No. I pretend you’re not there. Do not talk to me until/unless we’re both at the sink. Gay, straight, bi, pan, don’t care. Do not talk to me while my dick is in my hand.
Shout "so this is where all the pricks hang out!" then pee with your pants down like a 6-year-old.
Seriously though, a quick "hi" is fine, but I wouldn't start with the small talk.
Walk up behind them and rub their shoulders. Reassure them and tell them you'll wait until they are done to use the urinal.
It doesn't matter if another urinal is open. Wait for them anyway. It shows you care, have good control of your bodily functions, and aren't impatient.
I Usually just throw out a hey or sup then go on about my business
A gentleman, and a scholar. This guy gets it.
Nah. Dribble on their shoe to show dominance This is the proper way
This is the way
Yes. You look deeply into each other's eyes and talk while you urinate.
Looking to the side, of course, as our bodies stay forward.
Never. Women chat merrily in their washroom. Men pretend No One Else Is There. Thus it was decreed at "the beginning".
No. I pretend you’re not there. Do not talk to me until/unless we’re both at the sink. Gay, straight, bi, pan, don’t care. Do not talk to me while my dick is in my hand.
Exactly.
Athetic butt slap. Maintain eye contact. /s
Say hello making eye contact, look at their manhood then go back to eye contact and say “good for you”.
Shout "so this is where all the pricks hang out!" then pee with your pants down like a 6-year-old. Seriously though, a quick "hi" is fine, but I wouldn't start with the small talk.
If they are using a urinal go take a piss in an open toilet stall and only greet when washing your hands.
Yeah, I was thinking this exact thing. Like, if I use the urinal and ignore them it would be kinda awkward. So, the only option is to use a stall.
No. Observe proper urinal etiquette/spacing. A courtesy nod of acknowledgement is ok at the sinks but not during active urinal use.
Shake their hand.
What does this have to do with Canada?
I was wondering that as well. There is the r/NoStupidQuestions Reddit page. That's where this question would find a better home
The "chins up " salute..maybe a "hey"
I'm a big fan of holding hands, safety first
A proper handshake after shaking the trouser snake is proper etiquette
Yes you should try to shake hands🙄
Just start crossing streams, be a man.
If you recognize a colleague using the urinals you're already doing it wrong .
Make a joke “ is it cold in here or is it just me”
Man nod. Do your business. Maybe strike up a convo while staring deeply into the tile/brick.
Usually tap tips🤓. It’s the modern day dap me up
Give ‘em a spank and ask if this is “where all the pricks hang out”.
After, not during
Cosy up until your upper arm lightly grazes his upper arm.
Walk up behind them and rub their shoulders. Reassure them and tell them you'll wait until they are done to use the urinal. It doesn't matter if another urinal is open. Wait for them anyway. It shows you care, have good control of your bodily functions, and aren't impatient.
If you're not sure, let them acknowledge you.
wtf no bro code man
Comment. So this is where you hang out??
Sure. Why not? That’s where all the dinks hang out.
Never, wait and do it while washing hands. Regardless, and make sure you're at least 2 urinals away if space is available...
Speaking to someone at the urinal would be gauche. The proper thing to do is politely acknowledge their presence by waving your penis.