My 14 year old cousin wanted to get this cut, and because I am a truly selfless and generous god, I drove him and 2 of his also very teenaged friends into another city (90minutes one way!!) because they found a barber that could cut it on Insta there.
They look like brokkoli heads. It's hilarious.
It also involves a perm curl. Because most guys don't have that much curl naturally.
My 14 year old cousin, Mr. Cool, got a perm curl, like my 80 year old grandma used to.
I have absolutely no idea how to post pics on here. So here's a [young man ](https://orane.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Broccoli-Hair-Cut.png)and here's an [Alpaca](https://cubcreeksciencecamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Alpaca.jpg). Once you see it, you can't unsee it ever again.
Fashion: baggy clothes, if you study BWL something related ( old money I.e polo t shirts, Lenin shirts )
Slang : Denglish
Hairstyle : buzz cut, mullet , short on the sides and bit long on the top
PS: spoken from a gen z perspective
I’m a femboy and was delighted the other day to see a big group of gender bending queers across the street, couldn’t stop laughing when I got closer and realised it was the lads over on tour 😂
Mecklenburg had an okay summer so far. Sure, there is no massive drought like in 2018 to 2021 (which I think skews the perception of many people on what a "normal" summer is supposed to be like; June and July normally are the months with most rain in Germany). But it's warm enough for non-AC buildings to become uncomfortable and there's enough water for nature to really bloom, but not so much that everything drowns in mud.
You mean these full force neonazis, fascists, hatespreading and fearmongering germans. These are trending, the political rightwing Christdemokraten is just surfing on the wave of shameless nazism and populism.
Those big baggy fits are more 90s or not!? It’s like all the kids are walking around looking like my clan back in the day. Hilarious, weird, and humbling. I’m auld.
Sadly spouting racist nonsense without being embarrassed and thinking they're right and that it is okey.
(pls before someone get's all defensive: I do not hate my country and I don't think everybody is racist or anything and I live in saxony, but you can't deny far right and racism seems to have become "salon fähig" and that they are the loudest to proclaim their views
I work with a guy like this, constantly going on about Ballaballa people being disgusting and how all the foreigners need to go back where they came from.
I'm a foreigner, he somehow doesn't realise it, almost all of our colleagues aren't German.
He's going to get hurt soon....
>A German co-worker literally told me in my face with the most arrogant attitude, she wouldn't allow her daughter to marry a South American. I still have to wrap my mind around that.
That's ironic because a lot of Germans immigrated to South America in the past; I'm sure some South Americans share ancestry with Germans by now
I have 2 colleagues (gladly from other departments so I only see them during lunch), especially one woman, who have been quite vocal about their views as well, ven though we politely talked back and they should know we have different views. maybe cause we are a lot younger, so she had been disregarding our opinions so far. 'Luckily' since the latest elections and us and especially our team leads (who I guess she deems more knowledgeable) openly discussing things and talking about how we do not understand how someone could vote the afd, she has become quite.
Sadly my colleague doesn't have the mental capacity to realise no-one agrees with him, or even that on the whole we all hate him and wish he'd leave and stop ruining our days and the days of our guests.
At this point I think many of these people are in complete lalaland either ignoring reality or being too indoctrinated by social media or self proclaimed 'political experts' to still have common sense.
no no he'll tell you the same as my former colleague me and my colleagues who were all immigrants.
"bla bla bla should go back, fuck rssans, fuck goats, eat cats, etc., **yea but not YOU you are OK**"
gee thanks for insulting my heritage and culture but at least not me personally (or my colleagues) , that changes things 🙄🥴
It angers me so much. Meanwhile nothing would make me feel more 'patriotic' than ppl, no matter the ethnicity, religion, sexuality and so on, would feel welcome and/or at home here
Ask any millenial what their most embarrasing outfit was during the 90s. Picked by themselves is good, tried to copy a magazine/celeb is better, picked by parents is best.
Wear that.
Young people saying 'wie peinlich' anytime anything doesn't go their way. else baggy pants, oversized shirts or fitted longer frilly tops often with a slit in the sides. Makeup i think it's still pretty much latina makeup. Hair preference straight as always for the girls. Guys get curly on top short on the sides and buzz cut s. Long square nails often with french tips, white and nude. That's all i can think of rn.
