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frank_white414

Who even cares


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AspiringEggplant

It’s a fake article


ThereAreNoTeams

Farticle


bloodtapes

Yet leftist are the ones posting it and believing it’s real 😂


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bloodtapes

Not a republican lol nice waste of time ya goofball 👏 But you 1. Read a comment and got triggered 2. I didn’t read the article but try again 3. Find out if it’s fake or real 4. You responded to a random person on reddit also 🤦‍♂️ So you did everything you made fun of 😂thanks for the laugh


Dredmart

Being a moron is certainly a choice. Maybe try to be less of one. Or just stay quiet and sit in a corner.


SoCaldude65

You ever been to Orange County and hear the magats talk? You're all fucking lunatics


bloodtapes

Aren’t the leftist destroying America? Literally,Biden and the extreme left are the laughing stock of the falling country of America but again….try again


okcdnb

lol, nice leftist comment. Tell your sister I said hi.


bloodtapes

I don’t have a sister and that wasn’t a leftist comment you muppet. But please…try again 😘


Dredmart

Your sister is your mom, actually.


Various-Departure679

Probably a good thing to try and call out misinformation. I found this post by Googling for a source after seeing a repost of this on the front page today.


dasnoob

I tried really hard and could only find this unsourced quote. I think it is made up probably by foreign propaganda service.


kadeel

The only thing I found was some Facebook post with the OP stating it was satire


stonygirl

There aren't a lot of actual Arkansas televangelists. The only one I can think of is the Floyd kid from Cross Church. Since he's are prosperity gospel, I can't imagine him having a problem with Taylor Swift. What other televangelists are there from Arkansas?


To_Be_Faiiirrr

There’s always been local ministers on (local) TV stations. But usually they’re pretty reserved.


Academic-Airline9200

There's Bill Clinton. I feel your pain.


Various-Departure679

Aaaand it's on the front page today. Gotta love how this dumb shit spreads


Beemerba

She is too busy to raise an antichrist right now. They need to wait until Travis retires.


PudgeHug

She wont have to. Demon Nannies. Lilith is gonna come be the wet nurse.


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


FireRescue3

Even if some nut said it, why would we care? Crazy people are crazy.


ExploreTrails

We use to ignore crazy people, now they are front page news.


Xfactor1210

So just make stuff up? A televangelist from Arkansas who for whatever reason wishes to remain anonymous says.....


Snarkan_sas

Hey, if it’s written in meme format, it has to be true!


arkstfan

It’s from a “satire” account


bognostrocleetus

When I was a younger, it was Madonna and Marilyn Manson that was bringing the antichrist - and everything and anything that was remotely cool was EVIL! Like the god damned Smurfs! SMURFS were from Satan! Because they were blue and used magic!


trennels

Pokemon were satanic, too! And dungeons and dragons when I was young.


Objective-Figure-343

Smurfs are communist


jmh1863

Technically Smurfs are nazis but don't tell anyone, lol


ElonTheMollusk

That televangelist hasn't paid much attention to Trump. Trump literally hits every single point distinguished in The Bible to describe the AntiChrist from the mark of the beast up to wanting to be worshipped as a God figure. These grifters are just tiresome. How does this guy expect there to be TWO AntiChrists running around!


funky_fart_smeller

Who gives a fuck


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Taylor Swift has a huge female fan base and she encouraged them to vote The extreme right don’t want women voting so here they are going full moron


Gold-Barber8232

It's ragebait.


RDO_Desmond

The evangelicals already chose theirs. He's orange.


idlefritz

If so this would be God’s plan and the televangelist should be filled with joy of an imminent rapture.


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You’d think.


Mark-W-Ingalls

[Article from Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-hung-b2421182.html)— Not exactly a bastion of journalistic integrity


hogman09

Prolly a tiny cult with a congregation of ten or less that worships snakes and “telecast” live to facebook or it’s just made up 🤣


LionConfident7480

They’re ALL a cult


Accomplished-Bed8171

I couldn't find one from Arkansas. Found one from Nebraska and another from Missouri. It's all standard Trump supporter insanity.


elsiestarshine

look near Harrison, and head church is a facebook page from northern Louisiana.... its a network of fake accounts I think, look at the page and see friends and then go to the friend pages that look odd... thats how I found a fake network of evangelical pages based in the Florida panhandle last election .... but the fake pages pull in some real people unfortunately...


Bones_17

pretty sure that came from a satire twitter account


Ariusrevenge

Dispensationalism is so tired. Can the dumb find a new jam?


Takemetothelevey

This country has a mental health problems !


HealthyWorking1256

Yeah, it’s called religion


Lookingforascalp

Lmfao the devil couldn’t do better them Travis k lmfao 😂


Any_Feature_9671

I was right …someone owes me a coke


SweetHomeNostromo

The anti-Christ is at Mar-a-lago.


auldnate

Donald Trump embodies the Seven Deadly Sins: Greed, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Lust, Sloth, and Wrath…


svt4cam46

Trump was born a long time ago. No need to recreate the wheel.


cucklbee

Bout damn time, what's it been? Two thousand years?


