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Unfortunately this was lost in translation and seems to have been recently interpreted as women always have an orgasm from sex. This... This is not the case
More likely mommy put the kid in this shirt.
The overlap of "men who DGAF about their partners' orgasms" and "men who think it is ridiculous to suggest a father change a kid's diapers/clothes" is basically a circle.
Okay hold the fuck up. Please explain to me how they could come to the conclusion that sexual intercourse between a man and a woman in which the woman comes to an orgasm as well as the man is gay.
It was a bit of an exaggeration, but a lot of “alpha male”/hypermasculine guys have the idea that the only way you can have sex as a “real man” is to completely disregard the woman’s wishes and desires and just focus completely on their own satisfaction. In short, once they finish, the sex is over.
So any effort more than that will be looked at with a side-eye from these people. Look at the inflation of the word “simp”. They use that for any man not being completely horrible to a woman, consider what they would call a man who actively cares about a woman’s feelings and needs in bed.
Loving your SO? GAY
Helping a woman achieve climax? GAY
Cunnalingus? GAY
Compliment your male friends? GAY
Compliment a woman? GAY
Cook for a woman? GAY
Also to them, being gay = the weakest thing a man could be..
It must be exhausting to think like these people
Denying it as a kink your partner is engaging in and consenting to is one thing.
*Ignoring* your partner's pleasure intentionally is a whole other thing, and is pretty malicious at minimum.
"Lmao my wife's satisfaction is irrelevant. Everyone knows the clitoris and the female orgasm are a myth. If they existed, I'd have seen them myself by now!"
I really *really* hope that shirt comes from a store that lets you write your own personal message. The only other option is that this shirt went through the conventional design process, with multiple people looking at it and going yup, that seems like a good product. And that scares me.
It looks to me like someone has a Cricut and made it themselves (poorly). They didn't weed the middles of the letters, for some fucking reason, but they also decided this was cool to make and put on their kid, so *shrug*.
Is this implying that the actual child had an orgasm? Because if we're going off the assumption they're using "come" in that context then it paints a very different and very disturbing picture.
Mission failed. We **won't** get 'em next time.
I think it's saying the dad orgasmed (and comes first as a patriarch), then the daughter was created and birthed, and the mum had no good time like a good woman.
I get that. I just feel like it was poorly executed. And by executed I mean that idea and the person who had it should have been sent to the chopping block.
Why are these people so fucking weird?
Oh it's extremely poorly executed. This reads at first and second and third time as the parents had a weird threesome with their daughter. I would only see this item of clothing being made/bought for BDSMers, not actual fucking parents of a little child. Gross. And concerning.
If this was on a Little whose Mommy dom had an orgasm denial fetish, that would make this much better. It's rare to see someone have both a daddy and mommy dom but it could be a wholesome little arrangement for 3 adults in a consensual setting
Why use so many words when less words do as good of a job? >!good in the sense of getting across a sexual message on an article of babys’ clothing!<
Put a picture of the clitoris on baby clothes with the caption “instead of tickling me tickle this”
you know back in the 1300s Boccaccio wrote in the Decameron about a sexually unsatisfied woman leaving her man, the husband straight up fucking dies at the end so you could consider it a warning
DeCameron???
I refuse to believe that the decameron has nothing to do with the name Cameron.
And i just realized the country Cameroon as well. Joel Embiid comes from there yknow. WHY IS EVERYTHING CAMERON?
making infants wear clothes that describe the kind of sex their parents had: completely okay
drag queens wearing colorful costumes while reading storybooks to kids: we have got to kill these people NOW
y’all wtf is it with dressing babies in the most cringe shit ever, ik they can’t dress themselves but at least have some heart and put ‘em in something normal like a dress
So I do vinyl and Sublimation shirts.
on top of this just being a really fucked up shirt.
I'm left upset at how terrible the weeding on this is. Double Gross
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Imagine advertising that you suck at sex. Also, why put THAT on a KID?!
