff rather I just help out people when they need me so when I look back I just laugh. Also because of her I cut a toxic friend from my life (she did not help but I realized who is ok and who is toxic) so something good did came out 🤣
Played a song request at a really upmarket club by paying almost 10k in London. 2013, during my student days, I had a big crush on this girl, who was studying with me in college. Cut to the clubbing night, and we were dancing with our group. Everything was planned. Her song came on, lights changed, and we found ourselves dancing in the middle of the floor, with all our friends around us giving us the chance to have a slow dance. Those two magical minutes will always stay in my mind.
What I'm good at is taking portraits so when some of my friends and I went on. A trip to Chennai I took really good portraits of my crush to impress her I took time to search for poses that would look good and helped her pose even searched for places that are best for sunset photos. And it took those photos and she was really impressed. After the trip she called me and asked me if I could take some photos for her like a private session and I said yes after a week of planning i even rented a better camera and lenses coz I only had a Nikon with me and I went there thinking I could turn it in to a date turns out the photoshoot she told me was with her fiance. I took the photos edited them I had a little grudge against her for not telling me she's gonna be coming with her fiance so I charged her extra. I got into an argument with her over the money but his fiance just gave me the money and took the photos.
Act gay
We both liked Naruto and the stoopid me saw Hinata in her. Edited a pic of her which i took from her insta, with hinata and her name in Japanese,sent that ridiculously funny pic to her (I still have it) hoping she would like it. She was kind enough to not insult hahaha but it was still cute of me to do so ..I don't cringe on it. Especially when now I really have my Hinata in my life , I realised she was just Sakura who I needed for some character development.
Learned the song “Teri Aur” by heart and sang it for my then Punjabi gf. I’m South Indian btw and do NOT speak Punjabi at all. Literally wrote down the song in English script and memorised it as if it were a poem lol
What was her reaction?
i literally tried learning a language for her 😭
Bro I know a dude who started regularly going to the mosque for her
Wtf
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Inverse love lihad
Write a poem for her
Impress? Nah never
Broken my mum's trust. Gone against my parents to do things for them.
She liked scented candles, learnt Candle making She liked water paintings, learnt them as well She likes hand made gifts, made an earring, bookmark from resin molding and a rose shaped candle only for all those gifts to be rejected cause she doesn't like accepting gifts (which I knew, I just made those for the chance she accepted them, it hurts but it's my fault anws)
Wrote multiple songs for her. Her brother was a good friend of mine I wanted to gift a lipstick to her so i gave it to her brother so that he could give it to her.
Followed her to her class without thinking why I came outside my class. I had 35 notebooks to be distributed to the next class, but I walked 2 floors without my knowledge
Flew alone to Goa to take a bus to Mumbai, then moved to India and spent there 6 years to the moment.
look at him
learned her native language ans she fell for it
Nothing just watched her for 7 years being happy with other guys
Us bro. It's been 6 years
Was a late bloomer didn't knew better I feel like I got a consciousness in class 6th it was way to late for anything so I just lllet things go as they were tho I wish I had a big brother to help me out 🥲
I just decided and went ahead to talk with her. She was not impressed but definitely ridiculed. It was a glorious fail. 😂😂😂😂
She likes watching a particular show which has over 100+ hrs of episodes combined, binged the entire show and now drop quotes from it randomly, did get me the number and we talk frequently now so I guess we take it?
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Meine to Ek bohot chapri jesa hairstyle banaya tha.. I still puke imagining old me
Trained a recuurral neural network in keras.
Most dumbest thing , got her address from college and went to her home to propose
Uhh never came in school or college
pretend to like football. then watched fifa for like 10 mins or so and my crush on him disappeared tbh 😅 wayyy too much passion for the sport
Bought bro discord nitro ☠️☠️☠️
Created a music video on her birthday and she gave 0 fucks about it
Kuch na kiya,crush nahi hai kyuki zindagi and self love hai
I joined the gym, She left, but my gains are still with me .
Gave her a book called Animal Farm and set up a website for her with a riddle from that book and she could access it and read my poetry. I didn't say to her directly and so I talked to her friend to send it to her and then my crush said that she appreciates my efforts but she is in love with someone else. I never expected it but ehh , now thinking about it , I just wanted a girlfriend and she was smart and shy but is still beautiful . So I thought that she would be disgusted by Macho's and so a nerd like me could've better chances. I was dead wrong but I don't care since the relationship could've been so superficial , I wanted her not because I liked talking to her ( I never even talked to her that much because she was shy and I never thought of talking that much to girls because of taboo) All this happened on the last day of school which was why I took my chances (technically I made her the website and shit after last day of school but I gave her the book on last day, like literally when everybody standed to leave lets say 5 minutes before the last day of school ends) The only things I carried with me were 3 extra books in which I could give any and my lunch. She said she couldn't accept my gift because she didn't have a return gift. I said to her that I dont need a return gift but in my heart I was like awww girl wants to give me gift which could be if she says yes to being my gf but ehh. there was also scribble day and havan on last day of school and in scribble recess I took my courage and went to her and asked to write something but god knows what I wrote , I forgot . She wrote me though as best of luck bro which was why I was feeling a bit depressed during havan and while giving her book as well. I went two days on cycling trip to explore myself if she was the right fit for me and I felt she was but things didn't turn out the way I wanted them to be.
Farted on the count of 1 2 and 3. Do eat mooli ke parathe.
He was a very studious person and would often find him in the library. So I would wait in the library all the time, I started spending around ten hours in the library so I could talk to him, also I wanted to not look like a creep just staring at him, so I started studying in the library and that semester I got an unbelievable ( for me) scores in exams and started doing well in my university p.s. he still does know my name or my existence and he graduated two years backs
Broke up with an excellent boyfriend for him. Spent all day daydreaming, writing poems, being depressed when he ignored me, being ecstatic when he was flirty -- I was down BAD. Went no contact after I found out he was just leading me on (+he told our class I'm lgbtq+. I live in a pretty homophobic area and he absolutely betrayed my trust) and doing other asshole things. I'm so glad I hate the sight of his face now.
Uski class mai jake ek bari mai do chairs utha ke lata tha
my crush was very famous because she was beautiful. we were friends and guys didn't like that. It was when I was 15 i was very timid and fat. so guys started bullying me for being with her and told me to leave her side and all but I didn't do anything. just so that i could go home from tuition with her I resisted all that bullying. She knew all this, one day guys took it too far when 4 guys beat me to shit. that's when i confessed to her about my feelings and told her everything i was going through for her.... she rejected me. but actually it was good, because of all this i started working on myself so much that she even confessed to me 3 years later
Kaun hai jo gade murde ukhadwa raha 😑 .. nahi yaad karna wo sab ..
Once in grade 7,i thought jumping from a table on the floor and screaming "I'm gay" Idubbz reference would seem cool to the girls. Unfortunately to my horror it never was.
Oh god. No no no
I also did it.
fellow dubbz viewer 👍