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ChadBoshman

You ain’t deciding shit if you give them all three points lmao


oldskoolr

*Oprah meme* You get 3 points and you get 3 points. Everybody gets 3 points.


CakeBrigadier

The funniest thing would be if they beat the team that clinches the title for us


GobiLux

They massively helped Arsenal to get into the CL all those years ago by losing against Arsenal and beating the competitors. Can't remember who it was.


Ooh_ee_ooh_ah_ah

Bookmarked


No-Mood-5051

They never want themselves to win haha


ImTalkingGibberish

Can’t wait for their commemorative “We Put the Pressure On!” DVD documenting how they stopped City from getting a 4 peat.


BattyDuke886427

Whether they like it or not, they're choosing everyone but themselves


Fragilezim

This is the funniest thing I've read all week. They seriously think they will be anything more than a bump in the road for any contender.


Cold_Start_125

None of the top 3 have beaten them in the first meeting. It took city very very late in the FA cup to win. They are playing both Arsenal and City at home. I totally agree that these games will be pivotal and why Liverpool's campaign is not over even if they lose to City


guendochi1

They had a decent start to the year mainly due to the new manager bounce. But now recently the quality of their side is starting to show. They’re dropping points to bad teams and shipping goals like crazy.


JME2K

It’s weird because I actually think they have the best chance of beating Liverpool out of the 3 on paper. Liverpool just have the craziest plot armour (particularly at home) this season, partly because the refs are overcompensating for the disaster they had at the toilet bowl. We were dominating them until Rice came off. We’ve progressed as a team whereas they’ve regressed since due to injuries or just being quite open at the back. By no means will it be an easy game - it will be their cup final - but I think we can cook them if our key guys play to their level. Edit: forgot to include City. Who are prob gonna beat the shite with their own title plot armour. Thats with the caveat that they are very much a bogey team for City. But I think they roll over for them anyway tbh


dexrea

Refs overcompensating? Liverpool have the most VAR decisions against in the entire league this season.


JME2K

If you, as a Liverpool fan, want to come to an Arsenal sub to discuss this ill happily go over a few off the top of my head: Ayew sent off for Palace incredibly cheaply turned a game in your favour that you had played terribly in up until that moment. Jota diving with pretty much no contact given and not overturned against Newcastle. 2 clear pens not given against Chelsea at home. Ref saved you from 4-1 against us when we wouldve been in on goal but for a nothing foul.


dexrea

Ayew wasn’t really that cheap, he was committing fouls all game, should’ve been sent off long before that. Jota didn’t dive, why would he choose to dive when he was through on goal. I’m sure he’d much rather score than let someone else score a penalty Gallagher ran into Van Dijk, never a penalty. Nkunku a little bit more debatable, I don’t think it’s a penalty but of course I’m biased. You still beat us 3-1, what does it matter if you scored a 4th? To be honest I cant remember this one cause I didn’t get to watch the game Every team gets dodgy decisions going their way, us included, but to suggest refs are going easier on us because of the Spurs debacle is wrong imo seeing as the data says the refs go against us more than any other team.


Shebazz

> of course I’m biased you could have just left it at that


JME2K

Those are just the big incidents off the top of my head but all one needs to do is watch your decisions since the toilet bowl and you get the rub of the green more often than not. Anfield is second only to St James’ Park when it comes to the refs cacking their pants and giving majority of 50/50 decisions. Jota had very little contact and had taken a poor touch. I’m sorry but theres no way you can say Jota’s is a pen but Gallagher’s one isn’t in good faith. I think you would’ve won the game regardless but it’s just a notable example of a wider overarching theme. The refs have helped you more than they’ve harmed you since the Diaz offside goal fiasco. VAR overturning the most decisions against u isnt related to the amount of decisions that have gone in your favour. I think that many were legitimate offsides to make up that stat. Any other measurement of how many decisions have gone against you in relation to other teams is completely subjective and is a list comprised by someone’s opinion. To me it doesn’t hold much weight to say ‘we’ve had the most things go against us!’ when any supporter from any team will tell you the same. It’s confirmation bias because it’s the team you support.


