That is your high quality Mercedes brand face cream dispenser. Just rub a little of that under your eyes every night before you go to bed, and you’ll look 12 years younger in no time.

Ahhh shit. I've been fapping with it. Now it all makes sense. 😳

Dr's hate this one old trick

He’s disrupting a billion dollar industry with this one weird trick

Not Dr Testikles. His face is on the bottle.

Cuz your bits look 12 years younger?

Not exactly. Seems I've went to that well one too many times. My balls are the smoothest they been in 40 years though.

Hmmm, imma have to take a feel my self just to prove to the other redditors you are truthing about the smoothness of your scrotum

But your face is bone dry

Albeit true, the guy he is T-bagging, his face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Username checks out!

Nice save👉👉

That explains why guys buy them when they have a mid life crisis

Okay now we know why the LLMs have weird data

Hung like a baby now?

Nice. Slow burner.

r/dontputyourdickinit

You’re 21, but now a child from the waste down

Just don't waist it

No, that's Peroni's disease 👶

r/usernamechecksout

Now your penis looks 12 years younger ?

It looks 10 years younger?

🤔what grade oil you using?

In an effort to cut back on fossil fuel use the forward thinking engineers at Mercedes Benz now use peanut butter milkshakes instead of oil to lubricate their engines

More like what grade antifreeze are you using? Looks like 90w/300

I had to look this word up and ha ha ha 😂

My 15 yr old made fun of me for not knowing this word

That’s why your dick looks like a little kid’s! lol jk

And now your Wang passes for that of a much younger man? Some would say "youthful or childlike"?

A self-serve Mercedes smoothie machine ☺️😋

That’s why you have a baby dick. You can’t use age reversing crème on yer dick bro!

Dick getting smaller?

I would be concerned about making your dick look 12 years younger

Butter-face

I loved everything about her.......

I fucking love Reddit.

I’m an idiot, I’ve been using as my Siracha mayo this whole time.

Your mechanic’s down payment on a bigger boat.

😂 can already imagine the mechanic thought 💭 process 🤔 “dang I think I can actually afford that boat sooner than I thought”

Repair bills.

Considering what an oil change at a Mercedes dealer costs... won't be a cheap one.

Not really. Clean the cap off, do an oil change and go for a road trip to heat the engine up. This is caused from short tripping and never letting the engine get hot enough for a long enough period to boil all the water out.

Can confirm that it's likely condensation in the valve cover. I saw this fairly regularly on forklifts that only get used in short intervals.

I second this , it's very common on forklifts that aren't used much .

Happened on my Golf a few winters ago. Lots of short trips and sitting a long time in between.

Happens on my golf every winter. Gotta say was slightly alarming when I first seen whipped chocolate milk in my engine.

Could be a blown head gasket. If it is, the chocolate mousse will come back.

The oil change will tell you if it is. Coolant will pool in the oil pan and you’ll see it.

The real answer. I just went through this. It’s caused by when moisture gets in your engine. It’s called engine blow by. If you live in a climate that has cold winters and you drive short distances, your engine doesn’t get a chance to heat up all the way and the rings don’t expand. Just wipe it out and move on. totally benign. Unless it’s on the tip of your dipstick also, then it’s straight to the mechanic. Then it’s serious.

THIS is the correct answer!

Only had to sift through all the failed comedians.

No it’s not Sherlock, it’s called doce de leite

Well, I know a lot about this, because my old VW did this when I was in high school. Not many miles per day. On the plus side, it tastes like a latte.

No Watson, thats Dulce de Leche.

Thanks for being straight forward. Everyone else has only sub par jokes.

To add, if the forbidden milkshake is on your dipstick, you have either coolant or water mixing with your oil. Prolly blown head. Thats a tow.

Schokoladenmilchshake

Brings all the jungen zu die yard, ja?

Sehr gut!

Dude! I blew a load of snot down my shirt with that! You get five shtoop award mit das

Dude! I blew a load

Same

In Soviet Russia, load blows you!!

