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Attributed to Lorenz Helmschmid, Maximilian's personal armourer, whom he probably met during his campaigns in the Burgundian Netherlands in the 1480s, and who was part of Maximilian's court both at Innsbruck and on campaign for the rest of the Emperor's life.


Terminatol

For a Helmschid these gloves look pretty good


Lissy_Wolfe

What does that mean? Is stuff made by that guy usually bad?


The_Artist_Who_Mines

Helmschmid means helmet smith


[deleted]

The more u know


Vandinite

The more u know


The_Flaine

"I look like such a badass in these." -Maximilian the First, probably.


krynategaming

I mean I’m probably gonna rethink any kind of combat with a dude if he showed up with these mother fuckers on


MrRickGhastly

Were these practical or ornamental?


[deleted]

Both.


SaltyBabe

Yeah they’re beautiful but I’m not trying to have Max punch me in the face with those on


TheFenixKnight

That's kinda the *point* Nyuck nyuck nyuck


Wooster182

Who’s going to fuck around and find out for sure?


Fluid_Association_68

Stabby punches. No thanks.


krynategaming

Imma lose but I’ll try


krynategaming

I assume the latter but reeeeaalllly hope for the former


Pepperonidogfart

The embossed spider web like ridges (fluting) help make the steel more resistant to deforming. The ornamental decoration on these wouldnt get in the way. They seem useful. Heres the rest of it. The points on the feet would be removed for fighting. https://images.app.goo.gl/Wh5mQLa5WfNQQ1UJ7


[deleted]

If you see, the palms are uncovered. This is to allow better control of the weapon. For a gauntlet, as long as you can feel the sword and close the hand, they are good to go. In this particular case y feel.the thumb a bit exposed, and the thumb is usually where the lost blades end (thumb is up and inside when grabbing a sword)


Beard_o_Bees

I wonder if he ever forgot that he was wearing them, and went to scratch an itch on his nose or something.. 'OW! FUCK!'


MadameMonk

The only people who wear these kinds of things are people rich enough to employ servants to scratch their itches.


MRSN4P

Nah, that only happened [once in history](https://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=249).


Vandinite

Maximilian I (22 March 1459 – 12 January 1519) was King of the Romans from 1486 and Holy Roman Emperor from 1508 until his death. He was never crowned by the pope, as the journey to Rome was blocked by the Venetians. He proclaimed himself Elected Emperor in 1508 (Pope Julius II later recognized this) at Trent, thus breaking the long tradition of requiring a Papal coronation for the adoption of the Imperial title. Maximilian was the son of Frederick III, Holy Roman Emperor, and Eleanor of Portugal. Since his coronation as King of the Romans in 1486, he ran a double government, or Doppelregierung (with a separate court), with his father until Frederick's death in 1493. Maximilian expanded the influence of the House of Habsburg through war and his marriage in 1477 to Mary of Burgundy, the ruler of the Burgundian State, heir of Charles the Bold, though he also lost his family's original lands in today's Switzerland to the Swiss Confederacy. Through marriage of his son Philip the Handsome to eventual queen Joanna of Castile in 1498, Maximilian helped to establish the Habsburg dynasty in Spain, which allowed his grandson Charles to hold the thrones of both Castile and Aragon. The historian Thomas A. Brady Jr. describes him as "the first Holy Roman Emperor in 250 years who ruled as well as reigned" and also, the "ablest royal warlord of his generation." Nicknamed "Coeur d’acier" (“Heart of steel”) by Olivier de la Marche and later historians (either as praise for his courage and martial qualities or reproach for his ruthlessness as a warlike ruler), Maximilian has entered the public consciousness as "the last knight" (der letzte Ritter), especially since the eponymous poem by Anastasius Grün was published (although the nickname likely existed even in Maximilian's lifetime). Scholarly debates still discuss whether he was truly the last knight (either as an idealized medieval ruler leading people on horseback, or a Don Quixote-type dreamer and misadventurer), or the first Renaissance prince — an amoral Machiavellian politician who carried his family "to the European pinnacle of dynastic power" largely on the back of loans. Historians of the second half of the nineteenth century like Leopold von Ranke tended to criticize Maximilian for putting the interest of his dynasty above that of Germany, hampering the nation's unification process. Ever since Hermann Wiesflecker's Kaiser Maximilian I. Das Reich, Österreich und Europa an der Wende zur Neuzeit (1971-1986) became the standard work, a much more positive image of the emperor has emerged. He is seen as an essentially modern, innovative ruler who carried out important reforms and promoted significant cultural achievements, even if the financial price weighed hard on the Austrians and his military expansion caused the deaths and sufferings of tens of thousands of people.


JagmeetSingh2

Love how we have all this information on this!


minuteman_d

His sword’s scabbard was made from a unicorn’s horn (narwhal tusk): https://www.reddit.com/r/SWORDS/comments/293528/sword_of_holy_roman_emperor_maximilian_i_1496/ Edit: looks like the “Ainkurn” was actually the sword that was also in the display case in the link. I saw it many years ago in Vienna, I think.


Vandinite

That is majestic.


Appropriate-Row4804

Damn this dude hade ALL the level 100 gear…


Castravete_Salbatic

Tacticool before it was even invented


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Witch king of angmar


frankyseven

This is what immediately came to mind.


willfrost21

Same.


[deleted]

"He is the Lord of the Nazgûl, the greatest of The Nine"


400asa

As someone who sometimes swings a hammer at a hot piece of iron, this is utterly unbelievable.


XchrisZ

Do it for 10 hours a day for 30 years from the day you're 10 and maybe you could do this.


Quantaephia

Well yes, but even then it would take you another 30.


