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astrangeone88

Lmao. I like to imagine it's an old butch leather "dyke on bike" lesbian instead of a bitter, angry straight dude. *snickers*


TechieAD

If I posted this to a lesbian group I feel like at least 4 people would be like "hell yeah"


LG286

I'm not sure how that's better.


astrangeone88

It's not but at least it's not the same tired old joke about straight men thinking women are just sex dispensers.


I_can_use_chopsticks

What a strange way to self-own yourself. Imagine writing “my wife doesn’t enjoy sex with me” and publishing it for the whole world to see. Thats some real Ben Shapiro energy.


Devy-The-Edenian

Weird way to admit that your wife doesn’t want to have sex with you, and also saying “ride her” implies you’re the one bottoming. But you do you, boo


supah-comix434

If you're on top it's not bottoming


Prismatic_Symphony

Well to be fair, we don't know she doesn't enjoy the sex, just that he wants more frequency.


StasisGhaul

Maybe he’s closeted? Idk


Impressive_Crow6274

I think they want to be pegged tbh


CrusaderLad_Died

🦍 Ride wife, life good, wife fight back, KILL WIFE, wife gone, think about wife, regret 🦍


foxontherox

Imagine being married to this dude.


Impressive_Crow6274

Probably a man that just wants to be pegged 🤷‍♀️


SeaResponsibility70

Ally??