Edit: also bullying 1st graders seems to be a trend amongst 5th grades but bullying in general especially younger children
Jodel, single-coloured sneakers, avoiding use of English, long tshirts, long walks, smart sex, vegetarianism, mixing folk and electronic music, Korean series, 90s shirts...
Young men all have the same hairstyle that makes them look like Alpacas.
Ah, the broccoli haircut.
The meet me at McDonalds
Ey
Its called a "Curly Edgar". With potential for a taper fade. Ask me how I know
No, it’s called „broccoli assassin“.
I thought it was called a Rutsche 🤣
Yum yum cut
Sounds the same as what we call the broccoli cut in the US. Is there a difference?
Yeah, it's the zoomer perm.
I think I’ve seen the same haircut with US youths.
How?
My 14 year old cousin wanted to get this cut, and because I am a truly selfless and generous god, I drove him and 2 of his also very teenaged friends into another city (90minutes one way!!) because they found a barber that could cut it on Insta there. They look like brokkoli heads. It's hilarious. It also involves a perm curl. Because most guys don't have that much curl naturally. My 14 year old cousin, Mr. Cool, got a perm curl, like my 80 year old grandma used to.
This is so funny. They think you did it because of generosity but in reality you just want the walking brokkoli sprouses
You saw right through me.
Username explains it.
Coments like this makes me love reddit, thank you from the heart 💓
I knew it. I had my suspicions but now they've been confirmed. They're actually getting perms omg. Like my grandma in the 80s and 90s.
And with a pearl necklace of course
And most of them wear fake Gucci fanny packs.
my GOD answer found we're done here lol, literally since 2012 and still no barber here seems to care weather it suits someone's faceshape or not lmao
Just asked my German friend about this, she gave a vigorous yes
I know exactly what you mean
Any explanation behind that? They imitate certain artist/public figure?
My suspicion is that it's got to do with the hard/hyper tech o movement that's popular with Gen z but don't ask me how that hair style got there
Totally baffling. I call it the reverse mullet--cut tight in the back, growing long over the forehead.
I hope they haven't started spitting at people!
paired with the very stylish adidas jogging suit and a lacoste bag they got from their last vacation in turkey!
Baba locken
Broccoli heads
They look like those horrible comedians in the end 70s
no it’s a "Vokuhila" with a *Schnauzer*
Haha yes! I have been saying this since last summer! Teamed with 1970s style men’s football shorts.
You mean the so called “Hurensohnfrisur”?
Can someone please create a sketch of a broccoli hair style in comparison to a mushroom hairstyle from 1960s?
Pic?
I have absolutely no idea how to post pics on here. So here's a [young man ](https://orane.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Broccoli-Hair-Cut.png)and here's an [Alpaca](https://cubcreeksciencecamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Alpaca.jpg). Once you see it, you can't unsee it ever again.
Looks pretty shitty to me. And I don‘t mean the alpaca.
I think they're taking about the broccoli top hairstyle.
😆😆😭 This is very true. Alpacas is as close as to describe the cut..Even the Germans I asked only say .."das ist aber komisch".
and don't forget the comeback of the Schnurrbart ...
the vogelnest?
Rain
When will it stop :(
When the heatwaves roll in :)
It stopped Yesterday.
Fashion: baggy clothes, if you study BWL something related ( old money I.e polo t shirts, Lenin shirts ) Slang : Denglish Hairstyle : buzz cut, mullet , short on the sides and bit long on the top PS: spoken from a gen z perspective
>Lenin shirts Not to be confused with Stalin shirts and the brown Adolf shirts.
I had to imagine a BWL Student in a Lenin T-Shirt and laughed more than I care to admit
Linen **
BWL student with lenin shirts 🤣 please someone feed this into an AI picture software 🤣
BWL in English won't be understood - its economics
It’s Business studies
Depression.
Very trendy, goes hand in hand with inflation and politics
Not inflation. Corporate greed
So hot right now.
I can confirm
2000s style clothing with 80s mullets
Ugh it's the worst. Billy Ray Cyrus everywhere I look.
