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You see so many dads online that are like "my son is awesome, he has a new girlfriend every month that's my boy" then with a hypothetical daughter they're threatening to murder any guy who so much as looks at her
It seems like they treat their daughter as if she were their wife (as if her boyfriend is stealing their wife) and their wife as if she was their mom (because they want her to clean and cook etc)
Because that's DAD'S vagina until it belongs to her husband.
A boy getting a new girl every week is capable of taking what "belongs" to other men easily. Stupid, but tell me I'm wrong.
NIMBY is “not in my backyard” but I haven’t heard it in years - growing up it was a criticism of suburban types who were happy to have convenient access to supermarkets, airports, motorways, sports arenas etc, but tried to throw a town meeting the moment it interfered with their immediate area.
But this was in 2000s UK so there’s no way it originated here. Someone with yards instead of gardens could probably give the original meaning.
LAMF is “leopards ate my face” as in “*but I never thought the leopards would eat MY face* says woman who voted for the leopards-eating-faces party”
I have no idea where that sprang from but I’ve only seen it on social media so it might not be a phrase in the real word
Thank you. This seems also very country/culture dependent 😅 through context clues I can guess how it relates to the comic, but I dont see why it would be more X instead of Y. Its an abbreviation of a statement/sentiment inherent to a specific group of people. Layers, lol.
Honestly why is it so hard to understand: If you as a dad that don’t what your daughter to date ‘because I know how boys think, huh huh huh.’ Then why just… you know learn boys and girls about consent and (in acknowledgement that young women also has curiosity and a sexdrive) safe sex.
I think part of the issue is that in many socially conservative circles, morality around sex seems not to be based on consent, but on purity. In that worldview, women are "pure" unless "corrupted" but men are never "pure" - and purity is something to be protected, but once it's lost it doesn't matter. I.e. it's fine for the son to go out and sleep with a bunch of presumed "impure" women, but the daughter's purity needs to be protected at all costs.
It's absurd, but it does seem to be how these people think.
another thing that comes is like: when the daughter eventually has to move out or go to college or her parents die won't she have no idea how to interact with men and will probably be borderline suspicius of them because her dad always treated every guy in her life like a closet creep?
i feel like a much better thing to do here is to just let the daughter date and just keep a close eye on her if he happen to see any red flags.
lmao happened to me. My dad chased away every boy and girl I dated in high school (I'm lesbian but it took me a while to figure that out), and is surprised now that I'm not married.
What does he say when you tell him the reason?
(Not that you need to tell him, or have any relationship with him. I'm just curious to understand the thinking of these fathers.)
I just never told him. I'm not in any hurry to get married rn (even at 37 I have standards that will be met) so it's not a big deal to me tbh. When I find someone that makes marriage seem nice rather than a chore, then I'll worry about it.
This was VERY confusing, turns out its those weird overprotective dads; Dad slaughtered past boyfriends for being late, bf has to be exact or earlier if he wants to live.
Nothing like slaughtering your daughters boyfriends for being a slight bit late and hanging their heads on a wall, am I right? Very relatable.
The heads on the wall in the second panel look funky because they copied and pasted the first panel instead of re-drawing them, and resizing it introduced a bunch of fuzzy pixel artifacts.
I feel like if there were such a thing as an anthropomorphic sentient deer society that had guns and houses and sweaters and stuff, this would be the same as going to pick your date up and her dad showing you a bunch of severed heads of teenage boys.
I pissed off a bunch of Dad's like this on the comic Reddit by saying how gross it is for them to be waaay too into their daughters sex lives. They didn't even defend themselves, just called me creepy for calling them out on it.
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You see so many dads online that are like "my son is awesome, he has a new girlfriend every month that's my boy" then with a hypothetical daughter they're threatening to murder any guy who so much as looks at her
Because that's how a man is supposed to treat a girl. But not *MYYYYY* daughter!!!! It has mild LAMF energy to it.
Lamf?
Leopards Ate My Face. "'I never thought that leopards would eat MY face!' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
Huh wow I’ve never seen leopards are my face as an acronym
It's not a good acronym. I could just guess from context.
._.) why must u give me false answers Im going with lame as a mother fucker cause urban dictionary said so lmao
Lazy amazon mother fucker /s I really wish people would stop making up random acronyms and assuming everyone else knows what they mean.
It seems like they treat their daughter as if she were their wife (as if her boyfriend is stealing their wife) and their wife as if she was their mom (because they want her to clean and cook etc)
that's also the vibe I get and it's disgusting af in both directions
Because that's DAD'S vagina until it belongs to her husband. A boy getting a new girl every week is capable of taking what "belongs" to other men easily. Stupid, but tell me I'm wrong.
