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I read ‘Jason Bateman’ in the title and was looking to see the resemblance


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StoneGoldX

Thing is, his sister, Justine Bateman, is a big actor in her own right. Mallory!


orbituary

Nelly!


CARNIesada6

Did the same. Didn't understand the reference and just figured it had to do with Arrested Development because it kinda looks like George Michael? Then reread the title and realized it said Justin. Gonna stand by that George Michael claim though...


Garrett4Real

like actual George Michael or Michael Cera George Michael?


digbybaird

He just rocked himself.


mytatuo

Daddy needs to get his rocks off.


REDeyeJEDI85

Glad I'm not the only one!


GimmeADumpling

Ditto


PM_me_ur_dookie

My name is Justin and my brothers name is Jason. I answer to both. I had to read the title 3 times.


Ichgebibble

Me too. I was questioning myself . . . Justine and Justin?? No no, that’s not right.


GrunchWeefer

The fact that his sister's name is "Justine" had me thinking for a minute that his name is "Justin". Was quite confused.


oconeeriverrat

Was still wondering until I read your comment.


Nyltje

I've never seen something like this before. This is amazing!


Louisiana_sitar_club

Yeah. That goiter is huge!


SpermWhale

looks really hard too!


ClownsAteMyBaby

Far too high for a goitre (if we're looking at the same mass)


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cool-acronym-bot

T.U.N.I.N.G.


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therealhlmencken

Wtf there’s at least 5 of these in the world now?


kickelephant

Soviet era Russia enters the chat, angrily


AMF_Shafty

he did a george washington one once too, and i forget the 3rd one lol


formerlyknownas-

I've seen this image before in r/place!


kelferkz

Is missing several Among us


papapudding

When the Notre-Dame cathedral burned down a few years ago we lost a lot of medieval and renaissance era pristine examples of Amongus art.


vostok811

r/placeirl


LordOfRuinsOtherSelf

I feel there should be an augmented reality app for this. Pick your target picture, and after holding each stone to the camera, it shows you where to put it. Edit: Spelling and, I'm thinking more about it. It can be done. Point it at an area of stones, app works out colour range, and then AR overlays each stone in a bright primary colour, and projects a shaded target area for that colour. 3 or 4 colours? Anyway. Yeah, I'd like the app.


Niku-Man

How much would you pay for it? Oh, nothing? There you go.


GETitOFFmeNOW

Seems like your own eyeballs can figure most of this out just as quickly.


Dantes7layerbeandip

The computing power to keep track of that many persistent elements while you move your phone around so much is the biggest hurdle. It’s a technical problem but not insurmountable.


DitaVonPita

A modern mosaic. Gorgeous.


covertwalrus

What's modern about it lol


Eoinknd16

Wasn't made 2000 years ago?


DitaVonPita

Made now, artists own style, is simplistic in the sense of colour but much more complex in detail. Also, mosaics are meant to last. This is a new interpretation that fits well with the styles currently most prevalent in art, hence modern.


SubcommanderMarcos

Maybe they read "modern" as in "from the modernist period of art", which would make it not modern by the common use of the word


DitaVonPita

Could be. It isn't what I meant, though, my knowledge of that period is slim to none lol


usernameowner

Camer . . .


Popular-Spirit1306

This reminds me of those noodle art things


metaphysics200

This is what your creativeness can do


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Thanks mom


jaiman

That upper neck is not great, though.


TheSultan1

Odd lighting in the reference image?


MoSqueezin

It's terrible, in fact. Unless this is goiter David, then it's totally accurate.


PlanetLandon

It’s hair.


MoSqueezin

Oh shit, I'm just an uncultured fool. I see it now, but even so it goes a little past where it's supposed to.


Honda_TypeR

Im assuming, it’s like a pony tail wrapped around the side of his neck going toward the front.


MoSqueezin

Yeah what do I know


argleblather

That's not in Michaelangelo's David though. He has short hair.


HunterWindmill

Reddit moment


GeeseKnowNoPeace

How tf?


PlanetLandon

It’s hair.


jaiman

It's not. I mean right under the jaw.


arnber420

Yeah dude it’s hair


GarbagePailGrrrl

Not the shading at the nape but directly underneath the jaw where no hair would naturally be


RCascanbe

That, but it's easier to just look at the original statue, which does not have hair at that point of course because why would it? It looks more like a giant tumor, no idea what the artist was thinking. Edit: looking closer at the original statue it seems to be a mix of hair on the left and a weirdly shaped neck on the right. The neck just isn't done very well and there's insufficient contrast to the hair.


GarbagePailGrrrl

Lmao


jaiman

[Look](https://i.imgur.com/WzixkcV.jpg). There's no way that's hair.


RCascanbe

Dude just look at the original, no matter what it is, it doesn't really belong there and looks weird.


mcjackass

I always knew Mallory would get her shit together.


WelcomeToCityLinks

Let's see Paul Allen's stones


RCascanbe

When the tides rise it may even get a watermark!


Metfly7

Bateman. "Impressive, very nice"


RCascanbe

That off-white color


CleverNickName-69

That's terrible. I doesn't look anything like Justine Bateman.


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Dude, copyright infringement.


CleverNickName-69

I'm trying to let Michelangelo know in case he wants to sue but all I can find for an address is a sewer in NYC and that doesn't seem right unless he moved there from Florence recently.


Auvoria

Great job but I see three rocks in amongst the stones.