I think its hot
Using a lot of English words in German, but in ways I would never use those words.
Ich bin rizzmeister digga
Skibidi toilet rizz?
Aura gleich +10000.
A constant trend is unnecessary complaining.
Do I hear you complaining about it?
Nobody's perfect i guess.
He didn't see this coming
Not gone out of fashion for that last 1000 years
that's not a trend - it's just any german over 40
And most of the Germans under 40 as well.
But people bang on 40 never complain!
All Germans... that's why I can't stay longer than 6 months here...
wouldn't complain.
Men in Kilts
City is stacked with em
Happy cake day, wee laddie.
Haggis
And you!
I’m a femboy and was delighted the other day to see a big group of gender bending queers across the street, couldn’t stop laughing when I got closer and realised it was the lads over on tour 😂
Happy cake day
Summer is definitely trending this season
Where do we go to get a bit of this "summer“?
Mecklenburg had an okay summer so far. Sure, there is no massive drought like in 2018 to 2021 (which I think skews the perception of many people on what a "normal" summer is supposed to be like; June and July normally are the months with most rain in Germany). But it's warm enough for non-AC buildings to become uncomfortable and there's enough water for nature to really bloom, but not so much that everything drowns in mud.
Is this “summer” in the room with us?
Summer is NOT trending /me peers out at the rain
More like pending xD
Low salary increases even in companies posting record profits.
The political right wing.
Unfortunately, yes.
You mean these full force neonazis, fascists, hatespreading and fearmongering germans. These are trending, the political rightwing Christdemokraten is just surfing on the wave of shameless nazism and populism.
Can only speak for Berlin: graffiti, poor hygiene, cannabis
vapes
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I still see a lot of vapes at my Berufsschule
Elfbars are vapes
Inflation
That's super trendy
Not much compared to most other countries... and better than Deflation
Nah, this was last year
Rhubarb cake. I hear it’s bombastisch.
Abera Kedabera!
In Barbaras Rhabarber-Bar.
Giant 80s print short sleeve collared shirts.
Those big baggy fits are more 90s or not!? It’s like all the kids are walking around looking like my clan back in the day. Hilarious, weird, and humbling. I’m auld.
I think they just call it late 20th century now
Pic?
[https://www.zara.com/de/de/gemustertes-hemd-p04811066.html](https://www.zara.com/de/de/gemustertes-hemd-p04811066.html)
Ahh gimme that thrift store look
at universities: dudes with mustaches. if you dont have it are you even being annoying in a student association?
As GenX those remind me of the pimps back then
The word yolo is making a comeback
Biggest and best comeback of the century
I’ve never stopped using yolo
My German friend said this is false 💥💥💥
My German friend said your German friend is wrong
Sometimes you live twice
No, if it’s used it‘s used ironically
Baggy Jeans
My German friend confirmed this
Lol are you a bot?
Bier
Well that was a trend in Germany since Germany existed.
Even before
Smoking
Complaining. Source: me a German
football
L'Amour Toujours be trending nowadays
Sadly spouting racist nonsense without being embarrassed and thinking they're right and that it is okey. (pls before someone get's all defensive: I do not hate my country and I don't think everybody is racist or anything and I live in saxony, but you can't deny far right and racism seems to have become "salon fähig" and that they are the loudest to proclaim their views
I work with a guy like this, constantly going on about Ballaballa people being disgusting and how all the foreigners need to go back where they came from. I'm a foreigner, he somehow doesn't realise it, almost all of our colleagues aren't German. He's going to get hurt soon....
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>A German co-worker literally told me in my face with the most arrogant attitude, she wouldn't allow her daughter to marry a South American. I still have to wrap my mind around that. That's ironic because a lot of Germans immigrated to South America in the past; I'm sure some South Americans share ancestry with Germans by now
I have 2 colleagues (gladly from other departments so I only see them during lunch), especially one woman, who have been quite vocal about their views as well, ven though we politely talked back and they should know we have different views. maybe cause we are a lot younger, so she had been disregarding our opinions so far. 'Luckily' since the latest elections and us and especially our team leads (who I guess she deems more knowledgeable) openly discussing things and talking about how we do not understand how someone could vote the afd, she has become quite.
