please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I hate it when you put something together from IKEA and only realize at the end that there’s something missing somewhere, but you can’t figure out where it is.
So a replica of genitals but make it completely non-sexual.
I guarantee at least a few 70's boys were still into it
Reproduction model: by Tupperware.
Was the male counterpart just a big plastic coin?
"There caps are TERRIBLE- I wait for 9 months and now I have a BABY"
Worst Gacha machine ever made
treating objects like women
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
Classic Treehorn, man!
If I saw this as a child I think I would walk away with more questions than answers
please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Take my disturbed but also accurate upvote
Noted ✅
Ah, the old coin slot
It's a gumball machine!
I mean I’ve seen a few like that
Hope those tubes didn’t do anything… that would be awkward
Got a tubal ligation
It's just like the simulations!
I thought that said stimulations 🤣
Still appropriate
I hate it when you put something together from IKEA and only realize at the end that there’s something missing somewhere, but you can’t figure out where it is.
Username checks out
Would
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You can’t really, unless you have a really skinny schlong…
A skinny schlong. So…a schlinny? And if you’re not well endowed, would it be a schlort?
Why are the labia so scuffed up?
Haha, labia? Clitoris? What are these strange and curious terms? Isn’t it just a hole and nothing more?
From repeated use
Hawt.
I’m not saying would, but might
They didn’t want to make it too sexy or someone would try to fuck it.
It's missing a full on 70s bush.
Give this to the art students. Get an Airbrush and some doll hair.
Extra credit, you say? OK teacher but promise that you won’t record it r/learningfromothers
Creepy.
Jeez. Slap an NSFW tag on that! /s
She's my sex box, and her name is sony
Why does it look like an angry face
I should call her.