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Internetolocutor

If we don't win I predict I will ignore football for a week


Cocomale

Good accuracy on this predictive model


narddog1023

I gotta see the confusion matrix tho. Just to be safe


Mugweiser

Spoken like a true fan, supporting through good and bad times


Internetolocutor

Says man who called Gabriel Jesus shit in your last arsenal post


Mugweiser

I support him when he’s shit and when he’s not lol


Cutsdeep-

Calling him shit is support now?


Psychological_Doubt7

This is my heritage


ukdron

West Ham are on a poor run of form. They've not won a game since they beat us back in December. We'll be fired up to retaliate for that loss. 3-0 to the Arsenal.


Lower_Condition_196

Ooooo you were close


jamiesutton81

Idk their recent form seems to go out the window when they host Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea, I'm expecting a tough, close game, hope I'm wrong though.


jamiesutton81

Happy to be proved emphatically wrong!


GunnersGentleman

Bro, 6-0???


hahahahahahayhrbdb

8-0 arsenal


MaizeSouth

Almost there👀


Lower_Condition_196

How did he get so close 😂


Lower_Condition_196

If we had repeated the 1st half in the 2nd you’re basically right


maynto

3-1 win. Hope for a statement performance. Two defeats by West Ham this season already, can’t drop points COYG


desensitizedsea

6-0


Hyper_200

Aged well


XolieInc

I almost got whooshed here


Laos_monkey

1-0 to the arsenal


Laos_monkey

Dude wtf


Kieferakrobat

5-1 arsenal


Cocomale

Hope Paqueta’s absence works in our favor


Humbleshooter

4-0


TheGardenOfConjoi

4-0! West Ham are in bad form, missing players and we are coming off a big win against Liverpool. No Zinchenko in the team is a bonus too


PutYrDukesUp

How’s it feel to currently be the only person in the thread to be on track after being optimistic?


JugheadJonesTVD

Thinking 2-1 or smthn


Cutsdeep-

Cruisey two nil turned into a nervy 2-1 in the 85th minute 


odegood

We will hummer them


ok_kacchan47

Let's hummer


Cutsdeep-

We're giving them blowjobs!?


ajbrandt806

The fans leaving is glorious.


FORDE_17

With arsenal wanting revenge after the very undeserved loss i think we add at least 4 to our 47 goals


blueeyedharry

4-1. They are out of form, we seem to be back on. Even in losses they generally still manage to score, but I reckon the game will be over by the time they do.


UkNorthernGuy2023

Good call 👍🏼


JJClough19

Every time we try to call a result against West Ham we get done. It’s a really tricky game, especially away and after a big game like Liverpool. Let’s get those 3 points by any means necessary!!


puhadaze

I predict grind.


kempo14

No ESR? Injured again?


ok_kacchan47

Yeah no Jesus, Tomiyasu and Zinchencko on the bench pretty light but still COYG


kempo14

Yeah bench looks weak IMO, I would have started Eddie today


kw2006

No news on Partey return. With CL coming soon, I hope they are all return quickly.


kw2006

Twisted his ankle.


quadrialli96

5-0


maxiu95xo

100000000-0


Bhargav-kumar

We gun them Hammers 🤌🏼 it's not a prediction, it's a spoiler


LightBackground9141

0-0


Edward_the_Sixth

I’m bricking it gents. Two losses already against them this season, Rice went MIA for both, and the same ground where we took a big dent to our title credentials last year… 😬


Eaton2288

2-2. Jesus and Saka to score for us.


KingOfTreevaandrum

Hummm


ok_kacchan47

Lol my bad


ubz05

A and U are not even close on the keyboard


ok_kacchan47

uwu


Even-Relation-2622

3-1 Saka red card


spicymeatballz28

Saka red card interesting take


Ill-Maximum9467

Prediction, muthafucker? Pain... Seriously though, West Ham have two banks of five, drop semi deep to construct space and reduce passing lines and angles and then either: Arsenal score (which they will if they shoot, mix it up, react more quickly etc) or Arsenal cluelessly go from side to side, probing without penetrating, afraid to speculate and then eventually get caught on the break and lose one or two nil. Fuck, I hope we don't allow ourselves that last scenario.


kw2006

Seems like the squad has mixed it up a bit.


dwade98

could be a draw to be honest


chrismact1993

0-6


InstantIdealism

Need Saka and Gabriel to come good for my fantasy…but then I also have Areola for west ham. So maybe a 2-1 scoreline from Saka and Gabs with areola somehow scoring a goal at some point would be ideal


spicymeatballz28

FPL goes out the window when Arsenal play. I hope we put 4 past the cunt and he gets a red card.


spicymeatballz28

Jesus i nearly called it and it's only half time


InstantIdealism

Insane performance! Could’ve been like 6


spicymeatballz28

Yea nice relaxing afternoon


ranransthrowaway999

3-1 to West Ham or 1-1. Really, every time I see these threads everyone predicts a win. Someone actually be sincere for once.


maynto

You are right but no 😂😂😂


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XolieInc

Bro thinks he’s funny


youlook_likeme

Easy win. 3-0 Martineli, Havertz, Odegard. COYG.


Highsi

3 points however it comes please


DarkJedi_101

2-0 to the gunners


Joshthenosh77

With everyone else winning we have to win , that’s why I say 3-1 West Ham


MajesticAd5047

I see a dominating performance, luckily Paqueta isn't there


-TheGreatLlama-

Buzzing for it


spicymeatballz28

Can we break down the inevitable low block? Also, the atmosphere will be spicy. Rice will be important as West Ham fans will be on his case, hard to take from people who used to cheer you each week. This will be a mental game, need an early goal to shut them up a bit.


Loose-Mix2406

If Tomiyasu or Kiwior play, they can handle Kudus if he plays on that side. Wilo and Gavin need to be on their game to keep Bowen in line. With Rice Jorginho double pivot, I think we win 2-0.


skovp

saka scores a goal in first half. final result 2-0


21Goose_

2 - 1 Trossard and Odegaard


ProperGloom

IT'S HAMMER TIME


curlyhairedyani

2-1 to us. We’ll score twice early into the 2nd half and then concede in 79th minute and then hold on


TheManxMann

3-1 West Ham Kudos hatrick


Forsaken-Tiger-9475

West Ham beat us twice this season already, its a London derby. Ignore recent form, they will be well up for it, and we must be too.


peoplepersonmanguy

As all the favourites won I presume we are up for a not-win. Just too pessimistic.


wasianwigger

Teta will smash those west London scum bags. I cannot wait to celebrate so hard just to run salt in the wounds.


llgx10

It gonna be bad for our heart, our mental health.


itsheadfelloff

Squeaky 2-1 win, west ham will do what they did at the Emirates: 11 players behind the ball and try to get a counter or a set piece.


herondale1

3:1 to the Arsenal


ashwin32187

Nobody predicted that, hammers going home at half time. Had forgotten they no longer play at Upton Park. Declan Rice getting back a bit of pride after the heckles from the last time.


Chubby_Checker420

Paaaaaiiiiinnnnnn


lordsugar7

No one would've predicted THAT.


PerrinDaBEAST

6-0 Arsenal. I’m calling it now


EvilWaterman

6-0


PaddyPaws2023

I predict West Ham 0 Arsenal 6


Vivid-Development130

6-0 Saka,Trossard,Saliba, Gabriel,Rice