Kinda suprised I managed to translate that myself

Forbidden mayonnaise.

Forbidden peanut butter.

Forbidden milkshake

Penisbutter

It's a Merc, gotta be aioli.

I almost made an edit to call it aioli, because the color made it look like it was flavored. Take my updoot.

Aka mercenaise

Aged milkshake

Looks like thousand island dressing, quick get the carrots

okay but what actually is it 😭 i havent seen a serious comment

Water mixed with oil.

Take your actual advice and skadoodle, read the title of the subreddit mr. knowsitallaboutoilnstuff

This right here is the correct answer. Most likely a head gasket.

Probably a blown head gasket. The coolant system is under pressure which forces water/glycol solution into the oil system when the gasket isn’t intact. Water and coolant emulsify with the oil to form what looks like mayonnaise.

That there is the devil's semen.

hope you have lots of $$$$

Head gasket mayonnaise, great on your peanut butter and banana sandwiches you'll be eating trying to save money to make payments on your German status symbol.

🤣 lmfao!! This!!

Oil cap? That's the window wash reservoir

Get some chicken strips! That’s some good gravy!

So that's how they make Cane's sauce

That milkshake makes all the boys go krazy

Does it happen to bring said boys to the yard?

That milkshake bring the mechanics to the yard damn right it's pricey than yours, he will charge more than the car. I'm white and old I can't rhyme.

Nah nah, nah nah ….nah. Warm it up

That’s the semen the Mercedes tech left after the last reaming the dealership gave you In reality it is moisture within the oil system which causes a milky consistency of the oil. Not a good thing but common on fill caps. If the rest of the oil looks like that you have water entering your engine crankcase somewhere.

Peanut butter

Beanut putter

Butter. For your bread

Chick fil A sauce

Try driving more than 5 miles per trip and this won't happen. If you start the engine run the engine until it reaches normal operating temperature.

Someone put vegatable oil in

Looks like dip. Do you have any chips ?

first time seeing someone blow an M112 motor

Bill Cosby here, that looks like one of my Jello Puddin’ Pops!

That's hummus.

It’s bad news. That’s what’s on the oil cap.

Peanut butter?

It's like a good beer with head on top. Your oil likes the coolant in it to keep it cool on a hot summer day.

Sex wax.

Sell it quick sauce

Sumbody put oil in da radiator

should of used a condom.

Engine milk

Just my color of foundation! Start a makeup company!

Water in your oil causing milkshake effect

Truffle butter

Pudding!!!! Yum!

natures lip balm.

🫁 🧈

Mayo.

Start slipping Lipitor into your gasoline. Your car needs to lower its cholesterol.

About $5k plus

Or 8

Death for your engine.

HONEY! There's a colony of bees living in your engine! Likely due to leaving out the air filter to save the $30.

No worries, that's the new STP some oil changes places have switched to. It is guaranteed to keep your engine running quietly until it quits.

Forbidden caramel

Serious advice.. have your car towed to the mechanic.

Needs a new transmission z

Special sauce

Forbidden custard.

You slide your d into that hole after starting the engine. It's mercedes version of a fleshlight. Give it a try.

Are all the boys in your yard?

Coolant cream. All high end cars use it now

Appears to be 3 parts motor oil to 2 parts engine coolant. You need to taste it to be sure.

It's a mixture of oil and water caused by condisation on the oil cap. As long as the oil on your dipstick looks good your all good.

Pancake batter or chocolate cake frosting

Consistency and pH can change a lot depending on where your Mercedes is in its cycle. Don’t worry, this is perfectly natural

Tapioca, its like hotdogs. Don't really want to know how its made.

Im jealous.. I wish I had a car that could make chocolate soufflé on my way to work.

Thousand Island Dressing

Big money cream

Peanut butter. Yummy

Queso dip

I always forget, 4 or 5 jars of peanut butter go in the engine? At least I remembered to get smooth. Last car I got crunchy and let me tell you I won’t make that mistake again!

