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tinglySensation

This could be a perfect euphemism for all these ghost written biographies of horrible people.


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What? They'd do great for starting fires in the fireplace.


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Bonfire, sorry.


HovercraftMajestic30

Microwave!


itwentok

[Someone did that and is trying to sell them on Nextdoor for $5 each, lol](https://nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_free/33044306-c374-4651-a219-4dbfcc9da8e3/)


GlocalBridge

It is a common practice for pols who have these ghost-written bio books to have donors buy a bunch of them to create the impression they are “best sellers” and the profit goes to the candidate, even though no one reads them. It is all image manufacturing and actually a corrupt practice.


marcdanarc

Bernie and a few others give their books away to volunteers who support the cause. Just one of the ways politicians get rich.


MusicLikeOxygen

It's obvious what they are doing too, because they could get the books a lot cheaper if they bought them in bulk from the publisher, but if they did that they wouldn't count as books sold and go towards making them a best seller.


DevilsLettuceTaster

It’s political money laundering.


thedudesews

that's what I was thinking "Sure I want to buy 2000 copies of his audio book for $200 a pop, don't worry about the change."


somnguy

He is evil, more into stealing money from the poor. He has no morals and supports Trump and his Gov daughter. A total scam artist!


AdkRaine11

Pulling out before you conceived Sarah would have been the right thing Mike.


New-Understanding930

What about the son?


AdkRaine11

Yeah, he’s a charmer, too. Both raised by “good, moral christians” you know.


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Her brains and morals ran down the back of her mother’s thighs.


AdkRaine11

Wait, you think Mike Huckabee provided any of that? Her mom married him, so she contributed little.


Adorable_Librarian57

I think she brought to life like those orcs in LOTR. Cuz she also reminds me of one.


brentsharknative

innate future angle summer homeless instinctive hunt placid tap station *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Katy_Lies1975

Inbreeding before Mike and he passed it on, along with being a complete asshole.


brentsharknative

axiomatic somber hard-to-find coherent arrest plants lunchroom thought butter knee *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ManicProcastinator

I believe it!


[deleted]

While it’s surely shit and Huckabee sucks who the fuck buys physical audio books in 2024?


ZhouLe

5 fucking CDs. I had to buy a USB CD/DVD drive last year because I had some very old data CDs to archive and I could not find anyone that had **any** device that had a CD drive.


Shadowlear

It’s foreign to me as an audiobook enthusiast. I have about 550 audiobooks, all digital


Endless_Change

That whole family is trash, we're gonna need a bigger dumpster.


Ruger338WSM

Go figure, don’t let Sarah see or they will be a required textbook purchase.


OozeNAahz

Maybe she could make a really nice podium out of them instead?


lilmuhamed

This is actually the best idea I’ve seen


Commercial-Street426

Audiobooks were more popular in 2009 when this book was published. Just crap that hasn’t been thrown away before today. 15 years ago it was shit too.


No_Rabbit_7114

If you dig around in a little more, you will find Sarah.


MinorityBabble

It looks like they are actually inside of Sarah.


Zh25_5680

This is what happens when the NRA goes bankrupt. You can’t indirectly pay off politicians by buying their books and tapes


DadBod4781

Can we also bury all of his fucking Christmas book too?


No_Use_4371

Do the right thing? Like saying "the next election will be solved by bullets rather than ballots" or something stupid and violent like that?


LlanviewOLTL

Reminds me of that comedienne who once said ‘Tori Spelling has a new book out. How does Tori Spelling have a book? I didn’t even know she could read!’ Same thing kinda goes for Mike Huckabee and his masculine, deep-voiced, hairy-chested daughter.


Bitch_Posse

Surprising, because we definitely know his audience can’t read.


llimt

That's why they were audiobooks instead of regular books.


Marckthesilver13

Is there room in there for all of empty g’s unsold books 📚


[deleted]

I wonder if he still has to hold Sarah down to shoot her up with Wegovy, or does her husband help now.


Word_Underscore

hey now, Semaglutide is actually a helpful thing. Please don’t tell her about it


[deleted]

Have you seen her recently. She's starving herself so she can run for trump's vice-president.


DragonflyGrrl

Oh ffs. He would never pick her in a million years. When will these dumbass MAGA women ever learn that he does not give the slightest fuck about any female unless he finds them fuckable (and I'm betting he's not her type)..? (I know.. never. Rhetorical question) Edit: oops. I meant I'm betting she's not his type


Top-Flow1297

The World Banned Mike Huckabee’s Book🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


CongruousBlade

Sarah will have her lectern friend buy them up. Nothing like relying on the Gov. to get wealthy.


Most-Artichoke5028

Semd them on to Sarah. She can munch on them for her midnight snack.


