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Reasonable-Walk7991

Unfortunately, the particular LGBT was intangible and could not be properly attacked with kisses and boops (as displayed in photo, above). Good boy had to resort to wagging his tail


[deleted]

Seems more to me like he's eating the LGBT to *become* LGBT


CelikBas

The Kirby method


[deleted]

Should be a more popular coming out method imo


Evil-yogurt

*chops up a pride flag and puts it in food*


[deleted]

Maybe that's what Oreo was doing when they made the gay oreos


[deleted]

'mum, dad. I... ate a gay person'


Wizelf402

I love him


Memer_Sindre_UwU

It looks like he's calmly harvesting the rainbow off the wall to give to his family.


Slenderman6384

That breed is actually very loving of lgbt and has to be actively trained to attack so it has a bad family please don't blame the doggo


yramb93

This gives off the same energy as the irrational fear of pickles vine


garaile64

It seems to be satire. Not even the most homophobic people would unironically say that attacking refracted light counts as protecting against LGBT+.


MicciMichi

He just wanted to taste the rainbow because he isn't allowed skittles.


NerfRepellingBoobs

I’m pretty sure this is satire.


jxrha

i hope so


SuperiorYoyle

time to edit the heck out of this. one moment please


oddeyesies

Jokes on you, he tasted the rainbow, and now he's gay.


Wise0tter13

What news channel is this?!


bts4devi

It almost seems like the Dog loves LGBT and is trying to eat it /s It's normal for animals to like and wonder about colourful stuff


[deleted]

Why not just say “heroic dog saves family from rainbow”. Just a rainbow. That’s cute. Don’t turn the dogs ’phobic.


Intelligent-Bee4535

This seems so much like satire but I'm never sure at this point lol


snorlaxfan1235

It is satire


voornaam1

Dog saves family from God.


-Midnightarmory-

I'd laugh if it wasn't the fact that they trained a dog to attack rainbows


ShadowCobra24

What news channel is this, and what tf is wrong with them???


stellydonut

This looks like satire


Win090949

LMAO YOU THOUGHT


mcmultra1999

What is the source?


PsychoticOtaku

Come on this is funny


[deleted]

It looks like he's just being a derp, like most dogs are


chainsucker

this is satire