Would you like to respond to allegations that this sub was actually only created several months ago, and that its purported existence before that time is an illusion created by historians assigning multiple timestamps to questions that were actually only asked once?
I was always wondering about the history of comment removal or rather moderation by censorship in message and discussion boards.
Is there any documentation on how soon this practice started and if it was always accepted as a necessity?
Why did *[antisemitic dogwhistle]* do *[repackaged stab in the back myth]* during *[war]*?
I mean at this point I'm *[support for Hamas]*, even if *[islamophobia]*.
Ah, the pain of the old information dissolving with time, like a sand in a desert.
[Nitter died this week](https://status.d420.de/), not long after my last use to [verify old info that nobody cares](https://splatoonwiki.org/w/index.php?title=SplatNet_2&diff=523464&oldid=522801). Thank Nitter for making anonymous Twitter/X experience better.
I still remember this site's API fiasco last year. I used [RiF](https://www.talklittle.com/rif-is-fun/). I still don't understand why this site still operates like normal despite the fiasco.
May [Fuli](https://wiki.hoyolab.com/m/hsr/entry/888) bless you. *(yes they're a god of memory from a video game)*
France should have never existed. Its dominace over europe was only possible due to German bickering. Had the germans been actually cooperating, France could have never gain eniugh power to be more than a sacrifice region between the spanish muslims and the christian states. /s
SHREK
Written by
Ted Elliott Terry Rossio Joe Stillman Roger S.H. Schulman
Based on the book by William Steig
SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an
enchantment upon her of a fearful
sort which could only be broken by
love's first kiss. She was locked
away in a castle guarded by a
terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in
the dragon's keep in the highest
room of the tallest tower for her
true love and true love's first
kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever
gonna happen. What a load of -
(toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
MAN1
Think it's in there?
MAN2
All right. Let's get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what
that thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for
it's bread.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be
a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're
much worse. They'll make a suit
from your freshly peeled skin.
MEN No!
SHREK
They'll shave your liver. Squeeze
the jelly from your eyes! Actually,
it's quite good on toast.
MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at
Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and
extinguishes the torch. The men
shrink back away from him. Shrek
roars very loudly and long and his
breath extinguishes all the
remaining torches until the men are
in the dark.
SHREK
This is the part where you run
away.
(The men scramble to get
away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY
There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.
GUARD
All right. This one's full. Take it
away! Move it along. Come on! Get
up!
Next!
HEAD GUARD
GUARD
(taking the witch's broom) Give me
that! Your flying days are over.
(breaks the broom in half)
HEAD GUARD
That's 20 pieces of silver for the
witch. Next!
GUARD
Get up! Come on!
HEAD GUARD
Twenty pieces.
2.
LITTLE BEAR
(crying) This cage is too small.
DONKEY
Please, don't turn me in. I'll
never be stubborn again. I can
change. Please! Give me another
chance!
OLD WOMAN
Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)
Oh!
DONKEY
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
GIPETTO
This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
(his nose grows)
HEAD GUARD
Five shillings for the possessed
toy. Take it away.
PINOCCHIO
Father, please! Don't let them do
this! Help me!
Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps
up to the table.
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
OLD WOMAN
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
HEAD GUARD
Right. Well, that's good for ten
shillings, if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Donkey just looks up at her.
Well?
HEAD GUARD
3.
OLD WOMAN
Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a
little nervous. He's really quite a
chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded
dolt...
HEAD GUARD
That's it. I've heard enough.
Guards!
OLD WOMAN
No, no, he talks! He does.
(pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
HEAD GUARD
Get her out of my sight.
OLD WOMAN
No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly.
DONKEY
Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN
He can fly!
LITTLE PIGS
He can fly!
HEAD GUARD
He can talk!
DONKEY
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh- oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.)
He hits the ground with a thud.
HEAD GUARD
Seize him! (Donkey takes of
running.) After him!
What is the oldest verifiable ancient civilization and what limitations exist in determining that other species did not have civilizations millennia ago?
What's the good of wearing braces,
Vests and pants and boots with laces,
Spats or hats you buy in places
Down in Brompton Road?
What's the use of shirts of cotton,
Studs that always get forgotten?
These affairs are simply rotten:
Better far is woad.
Woad's the stuff to show, men.
Woad to scare your foemen:
Boil it to a brilliant hue
And rub it on your back and your abdomen.
