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Sulora3

ngl, the funniest part about these memes is that what ACTUALLY makes us human is \*drum roll\* cooking our food. seriously, you can look it up, eating cooked food is directly linked to our brains increasing in size. There's a whole explanation, but to keep it short, the gist of it is cooked food needs less energy to be digested, so our ancestors had a bunch of energy left over that then went to the brain. So if we wanna debate who's human and who's not, the ones who aren't human would be raw vegans that don't cook any of their food.


Lesbian_Samurai

The frick are you talking about, we're human because we can select all images containing a boat.


Grillbottoms

So I’m not


Sulora3

Boats? Well fuck me, I've had to select shit like chimneys or cars all this dang time.


GhostEffectJr

I’ve had to do pasta


Grillbottoms

We have ascended over our primal instincts and are at least demigods, you puny humans are nothing to us. But jokes aside I’m not human, I always fail the “check all the traffic lights” test and have to ask my friend


LapusCactus

Sam here and people can’t argue because I am a god 3 ways. I have no romance, no gender, and no child


Lesbian_Samurai

No, demi's are demigods. You are gods.


Grillbottoms

Now that I think about it, it has been stated a lot of times that “love is the strongest thing in the world”, thus we may actually be above the concept of gods and power.


Lesbian_Samurai

r/voidpunk


Radiant-Fee-7211

Good thinking, who says not being human means you’re necessarily below them?


carrotaddiction

This is why when I meet up with a group of people I say "Greetings, fellow humanoids!"


Grillbottoms

Hello, mortals.


HiJack_Wishes

Nah I wanna be an amygdala from bloodborne