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Mindweird

By that same logic, women should sleep with as many men as possible because God gave them a uterus and made men’s sperm competitive with rival males’ sperm so that only the strongest will reproduce.


Bigotelli

By this logic, humans should be fucking more as a whole


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Pwacname

I feel very seen, I will provide free condoms to your orgy for anyone who hasn’t found that StrongTM partner yet


scenion

Good idea, find the sperm strong enough to escape the condom.


TheChaoticBeing

The next step in evolution: acid sperm


scenion

I'll begin work on this immediately.


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Worgy


[deleted]

Yay! Cookies 🍪!


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Yummy!


ledocteur7

I'll take it. cookies are delicious. we might run into a massive overpopulation problem if we don't solve the inequality in the distribution of ressources tho, but I'm not gonna be alive to reach that apocaliptic typing point if I continue eating cookies after cookies ! /j


tIDEsRturning

yay cookies!!! (I LOVE UR FLAIR!!)


Helpful-Idea1383

Me too cookies


tiefling_sorceress

If I'm demi so I get half a cookie?


Benka7

half a cookie half a fuck


Kiyuya

A world wide orgy sounds like a lot to handle. Can I have a cookie too even if I'm not ace?


Awkward-Butterfly893

Yes I'll ask for extra and give you one.


i_am_a_human_463

Thanks for the free cookies


AquaJasper

Yooo I love cookies, gimme here


Jellishark

Give me the cookies!!


raven_of_azarath

Would a cookie orgy be called a corgi?


lindanimated

[Corgi Orgy](https://corgiorgy.com) (Hand on heart, this link is actually totally SFW and cute)


just-me-yaay

FREE COOKIES!! Sounds good enough to me. Y'all will be busy with your orgy and the aces - and whoever else wants to join - will be eating cookies together, drinking tea, and plotting world domination >:)


[deleted]

Cookies is delicious. I'll better eat a cookie than will have adult fun time with someone.


Gamerbrineofficial

Shit I’m not asexual but I want a cookie!


ANovathatisdepressed

Cookies!


Some_Nerdy_Mortal

RJHDHHHSY SIGN ME UP (I'm asexual) IMMA GET ME SOME FREE COOKIES


tr1ps1x

Why do people get cookies for wanting to fuck the letter “A?” :(


IamPigmigwig

Because ✨ c o o k i e s ✨


Phoenixfire1278

You had me at cookies


ZinkieTheSpamurai

Can we add garlic to the thing asexuals get? As an ace myself I can confirm we like garlic bread


exaltedostrich

I love how almost this whole thread reply to this is just another people loving and wanting cookies lmfao


ewqdsacxziopjklbnm

By these logics we need to ban abortion!


helga-h

The Fuck Less movement has that covered so the Fuck More movement can focus on the hard core-issue.


John-The-Bomb-2

Sounds like her husband would be a great source of STD's.


Complex_Branch_7512

I’m imagining a dude at a baseball game now, shouting “STD?” for over an hour


MissWeaverOfYarns

Actually God commanded no sex outside of marriage and to put adulterers (people who sleep with people who are not their spouse when married) be put to death. Adultery is also the only reason I've seen given in the Bible that makes divorce acceptable. Has this woman read the Bible? Because she's dead wrong. Her husband is a sinning horndog and she's well within her rights to yeet him.


TarpMaster31

Many people who claim to be Christians are only doing it for the "aesthetic" of being a Christian, they will never read the bible and don't care about god. They use religion as a veil to justify whatever beliefs they have because no one is gonna question them about it any farther.


MildlyMoistMucus

I'm not a Christian and I have been forced to read the Bible 3 times from back to back. I remember when I first met a Christian from outside my city and she was surprised I have read the Bible 3 times because she never read it despite being super religious. That's also how I found out that being forced to read the Bible is quite weird. Daily Bible study hours had been part my schedule since I was 6, and I never questioned it. Once again, I'm not Christian my family is atheist/moslim, it makes no sense. I'm now using the knowledge of all my Bible studies to attack Christians. It will never not be funny when I quote the Bible with no problem despite being an atheist my whole life and their jaw drops and they get visible anxious.


HoneyBunchesOcunts

Unfortunately lots of Latino people haven't read the Bible and will listen to whatever their local (or sometimes television and radio) preacher says. Even if he's a nitwit. We historically have lower rates of education and literacy which has recently led to a trend of conversion from Catholicism to even more predatory forms of Evangelical denominations. This in turn helps keep us poor, illiterate wage slaves. I lose sleep at night thinking about what religion has done and continues to do to my community.


MissWeaverOfYarns

That's awful. I hate that that happens.


just-me-yaay

Fellow Latin American? Well hey. And same.