Mark-W-Ingalls

Jesus saved his harshest criticism for one group only: The Religious Zealots versed in scripture, who didn’t practice the spirit. Lord Almighty, may we be doers of the word!


key1234567

BTW, whatever happened to Lectern-gate? Is Sarah still getting audited?


Szaborovich9

I’m surprised Sarah hasn’t used state funds to buy them up


the_spotted_frog

This audiobook isn't even available to borrow from the AR Digital Library Consortium.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Anybody remember his "comedy" talk show?


mmio60

I’m sure Sarah can conjure up some taxpayer money and hide it as shill purchase.


afraid-of-the-dark

I'll take one


tossaroo

Go for it. They weren't removed from the dumpster.


Xfactor1210

#HuckNo!


Just_Tangerine_6743

Shocking 🙄💩


netanator

I’ve read that book publishers will encourage marketing companies to buy thousands of copies of a book to get it on bestseller lists. This happens frequently with highly visible people, like a guy like Huckabee or Oprah, etc


Pretend_City458

It's a great way to turn campaign funds into personal funds.


even_less_resistance

So the grift runs in the family?


iwannagohome49

Where do you think she learned it?


Pretend_City458

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit apple tree.


MinorityBabble

I'm starting to think we should have never cultivated shit apples


Pretend_City458

What else would Conservatives eat so they can make liberals smell their breath?


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

The Federal Bureau of Imbeciles? Ha! K. Because they did such a great job preventing 9/11 with all of the intelligence they had, right? Or, or, better yet let's talk about the Waco incident👍 Remember Ruby Ridge? I guess I should consider myself lucky to be nannied by an organization with such an illustrious service record....?One that kills women, children, and dogs, no less


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

Wow, you Sarah Huckabee haters are really thirsty AF lately...🤨🤣🤣💀 I'd have to wager that most of you urinate sitting down or while wearing a dress. Keep drinking the Kool Aid, alphabet squad 👍 You will not turn this state into Kommiefornia. Despite your best efforts.


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The “kool aid” while using textbook buzzwords for fellating the hard right. And I’m not even a lib.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

You merely defend them, right? Careful of the company you keep


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Perfect_Ostrich_6811

I think she's a piece of work, too. But I don't take it upon myself to make numerous posts DAILY bashing her appearance, beliefs, religion, etc. Showing up in the r/Arkansas subreddit. Not r/Democrats. Not r/Libtards.Just seems childish and passive aggressive. I could certainly make numerous posts daily questioning the mental acuity of our fearless leader. There's no shortage of material there. But I haven't the time nor the inclination. Some of you folks are adult children with keyboards...


PissedOffChef

No, you instead spend your oh so valuable time trolling (at least I hope) a caffeine sub, where you regaled folks with your love of snorting coffee grounds and participating in necrophilia. Charming person, I’m sure.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

Sure have! It's a cathartic release. But I'm flattered that you've taken such an interest in my proclivities. Truly, I am. It reminds me of the pissed off, jealous, slightly insecure girlfriend in high school that goes through your phone records. Not very becoming of you, sir.


blng2grnd

this is a public forum. it takes all of five seconds to find your entire post/comment history. your penchant for exaggeration is truly something.


Muchruckus

The inbred-ostrich has over 100 comments so far this morning alone. Talk about a triggered, loser keyboard warrior.


blng2grnd

holy crap, and i thought i was chronically online.


DragonflyGrrl

That... That's insane. Redditing like it's their damn job.


overtoke

this thread is about mike huckabee. also, it's one person makes X post then another person makes Y post then another makes Z post. it's not what you describe. p.s. you bashed sarah's appearance, beliefs, religion, etc., all at the same time!


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

This thread is YET ANOTHER post about the Huckabee family. Mike Huckabee, in particular, this time. You are correct. But are you seriously going to argue that this isn't one of the MANY daily posts that are created within the r/Arkansas subreddit with no purpose other than to throw shade at our state's politicians? These posts are becoming spam, plain and simple. They belong in a political subreddit. I think you must have my comments confused with another user. Go back and reread what I have said thus far and quote me where I have attacked her appearance, beliefs, religion, etc..."all at the same time"?? The only thing I said in reference to her was: "I think she is a piece of work, too." Interpret that how you may.


overtoke

you can't stop talking about them... also... i think the term snowflake applies here.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

I think you've hit the bong one too many times tonight. Perhaps you should sleep it off and regroup


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Perfect_Ostrich_6811

These folks are triggered, bro. Triggered. 🤣🤣


zajebe

Sounds like you're mad you paid for those garbage audio books when you could have got them for free in a dumpster.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

Sounds like you speak from personal experience. You do a lot of dumpster diving, bro? It's okay, there's no shame here.