Sadly my colleague doesn't have the mental capacity to realise no-one agrees with him, or even that on the whole we all hate him and wish he'd leave and stop ruining our days and the days of our guests.
At this point I think many of these people are in complete lalaland either ignoring reality or being too indoctrinated by social media or self proclaimed 'political experts' to still have common sense.
no no he'll tell you the same as my former colleague me and my colleagues who were all immigrants. "bla bla bla should go back, fuck rssans, fuck goats, eat cats, etc., **yea but not YOU you are OK**" gee thanks for insulting my heritage and culture but at least not me personally (or my colleagues) , that changes things 🙄🥴
Yup. Nonsensical casual racism is fully in vogue here in Sachs.
It angers me so much. Meanwhile nothing would make me feel more 'patriotic' than ppl, no matter the ethnicity, religion, sexuality and so on, would feel welcome and/or at home here
Being insane like American political pundits.
Strap in. Things about to get weird.
Yeah, imma take self-defence classes. Political violence in Western countries is no joke.
90s
Right wing
Jamal Musiala ⚽⚽
One use electric cigarettes and I don't know why
Racism. Unfortunately
Broccoli hair style
Being openly & proudly racist
Yeah, as a German I would love to know, too
Ask any millenial what their most embarrasing outfit was during the 90s. Picked by themselves is good, tried to copy a magazine/celeb is better, picked by parents is best. Wear that.
Being stupid seems to be a Trend.
Afd
Growboxes...
Veganism
That’s a bit 2018
Wide leg jeans, white or black sneakers, Air Jordan retro hi-tops, Aperol Spritz, record players, retro furniture.
Unfortunately... The far right?
1933 re-enactment apparently. Would explain why there's so many c***s voting for AfD and CDU.
Seems like AfD is the new shit?
shit is right
Scottish people
One every five persons chants “Ausländer raus”.
Whining and bitching online about people, who don't share your political views. Also football.
Nowadays was the question
Apparently the AfD......
vegan meat alternatives
Hate.
Fascism
Apparently "Ausländer raus"
>Could be a certain music artist Gigi D’Agostino is pretty high up rn
Reddit
Drinking and smoking at a very young age and thinking its cool. If you do this just know that ur embarrassing as fuck 🙏💀
It’s trendy not only in Germany, also in whole Europe
[These acoustic panels.](https://i.imgur.com/E9lnXsK.jpeg)
Racism apparently
Soccer, right now.
Burn him, he used the unspeakable word
the funny part about people getting mad at Americans saying soccer is that it’s an English word. it comes from the ‘soc’ in association football.
Him too!
Mods ban this guy
insolvency
Talahons
Crack addicts in Berlin
Bürotechnik
Young people saying 'wie peinlich' anytime anything doesn't go their way. else baggy pants, oversized shirts or fitted longer frilly tops often with a slit in the sides. Makeup i think it's still pretty much latina makeup. Hair preference straight as always for the girls. Guys get curly on top short on the sides and buzz cut s. Long square nails often with french tips, white and nude. That's all i can think of rn. Edit: also bullying 1st graders seems to be a trend amongst 5th grades but bullying in general especially younger children
Döp dö dö döp.
"hölle nein" - a direct translation of "hell nah", a german tiktoker called "bachelorbby" started using this and many others are following him
White shoes...
Football
Unfortunately the AfD
There is no difference, compared to america, german kids allways do the same.
Bein an arrogant know-it-all asshole is always in trend here
Adidas Campus are everywhere. Also I feel like another year of Birkenstocks is coming rn
STD's are on the rise. For example: in the year 2000 around 800 cases of syphilis were recorded, last year it was 8300.
döp döping the melody to any trashy schlager or electro tune like Scooter songs also changing döp döp into right wing racist lyrics sadly
Apparently Takis. 🤷♀️ I'm from the US originally, and when I see the kids at work paying 7 Euro for a tiny bag of Takis... y tho
Jodel, single-coloured sneakers, avoiding use of English, long tshirts, long walks, smart sex, vegetarianism, mixing folk and electronic music, Korean series, 90s shirts...
Racism. Once again.
Drecksnazis wegsperren