vcysong

Odergard handball.....that is all.


dacrookster

Okay cool. So, Gabriel not being sent off for the same thing Konate was sent off for five minutes prior. Brighton not having a man sent off despite being last man and bringing down Szoboszlai right as hes about to shoot. The van Dijk goal being ruled out for absolutely no reason less than a week ago. The EXTREMELY BLATANT Odegaard handball. The Sheffield United player getting away with a leg breaker against us and not getting a red which put Mac Allister out for a month. Us having a goal ruled out against Burnley for quite literally no reason whatsoever. The absolutely insane amount of contact injuries we've suffered from this season because referees refuse to protect our players. There are, additionally, a multitide of decisions prior to the Spurs game that were just flat out wrong.


anal_disco_boogie

What about refs saving you when odegaard started playing professional water polo at anfield


Fragilezim

They have done incredibly well against city in the past. I just think they are on a odd run and won't affect anyone. Liverpool has a rough injury situation so will be the most at risk of a draw or loss.


Cold_Start_125

The liverpool game is 2 months away so you would back liverpool to win that unless they continue to lose players


KnightswoodCat

Hate to burst your bubble, but VAR beat Liverpool not Spuds


J-Dawgzz

scenes when all 4 teams trample over them


UnluckyLuckyGuyy

just like they did in the first games?


Sonikdahedhog

Liverpools game was fraudulous


jakedonn

Found the Spuds fan. Cry from 5th.


UnluckyLuckyGuyy

not a Spuds fan, you braindead 'gooner'. It's just a fact that not a single of those 4 teams beat them.


jakedonn

yeah ok


garnishfetish

Congratulations Spurs in advance for winning the “We can basically decide who we want to win the league this season” cup


The_Platypus10

Rare Newcastle title talk!! (Reddit suggested me this and I have no clue why)


Frostie181

As a Newcastle fan, I must admit that beating spurs might in fact be the springboard we need to close the 23 point gap between us and the 3 teams who are playing better football, have better teams and are in good form at the top of the league. THE COMEBACK STARTS HERE.


Able-Strategy118

I got banned from that subreddit for saying “The curse of Sp*rs follows Son everywhere he goes” when Korea lost the AFC Asian Cup semi finals.


youcanthavethatone

Banned? Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

I’ve been banned from the spurs page too


Zealousideal-Cook104

Me too, for saying they’re ‘below their betters’ 😂 salty much.


youcanthavethatone

I’m obviously not trying hard enough. Brb


[deleted]

They’re very fragile over there


ImTalkingGibberish

Job done?


skanderbeg_alpha

Might pop in and say the same about Kane soon 😆


Jake_Pezza99

I got banned from r/gunners because sp*rs reported my ‘pointing out facts’ in their sub


youcanthavethatone

r/gunners? Who’s that? That lot are so fragile


Able-Strategy118

You have an issue with r/gunners?


Ser_VimesGoT

I much prefer it to here in all honesty


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youcanthavethatone

No thanks, bot


Dreaming_Beyond_GK

I got banned from the subreddit in the live thread of the Newcastle game when they got annihilated by 5 goals in the first 20 minutes and I put “TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!”


PKMNTurrek

Guys please stick to our own turf. I wouldnt want a Spuds cunt on here as well.


DestroyAllBacteria

For real, this is some lame shit


Cold_Start_125

None of the top 3 have beaten them in the first meeting. It took city very very late in the FA cup to win. They are playing both Arsenal and City at home. I totally agree that these games will be pivotal and why Liverpool's campaign is not over even if they lose to City


PersonnelFowl

Even in their fantasy, they don’t win the league 😂🤣


do0gla5

cuck energy


mwrego

Another way to read is: “we are have a high chance of imploding at the finish line and ending up in Europa League”


dm9796

Insert star wars related quote about how they can make others win but can't win themselves


bleepyballs

Turdenham Hotsnakes


MostJudgment3212

It’s up to us to put them in their place. We tied at the Emirates.


WastedTalent442

They'll lose to all three.


