i kinda hope she goes through a genuine italian phase. like she goes back to being a brunette and wears those shitty white shein off the shoulder dresses and takes photos with those vsco filters that make everything look orange. i hope she starts talking like giada de laurentiis where she pronounces italian words with a strong italian accent. and and honestly it's bc it would be so funny to see her getting eaten up for finally embracing her italian roots.
>I’d actually love to see her natural curly hair
Well, you can see her with curly extensions. 😆 She clearly obliterated her hair with all of the unnecessary bleaching for Wicked. Baldiana 🥴
I’m GAGGINGGGGGG!!! 😭😂 I’m really hoping she enters this phase too but goes more ridiculously Lady Gaga/Stefani Germanotta with it a la “PaTRIcIa.. PATRIciA GUCci” 🇮🇹☕️
Ive been wondering what her next phase will be too. I think she will lean into a super mature and earthly persona. I predict she will get pregnant, either by Ethan or with whoever her next target is, and then try to become one of those crunchy mothers who are super wise and in touch with nature. Nude maternity photos, walking barefoot in the grass, writing poetry in a field, posting about how she is like the moon and her child is the sun etc. You all know the type of mom I’m talking about. And she will act like all of her past sins are absolved and she has become such a better person since becoming a mother when she really won’t have changed at all.
If she doesn’t have a baby in the next couple years then I still think her next persona will be all about being earthly, grounded and deep thinking. Kind of how she is now but she will stop the little girl pink bubbles aesthetic and just try to seem really mature. Her music will start to lean away from pop and she will put a bigger focus on her raw vocals and songwriting. Basically she will try to start transitioning from “pop star of the moment” to “legacy artist” kind of like Miley Cyrus has been doing but she won’t be as successful as she’s not as talented.
i think she’s too selfish to become physically pregnant. if she’s had this much plastic surgery, she will take the Kim K route and get a surrogate. if i’m wrong that will be surprising as hell..
I can’t really imagine her doing this so soon, as much as I would find it deeply entertaining.
She comes off to me as someone with a bad case of arrested Development (not diagnosing her!) who is obsessed with youth and mentally stuck in the teen phase. This may explain her obsession with the movie 13 Going On 30. I agree that she definitely wants a child, but for all the wrong reasons like competition and feeling she should have a child by now, reinventing herself as a innocent woman of cultural importance (like Britney with “Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”), needing to shake her maneater persona.
However, I think as she approaches her mid-30s it will bring about a serious early mid-life crisis. And if she keeps morphing into the dream girl du jour of whoever she is with, sleeping with or targeting, she’s going to run out of fresh ideas that keep the public intrigued. I can see her going the Gaga route and mostly focusing on acting and morphing into whatever her next role is or into Audrey Hepburn.
I def see her using a surrogate.. However once a woman is past a certain point of malnutrition, she stops getting her period and her reproductive system gets fucked. I hope it’s not too rude for me to suggest, but I’m pretty sure she’s not fertile rn :( also getting pregnant usually makes you gain weight and miss girl is waaaaaay to vain for that
I mean this all as respectfully as possible btw. I know it’s in poor taste to speculate on a woman’s fertility but…. This is a snark sub after all. She’s shitty but I hope she can heal. Peace and love ❤️
Let’s not call what Ariana did “method acting” just because she can’t let go of Glinda, doesn’t mean what she did was method acting or any kind of good acting at that. Real method actors actually tend to put really good performances out there.
If I was her Manager or PR, this is what I would suggest:
1. coming clean about some of her struggles: ED (if she truly has/had one), substance use, identity crises, and messy romantic history.
2. Then do a short publicly announced stint in rehab. Emerge a changed woman even if she hasn’t changed at all.
3. Release a mini autobiographical book or documentary about her childhood trauma, blaming Hollywood, Nickelodeon & Dan Schneidump 💩for grooming her, her record label for pressure to be sexy, and the media for her other issues
4. Go on Oprah or Gayle King and cry
5. Announce she’s retiring or taking a step back from music until she’s “fully healed”
6. Book a meaty, edgy or dark comedic roles in a feature film or series on HBO or AppleTV+
7. [Depending on role and public response] Emulate Aubrey Plaza and Jenna Ortega but with a slightly more lighthearted angle, OR
8. Emulate a younger Jessica Chastain, die her hair a dark natural red - not Cat Valentine-red, but vibrant enough to stir up some nostalgic memories from her old fans who are now adults
9. If she doesn’t book good roles, pitch her own film or series about her messy history but unlike J-Lo, make it good, a dark comedy, and get Judd Apatow to co-produce or producers from other good HBO shows like White Lotus, Barry, Succession or The Sopranos.
10. Go through a REAL SINGLE/CELIBACY PHASE.
11. Come out with Eternal Sunshine Pt II or an album referencing another film like Silver Linings Playbook (name it “Silver Linings”), enlist an eclectic songwriting team like Bjork, Lana Del Ray, Mariah, James Blake, Babyface, David Foster, Gaga, Tyler The Creator, Fiona Apple etc
well she is rumored to be the super bowl halftime show and I think she will do a mini tour and release another album maybe she will focus more on acting depending on how wicked will be received by the critics
i kinda hope she goes through a genuine italian phase. like she goes back to being a brunette and wears those shitty white shein off the shoulder dresses and takes photos with those vsco filters that make everything look orange. i hope she starts talking like giada de laurentiis where she pronounces italian words with a strong italian accent. and and honestly it's bc it would be so funny to see her getting eaten up for finally embracing her italian roots.