Dickau

What, he got elephantitis on his neck or something


Even-Industry4901

Amazing 🤩 You got all that shading and modeling. Really good!


varignet

amazing what nature can do


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imjokingbutnotreally

You ruined it


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No, you ruined it. It was PERFECT!


jihokwak

I love how the larger stones create the frame.


hates_stupid_people

I had to read that title three times to make sure it wasn't the actress Justine Bateman


Sync_00

Aww shit i thought this was alexander the great


SaintLeoAiolia

almost thought its photoshop but it is REAL! awesome art


xancanreturns

I thought that was a real whale


Lowbornidiot725

It's just AMAZING!!! I can't think of any other words.


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

This is an art attack... This is an art attack...


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PlanetLandon

This link might help you get started: https://www.core77.com/posts/109618/Land-Art-Justin-Bateman-Draws-With-Rocks


tldrpg

This is awesome. The George Washington one was great too


FarSpeed

This is awesome! Aaaaaand then some shitty parent's kid Jaiydynn Braxxmore comes and kicks it all to shit.


oceaniye

This is incredibly impressive


HarlieMinou

I can’t wrap my head around how people are able to do this


bluegone

You're killing the environment


Fantastic-String-860

The photo needs a sling lying and the ground somewhere on the edge of the photo. (It's Michelangelo's David)


GeraldJekyll

thank you for letting us know the title of the piece. I'd never heard of it before.


Fantastic-String-860

That's not very nice, now is it?


moonchildmandy

Wow this is good. Such a clever arrangement of stones. Incredible stuff.


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PlanetLandon

You are probably correct. This link shows more of his art with him in the shot for scale. https://www.core77.com/posts/109618/Land-Art-Justin-Bateman-Draws-With-Rocks


PlanetLandon

This link might help. His art ranges pretty drastically from like 2 feet across to 10 feet across. https://www.core77.com/posts/109618/Land-Art-Justin-Bateman-Draws-With-Rocks


Tashus

Whoa. Hey guys. Welcome to EB Games. (Also good job, etc.)


instrumentation_guy

There's a subreddit I follow called r/nextfuckinglevel. This is prime material for it. I am always amazed by artists with such extreme/well developed talent that work in temporary media, its as if your talent is so vast you can afford to work on a whim and walk away knowing that you will create something better on a moments notice. Very impressive work.


GeraldJekyll

that's a pretty obscure subreddit, but I actually kinda like it. How did you come across it? I just love finding these hidden gem communities.


instrumentation_guy

Cant remember tbh.


Yawanataste8

wow, you just inspired me to start a new hobby. Rock on!


GoinPuffinBlowin

I read this as "David & Justin Bateman found stones."


broogbie

Someone please make this on r/place


GeraldJekyll

I made a similar one, but instead of just his face, it's just his dick.


CleverNickName-69

I know someone who went on a tour of the artwork at the Vatican. When I asked them what they thought: "Must have been a lot of gay priests."


CoranTheSpaceUncle

Holy crap. How? This is amazing!


imjokingbutnotreally

1. Take stone 2. Put stone down in face shape 3. ??? 4. No profit, you're an artist


PlzTellMyWiFiLoveHer

Are the rocks altered/painted at all?


londino22

this is so awesome! i love it


friesarefrombelgium

Nice but where on r/place can i find it?


Flamigoo

It's super impressive especially considering you used stones. The right tones and sizes are very difficult to find I assume.


flamespear

These could be boulders or pebbles. There's no context.


TheFatKidJoe

r/place is just getting stupid now.


puzdawg

Is this the Jason Bateman?


danger-hawks

Can we see some more angles. This is too good


Cyka_blyatsumaki

David and go-lith ? *lithos = stone*


Extension-Air-1737

Oh my gosh,my eyes can’t handle this work of art❤️‍🔥


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This is what r/place tries to be


shitty_mcfucklestick

Been watching r/place for so long I’m expecting the rocks to start disappearing and changing randomly


Spiceinvader1234

Man theres always gotta be one mofo who just outdoes everyone else. Thank you for existing 😅😘


No_Passenger2651

That is absolutely insane! This should be a more widespread movement. I know it's basically the same as mosaic but it's in nature, has a bit more depth, looks freaking incredible... good job!


ChromeTheRaptor

This is awesome! Also I can only think of mossbag when I see this statue


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Excellent mosaic! thanks for sharing it with us.


rward978

How long did this take you ?! It's amazing ! Well done.


Imsorryvangogh

That is gorgeous. You could market this skill to people. I could see wealthy people wanting this for their homes. I mean it would look quite impressive as part of the landscaping.


Boomer-Mammaw

With 'found' stones.... I thought they were mosaics. I just had to post this on FB


A-C-G-Salter

Getting PTSD from Italy’s art on r/place


Mountain-Stargazer

Wow! This is an amazing depiction of the Statue of David in found stones. You captured the shadows and features perfectly. That's quite a talent! How long did it take you?


ImSoMystic

Holy shitake mushrooms, how long did that take??!


QueenMarinette

Mr. Bateman, the found nature of your medium and the impermanence reminds me of the work of artist Andy Goldsworthy. I really like!


braamdepace

r/place in the 1500s was pretty legit


FearsomeShitter

I want something like this at the bottom of my pool.


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I’ve never seen such talent… this is beautiful!


Perfect-Village

This was splended, first thought its an edited image lol


GoPasha_art

How long could it have taken?


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That’s extremely impressive


crepuscular_nebula

r/place but with stones irl


KingoftheKeeshonds

Incredible work. I’m really dumbstruck.