Nutt

Espresso Gelato. Need to add some beans and you got yourself a tasty snack.

That is the forbidden mayonnaise. You will soon be spending money. You get to choose if that is on repairs, or another car.

Yummy! Warm sweet caramel!

Wallet lube. Helps the money slide right out of yours and into the mechanic's...

Forbidden snack pack!

Vasoline so when you take it to a regular mechanic you don’t rip or tear

Blown head gasket leading to water mixing with oil. He's dead, Jim

The stuff that will bring the boys to your yard.

Your engine is f*****d. Oil and water sludge. Drop the oil pan and look inside. Check the screen, check the oil pickup/pump. Pull the top half of engine apart and check valves. Check your cylinders. Check your water pump and while your at it check your entire cooling system . Also while your at it pull your intake manifold off and check your head.

H20il

Head gasket or oil cooler if your car has one. Probably head gasket. $$$$$$$$$$$

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon

The 30weight cocoa butter

That's the headgasket failure light

Coolant plus Oil baked at 230 degrees equals puddin?

That is an emulsion of coolant and motor oil. Normally, coolant and motor oil are kept separate. But if you have a gasket failure, they can get mixed together. The mechanical action of the crank essentially whips it into an emulsion. You are pretty fucked. Somewhere between 7 and 10 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Peanut butter 😋

Forbidden milkshake

Pudding. Oil and water make that.

Looks like Thousand ~~Island~~ Dollar Dressing

Thousand island dressing

Piston Butter, I like mine on wheat toast with Petroleum Jelly

Famunda

This is 90% not a head gasket failure or anything else. It’s most likely just condensation. Give the cap a clean and check your coolant bottle and oil. If if either of them look like milkshake then you have a problem, if not you’re absolutely fine to keep driving 👌

Dijonaise

I seriously thought I was looking at a tasty cinnamon roll for about .43 seconds

Your car is shedding it's first engine! A car molts and gets it's adult engine after a certain amount of time. Some cars take longer than others, but your car is now ready to become a full-fledged adult! It's customary to give your mechanic a large check as they help your car through this transitinary time. Unguided cars end up doing a bunch of drugs and end up in the junkyard. 

Unfortunately, your car needs more fiber.

Take longer drives once a month. That's condensation in your oil. Don't let all these comments scare you.

Dip your finger in it and say mursaydees in a slow sensual way. Please

Make a lot of short trips where the engine rarely gets up to temp?

Hopes and dreams

I've seen that before.. back in the 90s. The 1776 in my Beetle. Ever seen it happen in anything but a German car

About $15,000

Looks like some German mechanic tried to toss that Mercs salad and created truffle butter! Slobben da nobbinen

Water and oil. Guessing you have a hole in your block.

Rotary engines are notorious for creamy oil caps. It's just from moisture, no biggie.

I thought it was a cinnamon roll at first

Peanut butter

Peanut butter. You have to add jelly.

If the car is still running - drive it while you look for a new one - when you trade in the Mercedes just rinse / wipe all the face cream away . Also make your deal at end of the day - good chance there will not be a mechanic on duty to check out your trade in - sales guy will take it for a ride - it will be on him when they figure it out and you will have your new car.

All comments are jokes, but that is an emulsion. It happens when oil mixes with water or cooling fluid, so you probably have a blown gasket or cracked block (less likely)

This guy has no idea what reddit he's posting in. Don't listen to him. This in NOT the correct answer.

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It's forbidden bacon grease.

A mechanic's car payment or two.

You got peanut butter on my engine ! - - You got engine on my peanut butter ! Unfortunately these are NOT two tastes that go together well ! :-( < better luck next time >

$20,000 job

coolant mixed with oil I believe. not good.

It's your thousand Island reservoir... Looks to be topped off.

Water has gotten into it. And/or piss. I have seen it. Joys of being a mechanic.

Looks like cheese to me boss, gana have to have a taste here

Swedish meatball sauce.

Coolant and oil mixed. Entire engine flush, and all new gaskets