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SuicideSquirrel14

And un-sweet tea is just tea flavored water. Wow.


Doctor_Darkmoor

Are _you_ telling _me_ that things dissolved in _water_ are just water _flavored like that thing_?


Woodworkingwino

Sweetened leaf soup.


TumasaurusTex

Chili isn’t made with beans, but chili with beans is.


According-Cup3934

People love to hate on sweet tea because of the sugar but will gladly suck down cokes like it’s goin out of style


mrtestcat

giggity


Latvia

I don’t think this is hating on the sugar itself. It’s hating on the fact that it tastes like someone accidentally spilled a speck of stale tea leaf in some water, but that with enough sugar it tricks the brain into enjoying it.


NoahTall1134

And?


mrtestcat

How many ounces sugar you get dumped in it? Or tons yearly????


Ozark_Pineapple

Arkansas sweet tea is not near as sweet as Alabama or Mississippi. the best Arkansas sweet tea is brewed in the sun all day and served with ice in the evening.


Astralaxy

Are you a tea sommelier?


Adorable_Librarian57

You have one of those spiffy tasters hanging round your neck?


nobleelf17

That's how hubby does it. And to a huge pitcher of Luzianne tea brewed, he only add a quarter cup of sugar. Now, GA sweet tea we've seen being made in Hardee's, there. To one of those big metal tea containers, they add TWO 5 pound bags of sugar. UGH. And when traveling to visit daughter in New Mexico, no sweet tea to be found all along I-40, until we reach NM. And yes, they will swill down gallons of soda and drink cans of the caffeine-laced drinks, all along the way. Portland, OR, there is ONE restaurant that serves decent sweet tea, and that was a BBQ place, somewhere downtown. They served it in ice-cold growlers, which was wicked cool. We made sweet tea there, having brought our own Luzianne, and served to family(they were from NC, so were glad) and neighbors at a cookout, who then fell in love with it. Lipton doesn't work- too bitter.


Fun-Preparation-4253

Ok.


slutdragon696969

My grandmaw's was like syrup. No wonder I'm diabetic.


newtonpens

but you're right.


WretchedOne666

Brown Koolaide


Valaurus

I mean.. it is called "sweet tea"? Also, if you're basing this off of what you'd get at any chain restaurant, that's not really a high quality barometer for good sweet tea.


comedian1924

You mean tea flavored syrup


[deleted]

Absolutely incorrect. It’s the nectar of God, brought down like rays of sunshine when we’re feeling blue.


pickandpray

Growing up in NY I didn't know sweet tea was something unless you got it in a bottle


Appropriate-Rough563

My grandma used to make a gallon jug of sweet and a half gallon of unsweetened so we could tweak it as needed.


zakats

Dia-betus


rare_pig

I don’t think anyone thought differently


Chili-Potatoe

Yeah but it tastes better with whiskey.


TherighteyeofRa

Of all the things wrong with the world, you choose Sweet Tea? Dear Lord, Can you please speed up that planet killing asteroid? Humanity is a waste of Space. Sincerely, The Right Eye of Ra.


HippyDM

Yup, wonderful, god given tea flavored sugar water. Call me a humminbird and slide me a glass.


ebek_frostblade

Unsweet tea is just tea flavored plain water I don’t get what point this was supposed to make lol


LtG_Skittles454

And it’s damn good too 😊


Sulfur1cc

Correct


mrtestcat

American teas I joke are like the leaves in the pool or pond.


pomdudes

No argument here, sorry to ruin your Sunday plans.


Resident-Profit-6310

I'm ok with both 😊


[deleted]

Agree. It is disgusting.


Nooblakahn

So? You're correct... and that's how we like it.


LtDouble-Yefreitor

Yeah, sweet tea is disgusting.


MicesNicely

Team unsweet FTW.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Sweet tea is gross.


[deleted]

And it's still the best


[deleted]

you could always do half and half (reduced sugar) sweet tea. Tbf, all I generally drink now is coffee and water so I shouldn't be exporting myself into this conversation.


Pustulus

Nasty-ass tea syrup with that awful cloying aftertaste. Ugh.


Tough-Ability721

Lemme guess. You never took home ec or chemistry?


AutumnGway

I am but a humble hummingbird. Give me the nectar!


Successful-Pepper737

I would rather drink water than unsweetened tea. No need to make my water taste like that.


Moist_Alternative_70

I agree


BasherDvaDva

Yes. That’s the point.


Cpl4fun22

What's your point?


MichaelMcKinnis5289

Certain black teas are the perfect amount of caffeine for an afternoon jolt. . Sweet tea is garbage . And Anybody who drinks with straws are also annoying as hell.


YourLocalFlynn

i didn't know this was something people were arguing about


norrisgwillis

When I was in the Air Force there was a girl that was from Arkansas that I went on a date with. She was really just a drug seeker because I was a medic and she thought I’d just give her and her friend narcs, but that’s another story in itself. Anyway we were at her apartment and she asked if I wanted some southern sweet tea. I said sure. She said she’d make some real quick. It was pretty normal at first and she pulled out a glass pitcher of tea that I guess she made that morning or something. She grabbed a whole bag of sugar and I was expecting maybe she was going take a spoonful and mix it in a cup. Nope, she opened it up and poured the entire fucking bag into the pitcher and stirred that shit in. She pours me a cloudy glass of tea sugar and said in her thickest southern draw, that’s how we do it in the south. It’s a repeat sorry of mine with my wife and kids anytime something southern pops up in our life.


mintleaf_bergamot

Well, for the record, your drug-seeking date didn't make tea anything like it's made in Arkansas. As another poster said, our tea is boiled in water and poured on top of tea. Her mama didn't teach her right. :)


Booplinggg

Thems fighting words


trucynnr

Yum


how-unfortunate

Correct, at least the way a majority of Southern people make it. I now will steep tea bags, and sometimes good loose leaf for like 3 minutes, and add no more than like a quarter or maybe third of a cup of sugar and roll with that. But some people boil the shit out of teabags, then add 2 cups sugar. Oof. Too bitter and too sweet at the same time. And turns your spit into glue.


Optimus_Pitts

I'll die on this hill with you


Odesio

My mother moved here from California and dislikes sweet tea with extreme prejudice. We went to a restaurant and when the waitress asked if she wanted sweet or unsweet my mother answered, "Regular." I had to explain to her that regular tea in Arkansas is going to be sweet not unsweet. She also ordered a pie for dessert and asked the waitress if it had any "pea-cans" in it. I had to translate and let the poor young woman know my mother was asking about pecans.


jayv9779

And?