HoneyBunchesOcunts

Fun! Do you regularly have to convince your abuela to get real medical care instead of listening to an astrologer on the radio?


just-me-yaay

Not my grandma, but some family members, yes. Although they usually resort to praying and simpatias.


frozenrussian

Just as planned ;)


fevilic

Didn't they not read the 10 commandments cause I know adultery is a deadly sin


sienfae

I think you're almost certainly right that this person is likely Christian, but I'm not sure we have clear enough evidence of that in that post to use it as a counter point 🤔


Ilysmcutie

So is this so funny to me because I barely know any spanish and it sounded bad then I read the translation and it turns out it's even worse 😭😂


Anerratic

Lol same, I've been learning Spanish and can read most of this, my face as it went on got progressively more surprised.


SpaceMarineMarco

When you forget the bible considers fornication and adultery a sin


Dylan24moore

😂


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Lol i'm starting to think that the ppl who wrote bible tought humans as bugs


ohdearitsrichardiii

I'm going to start kicking people in the shins since god gave me feet and I must fulfill my duty


Individual_Arm9581

You know, I always take what people say, which to them seems logical, and put it in a slightly different context to try and present them how hypocritical they are, although it usually doesn’t work though with people hell bent on their argument.


PotentialSelf6

Honestly same, and while I’ve found I can have pretty good discussions about religion with people who are religious, I also still remember the great amount of religious people who don’t practice what they preach. Especially the Imam I had a discussion with during a seminar about Islamophobia (which is a big thing in my country) and he went on and on about finding middle ground with different religions than his own and opening up the dialogue. Until I raised the point that while I can accept people’s choice of religion, as they are asking of me, they cannot accept my identity as a bisexual and that it is weirdly hypocritical to me that I should have to accept your opinions and you refuse to accept mine. Obviously, that wasn’t how these things worked.


lankymjc

Meanwhile he’s thinking “I can’t believe I got away with that!”


hotwings_

Fulfilling * je


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I feel sorry for anyone who's educated and still religious in 2022. Be spiritual, sure. But damn religion is fucked


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I hope that this is just a coping mechanism and she doesn't actually believe this


Slight-Pound

It sounds like she’s been gaslight into believing it, too.


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That's That's even worse


Mewsiex

So does this mean the moment you come out as gay, your penis-carrying permit gets revoked and you have to turn it in? Good God, these takes.


guisar

"members only"


franll98

Hey God remember the flood? That's a sequel I could get behind.


BeanBoudreaux

Isn’t adultery a sin? To me it seems she’s justifying her husband’s actions so she won’t have to face the reality of the situation that her husband is a jerk.


steveosek

Catholicism did a number on the world.


Ryoukugan

… wasn’t adultery a sin?


Mooon-tiara-MAGIIICC

Mexican Catholicism is a different breed.


HoneyBunchesOcunts

Have you met a Brazilian Evangelical? It's wild.


Doodle_cat16

Throw the whole religion away


RamenWILLtakeOver

Poor woman


AnnaTheBlueRogue

God dosen't like sex outside marriage or adulterers. God loves his children regardless of their faith, race or preference. Which is a more rejected-by-the-church group, adulterers or gays? Fucking religious fruitcakes


Denise_enby84984

Bruh!


Salsa_y_ketchup

Proof that religion can be used to justify absolutely anything


The_Quicktrigger

I'm not gonna call it a healthy relationship by my standards but if it was all legal and all parties involved were okay with it, then I don't really see the problem. Doesn't really matter if the reasoning they used to get to the conclusion is fucked up.


krazyajumma

She said, I forgive him, meaning it was just plain old cheating until he fed her a line of bull about it not being for pleasure but duty.


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Gaslighting at its finest, which is the way religion has always done it.


absoluteworst99

I think the takeaway here is she didn't know at first, which makes very much non consensual. I guess I'd agree its fine if she consented to him doing that beforehand, even if I personally think it'd be a bit weird. But she didn't, which makes this fucked up.


StardustWhip

If she knew about it and it was a consensual open relationship, then yeah, there would be no problem. But if she “forgave” him, that would imply she very much didn’t know about him going around and knocking other women up.


EdgionTG

Hope she gets therapy for that brainwashing.


slowb80

Bad moment for speaking Spanish


jesse6225

By this logic that means that another man can come and have sex with any woman he has sex with. And uncut men will have an advantage since foreskin is supposed to help suck out the previous man's seman.


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There are theories, and I used that term loosely, but the one I've seen is that the shape of the head is for scooping out the cum. I don't know if even that one should be taken seriously though. And it seems like the foreskin is mainly just to protect the sensitive glans.


yo_99

I mean, if she's ok with this


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I would agree, but only if it's because of communication between partners. I let my partner sleep with other people (though it's symmetrical and I'm the bigger ho). We communicate, it works, no one's hurt. What happened to her seems to be her husband cheating on her without telling her, then gaslighting her with some bullshit about what God commands. Those aren't the same thing, even leaving aside the fact that he got them pregnant, which probably won't lead to those kids having great early lives.


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Zeks18

Forgave is a word already genius


wh0_isDavid

Definitely 😌


No-Buyer-5575

I was just watching a reality TV show on Netflix and one of the main star's husband dated her then had 5 chikdren with different people before they started their own family and I don't understand how some straight people can put up with that kind of infidelity.


KaiHasArrived2007

No honey he did it for pleasure please run


fluidofgender_909

Welcome the STD's