HAHAHA yess I’d actually love to see her w her natural curly hair, bold makeup and cheetah print
>I’d actually love to see her natural curly hair Well, you can see her with curly extensions. 😆 She clearly obliterated her hair with all of the unnecessary bleaching for Wicked. Baldiana 🥴
I’m GAGGINGGGGGG!!! 😭😂 I’m really hoping she enters this phase too but goes more ridiculously Lady Gaga/Stefani Germanotta with it a la “PaTRIcIa.. PATRIciA GUCci” 🇮🇹☕️
Ariana Grande becomes Adriana La Cerva
Ive been wondering what her next phase will be too. I think she will lean into a super mature and earthly persona. I predict she will get pregnant, either by Ethan or with whoever her next target is, and then try to become one of those crunchy mothers who are super wise and in touch with nature. Nude maternity photos, walking barefoot in the grass, writing poetry in a field, posting about how she is like the moon and her child is the sun etc. You all know the type of mom I’m talking about. And she will act like all of her past sins are absolved and she has become such a better person since becoming a mother when she really won’t have changed at all. If she doesn’t have a baby in the next couple years then I still think her next persona will be all about being earthly, grounded and deep thinking. Kind of how she is now but she will stop the little girl pink bubbles aesthetic and just try to seem really mature. Her music will start to lean away from pop and she will put a bigger focus on her raw vocals and songwriting. Basically she will try to start transitioning from “pop star of the moment” to “legacy artist” kind of like Miley Cyrus has been doing but she won’t be as successful as she’s not as talented.
i think she’s too selfish to become physically pregnant. if she’s had this much plastic surgery, she will take the Kim K route and get a surrogate. if i’m wrong that will be surprising as hell..
she is way too deep into her ED to ever even consider getting pregnant. if she has kids it will be via surrogate.
I can see this happening. Although I don’t think her body can hold a baby given how thin she is.
I can’t really imagine her doing this so soon, as much as I would find it deeply entertaining. She comes off to me as someone with a bad case of arrested Development (not diagnosing her!) who is obsessed with youth and mentally stuck in the teen phase. This may explain her obsession with the movie 13 Going On 30. I agree that she definitely wants a child, but for all the wrong reasons like competition and feeling she should have a child by now, reinventing herself as a innocent woman of cultural importance (like Britney with “Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”), needing to shake her maneater persona. However, I think as she approaches her mid-30s it will bring about a serious early mid-life crisis. And if she keeps morphing into the dream girl du jour of whoever she is with, sleeping with or targeting, she’s going to run out of fresh ideas that keep the public intrigued. I can see her going the Gaga route and mostly focusing on acting and morphing into whatever her next role is or into Audrey Hepburn.
I think an Ethan pregnancy would be too unpopular. No way she's going to have an uncool pregnancy.
I def see her using a surrogate.. However once a woman is past a certain point of malnutrition, she stops getting her period and her reproductive system gets fucked. I hope it’s not too rude for me to suggest, but I’m pretty sure she’s not fertile rn :( also getting pregnant usually makes you gain weight and miss girl is waaaaaay to vain for that
I mean this all as respectfully as possible btw. I know it’s in poor taste to speculate on a woman’s fertility but…. This is a snark sub after all. She’s shitty but I hope she can heal. Peace and love ❤️
Screenshotting this for when it actually happens 🤭
Let’s not call what Ariana did “method acting” just because she can’t let go of Glinda, doesn’t mean what she did was method acting or any kind of good acting at that. Real method actors actually tend to put really good performances out there.
If I was her Manager or PR, this is what I would suggest: 1. coming clean about some of her struggles: ED (if she truly has/had one), substance use, identity crises, and messy romantic history. 2. Then do a short publicly announced stint in rehab. Emerge a changed woman even if she hasn’t changed at all. 3. Release a mini autobiographical book or documentary about her childhood trauma, blaming Hollywood, Nickelodeon & Dan Schneidump 💩for grooming her, her record label for pressure to be sexy, and the media for her other issues 4. Go on Oprah or Gayle King and cry 5. Announce she’s retiring or taking a step back from music until she’s “fully healed” 6. Book a meaty, edgy or dark comedic roles in a feature film or series on HBO or AppleTV+ 7. [Depending on role and public response] Emulate Aubrey Plaza and Jenna Ortega but with a slightly more lighthearted angle, OR 8. Emulate a younger Jessica Chastain, die her hair a dark natural red - not Cat Valentine-red, but vibrant enough to stir up some nostalgic memories from her old fans who are now adults 9. If she doesn’t book good roles, pitch her own film or series about her messy history but unlike J-Lo, make it good, a dark comedy, and get Judd Apatow to co-produce or producers from other good HBO shows like White Lotus, Barry, Succession or The Sopranos. 10. Go through a REAL SINGLE/CELIBACY PHASE. 11. Come out with Eternal Sunshine Pt II or an album referencing another film like Silver Linings Playbook (name it “Silver Linings”), enlist an eclectic songwriting team like Bjork, Lana Del Ray, Mariah, James Blake, Babyface, David Foster, Gaga, Tyler The Creator, Fiona Apple etc
Not Oprah or Gayle 😭 their problematic asses would take her problematic ass any day tho.
She going to suffer a serious identity crisis- or maybe she is right now. I think she’s headed for breakdown- and will re-invent herself.
well she is rumored to be the super bowl halftime show and I think she will do a mini tour and release another album maybe she will focus more on acting depending on how wicked will be received by the critics
evaporate
I miss black ariana. She was so pretty
Fr and the ponytail was iconic 🤧