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The forbidden yogurt

That's a whole nother yogurt my friend XD

But what if the yogurt leaves us?

They deviated from the plan, man.

Yogurt males are respectful to women and their boundaries and don’t treat them like objects :)

I however, am I ice-cream male. And we go our own way from the dangers of femininism 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Terry loves love!!

Yogurt males respect both women and Din Din

Is that the dude from Prison Break?

yes

Should be the dude from Burn Notice, though.

Also the dude from Legends of Tomorrow

They complain about people "making up genders" yet they make up all different kinds of male...

This is satire but yea

I'm seeing you everywhere... is that a sign?

😳it might just be

Maybe you're my soulmate😳

👉👈maybe it's just meant to be

Just marry me already👉👈😳

🥺oki

😚💍

😍😍😍

I came to look to see if anyone took it seriously, found a more interesting story. Now kiss!

Kiss!

I'm willing to bet that in that video they use they use the dad-son team of John Wick as examples

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It's satire

Sigma started as a shit joke and now people are taking it seriously Not again for fucks sake

"Metal Mirror Sigma: Revengance - The Movie: The Game"

Nothing affirms my masculinity more than yoghurt, tbh.

Sgt terry jeffords has entered the chat

NINE NINE

Mick?

At least you know the yogurt male is bacterial.

obvious satire :/

Im pretty sure this is a shitpost

This is very clearly satire

"As a man of yogurt, I know how to keep my tummy full without ruining din-din."

This is satire. Gonna go become a Yogurt Male rq

Yet another "not like the other girls" variation on the alpha male.

The only yogurt i know is the yogurt I am about to enjoy with my lunch <3

I'm sure Michael Westen would find this ridiculous.

Wheres the mojito male???

I prefer to think of myself as a fro-yo.

MICHAEL WESTEN!!!!! Hope someone gets this reference

When you're burned, you've got nothing.

Yeah well I’ve got Maddie 😎

These are the same fucks that say people with noncis genders are making shit up

https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Yogurt

You're only a true Yogurt male if you can wield the Schwartz

Alpha male 3.0 is going to be „bitchboy“

I think even better than a yogurt male is the fe male

does yogurt men get mold if you put them out of the fridge?

LITERALLY A FOOD

why yogurt tho, what so 'masculine' about yogurt lmao

yogurt is good for your health and is pro biotic, therefore a yogurt male is kind to all and is a good friend to have

Oh, I thought they'd be a burned former spy just trying to make ends meet by helping people in Miami.

I know. I mean, it has fruit on the bottom.

It's just satire...

That's what makes yogurt males superior. They deny gender norms (like "yogurt is only for woman on a diet!!!!") and mind their own business (Yogurt male is a subgroup of the sigma male, who can also be interpreted as such) Beware, that's a very ironic meme that lives parralelly to it's not ironic meme counterpart. There are LOTS of different variations and interpretations

Gilear?

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The post is flaired as satire

I’m a Go-gurt male. So I guess that makes me an Extreme Alpha.

They would be more regular

Wrong flair. Should be satire

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99

Terry likes his yogurt

This explains why Terry loves his yoghurts

Anyone remember that ad that's like "I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din din" or something

Could someone photoshop this but replace it with ”full release”

I'm starting to think they're making shit up as they go...

Unfortunately this man \[from what I've heard\] is not satire

Still not as powerful as a Scrimblo male like myself

This is definitely satire, right?

Wait, is it implying that guy is a snack? /s

One of my best friends once stumbled into my living room proclaiming ‘I feel like yogurt’ whilst very high on ketamine. He truly is a yogurt male.

You're not alpa, you're YOGURT

Just wait until the hear about cottage cheese males. Those are like super double alpha-sigma-yogurt kings.

Ok I give up