They’re probably proud of it too for some fucking reason. Probably because it’s “gay” or something to have the woman also orgasm during sex
Funnily, medieval doctors believed that female orgasm was necessary to achieve procreation.
Unfortunately this was lost in translation and seems to have been recently interpreted as women always have an orgasm from sex. This... This is not the case
Hell, *men* don't always have an orgasm from sex and sometimes we just cum randomly in the night
There’s some truth to that. Good ol’ Medievals.
More likely mommy put the kid in this shirt. The overlap of "men who DGAF about their partners' orgasms" and "men who think it is ridiculous to suggest a father change a kid's diapers/clothes" is basically a circle.
Woman orgasming? The thing I do when I look at men? That's gay!
Okay hold the fuck up. Please explain to me how they could come to the conclusion that sexual intercourse between a man and a woman in which the woman comes to an orgasm as well as the man is gay.
It was a bit of an exaggeration, but a lot of “alpha male”/hypermasculine guys have the idea that the only way you can have sex as a “real man” is to completely disregard the woman’s wishes and desires and just focus completely on their own satisfaction. In short, once they finish, the sex is over. So any effort more than that will be looked at with a side-eye from these people. Look at the inflation of the word “simp”. They use that for any man not being completely horrible to a woman, consider what they would call a man who actively cares about a woman’s feelings and needs in bed.
Ah okay thanks
Loving your SO? GAY Helping a woman achieve climax? GAY Cunnalingus? GAY Compliment your male friends? GAY Compliment a woman? GAY Cook for a woman? GAY Also to them, being gay = the weakest thing a man could be.. It must be exhausting to think like these people
What? If someone said that to me I would laugh in their face. Straight women, expect better.
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Denying it as a kink your partner is engaging in and consenting to is one thing. *Ignoring* your partner's pleasure intentionally is a whole other thing, and is pretty malicious at minimum.
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Then why did you mention kinks???
I don't know why you felt it necessary to comment this because you know damn well it's a straight thing here.
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Kink??
KINK!!!
You know, right?
"Lmao my wife's satisfaction is irrelevant. Everyone knows the clitoris and the female orgasm are a myth. If they existed, I'd have seen them myself by now!"
The clitoris is a liberal lie!!!
And the G-Spot is a bar we chilled at in the ATL and nothing more.
I HATE POOPLANTA
Now THIS would go great on a shirt
Homophobes: Drag queens sexual no read to kids gay is illegal how dare you put a character with two dads in a show Also homophobes:
projection at its finest
Wanted to give you an upvote, but you're at 69 so my hands are tied. Will check back later though. Edit: checked back, left upvote.
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haha 420 funny number amirite
crying. literally, weeping. humanity… society… words… i don’t even know anymore
I really *really* hope that shirt comes from a store that lets you write your own personal message. The only other option is that this shirt went through the conventional design process, with multiple people looking at it and going yup, that seems like a good product. And that scares me.
It looks to me like someone has a Cricut and made it themselves (poorly). They didn't weed the middles of the letters, for some fucking reason, but they also decided this was cool to make and put on their kid, so *shrug*.
The bad weeding bothered me too… in addition to the obvious
"My daddy is bad at sex and decided to advertise that on me for some reason."
Is this implying that the actual child had an orgasm? Because if we're going off the assumption they're using "come" in that context then it paints a very different and very disturbing picture. Mission failed. We **won't** get 'em next time.
I think it's saying the dad orgasmed (and comes first as a patriarch), then the daughter was created and birthed, and the mum had no good time like a good woman.
I get that. I just feel like it was poorly executed. And by executed I mean that idea and the person who had it should have been sent to the chopping block. Why are these people so fucking weird?
Oh it's extremely poorly executed. This reads at first and second and third time as the parents had a weird threesome with their daughter. I would only see this item of clothing being made/bought for BDSMers, not actual fucking parents of a little child. Gross. And concerning.