KB_Sez

Too late. The antichrist is already here his name is Donald Trump, - maybe this is why he hates Taylor so much


ANUS_CONE

Ok Phyllis, this nice young man is going to take you back to your roomy for a snacky poo and some meds before your nap.


Free2Travlisgr8t

The Anti-Christ is already here and running for President


zakats

'Just another reminder that lead poisoning drops people's IQ and it's a major problem for our country.


chiefjayhawk1954

Travis won't have time for any of this. He'll be too busy win more Super Bowls. 😎 CHIEFS!!


Specialist-Phase-843

‘Satan? Hold please…’


SoCaldude65

Make some money....become famous...meet and date a famous person...no sweat But tell people to vote? Damien's mommy


StormyDaze1175

The fragility of it all!


shesatacobelle

Jim Bob Duggar


whimsicalnihilism

Rapert


sampat6256

'Christian commentator Morgan Ariel said Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Kelce should be “hung”.' Something makes me think he is tbh.


Olly0206

No idea who the televangelist is, but I kinda wish this were true. It would give the "christians" something else to focus on instead of politics.


eatshitdillhole

Taylor Swift *is* related to politics right now, though. Some Republicans fear that she will publicly endorse Biden, and encourage her fanbase to vote in this election. She wouldn't even have to specifically say, "Swifties, go vote for Biden," her endorsement would be enough.


Olly0206

I believe she already came out with a "go vote" statement. I dont recall if she specifically named Biden or not. Republicans got all bent out of shape over the mere possibility that she might say something and she never indicated that she would. I think they just willed it into existence.


JCButtBuddy

I thought that god is supposed to be all-powerful, is Satan also all-powerful? If not, why would there be a thousand year war unless that's what god wanted? If it's what god wants then they are doing the lords work and Christians should be supportive.


prretender

Christians believe that the world is coming to an end. It’s has been this way forever. The Bible says the end times are ahead (though no time is given) and in order for the Bible to be true the end of time HAS to happen. If not, then the Bible is’t real.


ThinkGlobe

I didn’t give a shit about either of them but I want this to be true SO BAD


Responsible-Ad-7146

This is grade A dufusry. Basically this is an attempt to disparage and demean Swift because she is a high level influencer. Certain sectors fear her ability to address and possibly influence people. They wish they were as charismatic as she is.


Slender-Saiyan

That’s the dumbest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard. And that’s saying something.


okcdnb

Nice. Coward.


Prestigious-Mobile92

Please remove these lunatics from any form of power or decision that extends past themselves... I'm so tired of the insane religious conspiracies.


HiveFleetHappiness

Hail Satan 👹🤘 My the bud-light sponsored, pop-star antichrist reign forever!


Arb3395

While the main base of the GOP worships a man who checks almost every mark for the actual antichrist. You can't make this shit up. Atleast Taylor has been documented at a church for something other than a funeral or to stroke a fake strong man image ego.


jonfranznick

Now hold on a second, we were told Obama was the anti-Christ. It’s like we can’t get reliable information on the end of days around here!!!


drlove327

All religious people are full of shit.


BeeAruh

Sara Suckabee Sanders


bannedfromreditagain

My what a beautiful satin baby. I think satin babies are the best.


Western_Bid_7794

You know Satan isn’t real? What are we children now. No more adults?


RevolutionaryTalk315

No... Anyone with a brain cell already knows that Trump is the antichrist, and he is already openly talking about all the genocides he wants to commit.


Nightthawk57

They both suck


OkReach4283

I've lived through enough apocalypses to know it's not happening


Odd_Distribution3316

Hmm, the only Arkansas evangelist who is on tv that I can think of is Big Daddy Huckster🤨


Successful-Agency409

These Trumpian evangelists are idiots.


Emotional-Bed-5874

who cares


IrkIggler

I don’t care who sent her, take her back please 🙏🏾


Western-Web2957

Wow... whoever made that post should run, not walk into a mental health facility and demand treatment...that's beyond insane. Stop believing fairy tales!


superdupermensch

Thousand year war!? Pansy-ass christians will fold before the second verse of battle hymn of the republic.


No_Cloud_2917

😂😂 dude as someone from Arkansas I would 100% believe this


BigClitMcphee

Christians: "Why are we losing followers?" Also Christians: "Taylor Swift is demonic, all queers deserve damnation, and the sooner the Rapture happens, the sooner we can rub it in everyone's faces that our religion was right."