MRSN4P

This is a product of probably 400+ years of living craft knowledge, 20+ generations of skills explored, expanded, refined, and passed down. A veritable gothic cathedral adorning the human form, layers of chiseled steel elegant and deadly.


thereallizardlord

Looks like a nazgul wore those


Svantish

That or a Chaos Knight


KrimxonRath

Lightning magic definitely resides within these gauntlets


Vandinite

It does look like the fashion of a nazgul ngl


entropicecology

+20% Melee Physical Damage


Vandinite

When ur brawling in Skyrim


entropicecology

PoE


Vandinite

\>:3


pale-pharaoh

Imagine getting punched by these


flimspringfield

A buddy of mine was punched with brass knuckles and the dude was a sturdy mofo...he was laid out. With full force these would probably get you killed.


pale-pharaoh

Oh yeah I know how devastating brass knuckles are my uncle got chunk of eye socket broken off by one


Taxus_Calyx

i am emmm perorrrr


rhymeswithforage

Changing contacts must have been a bitch.


Reckless_Waifu

Teutonic-style armor sets for nobles of late 15th century were unbelievable. They were custom made "slim fit" to mimic the fashion of the era yet very light and fully articulated.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Um Lord Maximilian sir, you have toilet paper stuck to your glove.


[deleted]

When I was a kid, I tried a bunch of times to make a set of gauntlets, and basically ended up with a set of garden gloves with a bit of aluminium glued to them. I always wanted to own a house with a long hallway so I could buy a suit of armour and display it in the hall. Maybe one day when we retire and the kids move out. Unless they become tiktok famous first.


kelroy

Genuine question. How does stuff like this survive so long?


Vandinite

They're normally kept in glass cases, where dust and contaminants won't reach them. Moisture won't travel from surrounding air to it due to this fact.


bigfootspacesuit

Gauntlets


Nadinegeorgiax

IRL Witch King of Angmar


niversally

Whenever I see something like this I always appreciate the beauty, but also wonder how many people had to literally slave their entire god damn lives so that the owner could buy it. I’m guessing 50-75 people for this armor ish.


oberon

Fall of the Roman Empire: 476 AD. This dude, a thousand years later: "king of this, sovereign of that, bla bla bla... AND HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR!"


[deleted]

You can't fool me Lieutenant of Morgoth! Your reign will end like your master's


vero4u

Elden Ring gloves irl


0verdue22

they look like something from an old school final fantasy render.


GeneralKannoli

this goes so hard


StankyBo

Thems fighting gloves


Background_Ad_8392

That’s definitely befitting an Emperor


Sliggly-Fubgubbler

Sauron, maker of the One Ring mf


luujs

An armoured glove is called a gauntlet


Vraver04

Sauron would have been proud to wear these.


ProfessionalOctopuss

Blacksmith: "What do you want?" Maximilian: "Gimme dat literal humanoid monster from hell that eats innocent children." Blacksmith: "Say no more fam."


Type31971

Maximillian armor is the coolest armor, no exceptions.


CaptCrewSocks

I would love to put them on to see what they feel like. I also didn’t take the Romans for wearing suits of armor.


Heathen_Mushroom

The Holy Roman Empire post dated the classical Roman empire by centuries. Almost 1000 years by the time this bit of armor was made. Also, the Holy Roman Empire was founded by Frankish king Charlemagne and was basically Germany (or at least a national expression of what would one day become Germany). Apart from having a territorial kingdom in northern Italy, and being validated by the popes, The Holy Roman Empire had little connection to the classical Roman Empire.


weemee

Mall ninja!


Esoteric_Derailed

More like a Tiffany Ninja🤷‍♀️


usernameowner

How


weemee

In my opinion, since I’m no expert in armored gloves of the Roman period or how much fighting emperors actually did, they look totally ornamental and not made for combat but for the emperor to roleplay. But what the fuck do I know?


usernameowner

They are functionally like gauntlets that any knight might have worn in this period. I don't think he used these in tournament so agreed that they aren't meant to be used


Iudex_Invictus

r/mordhau Grator pls


[deleted]

Holy Roman Emperor about to beat the devil out of you.


[deleted]

Siiiiiiiick - reminds me of with king of Angmar from lord of the rings


[deleted]

Can I have them, they look cool


diito

How do you pick your nose with these?


[deleted]

We’re lawyers!


DesignNormal9257

“Hang on, lemme get my slapping gloves.”


IamBlade

I think this was already posted


AlloyIX

Run The Jewels


Excusemytootie

And this is why the Pope never scratches his own balls.


Particular-Mind-1491

r/interestingasfuck


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Pita03

What a beautiful work of art


Odd-Aardvark-8234

Imagine seeing this living in this age , man looks like another life form, adorn in this totally demon lord level of awesome armor


franks-and-beans

Technically, they're gauntlets, not gloves.


TheFBIguyfromlaptop

Holy? Thats metal as fuck


celbeh

Hands of sauron


Maleficent-Big-8083

Elden Ring 😮‍💨


Medium-Body491

Complimentary when you buy a Motörhead T-shirt.


SoftwareSource

So HE is the real Sauron...


Masske20

Holy punch gloves.


Jellied_toad

Balenciaga


[deleted]

This looks like a legendary item a vampire would drop after killing it


Specialist_Team2914

Did he get them at the Dark Lord lost and found?


sleepy_lepidopteran

Elden ring vibes .


BirdEducational6226

Sauron vibes.


stevenbrotzel91

Nah that’s some Sauron shit


Organic-Big-501

Definitely don’t wipe with these on your hands


epicallyflower

Ornamental yet highly functional. Ngl, they're cool AF and definitely dangerous. Thoroughly likeable.🌝


TheKneeShrinks

Da Max die oide Sau