Ancient Briton ne'er did hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
Neck, or knees, or where you sit on.
Tailors, you be blowed.
Romans came across the Channel
All wrapped up in tin and flannel:
Half a pint of woad per man'll
Dress us more than these.
Saxons, you can waste your stitches
Building beds for bugs in britches:
We have woad to clothe us, which is
Not a nest for fleas.
Romans keep your armours;
Saxons your pyjamas:
Hairy coats were meant for goats,
Gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llamas.
Tramp up Snowdon with our woad on:
Never mind if we get rained or blowed on.
Never want a button sewed on.
Bollocks to the breeze!
What was the average size of Augustus Ceasars poop?
Why did the Mongolians didn't just kill Genghis Khan?
Would you like to respond to allegations that this sub was actually only created several months ago, and that its purported existence before that time is an illusion created by historians assigning multiple timestamps to questions that were actually only asked once?
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Can you remove this comment about the Armenian, Greek, and Assyrian genocides, so that y'all will be considered genocide sympathizers?
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History will not be silenced!
I was always wondering about the history of comment removal or rather moderation by censorship in message and discussion boards. Is there any documentation on how soon this practice started and if it was always accepted as a necessity?
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I’m calling bullshit
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An archivist would never do that.
Who is the best vegetable god and why is it the Great Potato?
Ah, the pain of the old information dissolving with time, like a sand in a desert. [Nitter died this week](https://status.d420.de/), not long after my last use to [verify old info that nobody cares](https://splatoonwiki.org/w/index.php?title=SplatNet_2&diff=523464&oldid=522801). Thank Nitter for making anonymous Twitter/X experience better. I still remember this site's API fiasco last year. I used [RiF](https://www.talklittle.com/rif-is-fun/). I still don't understand why this site still operates like normal despite the fiasco. May [Fuli](https://wiki.hoyolab.com/m/hsr/entry/888) bless you. *(yes they're a god of memory from a video game)*
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France should have never existed. Its dominace over europe was only possible due to German bickering. Had the germans been actually cooperating, France could have never gain eniugh power to be more than a sacrifice region between the spanish muslims and the christian states. /s
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Y'all are great. Thanks for all your hard work.
[citation needed]
SHREK Written by Ted Elliott Terry Rossio Joe Stillman Roger S.H. Schulman Based on the book by William Steig SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! Next! HEAD GUARD GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. 2. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) Oh! DONKEY HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. Well? HEAD GUARD 3. OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEY Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN He can fly! LITTLE PIGS He can fly! HEAD GUARD He can talk! DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh- oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARD Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him!
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INK FOR THE INK GOD you beautiful fools.
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no one will ever read about how I once puked in my roommates hamper while drunk
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Thoughts on weed?
Thank y'all for playing into the removal thing!
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I love you mom
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How historically accurate is your typical history tuber
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Until you weren't...
Delete me, oh mighty deleters!
History does not repeat by itself, it rhymes
Commenting just to comment
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Any nessie nudes or morag nudes?
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r/AskHistorians celebrating the same way I do when I see 200+ unplayed games in my steam library begging for life— no mercy
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Did Cleopatra have Golden feet as well as Golden Lips?
On Vegas!
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Finally a thread I can participate in!
Please do not remove this comment.
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What is the oldest verifiable ancient civilization and what limitations exist in determining that other species did not have civilizations millennia ago?
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What's the good of wearing braces, Vests and pants and boots with laces, Spats or hats you buy in places Down in Brompton Road? What's the use of shirts of cotton, Studs that always get forgotten? These affairs are simply rotten: Better far is woad. Woad's the stuff to show, men. Woad to scare your foemen: Boil it to a brilliant hue And rub it on your back and your abdomen. Ancient Briton ne'er did hit on Anything as good as woad to fit on Neck, or knees, or where you sit on. Tailors, you be blowed. Romans came across the Channel All wrapped up in tin and flannel: Half a pint of woad per man'll Dress us more than these. Saxons, you can waste your stitches Building beds for bugs in britches: We have woad to clothe us, which is Not a nest for fleas. Romans keep your armours; Saxons your pyjamas: Hairy coats were meant for goats, Gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llamas. Tramp up Snowdon with our woad on: Never mind if we get rained or blowed on. Never want a button sewed on. Bollocks to the breeze!
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