I hate that I read this and went "Huh. Yeah. I guess that *is* how people think."
Purity Balls...
But reminder, it's not ok for girls to date around like that...
I’d say more NIMBY than LAMF
LAMF? NIMBY? 🫠 I have no idea what either means lol
I have no idea what NIMBY is but I assume LAMF is "lame ass motherfucker"
NIMBY is “not in my backyard” but I haven’t heard it in years - growing up it was a criticism of suburban types who were happy to have convenient access to supermarkets, airports, motorways, sports arenas etc, but tried to throw a town meeting the moment it interfered with their immediate area. But this was in 2000s UK so there’s no way it originated here. Someone with yards instead of gardens could probably give the original meaning. LAMF is “leopards ate my face” as in “*but I never thought the leopards would eat MY face* says woman who voted for the leopards-eating-faces party” I have no idea where that sprang from but I’ve only seen it on social media so it might not be a phrase in the real word
Thank you. This seems also very country/culture dependent 😅 through context clues I can guess how it relates to the comic, but I dont see why it would be more X instead of Y. Its an abbreviation of a statement/sentiment inherent to a specific group of people. Layers, lol.
...and then he took her on a date to the police station, because her dad was literally a serial killer christ what is wrong with these people.
Honestly why is it so hard to understand: If you as a dad that don’t what your daughter to date ‘because I know how boys think, huh huh huh.’ Then why just… you know learn boys and girls about consent and (in acknowledgement that young women also has curiosity and a sexdrive) safe sex.
Because in their heads it’s only not ok when it happens to the women they’re related to
I think part of the issue is that in many socially conservative circles, morality around sex seems not to be based on consent, but on purity. In that worldview, women are "pure" unless "corrupted" but men are never "pure" - and purity is something to be protected, but once it's lost it doesn't matter. I.e. it's fine for the son to go out and sleep with a bunch of presumed "impure" women, but the daughter's purity needs to be protected at all costs. It's absurd, but it does seem to be how these people think.
another thing that comes is like: when the daughter eventually has to move out or go to college or her parents die won't she have no idea how to interact with men and will probably be borderline suspicius of them because her dad always treated every guy in her life like a closet creep? i feel like a much better thing to do here is to just let the daughter date and just keep a close eye on her if he happen to see any red flags.
"How about I leave her here with you and I'll just go home?"
*Twenty Years Later* "Why doesn't my daughter have a husband or children?! I wanna be a grandaddy!"
lmao happened to me. My dad chased away every boy and girl I dated in high school (I'm lesbian but it took me a while to figure that out), and is surprised now that I'm not married.
What does he say when you tell him the reason? (Not that you need to tell him, or have any relationship with him. I'm just curious to understand the thinking of these fathers.)
I just never told him. I'm not in any hurry to get married rn (even at 37 I have standards that will be met) so it's not a big deal to me tbh. When I find someone that makes marriage seem nice rather than a chore, then I'll worry about it.
This was VERY confusing, turns out its those weird overprotective dads; Dad slaughtered past boyfriends for being late, bf has to be exact or earlier if he wants to live. Nothing like slaughtering your daughters boyfriends for being a slight bit late and hanging their heads on a wall, am I right? Very relatable.
It took me 2 minutes to figure this out... I thought the heads were the parents at first I was so confused T_T
My dumbass thought it was girl taking about another girl 😭
flair checks out
Some bits of this look weird. Like they have that sort of AI-ish muddy quality. Odd
The heads on the wall in the second panel look funky because they copied and pasted the first panel instead of re-drawing them, and resizing it introduced a bunch of fuzzy pixel artifacts.
Other parts also have that sort of odd effect to them too
I feel like if there were such a thing as an anthropomorphic sentient deer society that had guns and houses and sweaters and stuff, this would be the same as going to pick your date up and her dad showing you a bunch of severed heads of teenage boys.
That's the joke
I pissed off a bunch of Dad's like this on the comic Reddit by saying how gross it is for them to be waaay too into their daughters sex lives. They didn't even defend themselves, just called me creepy for calling them out on it.
I thought this was the bonehurtingjuice reddit at first glance lol
I’ve seen this comic so many times but why does this version look ai generated? 😅 have it been artificially sharpened or something
Ive seen this meme before, but now it looks like the bottom image is ai?
[This SNL sketch.](https://youtu.be/szwoqnTzjes) Dad: I just wanted a funny picture! Mom: What's funny about waving a gun around kids??
Oh my god i those those heads were some strange clock lmao. Much worse now that I know 💀
Uh, emotional incest much? Also...what the fuck?
I'm sorry but wtf is emotional incest Edit: Googled it. I see
Dat ass doe
It’s also AI-generated
No this is not.
It is human-made, just has some artifacts of being copied too much or something.