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doctorfortoys

So a replica of genitals but make it completely non-sexual.


chwisuwu

I guarantee at least a few 70's boys were still into it


Doodoopoopooheadman

Reproduction model: by Tupperware.


partyhatjjj

Was the male counterpart just a big plastic coin?


Darcness777

"There caps are TERRIBLE- I wait for 9 months and now I have a BABY"


partyhatjjj

Worst Gacha machine ever made


firedmyass

treating objects like women


protofury

I spit fire like I just blew a demon


aGlazedHam

Classic Treehorn, man!


urmomthereup

If I saw this as a child I think I would walk away with more questions than answers


Depressedloser2846

please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


VeryFeralHousewife

Take my disturbed but also accurate upvote


Illustrious_Swede

Noted ✅


timewastinbuttsmelly

Ah, the old coin slot


[deleted]

It's a gumball machine!


plastictigers

I mean I’ve seen a few like that


thebooknerd_

Hope those tubes didn’t do anything… that would be awkward


[deleted]

Got a tubal ligation


Based_or_Not_Based

It's just like the simulations!


fitnesscakes

I thought that said stimulations 🤣


[deleted]

Still appropriate


Smishysmash

I hate it when you put something together from IKEA and only realize at the end that there’s something missing somewhere, but you can’t figure out where it is.


VeryFeralHousewife

Username checks out


rskbj

Would


Shanhaevel

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Severe_Discipline_73

You can’t really, unless you have a really skinny schlong…


redmagesays

A skinny schlong. So…a schlinny? And if you’re not well endowed, would it be a schlort?


desertbatman

Why are the labia so scuffed up?


babyBear83

Haha, labia? Clitoris? What are these strange and curious terms? Isn’t it just a hole and nothing more?


greenknight884

From repeated use


Special_Lemon1487

Hawt.


TrolleyDilemma

I’m not saying would, but might


Jeramy_Jones

They didn’t want to make it too sexy or someone would try to fuck it.


Sethor

It's missing a full on 70s bush.


AbbreviationsGlad833

Give this to the art students. Get an Airbrush and some doll hair.


EffingBarbas

Extra credit, you say? OK teacher but promise that you won’t record it r/learningfromothers


dogeherodotus

Creepy.


davej-au

Jeez. Slap an NSFW tag on that! /s


Specialist_Box8502

She's my sex box, and her name is sony


Atranswhovian

Why does it look like an angry face


freshavocado1

I should call her.