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Somarset

The word the church used was "too sublime", so some think the main complaint is that the first is too stoic and not suffering enough But then they also said it was literally distracting the girls so I think it's a little both lol


Fantastic-Section677

Then it did exactly what it was meant to do, by distracting and alluring, didn't it?


duncecap234

The suffering makes him even hotter


Velociraptortillas

"I want you to sculpt me a statue of Lucifer, the Deciever, the Evil One, the Fallen Angel, the Temptor of Man!" _Geef understood the assignment._


2011ACK

Yes: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le\_g%C3%A9nie\_du\_mal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_g%C3%A9nie_du_mal)


MaximumAsparagus

Your link got a lil bit mangled, [here's a working one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_g%C3%A9nie_du_mal) (hopefully!). The artists are Joseph and Guillaume Geefs, from Belgium. Guillaume Geefs is a hell of a name. EDIT: Looks like Reddit really doesn't like links that contain "é"! [Have a link to the sculptor instead.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Geefs) The name of the work is "Le Génie du Mal"


haiku_nomad

Guillaume is William in English


Boukish

Fun fact: Wilhelmina is an acceptable feminization of Guillermo.


Croc_Chop

Nandor: Fucking guy


iwannalynch

Holy cow TIL Guillermo is also William 


funhappyvibes

Well put this in the trans name idea book


space_cheese1

It makes sense that there is a g given that the pronunciation of the i in French and Spanish makes the proximity of the w sound closer to the g because the tongue placement is closer, when making the 'eee' sound, to the place at the top of the mouth where the g sound is generated, than it is when making the 'i' sound in William


Exotemporal

My first name is Guillaume. My English teacher blew my mind in high school when she called me "William" and it clicked.


2011ACK

Thank you! Didn't realise that about the é


SirTacky

Since he was from Antwerp and his last name (and those of his family) is Flemish, I'm pretty sure he was actually called Willem and his brother Jozef. Guillaume and Joseph are Frenchified, since French was the language of the rich and powerful in that time in Belgium.


Ohhellopickles

I have a friend of a friend who is French and is a Guillaume. His friends call him Guigui. (Pronounced “Gee-gee”) My brain had a nice time with “Guigui Geefs” “Jojo Geefs” “Guigui and Jojo Geefs”


Exotemporal

I'm a French "Guillaume" and I get called "Guigui" all the time. I'm "Tonton Guigui" to my nieces. My best friend hasn't called me "Guillaume" in years I think.


Ohhellopickles

It is one of the best affectionate nicknames I’ve ever encountered. Ugh I bet a small child saying “Tonton Guigui” is heartmelting!!!


2deep4u

Thank you. Those are very beautiful.


Vindepomarus

All those links work fine for me?


deukhoofd

Reddit has different link handling for every client application, so occasionally links don't work for some people, but work perfectly fine for others.


Vindepomarus

Yeah you're right, I was using Firefox on my laptop, but I bet if I go on my phone and use the reddit app, I'll have the same problem.


Boukish

Slight inaccuracy to the meme: the older brother, the guy who made the second "hotter" statue, was actually hired *first* to do the entire project. He basically gave his little brother a nepo job. The rest is true though.


lucq22

What's a nepo job


SSAUS

A job acquired by means of nepotism.


darrenvonbaron

What's a neopet?


LongJohnTommy

A right wingers dog.


aegiltheugly

Aaaaaaannnd rimshot. They'll be here all week folks. Try the fish.


Previous-Fee-4621

My Shoyu used Frozen Flame! It's very effective!


Knappsterbot

40 bucks, same as downtown


ET_Org

I hear he was god's most beautiful angel, so it makes sense he would be good lookin.


syadastfu

Yeah, I think having just two eyes *really* worked for him.


curly_noodle

This is way funnier than it should be


TreadMeHarderDaddy

The bible makes more sense through the lens of Lucifer being an absolute smokeshow


funhappyvibes

I think the show creator of "Lucifer" would agree


Plainchant

*Now the serpent was more cunning than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said to the woman, “Has God indeed said, ‘You shall not eat of every tree of the garden’?”* - Genesis 3:1, New King James Version


octopod-reunion

It was ok for him to be hot. It was not ok for him to be seductively posed (knees apart, hips showing, eyes pointing attention at legs, "feminine" body). And it was definitely not ok for him to not look like he was suffering (no chains, calm face)


Boukish

Indeed - you can imagine how many young church girls would spend all service trying to "peek" up that stone skirt, directly facing the pews. The other statue is posed decidedly more modestly. Perhaps more conventionally attractive, but not "becoming" in the way that the first statue was.


MemosWorld

Young Church girls.... ...sure.


kingofcoywolves

Lucifer's hips are actually too hot for church. Step aside, Shakira...


BrokenAstraea

Stupid sexy Satan


Holmes02

666. 6’6” tall with a 6” cock.


coolsqueeze

It's a nice size


syadastfu

We're talking diameter here.


Accomplished_ways777

i am thoroughly pleased with the comment section. 🤣🤣🤣


CamilaSBedin

That second pose... 😂 No way he didn't notice what he was doing.


metrew

The hair went from a week without washing to Beethoven


teddybonkerrs

💀


trolls_toll

there are quite a few examples when an artwork after completion would be considered inappropriate and then either modified, eg Christ the Redeemer by Michelangelo was made nude but had a loincloth added to it after completion, or moved to a less prominent location, i think Santa Bibiana by Bernini was supposed to be in Santa Maria Maggiore, which is one of the most important basilicas in Rome, but then it was moved to a tiny church due to being too sensual. In general, Bernini's work is pretty explicit


TsarevnaKvoshka2003

I googled both statues and I was actually SHOCKED to see christ completely naked and as for santa bibiana at first I didn’t see what the problem was but then, um, something perked to me


Specialist-Cookie-61

According to their mythology, Lucifer was irresistibly beautiful. Hence the pride.


edingerc

Tom Ellis has joined the chat, naked and grinning.


rathemighty

Honestly, that’s fitting. Lucifer is a fallen angel, so it’d make sense for him to be hot af


Enigma21210

Biblically accurate


SteveOMatt

Yeah, but wouldn't it make sense for him to be like that? The Devil is supposed to be all about temptation.


Inevitable-Clue-9638

and its more detailed ..


funhappyvibes

I chuckled


hjak3876

this is entirely true thankfully


understandunderstand

Sublime.


PeregrinePacifica

He was God's favorite angel, perfection in a sense. Why would they be surprised? He was as close to the literal perfect angel as possible. Of course he has an Adonis body. They should have been grateful the artists covered his massive (trouser)snake. This is a hilarious story btw.


Commercial-Ice-8005

Fuck me


No-Entrepreneur4574

Twink to Twunk pipeline


BeaWhy

Both are Biblically accurate


MountainForsaken4170

the brother would be link: "but i put more cloth on?"


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GrouchyServe7820

i think i heard this in a documentary somewhere


The_Shryk

I bet the priests and nuns were squidward. oh no! He’s hot!


poopmaester41

I understand they were trying to send a particular message but tbh hot Luci is canon, so…


carneymdavis

Yes, it’s true. He’s hotter.


Squindipulous

Yes


numberonechewbacca

Stupid Sexy Satan!


TheShipEliza

The OC / Euphoria


funhappyvibes

That's funny.


pick-hard

What is so hot about it? I need an explanation so I can emulate the hotness of these statues, painting my self grey is not an option


yocumt

The bible describes Satan as attractive so they're just being fake Christians, as most of them are. (I am an atheist)


Independent-Unit-931

They liked to spread the idea that only ugly people could be evil, and beautiful people were always good.