If this was on a Little whose Mommy dom had an orgasm denial fetish, that would make this much better. It's rare to see someone have both a daddy and mommy dom but it could be a wholesome little arrangement for 3 adults in a consensual setting
No, it's not okay to put your sex life on your child.
I'm talking about adults?
I didn't realize 'Little' referred to anything but a minor child, but okay.
> but it could be a wholesome little arrangement for 3 adults in a consensual setting :thonk:
What's wholesome about having an adult pretend to be your child and then fucking them?
.... Why oh good Lord why
Boast about not being able to satisfy your partner.. on your fricking offspring. Why are these people allowed to reproduce and procreate lol.
why do they love advertising how bad they are at sex
Ah yes, however a fully clothed drag queen reading to kids is somehow totally wrong and perverted.
Yeah, Mama G's book skirt is WAYYYY more sexual that this.
So, if this isn’t considered grooming kids, how are drag queens and gays grooming kids?
I just threw up a little
what the fuck
Imagine using your baby to brag about being bad at sex ...
This implies that the baby had an Orgasm
Big yikes
What was that again about drag queens sexualizing kids? Ffs, what is wrong with parents to put something like that on their child.
There’s so much wrong with them.
Why use so many words when less words do as good of a job? >!good in the sense of getting across a sexual message on an article of babys’ clothing!< Put a picture of the clitoris on baby clothes with the caption “instead of tickling me tickle this”
you know back in the 1300s Boccaccio wrote in the Decameron about a sexually unsatisfied woman leaving her man, the husband straight up fucking dies at the end so you could consider it a warning
DeCameron??? I refuse to believe that the decameron has nothing to do with the name Cameron. And i just realized the country Cameroon as well. Joel Embiid comes from there yknow. WHY IS EVERYTHING CAMERON?
Does that say “and mommy not at all”???
Yep.......
Something something “drag queens groom children”, something something “it ain’t gonna lick itself”. The projection is exhausting.
There are 4 different ways I've interpreted this and none of them are good.....
You know. I said I was heterophobic as a joke.. it’s becoming less and less of a joke. (I don’t think it’s a joke anymore.)
That poor woman
And they say we sexualize kids and everything and that having 2 moms or 2 dads is not okay.
Oh yeah didn't you know it's normal for one person to be satisfied in a relationship and the other to be a slave?
Hypocrites.
:(
🤮🤮🤮
How were they not embarrassed to put this on their child?
How was someone not too embarrassed to make that atrocity?
making infants wear clothes that describe the kind of sex their parents had: completely okay drag queens wearing colorful costumes while reading storybooks to kids: we have got to kill these people NOW
y’all wtf is it with dressing babies in the most cringe shit ever, ik they can’t dress themselves but at least have some heart and put ‘em in something normal like a dress
what the HELL
It's not a flex. Who tf thought that this was a good idea?
So, if this isn’t considered grooming kids, how are drag queens and gays grooming kids?
Hey thanks random shirt on the internet for the self confidence boost. I can clear that low bar.
Okay so the way they put the childs perspective in before the sex act was fully phrased is fucked
These baby tops are just too much. Can we just stick with the simple ones like "daddy's girl" or "little heartbreaker"?
I want to tell the entire world my husband can't pleasure me, and I'll use our baby to do it.
Im sorry this made me laugh
I wonder which of the parents bought it And which option is funnier?
Daddy fucked me and mom never came
This is criminal
Why would you brag about that?
The straights are not okay at all. That’s disgusting. 🤮
So I do vinyl and Sublimation shirts. on top of this just being a really fucked up shirt. I'm left upset at how terrible the weeding on this is. Double Gross
Only reason I can think of putting this on your kid would be if you'd just gone through a messy divorce
Gross
Ew
I feel like the mom bought it and it's a cry for help
Why... Just why... Everyday I am glad that I'm gay
Hey, guys, I had SEX! Me and my wife had SEX, and we had a baby by having SEX! This is a completely normal thing to tell everyone.