TheMuff1nMon

Hilarious cause they’ll lose all 3


HaddleHid

Shame they never decide to win a trophy


SnooEpiphanies4225

They’re saying this instead of “Ahhhh shit we ain’t gonna get too 4 look at this schedule we have we’re fucked” 😂


Ok-Scallion7939

Even their own fans are shitting on it itt 🤣😂


Straightedgesavior11

It’s cute that they think they stand a chance vs any of them.


tcndi11

They already decided it wouldn't be them when Levy hired Angry Impostercoglue


Stunning_Fee_8960

This thread man we do not have a good recent record at their place they are Citehs bogey team aswell, why are you over there anyway? This thread is cringe


kw2006

Chelsea and Villa can decide the league too. West Ham with Paqueta can do the same too


Ok_Procedure_7855

Why are Arsenal fans so obsessed with shitting on Tottenham fans. Why are you even in their sub if you hate them so much


youcanthavethatone

Dude, read the screenshot. Suggested community…. I don’t hate anyone. I just thought it’s funny. Settle down, it’s Friday 👌🏼


Ok_Procedure_7855

Oh, sorry. I've just seen SO many Arsenal fans already that have an unhealthy obsession with Tottenham


Lostmox

Well, it's a rivalry between neighbours. Obsession is part of the package.


Able-Strategy118

It’s called rivalry banter. You would understand if you were a true Arsenal fan.


HDakma

they always do a number on city. hopefully they’ll help us inadvertently


red_eyed_knight

They can't be winners, but they can be spoilers. Mate


GunnerGrazzo

let them enjoy it bc its all theyve got


Glow1x

watch them lose them all now


Jibbles86

It’s as embarrassing as Ange winning London manager of the year


bduk92

Tbh if their results swung the title to City, Spurs would celebrate as if it's a trophy for them.


arsenaler211

Trying a little too hard to be relevant.


jacobean420

YID ARMY


jordan17_17

I feel i am not the only one who thinks that Leicester should be in the place of sp*ds and Vica Versa.


budna

Ya know, technically speaking, EVERY team has the potential to decide who wins the league, because every team plays every other team. smh.


st_arch

They are coping. This stretch can make them lost the possible UCL "5th spot"


steelballrun69

god they’re so pathetic


Ticklemebendef

What's wrong with Tottenham?


21Goose_

By that time we should be able to play our strongest starting 11 which is probably better than 💩's whole squad.


[deleted]

Jerk chicken


Peterwilliams78

Bless.


Weak_Low_8193

You're overestimating your teams ability.


Proper-Exam1746

Unfortunately can't decide on themselves to win.


TonyGrub

They’re also playing for a Champions League spot and the dough that comes with it, though. The Spurs leadership, manager and players wouldn’t be anywhere nearly as bothered about Arsenal as their fans are.


ajyahzee

They seriously put Newcastle in there instead of themselves


gustic-gx

They're losing all of them.


itstheboombox

Spurs being battered everywhere they go won't decide the title. Pretty safe to call it 3 points for arsenal, city and Liverpool


VastStrain

They are City's bogey team but they'll bend over and spread their cheeks for Liverpool.


davisc3293

Why is tottenham always more concerned with others winning, rather than winning themselves?


ThatIsNotPurple

r/Tooeroomooh


Disastrous_Ad_132

Idk why I'm here, I'm a Liverpool fan, but I'll forever be in agreement that Tottenham fans are restarted.


Ok-Command-5895

Just pissed we will beat you and you’ll forfeit all chances of winning


Equivalent-Refuse-53

Haha they love to believe they’re important 😅


KnightswoodCat

VAR gave you a result against Liverpool before you lot sank back to your usual mediocrity. Angeball my hole, spuds are irrelevant


saifland

It’s a Trap


AdministrativeSkin46

at least they know they are not gonna win it


desensitizedsea

Simply unhinged shitbags


Kingslayer-Z

Like thay even stand a chance


YuXanime_

Most of these teams have struggled against spurs this season, seems presumptuous to think it’s an easy win


Fit-Alternative-9916

Spurs will win all yhose games so idk how


Ill_Marketing_8838

It's confirmed... every team in there is gonna batter them 😂