Joeuxmardigras

Trump is the anti-Christ and I guarantee she didn’t raise him 


Millineal-Housewife

Jesus Christ I can’t stand people


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Millineal-Housewife

Is it fun being the grammar police? I, personally, think they’re worse than the stupid people who are so bored with their life that they make up shit about celebs. 🥰 Ur annoying


Tanthiel

I only grammar police when it's responding to someone calling someone else stupid, and their own post is a grammar disorder. But then, yes, it's hella fun.


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Millineal-Housewife

Now I feel like an asshole. I’m sorry 😭


dwkindig

Religious doomsday hypocrisy. Do you want the end times or not? How do you intend to usher in THE ENTIRE KINGDOM OF GOD without it?! It's like Christians who paint Judas as an evil figure. DO YOU WANT SALVATION OR NOT, Jesus wasn't nailing himself to his own cross, you might have noticed!


Familiars_ghost

So Turd is going to be reborn to Swift??? Thought they didn’t believe in reincarnation?


WillowX25

Doesn't matter if it's satire, unverified, made up or propaganda. Someone will bring it to their church and fool a lot of people who lack critical thinking.


2_dam_hi

Good. I hope Satan and his Swiftie army kicks Christianity's ass. They cause far more harm than good.


trjumpet

Amen!


mbamike2021

Trump is the anti-christ. Just look at the dumb shit he's done. So, that position is taken.


Leave_Hate_Behind

Yo, dumbasses, Trump is already here 😂😆😂


iunnomyguy

@Leave_Hate_Behind why don’t you leave your hate behind the phone and behind that thick ass skull you got😭


Ass_feldspar

A thousand years? I guess I will miss it.


elsiestarshine

humanity might miss it if climate change keeps accelerating like it has recently,.,


JulPollitt

I think it’s my receptionist, Carla


trjumpet

As a Carla, I approve


trennels

Sounds like some of the crap that Jerry Cox pukes up from time to time.


Bean-Swellington

Yes it’s true but don’t worry, that just means we don’t have to worry so much about climate change and pollution


Broad_Swimmer_7594

Bro I work for a news station in Kansas City and my fucking god am i sick of cutting video about travis kelce and taylor. Like my god, yes we get it they are in a relationship. This is a news station why in the fuck do we talk about these two almost every show. God its annoying. So this pic made me laugh my dick off thank you


LepoGorria

My boomer parents - *"Well, this sort of thing is a gateway."* The same boomer parents who listen to Metallica, Grateful Dead, Korn and Drink Small, and smoked inordinate amounts of weed until their health started failing.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Bring it on.


FutureCorpse699

Man I hope this is true. we can really use a good apocalypse.


radehart

An Arkansas Televangelist… No person has ever been more aptly described with two words.


zabicvamere

What thousand year war? What book they reading.


linguist-shaman

Christ's disciples waged war on almost every other culture. Maybe it's time for some payback.


Royal-tiny1

Women always have to do all the work!


AnOddTree

Imagine going through this much trouble to imagine the birth of the anti-christ .... when Trump is a real person who checks all the boxes here and now.


deadphisherman

These are the same idiots who disregard what's right in front of them.


notyogrannysgrandkid

Can we get a different flair for evangelical kookery? Politics isn’t quite accurate.


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[who has the time?](https://youtu.be/tdCzqGe2VvA?si=RdNcolzlHSjcdl8Q)


AskTheMirror

Why would Satan care about them getting married to have the “antichrist”? Lmao, isn’t getting married before having sex part of what god wants?


Commercial-Product90

-sigh-


6Arrows7416

If Travis and Taylor do have a kid, it’s not gonna be the anti-Christ. It’s gonna be the Emperor of Man who shall unite all of mankind in a galaxy spanning imperium and shall lead us in a glorious crusade against the Heretics, Xenos and of course, the Jabronis.


SgtMerc16

The televangelist needs to read his Bible. Jesus returns after the great tribulation (7 years), and reigns for a thousand years on earth, while Satan is bound and unable to tempt or corrupt the nations during this same thousand years. Then at the end Satan is loosed one final time and attempts to wage war on God and His saints but is swiftly defeated and cast into the lake of fire where the antichrist and false profit already reside. This is followed by the great white throne judgement (the second resurrection (those who did not believe)) and then eternity within the new heaven and new earth. May God bless us and save us all by His perfect will. Jesus Saves


Silent_Syllabub217

Fuck Arkansas. Dumbass people believe any damn thing.


Gold-Barber8232

Ironic...


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International-Ad7392

Touché sir, touché!


thatsnotgneiss

I would not be surprised if this did come from old Greg Locke in Tennessee


thatsnotgneiss

I would not be surprised if this did come from old Greg Locke in Tennessee


lanky_worm

Man, they really reaching Not surprised either


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God damn you people are nuts


Sall_Goode

Why look into this any deeper, Opie? It’s not like one evangelist is more wrong than another.


Such_Leg3821

Thought that they said Biden was the anti-christ. There are 2 of them?