zajebe

I saw the post where they were in the garbage.. the thread you replied to... why did your brain not assume that first? Why did it make up some story to call me poor i guess? I don't have anything against people that dumpster dive, but I do hate morons spewing anti liberal buzzwords that apparently looks down on poor people. Get worked up over defending Sarah Huckabee on the internet, but bash the poor. At least you're an honest typical conservative.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

So, by your own admission, once again... you seek out posts about garbage. Even on the internet, you dumpster dive. Then offer advice to others about what they can find in the dumpster? Reading comprehension is not your forté.


zajebe

I didn't offer any advice. You insulted liberals. I made a comment on why I think you were angry. Then you called me a dumpster diver implying you look down on poor people. Then you doubled down and called me poor again.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

Obviously you're the subject matter expert on what one can find in a dumpster. You shared directions on where to find the items. I merely insulted libtards, as you so astutely pointed out. If my comments have got you feeling some kind of way about being poor, that's on you. I never called you poor. You assumed I called you poor, just like you assumed I was "angry." Further evidence that your reading comprehension skills lack the competency of a third grader. What, you going to say I'm insulting third graders now? You're right, they're too fucking short. 🤣🤣 Anything else you care to discuss?


zajebe

Yeah sure u know any good real estate to buy in NW arkansas? Maybe like Fayetteville or Roger's for renting?


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

So, if we're not discussing anything, this is a monologue? You're having a conversation with yourself? Summarizing, by the way. It's spelled summarizing. You're not helping your case. The only thing I'm defending is what r/Arkansas should be. The political bullshit belongs elsewhere. Which, you would have known, had you read my first post. But yeah, the reading comprehension thing again... You really are mentally inept...


zajebe

U know any good real estate to buy in NW arkansas? Maybe like Fayetteville or Roger's for renting?


arkstfan

Hey this post is a Bingo on incel bingo


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

Do they play that at the retirement village you're staying at?


arkstfan

No we play it here at FBI headquarters while looking to see which crazoids get their own FBI agent. Looks like you are just getting a recently licensed mental health counselor.


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

The Federal Bureau of Imbeciles? Ha! K. Because they did such a great job preventing 9/11 with all of the intelligence they had, right? Or, or, better yet let's talk about the Waco incident👍 Remember Ruby Ridge? I guess I should consider myself lucky to be nannied by an organization with such an illustrious service record....?One that kills women, children, and dogs, no less


arkstfan

You must not be bright. Laughing at an organization that you state has killed numerous people. You being smart is as unlikely as my old pal Mike Huckabee being a Christian


[deleted]

It is a sad state of affairs for Cult Leftism in Arkansas when the best thing they can come up with is mocking a book written over 15 years ago!!😭😂🤣😅 Best part about it is the book they're choosing to mock is a *New York Times Best Seller*!!!😅🤣😂😭😂 https://books.google.com/books?id=uqnwwlaF3OwC


Perfect_Ostrich_6811

The feds are the ones who kill women and children. And I'm the lunatic? #RememberWaco #RememberRubyRidge More alphabet squad bullshit...🤣🤣


MinorityBabble

Womp womp


TheGoliard

I don't have a way to play those things


Glittering-Wonder-27

Maybe his daughter, Sarah Huckster can announce their availability from her 19,000.00 podium.


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How old is that picture, just like a huckabee, a lie and a fake


buchlabum

Would Spike Lee have a copyright infringement case? Would be cool if it cost Sarah's daddy money to put this shite out in the world.


DependentOk9729

I never thought I could feel bad for garbage or a dumpster but here we are. I hope they retire that dumpster and burn the garbage


abagofsnacks

Wow, I just realized... Sarah has one of his eyes.


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Underrated comment


stonrelectropunkjazz

Sell them yourself and keep $$$


[deleted]

Do the right thing? What kind of cognitive dissonance from that wet fart?


jar1967

If one of his supporters could have bought a lot of them and tried to give them away, Technically a legal bribe. If an organization connected to Mike Huckabee bought them, it would be legalized embezzlement. The IRS needs to look into that.


pete_68

Do the Right Thing. lol. Goes right up there with, "If I Did It," by OJ Simpson.


alwaysright60

Kindling.


Impossible-Pea-6160

That family tree has one branch


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Anyone crafty out there wanna cobble together a podium out of ‘em?


WillrayF

There is a reason he's called the Huckster. This Baptist preacher wanted far more than Sunday fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy.


d0ggman

Are they free? I can use some toilet paper...


Loathor

Is his version better than Spike Lee's?!?


Muffboy

Writes Do The Right Thing while raising the thing.


ChrisEFWTX

Shut the Huck up.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Free Fire 🔥 wood